Yorkie Thompson: Robot Made of Boxes. 60,724 12
10/21/2005 12:43 AM

I will trade you a potato burrito for one of those.

Efram the Retarded Rabbit 203,475 12
10/21/2005 12:44 AM

I apologize that I will not be around for any questions about tonight's events, as I have called 9-1-1 in order to have my stomach pumped, and will be a bit indisposed of. But leave all your questions here, and I will respond to them as promptly as possible.

Monsters say PHLARGHH 131,068 34
10/21/2005 12:45 AM

Holy Shakespeare. If I throw up, will you put that on the burger?

Efram the Retarded Rabbit 203,475 12
10/21/2005 12:46 AM

Probably. As long as there's bacon in it.

Monsters say PHLARGHH 131,068 34
10/21/2005 12:47 AM

Clams linguini is like bacon if you close your eyes and have a mouth full of novocaine.

Monsters say PHLARGHH 131,068 34
10/21/2005 12:48 AM

I am also saddened in your lack of tubgirl in your "This is me pooping" picture.

Duhnnie Darko 24,152 8
10/21/2005 12:48 AM

Just now I imagined Ollie on safari, chasing after all the wild animals with a stick of butter and a ribbon of drool hanging from his mouth.

Smulzie 980 9
10/21/2005 12:55 AM

If I saw Jesus Christ himself being born, I wouldn't be moved as much as watching those tiny miracles created.



Well done.

Millie has fun-size snickers 116,988 28
10/21/2005 12:57 AM

I hope you shared with that cute dog! She (?) looks very interested.



Also, your friend looks stoned, which makes sense, I guess.

Smulzie 980 9
10/21/2005 01:02 AM

That electrical socket is a nice touch on that wall.

nermal-the world's cutest fabulounik 8,478 12
10/21/2005 01:34 AM

Why didn't you put the tots in the tasty sammiches?

The Baptist 1,672 8
10/21/2005 01:36 AM

I work in fast food you know. I think you just found your grease man.

Monsters say PHLARGHH 131,068 34
10/21/2005 01:39 AM

Dude, gimme some of your tots.

The Baptist 1,672 8
10/21/2005 01:41 AM

But my lips really hurt.

Going Boldly Where No Snork Has Gone Before. 45,655 12
10/21/2005 01:57 AM

There is this other Oliver person who has a cooking show in England.



What I'm saying is, please don't get naked.

BobJohnson, Tiger Trainer Extraordinaire 178,045 22
10/21/2005 02:01 AM

Oliver wins.

Humphrey Bogyman. 51,764 12
10/21/2005 02:01 AM

Only a true artist will suffer for their art. I applaud you.

Yorkie Thompson: Robot Made of Boxes. 60,724 12
10/21/2005 02:13 AM

It's nice to see that threads have been tard-jacked since way back when.

Phuc 237,919 21
10/21/2005 08:39 AM

Oliver:



CongratuFrost-inglations! That is the most Frost-ing amazingest thing I've seen since I saw The Legendary Jim Petry go into porterhouse convulsions.



You have attained true godhood and I salute you.





















--with a 32 ounce T-bone.

Dismembered Ditdah 123,110 14
10/21/2005 08:47 AM

I'm nursing one hell of a hangover right now. And what's a better cure for a hangover than a big, greasy, meaty meal?! Think the cook-to-order grill in the cafeteria will make me one of those?

turtle10 42,578 26
10/21/2005 08:47 AM

I just have 2 observations:



1. I think it is hilarious you needed to include a side dish with that monster. Hey, gotta have starch with your meals.



2. Those are the gayest cool plates I have seen.

Dismembered Ditdah 123,110 14
10/21/2005 08:50 AM

I wanna know if that place is Ollie's or his buddie's. It's tastefully decorated, clean, and all the furniture matches.







So, who's the fag?

The Fabulous Auntie Trixxie 65,026 15
10/21/2005 09:06 AM

Wow, Awesome Sammich Ollie, So aroungry. Anywho who else noticed the

immaculate stove, fru fru salt and pepper shakers and expensive fancy oil?



To say nothing of the Ansel Adams prints on the wall Who knew Ollie was such a FAG?

