Blood-spattered Sombrero 91,274 10
10/18/2005 03:32 PM

You've had your nose buried in a Thesaurus for 3 days, havent you?

Millie has fun-size snickers 116,988 28
10/18/2005 03:32 PM

Your name is too much like someone else here that used to have that icon.



And I can't read that post.

Trae - Now with flying monkeys! 156,790 17
10/18/2005 03:32 PM

Hi Dagwolf!



Been a while.

Scary Republican Chickens 286,539 61
10/18/2005 03:33 PM

very well, I apologize then. Your tits don't look like the eyes of a flounder.

Pneuma Cognoscente 2,531 11
10/18/2005 03:33 PM

No, I imagine it took him about 1 year...

Scary Republican Chickens 286,539 61
10/18/2005 03:33 PM

Holy Shakespeare that's not Daggy.

Dagwolf the Prophet of Uranus 1,016 11
10/18/2005 03:34 PM

I resent the allegation that I own a thesaurus. I do not traffic in extinct reptiles.

Scary Republican Chickens 286,539 61
10/18/2005 03:34 PM

Dagwolf! How ya been, pal? How bout dem Bears?

johnnykielbasaMM 15,703 0
10/18/2005 03:35 PM

I am definitely intrigued.

Dagwolf the Prophet of Uranus 1,016 11
10/18/2005 03:40 PM

I'm drawing a blank on the bears, but I remember the chickens!

johnnykielbasaMM 15,703 0
10/18/2005 03:41 PM

Unrepudiated troglodytic misanthrope,

The petrifical formation of dysenterial manifest in your argument is undeniably invalid, and I absolutely condone disformation. The supernumerary nipples that devolve from my unbiased flora may not rotate pacifically, but suffice. When contemplating the discombobulation of a flatulent bloated sack of protoplasm it is sometimes necessary to dispense with platonic ideals; therefore it is incumbent upon the offending corpuscle to shed the weight of corporeal existence in favor of absolute karmic redemption. The blessings of the Sidhe are doubtful, and the Bain Sidhe, which is deficient in herpitude, should be oft placated.

Unnervingly capacious,

Dagwolf the Prophet



A+++ for spelling. A++++ for grammar. A++ for nor using my name.

Oliver Rotting Corpse 203,475 12
10/18/2005 03:42 PM

Holy crap. Why are all these old timers coming out of the woodworks?

Duhnnie Darko 24,152 8
10/18/2005 03:43 PM

Unrepudiated troglodytic misanthrope,

The petrifical formation of dysenterial manifest in your argument is undeniably invalid, and I absolutely condone disformation. The supernumerary nipples that devolve from my unbiased flora may not rotate pacifically, but suffice. When contemplating the discombobulation of a flatulent bloated sack of protoplasm it is sometimes necessary to dispense with platonic ideals; therefore it is incumbent upon the offending corpuscle to shed the weight of corporeal existence in favor of absolute karmic redemption. The blessings of the Sidhe are doubtful, and the Bain Sidhe, which is deficient in herpitude, should be oft placated. I've spent three years learning this stuff in college and I still haven't gotten laid.



Unnervingly capacious,

Dagwolf the Prophet

Pneuma Cognoscente 2,531 11
10/18/2005 03:46 PM

Holy crap. Why are all these old timers coming out of the woodworks?



Dun dun duun?

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/18/2005 03:46 PM

Fizzgig, by the way.

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/18/2005 03:47 PM

What am I doing. You know what you look like!

Oliver Rotting Corpse 203,475 12
10/18/2005 03:47 PM

She is one of the old timers I was referring to.

johnnykielbasaMM 15,703 0
10/18/2005 03:47 PM

Old Timers love new Old Dimers

Mr. Sir, Scary indeed. 66,727 9
10/18/2005 03:48 PM

Fizzgig, by the way.



Holy crap.



How YOU doin', Fizzgig?











Is HOB's server down?

Pneuma Cognoscente 2,531 11
10/18/2005 03:48 PM

What are you doing with my Poe, Fratberry?

Duhnnie Darko 24,152 8
10/18/2005 03:49 PM

What am I doing?



Ringing the feeding bell for sex-starved male GABbers, Frat.

Pneuma Cognoscente 2,531 11
10/18/2005 03:50 PM

This new rating system is really bad.



