Pennywise the Clown 86,932 12
10/26/2005 12:59 PM

N-Nachos...Hey duuuude..pass the joint over here...Nutbutter, fag.

O-OfficeHag(Jilly) Get rid of the first pic, and replace it with another one...with MORE cleavage.

P-Just like Princess Britt's. Will you marry me PB?

Q-Echo, echo, echo.

R-Roofie, fapfapfapfap.

S-More pics of SHP and Sharribarri please, less of Straw and Sylvester.

T-While I think all 4 of you are cuties, we need new pics from TTJ, Tabula, Priestess, and Trae.

U-Banging Spicey..off limits.

V-Crickets Chirping

W-Whistler and WWW....two good pipe blowers.

X-Is for X, mother-FrostERS.

Y-Emptier than JK2K's head.

Z-How's bout some shirts with VERTICAL stripes??



Ok...I'm done.

Dismembered Ditdah 123,110 14
10/26/2005 01:01 PM

I seem to remember someone saying to me just last week that GAB lists were gay...





Fag.

PrincessBritt: Ditdah & Chris Garrett's love child 4,730 9
10/26/2005 01:02 PM

Why do I continuously flirt with/get hit on by both of my parents?



Oh yeah, it's GAB.

Declan McVorhees 131,887 36
10/26/2005 01:02 PM

DAMM, you must be bored.

gorcjuice 41,132 13
10/26/2005 01:04 PM

G-Nothing to say.



Be that way, Garret !



Hah! I shorted you a 't'! How do ya like that!







This sort of response has absolutely nothing with his having nothing to say, I'm sure.

Pennywise the Clown 86,932 12
10/26/2005 01:09 PM

D-Ditdah....YOU KILLED MY MISERY! YOU DIRTY BIRDIE!

AltarTopJane-waiting to be sacrificed 173,958 15
10/26/2005 01:10 PM

D-Bald men are sexy.



And does looking at this and this, and enjoying them both make me gay?

Pennywise the Clown 86,932 12
10/26/2005 01:12 PM

If looking at Dianas boobs and ass make you gay....



Then call me "thweetie!"

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/26/2005 01:12 PM

Safe for work? The first one, I mean.

AltarTopJane-waiting to be sacrificed 173,958 15
10/26/2005 01:12 PM

I can never decide which woman here on GAB I want to hit on, so I like to randomly pick a new one every now and then. But, dayum, Dianada is hot. And it doesn't hurt that she is one of the sweetest girls you'll meet here on GAB. Her and that Frost-ing Lamburger. I hate women that are hotter and nicer than me.

AltarTopJane-waiting to be sacrificed 173,958 15
10/26/2005 01:13 PM

The first one is SFW, Frat. Except for the shirt he's wearing. I hate that Frost-ing shirt. As soon as I can figure out a way to get away with it, I'm going to get rid of it.

Bride of Frankenfurter best weiners on the planet! 171,275 14
10/26/2005 01:15 PM

I hate clowns. Especially clowns that dress up like bloody bulls.

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/26/2005 01:15 PM

Looks like if you asked it nicely it might just get up and walk away on its own.

SharribarriBoo! The Ghost of Sharri Past Her Prime 14,124 11
10/26/2005 01:23 PM

I made a list! and it said nothing about being an annoying-person list or people-we'd-like-to see/hear-less-of list.



SWEET!

HartmanTwins 10,131 10
10/26/2005 01:23 PM

H-I can't see anything, it's too dark in there!





Shakespeare. Did I submit a picture of my Emerson again?

Diana Matronic 57,835 108
10/26/2005 01:30 PM

Jane honey, it's perfectly fine with me if you feel the need to constantly flirt with me.



I'm single, you know. Raow.

Mr. Sir, Scary indeed. 66,727 9
10/26/2005 01:33 PM

How was the move, Diana?

