Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/07/2005 09:43 AM

Super Size this, bitch.

SHP- slatherd in sweet 'tater pie 181,790 70
11/07/2005 09:43 AM

McDonalds is the bomb, yo.

Gorky Thatcher sings obladi oblada 41,132 13
11/07/2005 09:44 AM

PETA has taken to more aggressive protests in light of Mickey D's new 'Slaughter it Yourself!' interactive food prep campaign.

JajobaThe1st 308 8
11/07/2005 09:45 AM

Okay kiddies... anybody other than Mohammed want to sit on Ronnie's knee?

gobble gobble...It's Dinky time 413 7
11/07/2005 09:48 AM

So is Ronald being ok kinda like the strories you hear about houses being burned down, but the Bible was fine?

Gorky Thatcher sings obladi oblada 41,132 13
11/07/2005 10:06 AM

Can you imagine how horrified and emotionally scarred a kid would be watching Ronald McDonald melt when one of those places burns up?



He's heat resistant!

Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/07/2005 10:07 AM

Police believe this to be a clear case of arson. While no evidence has been uncovered yet, they do have a few suspects.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
11/07/2005 10:07 AM

"You must be THIS tall to torch this restaurant."

NKB_FortyTwo 76,490 10
11/07/2005 10:42 AM

Official Memo:

Beginning Tuesday, David is NO LONGER PERMITTED to operate the deep frier.

Flanders Fields Sombrero 91,274 10
11/07/2005 10:45 AM

"Upset with the blatant misspelling of Through, Crazy Uncle Phuc of ZUG dot com finally decided to take the term literally. Take that, n00b!"

Slartibriham 38,843 10
11/07/2005 10:49 AM

Mere fire cannot destroy Ronald Mcdonald. He is much too powerful now.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
11/07/2005 10:54 AM

Come to MackyDee's !



Now Flame Broiled !

Wonderus Breadulus 3,319 10
11/07/2005 01:04 PM

"Ronald McDonald - now made of the same black box material as on airplanes."

Wonderus Breadulus 3,319 10
11/07/2005 01:07 PM

The fast food restaurant bombers kept it real...

Ronald McDonald kept it realer.

Gorky Thatcher put his weiner in the gravy 41,132 13
11/07/2005 04:59 PM

McDonald's Corporation's failure to offer Kosher products led to hostile reactions by the residents of Tel Aviv.

Studly McBeefcakes 14,139 11
11/07/2005 08:52 PM

"Sir, I think we should discontinue the McCurry line."

Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/07/2005 08:56 PM

"Bada, Baa, Baa, BAAAAOMB! I'm lovin' it."

Piquantrax - Cereal Killer 8,691 9
11/07/2005 09:17 PM

Ronald lounges in the remains of the Burger King that fell victim in what is becoming known as the Dollar Menu Massacre. The blast took out the building which is claimed to be hiding the Burger King, his wife Dairy Queen, and daughter Wendy.

Rumor has it that obese monster Pizza Hut struck a deal with McDonald for the coordinates of the royal family. Space pirate and family friend Long John Silver showed remorse at a press conference on Monday.

Piquantrax - Cereal Killer 8,691 9
11/07/2005 10:22 PM

bump

bobert5064 19 8
11/08/2005 11:23 AM

Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order?

OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
11/08/2005 01:44 PM

Since when has McDonald's offered flame broiled burgers?

CoachKnox 60 8
11/08/2005 02:38 PM

TONY ROBBINS HUNGRY!

long john silverman 41 8
11/08/2005 07:54 PM

take that bk bitches ronald is back

jacketpotatoe 25 8
11/08/2005 08:25 PM

"Lovin'" Ronnie's new hip-hop attitute, many inner-city gangstas immediately inducted the clown into their elite groups.



War followed. None survived.

Dr. Van Nostren 157 7
11/08/2005 11:55 PM

"Well my work here is done..."

triscuitbiscuit 27 7
11/09/2005 12:38 AM

It is now apparent after all these years that Ronald McDonald has expanded his interests into the magic business. However it doesn't seem like the best idea at the time.

triscuitbiscuit 27 7
11/09/2005 12:39 AM

It is now apparent after all these years that Ronald McDonald has expanded his interests into the magic business. However it doesn't seem like the best idea at the time.

-Jane Smith, Associated Press

Sausageboy 15,703 0
11/09/2005 12:40 AM

This McBodyArmor really does work.

