Suicide Ranger with Poison Turkey for the Pilgrims 27,937 12
11/05/2005 07:11 PM

I'd post a comment but I am tired of writing now so I will stop Blllllllaaaarrarrggg!!!

Neep: wants to have sex with Captain Janeway, like 35,066 15
11/05/2005 07:11 PM

You do that.

Neep: wants to have sex with Captain Janeway, like 35,066 15
11/05/2005 07:44 PM

Hell yeah. It was a running joke all summer. I got it for $1.

A Slice of Filly Breast 39,193 20
11/05/2005 07:48 PM

You have a money tree? Frost yeah, man!

Neep: wants to have sex with Captain Janeway, like 35,066 15
11/05/2005 07:49 PM

My nephew does. It must be South Island thing.

Neep: wants to have sex with Captain Janeway, like 35,066 15
11/05/2005 07:56 PM

I forgot the crack one!



Jaggy and me getting ready for the school formal last year. I'm the crack-whore.



Has anyone else got any really unflattering photos?

A Slice of Filly Breast 39,193 20
11/05/2005 08:01 PM

I'm the crack-whore.



That, um, didn't help.

Neep: wants to have sex with Captain Janeway, like 35,066 15
11/05/2005 08:03 PM

Fine, the crack-whore on the left.

Armored - White Introspective Emo Ranger 3,923 8
11/05/2005 08:15 PM

Here's a photo of me performing a fish jump.



Oh yeah. Schweet.

A Slice of Filly Breast 39,193 20
11/05/2005 08:18 PM

Who's the guy in the back left of the room? He looks like someone I know.

Slartibriham 38,843 10
11/05/2005 08:29 PM

Has anyone else got any really unflattering photos?



Two words: Full Moon.

McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
11/05/2005 08:32 PM

Two words: Full Moon.



What a letdown. I was sure there was going to be some ass in those pictures.

Slartibriham 38,843 10
11/05/2005 08:34 PM

You mean I'm not an ass? *sniff* That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me. Or not said. Whatever.

Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/05/2005 08:36 PM

I actually flipped through all your pics, Bri - I love the pretzel ones.



They cracked me up you weirdo.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
11/05/2005 08:37 PM

Me in maize.



In America, we call it corn. Except for SR.

Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/05/2005 08:38 PM

In that corn picture Neep should be called Malachi.

Neep: wants to have sex with Captain Janeway, like 35,066 15
11/05/2005 08:46 PM

We call it corn too. Unless it's a maize maze. Ug.

When I think about you I touch myself 15,189 12
11/05/2005 09:02 PM

Is that a Star Trek badge on your pants?

Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/05/2005 09:03 PM

Frostin' A. Right on it is.



That's how Neep rolls.

Jaggy, rusty DAGGAH OF DEATH 11,895 13
11/05/2005 09:13 PM

Is that a Star Trek badge on your pants?



You missed her 'GEEK' Enterprise t-shirt, and my "Set phasers to disco" one.

Neep: wants to have sex with Captain Janeway, like 35,066 15
11/05/2005 09:19 PM

Jew Girl, I like your current name.

When I think about you I touch myself 15,189 12
11/05/2005 09:23 PM

Dear Neep,



Thank you.



Sincerely,

csme

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 116,988 28
11/05/2005 10:35 PM

Yes, as a matter of fact, I have many unflattering photos of myself. This is the most recent one--Phuc said I look like Walter Matthau in it. Which I DO! Ugh.



This is why I detest having my picture taken. I almost always look gross. I do not think I am that unattractive in real life, but you would have to ask GABbers who have met me in person.

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 116,988 28
11/05/2005 10:41 PM

<action>searches frantically for a more flattering photo to offset the Walter Matthau one</action>

See?

Phuc 237,919 21
11/05/2005 10:52 PM

I blame the photographer. Millie is teh hot fo shizzle.

ineffable_effigie 3 7
11/05/2005 11:45 PM

I hate to post an essentially random comment but: how do you get a picture onto an article???

The Unknown Lions Fan 58,758 13
11/05/2005 11:55 PM

My God Millie! That is an incredible Walter Mathau impersonation!