J.W.- blah 24,693 8
10/26/2005 01:36 PM

C-I need to post more hot photos of me,



yeah

Diana Matronic 57,835 108
10/26/2005 01:42 PM

Mr. Sir, the move was successful! I'm just waiting around for the cable guy to show up so I don't have to just use my phone to appease my internet addiction.

Mr. Sir, Scary indeed. 66,727 9
10/26/2005 01:44 PM

I think a topless tour of your new apartment would be an awesome idea, Diana.



That would really show everybody that you are embracing your freedom.



</great idea>

HartmanTwins 10,131 10
10/26/2005 01:47 PM

Forget the tour and just SUYT.



</even better idea>

Mr. Sir, Scary indeed. 66,727 9
10/26/2005 01:48 PM

That is why you will receive restraining orders and I will receive sweet sweet boobies, HT.



</patience is a virtue, bitch>

Diana Matronic 57,835 108
10/26/2005 01:49 PM

I have actually been contemplating buying a webcam to set up in my living room and keeping it streaming video when I'm here.



</tease>

Mr. Sir, Scary indeed. 66,727 9
10/26/2005 01:53 PM

Diana, that is an excellent idea. Really, I can't stress in the printed word how awesome that would be.



I'm sure that I speak for most of the guys around here and all of the women:



Schwing.



</something>

Diana Matronic 57,835 108
10/26/2005 01:54 PM

HT, have you seen the tits page?



Mr. Sir, maybe check your email later today.

Mr. Sir, Scary indeed. 66,727 9
10/26/2005 01:56 PM

DM: yes, ma'am.

HartmanTwins 10,131 10
10/26/2005 02:20 PM

That is why you will receive restraining orders and I will receive sweet sweet boobies, HT.



Pfffft. Restraining orders. What a joke. You know, I have to laugh when some bitch is squirming in the chair I tied her up in whining about "the restraining order."

Miracles 22,430 0
10/26/2005 02:28 PM

Miracles, psycho hose beast.



Frost you, Chris. Go cheat on your wife or something.

HartmanTwins 10,131 10
10/26/2005 02:32 PM

HT, have you seen the tits page?



Have I seen the tits page? Yes.



Did I bother associating names with said tits? Not quite.



I was a little to busy instructing the little boy under the desk to "do it like a lillipop."

DEAR Johnny2k (abigail's illegitimate son) 15,703 0
10/26/2005 02:35 PM

bald men are sexy



What bald guy??

click ^ this

k4stmoon 1,143 11
10/26/2005 02:38 PM

K-Helloooo?



Hey, I submitted a pic for inclusion, but apparently I am not important enough to play along.

Nachos 57,521 23
10/26/2005 02:44 PM

Chris, if you think Stoner Nachos is worth a mention...after a night on the tiles I can now introduce you to Crack Addict Nachos.



I just wish I'd actually had to smoke the rock first to look like that...

Mr. Briham, Father/Mother of the Spider People 38,843 10
10/26/2005 02:48 PM

Has anyone listened to my audio clip in the photo album? No one has commented on it, so I'm starting to think that I'm the only one impressed by my ability to burp continuosly for thirty seconds.

Trae - Scary Sassy Goat 156,790 17
10/26/2005 02:48 PM

While I think all 4 of you are cuties



Kittens are cute.

Newborn babies (when they aren't crying, and sometimes then too) are cute.

Teenagers begging for their lives, are cute.



I Sir, am not c.u.t.e.

Retarded Third Grader 182 7
10/26/2005 02:49 PM

I am. Any retarded third grader would be.

Mr. Briham, Father/Mother of the Spider People 38,843 10
10/26/2005 02:50 PM

Well that's good. Retarded third graders are the only group that I need to impress. It'll save money on having to by candy for bait.

Retarded Third Grader 182 7
10/26/2005 02:51 PM

Hi mister, I heard you burping. can you stuff me in your car trunk?