How is having your smiling face pissed on good and wholesome?



Tsk tsk.

Oliver Rotting Corpse 203,475 12
10/18/2005 03:52 PM

It was R. Kelly's idea.

Oliver Rotting Corpse 203,475 12
10/18/2005 03:52 PM

Ok, it was my idea.

Pneuma Cognoscente 2,531 11
10/18/2005 04:18 PM

Has John gone to "the other board" too now?

Oliver Rotting Corpse 203,475 12
10/18/2005 04:19 PM

John? Who the Frost in John?

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/18/2005 04:20 PM

Who the Frost in in?

Oliver Rotting Corpse 203,475 12
10/18/2005 04:22 PM

n jh- 9y9p7

Pneuma Cognoscente 2,531 11
10/18/2005 04:24 PM

If I could remember how to action I'd cry.

Duhnnie Darko 24,152 8
10/18/2005 04:24 PM

Dear god, the Foul Fowl Virus has infected Ollie's computer!

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/18/2005 04:25 PM

use open and close "action" tags.

Trae - Now with flying monkeys! 156,790 17
10/18/2005 04:26 PM

I'm sorry we all made fun of your boobs way back when, Fizzy. Welcome back!



Why did you and the hubby/bf/manslave decide on a dual return?

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/18/2005 04:26 PM

<action>can't imagine that helped very much</action>

Pneuma Cognoscente 2,531 11
10/18/2005 04:27 PM

<action>Cries</action>

Trae - Now with flying monkeys! 156,790 17
10/18/2005 04:28 PM

I was mean back then.

I want to atone for my sins.



Besides, she's hot.

Duhnnie Darko 24,152 8
10/18/2005 04:30 PM

<actionjackson>whatever crap</actionjackson>



Just be like the California courts and remove Jackson from the action and you can do whatever you want.

Oliver Rotting Corpse 203,475 12
10/18/2005 04:30 PM

Yeah, you're not mean anymore. You're just better than everyone else. Right? Whore.

Pneuma Cognoscente 2,531 11
10/18/2005 04:30 PM

Why is it that every time I return people apologize to me?



It's happened at least 4 times now.



I'm not really back. Dag (my husband) was just informing me on...well...how things were going here so I thought I'd stop by and poke some people in the eye.

Trae - Now with flying monkeys! 156,790 17
10/18/2005 04:31 PM

Can you please start with Ollie?

He needs a good poke.

Not necessarily in the eye though.

Duhnnie Darko 24,152 8
10/18/2005 04:32 PM

Question: Why is it that every time I return people apologize to me?



Answer: Stop leaving.

Pneuma Cognoscente 2,531 11
10/18/2005 04:33 PM

I don't recall you being mean, Trae...were you even here then?



Oh well, I never not liked you I think?



Oh hell...did I hate you? Because if I did tell me now before causing any further embarrassment!

Pneuma Cognoscente 2,531 11
10/18/2005 04:35 PM

Hey your Profile states you've been here since 2001 and I 2002.



I was sure this was my corner first.

Trae - Now with flying monkeys! 156,790 17
10/18/2005 04:35 PM

Nah, I sort of blended in way back then. Now, I'm better then everyone else according to Ollie.



I'm like the new Marilyn!





*shoots self*

Pneuma Cognoscente 2,531 11
10/18/2005 04:37 PM

Ah, so she finally shot herself then?



Good.

johnnykielbasaMM 15,703 0
10/18/2005 04:38 PM

Trae will say anything to destroy my animations. She is so clever.

www.johnnykielbasaMM.com/Traes idiosychrosies/burp/ty/

Trae - Now with flying monkeys! 156,790 17
10/18/2005 04:39 PM

Let me get you up to speed:





JK2K = Tavis or Kenshin

Sombrero/"Hat" = Manny Fever

Ollie = Virn

Ditdah = Onion (only not mean and ugly)

Oliver Rotting Corpse 203,475 12
10/18/2005 04:40 PM

Sorry, Fizzgig. We try to keep the place clean, but crap like that manages to find it's way in sometimes. Try not to blame us.

Spicey McHaggis 117,779 37
10/18/2005 04:41 PM

Ditah wears sad, boyish loafers?

Trae - Now with flying monkeys! 156,790 17
10/18/2005 04:41 PM

Shut up and pull your nose out of her ass, HeWhore.

