Butternips - with stuffing! 369 7
11/01/2005 02:34 PM

ANAL GLAUCOMA-

where you just can't see your ass coming into work.

Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/01/2005 02:36 PM

DUMPINNIPS INTHE LAKEAPLAKEAH



It is when you use really old material that is beat and you get killed and dumped in a dirty man made lake.

J.W.-Lintilla(s) 24,693 8
11/01/2005 02:37 PM

Chronic Pit Sweat - also known as CPS. Affects millions. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: sweat spots or stains on shirt in pit area, a rice-a-roni type odor,nausea(from coworkers and/or physicians). Cure not yet found.

Sorry Ollie.

Yorkie Thompson: Hooloovoo 60,724 12
11/01/2005 02:38 PM

Um. That one's real. That's why we have prescription deodorant.

Yorkie Thompson: Hooloovoo 60,724 12
11/01/2005 02:39 PM

Cancer of teh funny.





I think quite a few of you may have it, by the way.

Flanders Fields Sombrero 91,274 10
11/01/2005 02:43 PM

It is when you use really old material that is beat



Hmm. I don't think this thread idea is really that old or worn, Like a certain someone's Vagina, I think a certain OTHER someone is still a little sore from the verbal rapings she brings on herself.



It's Grain of Salt, not Grain of Sand, and you've got the wrong end.

Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/01/2005 02:46 PM

You are so Frost-ing stupid, Hat.



Did you read the name of my disease? That was directed at Nips.



God, you are dumb.

Questular Rontok 171,275 14
11/01/2005 02:46 PM

I think she was refering to butternips, but then again what do I know. I specialize in twinkies.

Flanders Fields Sombrero 91,274 10
11/01/2005 02:48 PM

Well then I have nothing to say except for two things, Which is more than simply nothing.



- Toosh.



- Anal Glaucoma.. Ha! That's rich.

Flanders Fields Sombrero 91,274 10
11/01/2005 02:49 PM

MOVING ON! so as to not turn this into another Miracles hate thread.

Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/01/2005 02:49 PM

You gonna eat your foot for lunch, Hat?

Armored - White Introspective Emo Ranger 3,923 8
11/01/2005 02:50 PM

Isn't that every thread?

JK42..Ready for the Gathering 15,703 0
11/01/2005 02:51 PM

JK2Kitus: A rare viral disease that only infects Members of Zug, Interesting Gabbers, and the Worldwideweb.

JK2Kitus is known to be highly contageous.

Known symptoms: Unusual puking and vomiting. Unusual desire to post in his threads. Curiosity, slurred speech, inability to perform, and horrible nightmares.

Known Cures: Fill his orbs. Totally ignore him. Donate $500 to www.JK2Kitus.ripoff

This post has already self-destructed.

Butternips - with stuffing! 369 7
11/01/2005 02:51 PM

Zackley's Disease-



When Miracle's post start to sound Zackley like my 3rd grade nephews..

Flanders Fields Sombrero 91,274 10
11/01/2005 02:53 PM

Nah, It's far too salty.



And you have to be honest, You are a vindictive Carroll who has no originality and has to throw hate at one individual or another.



I assumed your post was directed at me because I generally hate you.

Yorkie Thompson: Hooloovoo 60,724 12
11/01/2005 02:54 PM

Hey, Butternips:





Stop being a Frosttard n00b twatwaffle. Almost every one of your posts is either about how we're not funny, or an insult towards Miracles.



Come up with your own material, loser.

J.W.-Lintilla(s) 24,693 8
11/01/2005 02:54 PM

Man Butter - you're sharp. Did you make up that joke? Oh wait, no, My Grandpa did.

Flanders Fields Sombrero 91,274 10
11/01/2005 02:55 PM

I'm going to be honest with you, GAB.



I started this thread because I was smoking outside, looking at my reflection in the window, and started laughing about how funny Narcissystic Fibrosis sounded.





Now that It's been posted, I'm having a tough time thinking of another.

Magic Thighs of Chickens 286,539 61
11/01/2005 02:55 PM

Bird Flu- Scary for us Chickenses.

Yorkie Thompson: Hooloovoo 60,724 12
11/01/2005 02:55 PM

I see your grandpa wasn't very funny either then.

Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/01/2005 02:56 PM

You are a vindictive Carroll who has no originality and has to throw hate at one individual or another.