Jade - Evil Zombie Queen (Posting on Duh's Behalf) 14,453 11
10/26/2005 04:15 PM

Well, thanks, Chris! I like my chin too!

DEAR Johnny2k (abigail's illegitimate son) 15,703 0
10/26/2005 04:18 PM

Scary Sassy Goat



SSG is Goddamn pretty?

Trae - Scary Sassy Goat 156,790 17
10/26/2005 04:19 PM

(s)

Trae - Scary Sassy Goat 156,790 17
10/26/2005 04:20 PM

[] yes

[] no

[] after a few beers

Roofie Horror Picture Show 56,688 10
10/26/2005 06:01 PM

Leech, if you're reading this, I asked for your User ID then asked you to check if the page was right. It's clearly not linking to your real profile, so please email me your User ID.



k4stmoon, who did you submit your photo to? Currently it needs to be sent to me in order to be in the album.

k4stmoon 1,143 11
10/26/2005 06:38 PM

Roofie-

a week or 2 ago, Trae (?) put up a thread about it, and said to send info & pics to her or you... since she had made the statement, I sent it to her.

I can re-send it to you, if you would be so kind as to include it in the album, I'd appreciate it... even though I am only a lurker, mostly. (and yes, dammit, I am rather fond of the ellipses)

DEAR Johnny2k (abigail's illegitimate son) 15,703 0
10/26/2005 06:46 PM

Currently it needs to be sent to me in order to be in the album.



So like Trae was putting me on?



>OK BY ME<

Delicious Jasco Cakes 1,370 9
10/26/2005 07:24 PM

Jasco, 2 words, "Nice Chins."



That is a birth defect which I am very sensitive about, thanks for bringing it up Emerson.

If there's one thing I hate it's leeches 225 8
10/26/2005 07:29 PM

Sorry about that, Roofie, and CG, too. I forgot my name for a while, and tried to have it linked to someone who doesn't really exist. I took a good long soak in a saltwater bath, and now i think things should be straightened out soon.



Is anyone else really thirsty?

dropkick brody and her Army of Flaming Leprechauns 43,090 12
10/26/2005 07:30 PM

That is a birth defect which I am very sensitive about



Just like that time everyone made fun of your fat daughter, CG.



It hurt, didn't it?

Nathyn: in rehabilitation 0 0
10/26/2005 07:32 PM

I have a six inch penis.



Is that small for me?

Dismembered Ditdah 123,110 14
10/26/2005 07:34 PM

How tall are you?

Pennywise the Clown 86,932 12
10/26/2005 07:35 PM

Brody, if you send me some Curly Wurly candy bars, I will love you forever.

Dismembered Ditdah 123,110 14
10/26/2005 07:38 PM

CHECK YOUR EMAIL Emerson.

Nathyn: in rehabilitation 0 0
10/26/2005 07:38 PM

I'm about 5' 10"



Is six inches small for that?

dropkick brody and her Army of Flaming Leprechauns 43,090 12
10/26/2005 07:40 PM

You mean these?



Sure!



I'll try and find them for you. Though I haven't seen them about in ages.

Pennywise the Clown 86,932 12
10/26/2005 07:40 PM

Mmmmm...yessss.

Yorkie Thompson: Sweet Zombie Jesus 60,724 12
10/26/2005 07:41 PM

If we're sending candy from the British Isles, a mint Aero and a Cadbury Flake would be much appreciated.



Also, do they still make Dime bars?

Nathyn: in rehabilitation 0 0
10/26/2005 07:42 PM

Back to my penis issue...

Yorkie Thompson: Sweet Zombie Jesus 60,724 12
10/26/2005 07:42 PM

Mmm...Those things are good, too.





I miss English sweets

Pennywise the Clown 86,932 12
10/26/2005 07:43 PM

Wow...those two posts didn't fit.





Or maybe they did..





fag.

Yorkie Thompson: Sweet Zombie Jesus 60,724 12
10/26/2005 07:43 PM

Blanky McBlankpost's only 5'10"?

