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The company I work for is having a "blue jeans day" next Monday, for a charity organization. The idea behind it is that employees will be "allowed" to come to work wearing blue jeans, and in exchange for that immense privilege, they will have to give a dollar to the charity organization. The volunteers will then give them a sticker to put on their jeans, that explains -- and justifies -- their outrageous outfit.
This operation pisses me off, because it assumes that everyone is always wearing a business suit to work, and that they need a special permission or excuse to wear casual clothes.
So I'm thinking of wearing a basketball jersey, lederhosen and flip-flops to work on Monday.
And a sticker on my ass that says "Give me $5 and I'll tell you why I'm wearing this."
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On the 1st day of Halloween, my Mailman gave to me 174,473  52
10/27/2005 10:42 PM
Please excuse my weak thread starting skills. As the initial poster in this thread, I should have sparked the discussion with a sentence in the interrogative form, somewhere. So here it is:
Should I wear tennis socks with the flip-flops, or not?
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Piquantrax - Cereal Killer 8,691 8
10/27/2005 10:46 PM
still nothing beats casual sex fridays
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McRib, just out of curiosity 13,155 9
10/27/2005 10:55 PM
If they're trying to make you pay a dollar to wear any kind of pants, the best thing to do is not wear any pants at all.
You could name it, "Bring your Ollie to work day."
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I am no n00b! I am Neep! Hear me roar! 35,005 15
10/28/2005 03:27 AM
At our we get to pay wear what we want for the day, even 7th formers who don't have to wear uniform. Last time Jaggy, a friend and I all wore our kilts.
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I am no n00b! I am Neep! Hear me roar! 35,005 15
10/28/2005 03:29 AM
You see, I'm just getting used to not posting about school since I graduate next week.
Daggy will be pleased.
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Captain Dan 44,357 11
10/28/2005 03:40 AM
A few years ago, there was a case before the Supreme Court arguing that any woman wearing blue jeans was incapable of being raped- the reasoning being that she must consent in order to take off the jeans. The Supreme Court agreed with that position.
Always look for the silver lining.
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Chit Eating Grin 178,088 15
10/28/2005 05:00 AM
Ought to just wear a school boy outfit like Angus Young as a protest for them treating everyone like children.
I can't wait to see how far the boundaries of "Business Dress" get stretched by some of these eighteen year olds in the NBA.
We're gonna see mother-Frosters lookin like Huggy Bear or Clyde Frasier I bet.
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daisypie 49,378 9
10/29/2005 04:17 PM
What's the big deal? Mailmen around here wear jeans all the time.
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daisypie 49,378 9
10/29/2005 04:24 PM
...and I would find it somewhat disturbing if French Mailman actually owns a pair of lederhosen.
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Skitzo 321 8
10/29/2005 04:30 PM
Should I wear tennis socks with the flip-flops, or not?
No... where toe socks...rainbow colored toe socks.
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Skitzo 321 8
10/29/2005 04:31 PM
wear*
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Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
10/29/2005 04:53 PM
daisypie,
If so, I guess he's going to surrender to himself for Halloween.
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