Frogpop - doin' a heck of a job. 173,153 25
11/06/2005 01:31 AM

as long as we're sharing pictures..



Look! It's a drunk halloween Frogpop Federer!

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
11/06/2005 01:38 AM

I call this one "Whistler Gothic."

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
11/06/2005 01:42 AM

And in this lovely snap, I seem to be showing how my brother would handle things if he were into paper mache animals instead of hairy men.

AussieSarah 8,390 9
11/06/2005 01:46 AM

After gaining about 15 pounds while in the US I think all my photos are unflattering but this is the worst.

Mike Bragg 216 7
11/06/2005 01:50 AM

I've always associated maize with Indians who live in mesas.

A Slice of Filly Breast 39,193 20
11/06/2005 01:51 AM

Millie, I hate to tell you this....but you have a ghost in your picture. I'm so sorry!

A Slice of Filly Breast 39,193 20
11/06/2005 02:12 AM

You know, the, um, Spicey one. The shirt. There's a, uh, orb in it. Like, the kind of orbs that, ah, ghost hunters say are ghosts.



Yeah, I'm going to sleep now.

Suicide Ranger with Poison Turkey for the Pilgrims 27,937 12
11/06/2005 02:14 AM

I will add a few photos from my Wedding to Robin, here is my brother, and my father

Frogpop - doin' a heck of a job. 173,153 25
11/06/2005 03:13 AM

I hate to be the one to break it to you, but, after a careful examination of the ears in those pictures, I can't help but notice that you were adopted.

Neep: wants to have sex with Captain Janeway, like 35,066 15
11/06/2005 08:58 AM

I found another one!



In theory, I should be looking my best. I'm getting ready for my Aunt's wedding and have just had my makeup done by an awesome makeup artist that worked on LotR and King Kong (she said that Naomi Watts has awful teeth and breath). I think all it takes for me to look that creepy is someone pulling a camera out.

Phuc 237,919 21
11/06/2005 09:40 AM

<action>fapfapfapfap</action>Yeah, creepy. Uh huh.

Zolton Desiato, Dead for Tax Reasons 88,200 34
11/06/2005 10:31 AM

I thihk what Phuc's trying to say is:



I think all it takes for me to look that make horny men over the age of consent feel creepy is someone pulling a camera out.



I'll second.

Neep: wants to have sex with Captain Janeway, like 35,066 15
11/06/2005 10:34 AM

Are you guys crazy? I look spastic! And I never say spastic because I don't want to be mean to all the spastics out there.

Armored - White Introspective Emo Ranger 3,923 8
11/06/2005 10:36 AM

Who's the guy in the back left of the room? He looks like someone I know.



His name is Parker. You're not from Florida are you?



Here's me looking ghey. Or pretending I'm pregnant. Not sure. I'm on the left.

Piquantrax - Cereal Killer 8,691 9
11/06/2005 11:31 AM

OMG Armored is soooo totally Heath Ledger.



POSER

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/06/2005 12:29 PM

Phuc said I look like Walter Matthau in it. Which I DO!



I just spent the last seven hours* watching The Odd Couple and masturbating furiously.







* three and a half minutes in people time

Robin® 14,626 10
11/06/2005 12:40 PM

Me in the "ultimate black face".

JimmneyKritters2Korns 15,703 0
11/06/2005 12:48 PM

I just spent the last seven hours* watching The Odd Couple and masturbating furiously.



1 Hour people time!!!



>dumb dog<

ulliowl 40 7
11/06/2005 01:35 PM

Hey Slartibriham,



I really like your Harry Potter look.

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 695 8
11/06/2005 01:58 PM

Millie, youlook not bad in the first picture. Mostly cause you got snaggletooth next to you to distract everyone.

Senior Destructor....OF CRANBERRY SAUCE! 60,724 12
11/06/2005 02:14 PM

Another n00b falls due to another stupid comment.





You're lucky it's a Sunday.

McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
11/06/2005 02:19 PM

I don't know, SD - I have a feeling this thread will live for a few days more. The n00b's faux pas will be noted.