J.W.- blah 24,693 8
10/21/2005 09:08 AM

this thread should stay next to the "Sweet Relief" thread.

Just in case.

Meatloaf of Generosity 49 7
10/21/2005 09:11 AM

You could just put this on some french bread and get the same effect!

J.W.- blah 24,693 8
10/21/2005 09:13 AM

See?

Duhnnie Darko 24,152 8
10/21/2005 09:15 AM

If you look closely, you can tell this picture was taken at the moment the anuerysm occurred.

Coincidence or Cholesterol?

Scary Republican Chickens 286,539 61
10/21/2005 09:27 AM

<action> bows before Ollie's awesomeness

Mr. Sir, Scary indeed. 66,727 9
10/21/2005 09:33 AM

Ollie, that sandwich repulses me so much that it makes my head spin to even think of how to describe it.



Great Job, man! I salute your sure-to-happen colon rupture.



The Sierra Nevada was a good choice to cut through all that grease. Awesome beer!

Erika the Exorcist 76,152 9
10/21/2005 09:51 AM

God Mr. Sir, us vegetarians are just so unhealthy.









IM KIDDING!

Mr. Sir, Scary indeed. 66,727 9
10/21/2005 10:01 AM

I quit smoking, eating meat, and I regularly exercise. They say this should help me to live a long healthy life.



Unless I get hit by a bus while trying to cross the street next week.





That's why I drink, 'cause I'm sticking it to the man.

Erika the Exorcist 76,152 9
10/21/2005 10:17 AM

Amen brotha.

Efram the Retarded Rabbit 203,475 12
10/21/2005 10:33 AM

My farts smell awesomely rancid this morning.



Ian & I both live there. There is a 3rd roomie, but he is normally at his girlfriends. Dishes are mine. Ansel Adams pictures belong to the 3rd roommate. The furniture is Ian's. He bought it when he lived with his now ex-girlfriend.



We keep the place clean because we like to pretend it helps us get chicks, but in reality it's cause we secretly want to massage eachothers prostates with our tongues.

Mr. Sir, Scary indeed. 66,727 9
10/21/2005 10:35 AM

I don't think it's much of a secret.

HartmanTwins 10,131 10
10/21/2005 10:37 AM

Ollie, you glorious bastard, you are indeed great. I'd hug you if I could get my arms around you. That being said--





--I smell death on you.



</Stewie>

H-izz-o to the P-izz-ay 58,948 29
10/21/2005 10:43 AM

You should have put pork rinds under the meat pattie. And had more chedder. And BBQ sauce.

Blood-spattered Sombrero 91,274 10
10/21/2005 10:47 AM

Arteriffically disgustilicious!

Efram the Retarded Rabbit 203,475 12
10/21/2005 10:50 AM

HP, there was cheaddar in between the patties also. BBQ sauce would have drowned out the taste. Pork rhinds? We really are white trash, aren't you?

Mr. Sir, Scary indeed. 66,727 9
10/21/2005 10:51 AM

Did that sandwich make your fingers so bloated that you couldn't type?

Efram the Retarded Rabbit 203,475 12
10/21/2005 10:52 AM

Yaesd

lupience from hell 26,981 11
10/21/2005 10:55 AM

You win Ollie. No matter what the contest, no matter where. You win everything- always- from now on.

It's one thing to come up with something like this, and post it on the board- quite another to follow through, and post that as well.

My life has been enriched. My husband will forever wonder why I laugh when he asks "what's for dinner?".

Blood-spattered Sombrero 91,274 10
10/21/2005 10:57 AM

The only thing that would top that is a Quizno's Chicken Carbonara, and Chicken fingers, and Ranch, wrapped in a Meat Lovers pizza.

Blood-spattered Sombrero 91,274 10
10/21/2005 10:57 AM

Ranch!

severed dick 714 8
10/21/2005 11:03 AM

Carne!

severed dick 714 8
10/21/2005 11:13 AM

On a note unrelated to this awesomeness, my GAB front page greeting says:



"How's it hanging, severed dick?"

lupience from hell 26,981 11
10/21/2005 11:18 AM

Funny. Mine says "Shut up, and kill yourself, Lupience!"

HartmanTwins 10,131 10
10/21/2005 11:23 AM

Mine says "Hide the TV. The Ogden Nashes here."

