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A comedy conversation by notkaliesmash 1,741 7
10/23/2005 09:56 PM 339 views

I'm playing a video game, and I have to trying to snowboard down a mountian while collecting all these things.



I said to myself, "They're everywhere, but I can't even get one"



and I thought to myself, why, this must be what it's like to be an ugly man.

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Skitzo 321 8
10/23/2005 09:56 PM

Hahaha that one made me laugh.

 

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Dur I'm a dead fish 1,428 9
10/23/2005 09:58 PM

You're retarded! Have a nice day.

 

Amusing 4 votes 1.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1317553
notkaliesmash 1,741 7
10/23/2005 09:59 PM

atleast im not a dead fish!111111111

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1317554
Dur I'm a dead fish 1,428 9
10/23/2005 10:00 PM

atleast im not a dead fish!111111111

Thems fighting words.

 

Chuckleworthy 4 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1317555
Skitzo 321 8
10/23/2005 10:01 PM

You're retarded! Have a nice day



You must have anger issues... is that what happens when your an ugly man

 

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notkaliesmash 1,741 7
10/23/2005 10:03 PM

why, thank you skitzo.

 

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Dur I'm a dead fish 1,428 9
10/23/2005 10:04 PM

You're retarded! Have a nice day



You must have anger issues... is that what happens when your an ugly man
I'm mad because your parents choose to cancel the abortion.

 

Chuckleworthy 5 votes 2.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1317558
notkaliesmash 1,741 7
10/23/2005 10:05 PM

Your parents felt the same way, I'm sure.

 

Amusing 5 votes 1.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1317559
Skitzo 321 8
10/23/2005 10:05 PM

I'm angry at them too for canceling it...but thats not because im an ugly man...its because i have to deal with you.

 

Amusing 2 votes 1.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1317560
Dur I'm a dead fish 1,428 9
10/23/2005 10:05 PM

Your parents felt the same way, I'm sure. I killed them before I could ask.

 

Amusing 3 votes 1.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1317562
Skitzo 321 8
10/23/2005 10:08 PM

Your parents felt the same way, I'm sure. I killed them before I could ask



Yes, im sure just the sight of you face made them want to die.

 

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notkaliesmash 1,741 7
10/23/2005 10:08 PM

This isn't a very happy thread.

 

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Dur I'm a dead fish 1,428 9
10/23/2005 10:09 PM

This isn't a very happy thread.Poe.

 

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Skitzo 321 8
10/23/2005 10:11 PM

This isn't a very happy thread



I geuss we're just not very happy people...?

 

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Dur I'm a dead fish 1,428 9
10/23/2005 10:13 PM

This isn't a very happy thread



I geuss we're just not very happy people...?
Hey here's a spoon eat my ass

 

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Skitzo 321 8
10/23/2005 10:15 PM

How about you take that spoon and scoop the Shakespeare out of your mouth.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1317572
Dur I'm a dead fish 1,428 9
10/23/2005 10:17 PM

How about you take that spoon and scoop the Shakespeare out of your mouth. Only if you remove the Coleridge from yours.

 

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notkaliesmash 1,741 7
10/23/2005 10:18 PM

JESUS.



CALM DOWN.



FADKHSDFAKLFHKLFDHKLDFS.

 

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Skitzo 321 8
10/23/2005 10:19 PM

Ha... im done for now.

 

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notkaliesmash 1,741 7
10/23/2005 10:19 PM

fighting or just in general?

 

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Dur I'm a dead fish 1,428 9
10/23/2005 10:20 PM

JESUS.



CALM DOWN.



FADKHSDFAKLFHKLFDHKLDFS
Happy birth day now laod this aim at your Frost-ing skull and pull the god damn trigger

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1317588
notkaliesmash 1,741 7
10/23/2005 10:24 PM

birthday is one word darling.

 

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Skitzo 321 8
10/23/2005 10:24 PM

fighitng.

 

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notkaliesmash 1,741 7
10/23/2005 10:25 PM

oh, alrighty.

 

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Skitzo 321 8
10/23/2005 10:27 PM

But I'm sure somthing will be said and the insulting will go on. Ha.

 

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notkaliesmash 1,741 7
10/23/2005 10:28 PM

yes, well, um...



bitch?

 

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Skitzo 321 8
10/23/2005 10:29 PM

Yeah well, atleast im not an ugly man...

 

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Skitzo 321 8
10/23/2005 10:33 PM

Well, i must go now bye

 

Hilarious 11 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1317608
Phuc 237,919 21
10/23/2005 10:34 PM

Reading this thread is like watching grogans swirling around a flushing terlet, fighting to be the last one down the drain.

 

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Emperor Nick 376 8
10/23/2005 11:30 PM

<action>sobs</action>

Oh sure, you laugh at us, but are any of you willing to do anything to help!?

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1317631
Max Planck needs a good kick in the pants 18,881 12
10/23/2005 11:40 PM

Nope, everyone's just going to point and laugh.

 

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notkaliesmash 1,741 7
10/23/2005 11:44 PM

nothing new, i suppose.

 

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The Baptist 1,672 8
10/23/2005 11:49 PM

But why do we always see ugly men with attractive women. Money? A gigantic schlong?

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1317635
Yorkie Thompson: That damn mustache won't come off 60,724 12
10/23/2005 11:50 PM

<action>sits in corner, chanting</action>



dontgabonasundaydontgabonasundaydontgabonasunday

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1317637
HeadlineNews 367 9
10/23/2005 11:50 PM

Alcohol?

 

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The Baptist 1,672 8
10/23/2005 11:51 PM

Maybe...but that never worked for me. Neither did my gigantic schlong for that matter.

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1317639
notkaliesmash 1,741 7
10/23/2005 11:52 PM

all, I suppose.



Or maybe they geniunley like them..



..naww



 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1317641
Max Planck needs a good kick in the pants 18,881 12
10/23/2005 11:54 PM

But she's lost that lovin' feeling, ohh that lovin' feeling.

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1317644
The Baptist 1,672 8
10/23/2005 11:57 PM

Well they do say beauty is on the inside. But then so are your intestines, and those bad boys aren't beautiful.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1317646
Max Planck needs a good kick in the pants 18,881 12
10/23/2005 11:59 PM

Says you.

 

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The Baptist 1,672 8
10/24/2005 12:03 AM

If beauty is on the inside, where do you think it's located?

 

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notkaliesmash 1,741 7
10/24/2005 12:06 AM

inside the peins or vagina.

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1317654
notkaliesmash 1,741 7
10/24/2005 12:06 AM

yes, i means peins

 

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notkaliesmash 1,741 7
10/24/2005 12:08 AM

and i meant means..

 

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Max Planck needs a good kick in the pants 18,881 12
10/24/2005 12:08 AM

<action>pretends to be a detective,</action>

If you were beauty, where would you be hiding?

 

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The Baptist 1,672 8
10/24/2005 12:09 AM

You know there is something kind of magical about my penis. It is beautiful in it's own very crooked to the left way.

 

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Max Planck needs a good kick in the pants 18,881 12
10/24/2005 12:10 AM

I don't think you know what you want.

 

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notkaliesmash 1,741 7
10/24/2005 12:20 AM

max, if I told you, I'd have to kill you.

 

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Max Planck needs a good kick in the pants 18,881 12
10/24/2005 12:24 AM

I'm prepared to take that risk, but I demand to see some titties first.

 

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Max Planck needs a good kick in the pants 18,881 12
10/24/2005 12:28 AM

(email in profile)

 

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Going Boldly Where No Snork Has Gone Before. 45,655 12
10/24/2005 04:26 AM

Un-tard jacked!