Senior Destructor....OF CRANBERRY SAUCE! 60,724 12
11/06/2005 02:21 PM

Duly noted.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/06/2005 02:47 PM

Has anyone else got any really unflattering photos?



No photos, but I am watching this on DVD right now.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/06/2005 02:49 PM

Hey Ravos. Isn't it interesting that the person you so politely refered to as 'snaggletooth' looks surprisingly like this cutie right here? And isn't it also interesting to note that that is a ZUG picture? SO, it appears you just insulted a member of the community. And, a very-well liked member at that.



You're either really dumb, or a jackass. Being a Shakespeare is one thing, picking on how someone looks (that you don't know) is another. I notice there isn't a picture of YOU in the photo album. Maybe you should refrain from making rude comments about otehrs looks unless we can see your buck-toothed, cross-eyed, acne-ridden face.

Fluro, President of Takapuna 14,139 11
11/06/2005 03:02 PM

... And millie's nice too. But it's true, you don't get to insult people's looks unless you put a photo up.



Otherwise, we assume you are a 53 year old, 280 pound virgin who likes to whack it to child modelling sites.

McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
11/06/2005 03:06 PM

<action>has no picture in the album</action>I wouldn't say you get to insult other gabbers looks in that way even if you do have a picture in the album. Especially if you've still got n00b status and doesn't know the other person very well.

Fluro, President of Takapuna 14,139 11
11/06/2005 03:09 PM

Especially if the insultee is hot. Which is true in this case. But you're correct: Often posting ones photo dose nothing to change the default assumption.

McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
11/06/2005 03:16 PM

Hmm, I may feel the need to insult her if her fantasy football team beats mine this week, but I'll surely stay away from the issue of looks.



Pre-emptive strike: Damn you, Fabs and your filthy PowerTards!



There. I feel better now.

Emperor Nick 376 8
11/06/2005 03:18 PM

you don't get to insult people's looks unless you put a photo up. Otherwise, we assume you are a 53 year old, 280 pound virgin who likes to whack it to child modelling sites.



So I don't have to bother putting up a picture? Good, because no one would like the results.



(Pictures #1 & 2 SFW, #3 kind of not. #2 kind of big.)

Fluro, President of Takapuna 14,139 11
11/06/2005 04:57 PM

Number 2 is kind of forbidden. Without a doubt, you like hentai.

Frogpop - doin' a heck of a job. 173,153 25
11/06/2005 05:19 PM

Signs point to "Hai!"

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
11/06/2005 07:43 PM

Ravos. You suck major ass.



Fabs happens to be one of GAB's sweethearts. We've seen her in person, and we've seen her in nothing but a pair of Superman Underoos, and she is so hot that the image of those underoos is permanently burned into my retinas.



She's also smart, funny and very sweet. She hosted a bunch of unruly GABbers in her home during the festivities in Boston last summer.



You, on the other hand, are useless. Now go die.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
11/06/2005 07:45 PM

P.S. - Confidential to Armored: you look gay in every photo. Well, either gay or like a chick in man drag. That's why I call you Brandon Teena. And don't ask me again who that is. If you really don't know, use a search engine and find out.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
11/06/2005 07:49 PM

You be the judge:



Brandon.



Armored.



DUNN DUNN DUNNN!

Armored - White Introspective Emo Ranger 3,923 8
11/06/2005 09:54 PM

I googled Brandon Teena after I read your response, as I am sure everyone else did because that was kind of an obscure reference.



Sorry to have offended you O' grand master of the comedic forum.



P.S. You look old in every picture you're in.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
11/06/2005 10:22 PM

That's because I am old, Einstein.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/06/2005 10:24 PM

Einstein? Great, another name I have to Google, grandpops.

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 695 8
11/06/2005 10:35 PM

Who'd a thunk no one on a comedy site can take a joke.

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 116,988 28
11/06/2005 10:48 PM

Ravos, it wasn't funny, so it wasn't a joke.



That was my cute little date of the evening that you insulted!