SharribarriBoo! The Ghost of Sharri Past Her Prime 14,124 11
10/21/2005 11:24 AM

So, who is the fag that drinks dirty dish waterChamomile tea? Is that a chick catcher or for hangovers?

HartmanTwins 10,131 10
10/21/2005 11:30 AM

I'm more interested in the threeway gaywad fest that's going on there.





After consuming all that meat, do you head south for some creamy dessert?







Can you post pictures of that?

HartmanTwins 10,131 10
10/21/2005 11:31 AM

Nevermind. Brad Pitt is doing an interview for Access Hollywood. I'm going to check that out instead.

Livewire the Kelly Girl 78,229 13
10/21/2005 11:40 AM

Your story is useless without pic...



Oh... wait a minute. Your story is AWESOME!

dropkick brody and her Army of Flaming Leprechauns 43,090 12
10/21/2005 05:12 PM

I would trade my first born for that sammich/burger/little grease filled slab of heaven.



And is that a fried egg I espied ontop?



*bows*



I'm. Not. Worthy.

Miracles 22,430 0
10/21/2005 05:22 PM

That looks so Frost-ing gross.



I know what to give my brother for Christmas.



What are you naming it, Ollie?

Jep - premature articulator 58,758 13
10/21/2005 05:23 PM

<action>Has chest pains and shortness of breath after reading this thread</action>



My cardiologist is going love you for your new invention (he'll be getting a new boat [and probably a new wife] off of the medical bills I'll soon be paying him. Dr. Adkins on the other hand is going to pimp stick your cholesterol laden ass.

Efram the Retarded Rabbit 203,475 12
10/21/2005 05:24 PM

Could you just imagine what kind of burger I could make if I had your first born?



I'll make you one, and send it in the mail. Now get to work on having a kid. Make sure you don't hump any colored people. I prefer white meat.

Mr. Sir, Scary indeed. 66,727 9
10/21/2005 05:25 PM

Jep, have you checked your yahoo email? No big thing, just wondering.







Ollie, shouldn't you have put gravy on that sandwich?

Efram the Retarded Rabbit 203,475 12
10/21/2005 05:25 PM

I'm naming it "Something I will never eat ever again unless I am attempting to commit suicide."

J.W.- blah 24,693 8
10/21/2005 05:26 PM

just reading this is giving me a Maalox moment.

dropkick brody and her Army of Flaming Leprechauns 43,090 12
10/21/2005 05:26 PM

Now get to work on having a kid.



I'll get right on that.



...

Aimless, quick question...

Mr. Sir, Scary indeed. 66,727 9
10/21/2005 05:26 PM

The ketchup was a little over-the-top.

Efram the Retarded Rabbit 203,475 12
10/21/2005 05:28 PM

We needed some sort of vegetable.

dropkick brody and her Army of Flaming Leprechauns 43,090 12
10/21/2005 05:28 PM

Yeah, the ketchup is what made that sandwich go to eleven.



Damn the sugary tomato paste.

Mr. Sir, Scary indeed. 66,727 9
10/21/2005 05:30 PM

It would have been funny as hell if you would've put a "lite" dressing on it.



And had a Diet Coke.

Efram the Retarded Rabbit 203,475 12
10/21/2005 05:34 PM

Ian did actually put lettuce on his. He said he needed to in order to justify it being ok to eat this mess.

Jep - premature articulator 58,758 13
10/21/2005 05:37 PM

Mr. Sir, my apologies. I've just been so damn busy I haven't had time to really respond to anything at all. Just jump on GAB for a few minutes at a time.



If I had more time, the first chapter of Acid Pulaski would have been done by now.



And Ollie, got 3 of the savages.



And Brody, I think I can answer that question.

Miracles 22,430 0
10/21/2005 05:37 PM

Ian should have put lettuce on it AND plucked his uni-brow to justify being ok.

Efram the Retarded Rabbit 203,475 12
10/21/2005 05:39 PM

Wow, Miracles. Way to insult my friend, someone that doesn't post here, so is unable to defend himself from your idiotic insults.



Good job. Moron.

Efram the Retarded Rabbit 203,475 12
10/21/2005 05:40 PM

Jep, hua? Savages?