This is all you, Babe. You have attacked me for the last few weeks non-stop whenever I would post anything.



Just drop the negativity and let love rule and JK2K drool.

nermal-the world's cutest fabulounik 8,478 12
11/01/2005 02:56 PM

MOVING ON! so as to not turn this into another Miracles hate thread.



Hat,

I love you and your neck tatoo but please letting keep going with this sentiment.



smooches and boobs,

fabs

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
11/01/2005 02:57 PM

Upper Thoracic Inkadermis- The urge to get a tattoo on your neck.

J.W.-Lintilla(s) 24,693 8
11/01/2005 02:57 PM

Now that It's been posted, I'm having a tough time thinking of another.

NO don't give up. Just add -itis to anything. YOU CAN DO IT.

Flanders Fields Sombrero 91,274 10
11/01/2005 02:57 PM

<action> smooches boobs </action>

I don't follow.

Butternips - with stuffing! 369 7
11/01/2005 02:58 PM

Cancer of teh funny.





I think quite a few of you may have it, by the way.



And I'm the one calling out people for not being funny? You just called Jilly's grandpa a twatwaffle because I apparently stole his joke.

nermal-the world's cutest fabulounik 8,478 12
11/01/2005 02:58 PM

No, you follow just fine.

J.W.-Lintilla(s) 24,693 8
11/01/2005 02:59 PM

see? you have boobie smoochie-itis

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
11/01/2005 03:00 PM

Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome-What them faygs get.

Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/01/2005 03:00 PM

My daughter made up - TOOTINTITIS



She said it when she had gas really bad one day.



She cracks me up.

JK42..Ready for the Gathering 15,703 0
11/01/2005 03:00 PM

J.W.-Lintilla(s)itain't

>damn dyslexia<

Butternips - with stuffing! 369 7
11/01/2005 03:01 PM

are you gonna take that Jilly?

If so, I must say you have oral constapitis.

Flanders Fields Sombrero 91,274 10
11/01/2005 03:01 PM

Homophelia - Non-stop Anal bleeding.



Darcolepsy - Hey, The Ogden Nash passed out again! Let's steal his Nike's back!









... I'm a failure.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
11/01/2005 03:03 PM

Gallus domesticus Elephantitis-The act of a Chicken constantly squawking about it being a republican.

Yorkie Thompson: Hooloovoo 60,724 12
11/01/2005 03:03 PM

Buttnip- I'm a regular (mostly).



I can do whatever the hell I want.

JK42..Ready for the Gathering 15,703 0
11/01/2005 03:05 PM

JK42POOPS: a regular disease found on GAB

Magic Thighs of Chickens 286,539 61
11/01/2005 03:06 PM

Garrett Christicus- Hey, how bout you just shut the Frost up?!!

Gorc Katfrunt 41,132 13
11/01/2005 03:07 PM

Metallurgic Phalliconiosis: having metal in one's penis

JK42..Ready for the Gathering 15,703 0
11/01/2005 03:08 PM

having metal in one's penis



>also known as "cheater's disease"<

HartmanTwins - Victim of the Point of View Gun 10,131 10
11/01/2005 03:16 PM

Fecalhat-itis of whatever: Not giving a Shakespeare about a thread started by Hat but still taking a Shakespeare in said thread.

Flanders Fields Sombrero 91,274 10
11/01/2005 03:17 PM

Spousaloscopic Testiculation - Develops anywhere from 20 to 30 years after birth, Symptoms include a loss of fortitude when it comes to Decision making, Disciplinary dealings with Spawn, and Dining Room wall color. Treatment involves a shiny band, worn on the finger, which is easily removable just incase.

Gorc Katfrunt 41,132 13
11/01/2005 03:18 PM

Vaginismus Abdominus Doppelgangmus: Having enough belly fat on a hairy belly that allow the left and right hemispheres to be pressed together resulting in the belly button portion resembling a 'coochie'

Magic Thighs of Chickens 286,539 61
11/01/2005 03:19 PM

Vomitus Regularus - see above gut vagina one.

Gorc Katfrunt 41,132 13
11/01/2005 03:20 PM

Twinkie-Affective Ecstasy Disorder: Being able to achieve orgasm by throating a yellowish, creme filled phallic object