I could so beat him up.

dropkick brody and her Army of Flaming Leprechauns 43,090 12
10/26/2005 07:43 PM

Dime bars?



Are they the armadillo ones, crunchy on the inside?



I haven't seen them in a while, but I'll take a gander when I'm looking for Curley Wurleys.

Yorkie Thompson: Sweet Zombie Jesus 60,724 12
10/26/2005 07:44 PM

What two posts? On my screen, my post came right after my other one.

Nathyn: in rehabilitation 0 0
10/26/2005 07:45 PM

I'm not a n00b. I've been here longer than you know.

Pennywise the Clown 86,932 12
10/26/2005 07:45 PM

Nathyn: in rehabilitation Click to Rate





10/26/2005 7:42 pm[YODMbiUe72F+8nHRskR8mA]







Back to my penis issue...





Yorkie Thompson: Sweet Zombie Jesus Click to Rate





10/26/2005 7:42 pm[QpizcOVYmzssVcT1RcHMHA]







Mmm...Those things are good, too.





I miss English sweets

Yorkie Thompson: Sweet Zombie Jesus 60,724 12
10/26/2005 07:45 PM

Yeah. They're like our Heath bars, but not as tasty.

Yorkie Thompson: Sweet Zombie Jesus 60,724 12
10/26/2005 07:45 PM

Wait...Dime bar > Heath Bar.



I'm retarded.

DEAR Johnny2k (abigail's illegitimate son) 15,703 0
10/26/2005 07:46 PM

CHECK YOUR EMAIL anus.



So, like a retard, I check my ANUS.



No new mail, same old Shakespeare.

Yorkie Thompson: Sweet Zombie Jesus 60,724 12
10/26/2005 07:46 PM

Why did you just copy my post, CG?



I don't get you sometimes.

Nathyn: in rehabilitation 0 0
10/26/2005 07:46 PM

Nobody gets to suck my dick unless ur a hott ass bitch ya hear.



(Six inches aint that bad ya know)

Dismembered Ditdah 123,110 14
10/26/2005 07:47 PM

Chri, we got it the first time.



It wasn't funny then, either.

dropkick brody and her Army of Flaming Leprechauns 43,090 12
10/26/2005 07:47 PM

English sweets are good.



A little too good.



My teeth hurt just thinking about Curley Wurleys and Dime Bars.

Dismembered Ditdah 123,110 14
10/26/2005 07:48 PM

Well, I got it. I guess SD is slow.

Nathyn: in rehabilitation 0 0
10/26/2005 07:48 PM

Who hear is a female (I know that ditdah knows me)



Anyone up for some head...?

Dismembered Ditdah 123,110 14
10/26/2005 07:48 PM

Chri? I shouldn't drink and type.

Dismembered Ditdah 123,110 14
10/26/2005 07:49 PM

I know that ditdah knows me



What the hell does that mean?

Nathyn: in rehabilitation 0 0
10/26/2005 07:50 PM

"Yorkie Thompson: Sweet Zombie Jesus" is SD!?!



Shakespeare man, I haven't GABed with you in a long time.

Yorkie Thompson: Sweet Zombie Jesus 60,724 12
10/26/2005 07:50 PM

I'm not slow.



You're all just retarded, and can't remember a month ago.

Nathyn: in rehabilitation 0 0
10/26/2005 07:50 PM

You remember me from the old days.



Clitdah

Jerome 171 7
10/26/2005 07:55 PM

Man this conversations gone downhill faster then a horny Osama Bin Laden chasing down a mule.

Dismembered Ditdah 123,110 14
10/26/2005 07:58 PM

Wow that was a bad metaphor.

Do not go gentle into those good McPants 19,555 11
10/26/2005 08:00 PM

Sometimes I'm glad Swedish candy (sorry, sweets) tastes like garbage.