It is an unflattering photo of both of us. I blame my sister, who took the picture and somehow manipulated the camera to make us look less than the total hot babes that we actually are.

Hot Beverage 2,715 9
11/07/2005 12:19 AM

Due to popular demand, I had to take some new pics of myself, but I'm retarded/lazy so I need someone to host them for me. Any takers?

daisypie 49,378 9
11/07/2005 12:23 AM

<action>prays there are photos for the tits & ass pages...</action>Why, Bev, I would be happy to host your photos. E-mail in profile.

Hot Beverage 2,715 9
11/07/2005 12:27 AM

Thank you, daisypie! I'm sorry there are no tit or ass pics. I had to take these at my mom's house.

daisypie 49,378 9
11/07/2005 12:29 AM

<action>prays there are tit & ass photos of Bev's mom...</action>

Hot Beverage 2,715 9
11/07/2005 12:36 AM

Did you get 'em?

daisypie 49,378 9
11/07/2005 12:41 AM

It's totally freakin' me out how your eyebrow piercing jumps from the right side

to the left side and back again!

Hot Beverage 2,715 9
11/07/2005 12:42 AM

Yeah, it does that sometimes.

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 116,988 28
11/07/2005 12:47 AM

<action>reads with interest</action>

Hot Beverage 2,715 9
11/07/2005 01:02 AM

<action>puts ear to door</action>

Did you run out of lotion?

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 116,988 28
11/07/2005 01:08 AM

Are you talking to me or Daisypie? I'm sure he's got plenty of lotion.

Hot Beverage 2,715 9
11/07/2005 01:10 AM

Sorry, I was talking to Daisypie.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/07/2005 01:25 AM

Hot Bev, daisypie told me that his email caught fire and completely burned up his inbox* and he requests that you resend them to his other email address:

daisypie@fancy-schmancy.com

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 116,988 28
11/07/2005 01:26 AM

<action>throws a gallon jug of lotion at D-pie's face</action>

I'm sure he won't run out of lotion now.

daisypie 49,378 9
11/07/2005 01:26 AM

Bev 1



Bev 2



Bev 3



Bev 4

Hot Beverage 2,715 9
11/07/2005 01:28 AM

Awesome. Thanks again!

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/07/2005 01:28 AM

Millie...reads with interest



My head just exploded.

Hot Beverage 2,715 9
11/07/2005 01:31 AM

It's up to you guys to select which pic(s) go in the photo album.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/07/2005 01:33 AM

Man, I hate that two picture limit rule.

Hot Beverage 2,715 9
11/07/2005 01:34 AM

Well, I'm off to bed now. Goodnight everyone.

Neep, I'm sorry for filling your thread with stupid.

Neep: wants to have sex with Captain Janeway, like 35,066 15
11/07/2005 01:36 AM

'at's ok.

daisypie 49,378 9
11/07/2005 01:38 AM

It's totally freakin' me out how your eyebrow piercing jumps from the right side

to the left side and back again!



Seriously, click the pics in order to see for yourselves.



Weird.

daisypie 49,378 9
11/07/2005 01:39 AM

Or,



BEV'S A WITCH!!

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/07/2005 01:44 AM

Daisypie, don't be such a yutz. Evidently in one of those photos, she held the camera in the other hand.

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 116,988 28
11/07/2005 01:45 AM

Dogs, not sure why your head exploded, but I wasn't getting all excited about girl pictures, if that's what you thought.



Although Bev is lovely in every photo.

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 116,988 28
11/07/2005 01:46 AM

Pfft. Don't be such a yutz.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/07/2005 01:46 AM

Ya just can't let me have any fun, can ya?

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 116,988 28
11/07/2005 01:47 AM

No.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/07/2005 01:49 AM

So, in other words, you a strict taskmistress?

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/07/2005 01:50 AM

Oooh, typo.



I was bad.

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 116,988 28
11/07/2005 02:11 AM

Don't get your hopes (or anything else) up. I'm just a bitch, not a dominatrix.

Frogpop - doin' a heck of a job. 173,153 25
11/07/2005 02:37 AM

You just need bigger boots.