Blood-spattered Sombrero 91,274 10
10/18/2005 04:42 PM

Is that good or bad?

HartmanTwins 10,131 10
10/18/2005 04:43 PM

Trae, do me!







Also, who am I comparable to?

HartmanTwins 10,131 10
10/18/2005 04:43 PM

Ah Frost. I just stepped in it, didn't I?

johnnykielbasaMM 15,703 0
10/18/2005 04:43 PM

Trae is #4 on my list of animations.



(I expect no orbs)

Pneuma Cognoscente 2,531 11
10/18/2005 04:44 PM

Virn is under the new name Ollie?



Ok that's all I need to remember.

Thanks!

HartmanTwins 10,131 10
10/18/2005 04:44 PM

And you shall receive none.

Trae - Now with flying monkeys! 156,790 17
10/18/2005 04:44 PM

Manny coined the phrase "Go eat a bowl of dick" which quickly morphed into "Go eat a hot steaming bowl of dick/Frost" and I can imagine you'd feel comfortable saying that pretty much to anyone so, yeah...it's good.

HartmanTwins 10,131 10
10/18/2005 04:44 PM

Dang.

HartmanTwins 10,131 10
10/18/2005 04:45 PM

Double Dang.

johnnykielbasaMM 15,703 0
10/18/2005 04:45 PM

Telling anywoman "she is so clever" is apparently worth five ORBS!

HartmanTwins 10,131 10
10/18/2005 04:47 PM

<action>wonders why he has all those orbs...</action>



Triple Dang?

Oliver Rotting Corpse 203,475 12
10/18/2005 04:47 PM

Really? Virn? I feel that I am much more of an ass than him.

johnnykielbasaMM 15,703 0
10/18/2005 04:48 PM

Manny coined the phrase "Go eat a bowl of dick" which quickly morphed into "Go eat a hot steaming bowl of dick/copulate" and I can imagine you'd feel comfortable saying that pretty much to anyone so, yeah...it's good.





Let's revert back to Trae is HOT

HartmanTwins 10,131 10
10/18/2005 04:48 PM

<action>realizes that JK has been orbing him.</action>





No...no...it...it can't be!

Trae - Now with flying monkeys! 156,790 17
10/18/2005 04:48 PM

I think it's the sarcasm that gotcha, JK2K.



Of course, I'm at work and can't see your "work"....

Blood-spattered Sombrero 91,274 10
10/18/2005 04:49 PM

Shut your Frost-ing piehole and lick my Poop Valve.

Trae - Now with flying monkeys! 156,790 17
10/18/2005 04:49 PM

It's funny when a black man says "dang".

Blood-spattered Sombrero 91,274 10
10/18/2005 04:49 PM

I don't know who that was for.

Pneuma Cognoscente 2,531 11
10/18/2005 04:51 PM

I really liked Virn and BobJohnson ...he still here?

I haven't talked to anyone in ages.



Dinesh and Mookie and Cube (Did he ever come back?)

Candie? How's she?

Frogpop too I think was quite amusing.

I'm sure you can forgive me if I didn't name you, I haven't even lurked here in many many moons.

johnnykielbasaMM 15,703 0
10/18/2005 04:52 PM

"BURP"



I'm white and have beer.

Oliver Rotting Corpse 203,475 12
10/18/2005 04:53 PM

I really liked Virn and BobJohnson ...he still here?

I haven't talked to anyone in ages.



Dinesh and Mookie and Cube (Did he ever come back?)

Candie? How's she?

Frogpop too I think was quite amusing.

I'm sure you can forgive me if I didn't name you, I haven't even lurked here in many many moons.



Virn comes in every now and then, and gets sick of us and leaves.



Bob is still here.



Dinesh makes an apperance when there are boobs.



And Frogpop is still here, when he isn't in class that is.

Trae - Now with flying monkeys! 156,790 17
10/18/2005 04:53 PM

I really liked Virn and BobJohnson ...he still here?

I haven't talked to anyone in ages.



Yep, The Reverend BobJohnson, Alien Extrodinaire is still here.



Dinesh and Mookie and Cube (Did he ever come back?)



Dinesh posts, but mostly lurks. Cube never came back...sadly. Mookie posts now and then, between stalkings.



Candie? How's she?