Do not go gentle into those good McPants 19,555 11
10/26/2005 08:01 PM

<action>notices the thread has moved on quite a bit.</action>Because that means I won't have to send you people any.

Pennywise the Clown 86,932 12
10/26/2005 08:03 PM

Wow, this thread has gone downhill faster than Jerome's mom, after you frease her wheelchair tires.

Pennywise the Clown 86,932 12
10/26/2005 08:03 PM

Wow, this thread has gone downhill faster than Jerome's mom, after you grease her wheelchair tires.

Nathyn: in rehabilitation 0 0
10/26/2005 08:03 PM

Suck my sweet penis McPants

Pennywise the Clown 86,932 12
10/26/2005 08:04 PM

Yeah, yeah....eat me.

Nathyn: in rehabilitation 0 0
10/26/2005 08:04 PM

You too pennywise

DEAR Johnny2k (abigail's illegitimate son) 15,703 0
10/26/2005 08:04 PM

I met a phor last night!

>silent p<

Delicious Jasco Cakes 1,370 9
10/26/2005 08:04 PM

This thread is more confusing than fathers day in Harlem.

DEAR Johnny2k (abigail's illegitimate son) 15,703 0
10/26/2005 08:07 PM

Like anyone in Harlem remembers their father?????



pfffffffffffffffftttttttttt

Nathyn: in rehabilitation 0 0
10/26/2005 08:07 PM

Ur a fagg sweetcakes, shut the Frost up.

Pennywise the Clown 86,932 12
10/26/2005 08:09 PM

Dude, just shut the Frost up and bust me a rhyme, yo.

Nathyn: in rehabilitation 0 0
10/26/2005 08:12 PM

okay...



like Shakespeare you remember me?

everyone here just wants to dismember me

but like ever since like september we

have been tryin' to get it kickin' im stickin' the the friends who send for me

Dismembered Ditdah 123,110 14
10/26/2005 08:15 PM

I'll dismember you - I'm in that business.

Nathyn: in rehabilitation 0 0
10/26/2005 08:17 PM

It's okay Ditdah, I understand.



But at least admit I have some skill in the bustin' rhymes department.

Dismembered Ditdah 123,110 14
10/26/2005 08:19 PM

Uh - no. You are no JepRep.

Nathyn: in rehabilitation 0 0
10/26/2005 08:23 PM

I must of grown up a little bit

thrown up a little bit, shown up a little bit-



late, but hey I'm back

on the attack

and ready to jack, jack, jack

offf!!!



cough! I just had to spit that fact

and if a n00b is being bashed I got his back



and one thing you lack

is the nerve

to observe

before you swerve



into conclusions

abusin'

the usage

of n00bs n'



I just don't care

relax I'm not there

throw your hands in the air

life aint ever fair

Nathyn: in rehabilitation 0 0
10/26/2005 08:36 PM

man Frost it...



I'm just to good

to be understood

and if I could

then maybe I would-



be the best damn GABer on ZUG

and the biggest breasts on GAB would give me a hug

right of my chest I feel a slammering thug

like you mother-Frosters think I'm just a bug-



to be squashed

I am lost

what's the cost

of some mosh-



pit like-



inthusiasm

screw these fathom-

less faggots,and bag it

like a sac full of maggots



I yearn

and I burn

for some term-

lessness recognition



my intution

saying listen

you're pissin'

on the prison-



that we call GAB!!!

mrsjk2k 836 7
10/26/2005 08:47 PM

Finish rehab.

Nathyn: in rehabilitation 0 0
10/26/2005 08:51 PM

yup. but my rhymes might need a little bit more

Roofie Horror Picture Show 56,688 10
10/26/2005 09:19 PM

k4stmoon, Trae is unexpectedly unable to do the pictures at this time. If you want it in the album send it to me.



Also, I fixed Leech and Mailman's graphics edits and got Frat and BJ done. I think I'm caught up. Sorry for the delays folks.