Phuc 237,919 21
11/07/2005 06:45 AM

<action>whips out "the invader"</action>Bev, in order to be re-instated in the photo album, you need to go through initiation by a level-one minion.

Phuc 237,919 21
11/07/2005 07:04 AM

Oh, and here's with my kid.



The doctors say she'll grow out of that skin condition.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
11/07/2005 07:09 AM

Hot Bev.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
11/07/2005 07:10 AM

What did you do to prop your eyes open so wide in that photo, Uncle Al?

Phuc 237,919 21
11/07/2005 07:16 AM

My wife flashed me.

Roasted Raccoon with Stuffing 56,688 10
11/07/2005 08:36 AM

You can only have two photos displaying in the album at a time. You may notice that some people *cough*BobJohnson*cough* have 6 or so photos. The secret reason is because I don't have the power to delete photos off the server, just to add new ones and change the pages.



Also, if you do want new ones up (anyone) just shoot me an email in case I don't see the right thread or post.

Phuc 237,919 21
11/07/2005 08:46 AM

Just ask if you want me to delete anything. Since I can't put my boot up anyone's ass from here, deleting their image is the next best thang.

Oliver Chest: Commited to Sparkle Motion 203,475 12
11/07/2005 01:18 PM

You're all ugly.

Frogpop - doin' a heck of a job. 173,153 25
11/07/2005 01:54 PM

Fine. See if I visit you!

Oliver Chest: Commited to Sparkle Motion 203,475 12
11/07/2005 01:56 PM

...Except for that handsome Frogpop.

Who wants to taste my pie? 171,275 14
11/07/2005 01:59 PM

Phuc please remove THis and THIS from the server. Thanks.

Oliver Chest: Commited to Sparkle Motion 203,475 12
11/07/2005 01:59 PM

PS



I've been doing some research, Frogpop. I initially beleived that if you were to come out here, you would have to change your name to Frogsoda.



As it turns out, I am mildly retarded, and am one of the only people in this area that refers to carbonated beverages as "soda." The preferred term here in Seattle is actually "pop."



But none of this really matters anymore because the best Beverage, we all know, is Hot.

Frogpop - doin' a heck of a job. 173,153 25
11/07/2005 02:01 PM

Stop whoring for Starbucks.

J.W.-with marshmallows on top 24,693 8
11/07/2005 02:04 PM

that was kind of an obscure reference.

Yeah, so obscure. There was a movie made based on shis story and the lead actress won an academy award for it. Geez, Teena.



Oh but the fish jump... truly.amazing. Please explain how it is executed. I am not kidding.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/07/2005 02:05 PM

Phuc please remove THis and THIS from the server. Thanks.



Wait! Don't the rest of us get a vote in this?

Oliver Chest: Commited to Sparkle Motion 203,475 12
11/07/2005 02:06 PM

No no...what I was trying to say...you know, Beverage that is Hot? Like...umm...a Hot Beverage? Ya know?



Frost it, I'm just gonna go drink some drano for a while.

Who wants to taste my pie? 171,275 14
11/07/2005 02:07 PM

I just put everyone on notice to copy them for themselves. Thats why I posted the links, as they have been removed from the album. Thanks for the flattery though, I shall be dreaming of you tonight in a mime suit.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/07/2005 02:13 PM

<action>pulls on invisible rope that is attached to Chance</action>

Zolton Desiato, Dead for Tax Reasons 88,200 34
11/07/2005 02:14 PM

Dogs, we would have also accepted 'trapped in a giant box'.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/07/2005 02:16 PM

Whatever happened to that mime girl? I heard that she got shot with a silencer.

Phuc 237,919 21
11/07/2005 03:37 PM

I was just kidding. I can't delete anything.



My ploy worked, though.



Precious, precious boobs...

Who wants to taste my pie? 171,275 14
11/07/2005 03:47 PM

DAMN YOU TO HOB, PHUC!



Foiled again. I swear I must be blonde.

Phuc 237,919 21
11/07/2005 04:02 PM

I got a shot of Jilly's boobs!!!