Miracles 22,430 0
10/21/2005 05:41 PM

You're so Frost-ing emotional, Ollie.



Just because I said your lover needs to get rid of his uni-brow is no reason to get your panties in a bunch.



Shakespeare.

Efram the Retarded Rabbit 203,475 12
10/21/2005 05:42 PM

Go kick a baby, you fat Frost-ing cow. Stop ruining my thread.

dropkick brody and her Army of Flaming Leprechauns 43,090 12
10/21/2005 05:42 PM

Ian is hot.



Jep, I was wondering about mucus plugs and blot clots. Can you still help me?

Miracles 22,430 0
10/21/2005 05:43 PM

Ollie called me a fat Frost-ing cow! HAHAHAHAHAHA. Now that is rich.

dropkick brody and her Army of Flaming Leprechauns 43,090 12
10/21/2005 05:43 PM

blot clots



My eyes were tearing from the beauty of the sandwich.



That's the reason I can't spell so good.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
10/21/2005 05:52 PM

Say Blot !









Hell of a job there Chef Ollie, gotta love a sammich that makes your face all shiny by the time you are finished with it.

Jep - premature articulator 58,758 13
10/21/2005 06:05 PM

Jep, I was wondering about mucus plugs and blot clots. Can you still help me?



***Pukes***



No, and I just quit puttin' out.

dropkick brody and her Army of Flaming Leprechauns 43,090 12
10/21/2005 06:07 PM

Curses!

lupience from hell 26,981 11
10/22/2005 12:25 AM

Perhaps that should be the 'official' name of the sammich?

The "Blot Clot"

Yorkie Thompson: Robot Made of Boxes. 60,724 12
10/22/2005 12:53 AM

I'm pretty drunk right now, and all i want is one of those burgers.

SquidBoy 19,912 12
10/22/2005 12:55 AM

I have to agree... as artery-clogging as it looks, I'm honestly curious.



I want one.

lupience from hell 26,981 11
10/22/2005 12:56 AM

I'm thinking Beggin Strips and plastic vomit would be a good substitute.

Yorkie Thompson: Robot Made of Boxes. 60,724 12
10/22/2005 12:56 AM

Ollie's close enough to me where he can just make one and drive it up here.

You, japan-boy, are Frosted.

SquidBoy 19,912 12
10/22/2005 12:59 AM

Yeah, unless I want to make it for myself..



Maybe I'll just cook up a nice, Udon noodle dish tonight and make Trix jealous.

lupience from hell 26,981 11
10/22/2005 12:59 AM

I'm not saying anything.

Yorkie Thompson: Robot Made of Boxes. 60,724 12
10/22/2005 01:00 AM

LIAR!

Don't Rape the Zombie 30,762 12
10/22/2005 02:36 AM

Ollie, I hope you become a chef.



Or a child molester, same thing.

Jade - Evil Zombie Queen Of Mistakes 14,453 11
10/22/2005 01:05 PM

What, we'll be black men in football helmets? God help us all.



*resolves to never eat one of those burgers, no matter how good they may look*

Zolton, Third Cousin Twice Removed of Chucky 88,200 34
10/22/2005 01:07 PM

Wait. Ollie's black?

dropkick brody and her Army of Flaming Leprechauns 43,090 12
10/22/2005 01:10 PM

No, he's back in black.

I hit the sack.



...God I'm bored.

Miracles 22,430 0
10/22/2005 07:37 PM

My daughter just said that in this picture Ollie looks like the fat, Woody thief guy from Toy Story Part 2 - the part where he is on the couch with cheetos all around him.



She cracks me up.

Jep - premature articulator 58,758 13
10/22/2005 07:53 PM

My God, Miracles! She's right!

Miracles 22,430 0
10/22/2005 08:06 PM

heh. That's why I had to post it - it was just too right on.



My kid is da bomb.

Monsters say PHLARGHH 131,068 34
10/22/2005 08:08 PM

No seriously. That picture looks EXACTLY like Ollie. She couldn't be more spot on.

Jep - premature articulator 58,758 13
10/22/2005 08:10 PM

No really, its uncanny. I've seen that movie about 2,346 times (got 3 kids) and as soon as you said that it clicked right away.



Of course the main difference is that Ollie's always got his Woody.