She posted a long while back but not really here anymore.



Frogpop too I think was quite amusing.



Yep, Frogpop is still here, posting mostly at night.

Oliver Rotting Corpse 203,475 12
10/18/2005 04:54 PM

Candie is at HoB. Mookie is in Trae's backyard. Cube I don't know.

Trae - Now with flying monkeys! 156,790 17
10/18/2005 04:54 PM

GODDAMN IT OLLIE!!!

Oliver Rotting Corpse 203,475 12
10/18/2005 04:55 PM

And I am mostly faster than Trae.

Trae - Now with flying monkeys! 156,790 17
10/18/2005 04:55 PM

Stop it!

Trae - Now with flying monkeys! 156,790 17
10/18/2005 04:56 PM

DANG!

Trae - Now with flying monkeys! 156,790 17
10/18/2005 04:57 PM

Ah hah! Broke the simulpost!

Oliver Rotting Corpse 203,475 12
10/18/2005 04:58 PM

You broke the simulpost the same way you broke my heart!

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
10/18/2005 04:59 PM

I don't know you, but welcome back, old timers! Your homecoming red carpet comes in two flavours, please choose yours:



1.) I don't care if you're an old timer. You've been away too long, you're a n00b all over again. And STFU.



2.) Oh, an old timer! Let's all sit around the fire and listen to the old timer tell us stories of back when GAB existed only on postcards.

johnnykielbasaMM 15,703 0
10/18/2005 04:59 PM

MRSJKMM is gonna divorce me 3 times (just to make sure)

S. Kake 55,555 14
10/18/2005 05:00 PM

I'm still here. Not that you guys remember me or anything.

Mr. Sir, Scary indeed. 66,727 9
10/18/2005 05:01 PM

STFU, n00b.

Pneuma Cognoscente 2,531 11
10/18/2005 05:03 PM

I'd keep posting but I have not slept yet and I think I'll just regret it if I continue...and I imagine so will all of you.



Maybe I'll come back later if I can tear myself away from Runescape long enough.

Thanks for the warm pee everyone!

Pneuma Cognoscente 2,531 11
10/18/2005 05:04 PM

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always



Yay! Someone to hate!



I guess I will be back, after all.

Blood-spattered Sombrero 91,274 10
10/18/2005 05:05 PM

Google.com > Runescape > RuneScape - the massive online adventure game





Oh. My. God.



NERD!

johnnykielbasaMM 15,703 0
10/18/2005 05:05 PM

stop it, stop it, stop it



I wan't to help Trae through these STOP IT times!

S. Kake 55,555 14
10/18/2005 05:07 PM

Yay! Someone to hate!



If there's one thing Gab's not lacking. . .

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
10/18/2005 05:11 PM

If there's one thing Gab's not lacking. . .



... it's people who hate me?









*opens an industrial size can of Haagen-Dazs ice cream and pours a tall glass of vodka*

Mr. Sir, Scary indeed. 66,727 9
10/18/2005 05:12 PM

You'll thank me later, Mailman.



It totally does the trick.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
10/18/2005 05:13 PM

Talking to yourself again, Mr. Sir?

Millie has fun-size snickers 116,988 28
10/18/2005 05:17 PM

I love both Mailman and Mr. Sir, because they enjoy my long-winded, unfunny, poorly written posts.



Or, they just love me, so they pretend they do.

S. Kake 55,555 14
10/18/2005 05:19 PM

Or, they just love me, so they pretend they do.



Behold, the power of cheese tits.

Dreadful Daggy with scabs and stuff 86,705 14
10/18/2005 08:40 PM

Hi fizz! I'm pretty sure you hated me.





Oh, and SUYT!

Dagwolf the Prophet of Uranus 1,016 11
10/18/2005 10:00 PM

I don't know you, but welcome back, old timers! Your homecoming red carpet comes in two flavours, please choose yours:



1.) I don't care if you're an old timer. You've been away too long, you're a n00b all over again. And STFU.



2.) Oh, an old timer! Let's all sit around the fire and listen to the old timer tell us stories of back when GAB existed only on postcards.



Back when Gab existed only on postcards, I had to walk 5 miles naked through blistering snow and freezing sandstormsjust to get to the post office and mail a joke. You kids have it way too Frost-ing easy with all this internet crap.