Mr. Sir, Scary indeed. 66,727 9
10/25/2005 10:18 AM

Is he being buried in his skirt?

Gutted Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
10/25/2005 10:18 AM

Two dead guys go into a bar...

Mr. Sir, Scary indeed. 66,727 9
10/25/2005 10:18 AM

Oh, and my condolences.

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/25/2005 10:19 AM

Its spelled with a "K" Chickens.

Pennywise the Clown 86,932 12
10/25/2005 10:19 AM

Clan tent?





You Frost-ing racist.

Phuc 237,919 21
10/25/2005 10:20 AM

A recent Scottish immigrant to the U.S. attended his first baseball game. After a base hit, he heard the fans roaring, "Run...run!"



The next batter connected heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stood up and roared with the crowd in his thick accent, "R-r-r-un yah bahstard. R-r-run!"



A third batter slammed a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screamed, "R-r-r-un ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya."



The next batter's count went to three and two. As the next pitch went outside the plate, he held his swing. The umpire called a walk and the Scotsman stood up yelling, "R-r-r-un ya bahstard, r-r-run!"



All the surrounding fans giggled quietly and he sat down, confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment, whispered, "He didn't have to run, he's got four balls."



After this explanation the Scotsman stood up in disbelief and screamed, "Walk PR-R-ROUD, man! Walk Proud!"

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
10/25/2005 10:20 AM

Chickens causually posting about his Klan meetings amuses me.

Erika the killjoy 76,152 9
10/25/2005 10:21 AM

Broken pinky finger, sleep apnea, and a Wiccan. Chix, I figured your kind would be happy that there's one less gay in the world.

The Original Snork 45,655 12
10/25/2005 10:22 AM

KKC?

Phuc 237,919 21
10/25/2005 10:23 AM

Why does a Scotsman play the porno DVD backward?



Because it shows the whore giving the money back to the john.

Erika the killjoy 76,152 9
10/25/2005 10:23 AM

You know what this thread is missing? A good KKK joke.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
10/25/2005 10:23 AM

Oh, um. . . I wasn't expecting that triple-post. . . I really have no backup joke to fall back on. . .



Um, so Chickens and a Wiccan walk into a bar. . .

SHP as Aimless's Fetus - for the tards 181,790 70
10/25/2005 10:24 AM

Chickens, my condolences to your and your friend's family.





Did you ever think that if death wasn't such a big Frost-ing joke to you, it wouldn't happen so much? Murderer!

Piquantrax - Cereal Killer 8,691 9
10/25/2005 10:24 AM

So this guy voted Bush?

Phuc 237,919 21
10/25/2005 10:27 AM

Two friends, a Scotsman and a Jew, are out drinking one night. Eventually Nature calls, and so they head for the head. The Scotsman takes the lone urinal, and the Jew says that he has to take a dump anyway so he enters the stall. The usual noises are heard for a minute, and then the Jew says "Damn!"



"What's the matter?" inquires the Scotsman.



"Well, when I was pulling my pants up, I dropped a dime into the toilet."



The Scotsman joins the Jew in the stall to look at the sad sight. They both shake their heads in despair. Then the Scotsman reaches into his pocket and drops a quarter into the toilet.



"What did you do that for?!?" cries the Jew.



And the Scotsman sez, "Och, I'm not gonna stick my hand in there for a dime!"

Aimless and her Fetus 54,807 10
10/25/2005 10:28 AM

Man, that's how I want to go. I want to go in for some stupid easy run of the mill procedure and kick the bucket.



Doctor: "I'm sorry, but we've lost her..."



My Mom: "But she was only getting a mole removed!!"

Scary Republican Chickens 286,539 61
10/25/2005 10:28 AM

He was supposed to help me run the tent this weekend. I'm gonna run out and get a really top shelf scotch and we're gonna toast him big time.



Well, since he's a wiccan, I guess he is getting toasted on his own, but we really need to join in.



Seriously folks, STOP DYING.

Zolton, Third Cousin Twice Removed of Chucky 88,200 34
10/25/2005 10:28 AM

If you want people close to you to stop dying, you just have to perform a voodoo cleansing ceremony to remove the evil spirits around you. It's simple: just sacrifice one live chic--



Um, nevermind. On second thought, in your particular case, voodoo might not be so helpful. How about a nice hot bath instead?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/25/2005 10:30 AM

STOP DYING





Jilly, HT, and jk2k....feel free to ignore those instructions.

Phuc 237,919 21
10/25/2005 10:30 AM

Chix, if he died a Wiccan, you didn't do your job and Jesus is gonna whack your peepee!!!

Dismembered Ditdah 123,110 14
10/25/2005 10:31 AM

<action>is REALLY regretting meeting Chickens a few weeks ago</action>

Phuc 237,919 21
10/25/2005 10:32 AM

"There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased scotsman!"

Phuc 237,919 21
10/25/2005 10:34 AM

The very fact that I am differentiating the Scots from the Irish, English, Welsh, French, Italians, and Swedish proves that I am demonstrating an uncharacteristic level of respeck for the deceased.



Rest in peace, roundeye.<action>pours two drops of Talisker on the grave, chugs the rest</action>

Phuc 237,919 21
10/25/2005 10:35 AM

One more and I'm out:



"I didn't cry when me own father was hanged for stealin' a pig, but I'll cry now."

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
10/25/2005 10:35 AM

I really liked the guy, despite his being openly a wiccan and one more person in my life who made fun of my religion.



Heh. Wiccans are one of the few religions who honestly have no business making fun of Christians.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
10/25/2005 10:36 AM

Oh yeah,



If one more person I care about dies this year I swear I'm going to lose it.



Sorry to break the news to you, Chix, but a dude on the train this morning told me Jesus died. I think it was my fault too. Apparently he died because I sinned.

HartmanTwins 10,131 10
10/25/2005 10:39 AM

Jesus died because you touch yourself in the bathroom.



</Family Guy>

HartmanTwins 10,131 10
10/25/2005 10:40 AM

Jilly, HT, and jk2k....feel free to ignore those instructions.



Big, if you weren't so good at sucking my balls, I'd kill you.

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/25/2005 10:49 AM

CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG??

FDIC, Professional Pumpkin Carver 10,327 12
10/25/2005 10:55 AM

Chix: My condolences on the loss of your friend.



A goof up with the anesthesia and a missed case of sleep apnea? Damn it man. Was this a case of "somebody overlooked something"?

Aimless and her Fetus 54,807 10
10/25/2005 10:58 AM

God FDIC, way to ruin a perfectly good thread by getting all "on topic" and "serious". Jeesh.

Balfazz 518 9
10/25/2005 12:42 PM

But did they fix his finger?

Gutted Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
10/25/2005 10:20 PM

Um, so Chickens and a Wiccan walk into a bar. . .



The bartender says, Where'd you get the guy with anachronistic religious beliefs?. . .

Skitzo 321 8
10/25/2005 10:22 PM

Stop what? Killing off your loved ones? I think not...

Piquantrax - Cereal Killer 8,691 9
10/25/2005 10:36 PM

Chickens once had a black guy in his family tree, he's still swingin'

Piquantrax - Cereal Killer 8,691 9
10/25/2005 10:56 PM

No? Still to soon for racist jokes?