Iceblast2 11 7
11/09/2005 09:20 AM

A harmelss food fight turned to tragedy yesterday when a young child inadvertendtly swallowed a quarter pounder with the new chilli sauce...a major bowel spasm was incurred.

Piquantrax - Cereal Killer 8,691 9
11/09/2005 11:39 AM

This is what happens everytime JK2K posts.

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
11/09/2005 11:44 AM

... all I can think of is...

I hope all the emergency exists had Spanish translations...

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
11/09/2005 11:49 AM

Mc'donalds decides to scrap the idea of a drive through window and go with a less complicating drive up next to, but don't hit... please window...

bubs 21 7
11/09/2005 05:49 PM

MCRASH

bubs 21 7
11/09/2005 05:51 PM

McCrash

McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
11/09/2005 08:21 PM

"The day after Hat's yearly McD employee bash".

Piquantrax - Cereal Killer 8,691 9
11/09/2005 10:29 PM

Bill and Ted's Not So Excellent Adventure: Life.









The only survivor was Ronald McDonald who had paid off the two jihadists.

J.Gi 81 7
11/10/2005 01:58 AM

NO, have it my way biatch.

Topofhead 37 7
11/10/2005 03:45 AM

Wow, they really stopped trying on the new playlands

TheADDwombat 170 7
11/10/2005 10:31 AM

He must've been thinkin' Arby's...

Kocharks 59 7
11/10/2005 01:15 PM

So...it was true that our corporations were in irak

themike08 99 8
11/10/2005 03:36 PM

In spite of Ronald's best efforts to play it cool, he was still the prime suspect in the insurance fraud investigation.

ralph98201 11 7
11/11/2005 01:34 AM

Just when you think McDonalds has run out of new ideas, they suprise you with another one.

HighSoci 30,109 18
11/11/2005 05:43 PM

After hours of thinking, it finally occurred to the staff of the Pakastanian McDonald's on why they failed their health inspection.

crackhead 427 8
11/12/2005 12:43 PM

all clowns go to hell.

The MisAdventures of TwatWaffleKielbasa 15,703 0
11/12/2005 04:02 PM

This thread was designed to ruin me.



>oops<

Duffy Bomb 17 7
11/13/2005 01:28 PM

Hey, now there nuggets, are made with ashes,scorched metal, and Diesel fuel!



Well, it's an improvement.

Nathyn: in rehabilitation 0 0
11/13/2005 06:51 PM

Ronald McDonald raped me...



Bad times. He's like Michael Jackson

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
11/14/2005 02:06 AM

Ronald strikes down Sodom with furious anger.

Phuc 237,919 21
11/14/2005 06:36 AM

My apologies to GAB.



This capcon started out funny and quickly degenerated into open mic night at an AA meeting.

Piquantrax - The Firetruck Hunter 8,691 9
11/14/2005 07:13 PM

In the wake of Hurricane Katrina Ronald played the race card.

Uh-oh Army 710 0
11/15/2005 04:06 PM

I knew they shouldn't have added that spicy McGRiddle to the lunch menu.

Uh-oh Army 710 0
11/15/2005 04:06 PM

Ronald had serious gas.

SaiSei 39 7
11/15/2005 08:04 PM

The driver of this car is now suing McDonalds for not putting a "Caution: Window made of glass" warning on the building.

Hollis the FEMALE lumberjack 7,284 14
11/16/2005 12:05 AM

"We now have a new suspect for the September 11th terrorist attacks."

0 8
11/18/2005 04:11 AM

It seems our dear friend of the McDonald clan has been reading Palahniuk again....



"I am Ronald's smirking revenge"

Nathyn: poetry genius 0 0
11/18/2005 04:21 AM

<action>hates the black letter people</action>

jarrgon 2 7
11/20/2005 08:34 AM

Children riot after news of lower salt content.

Piquantrax - The Firetruck Hunter 8,691 9
11/20/2005 06:57 PM

Ronald survived only after rolling an 18 to give him just enough health points.

Nathyn: poetry genius 0 0
11/20/2005 06:59 PM

<action>despises the black letter people with great passion</action>

OireTron, Galactic Hotel Manager 278 7
11/21/2005 10:11 PM

"Oh, and can I get a number 9?"

"Sorry, sir, we just ran out."

"WHAT BITCH"

CapAnarchy 0 0
11/21/2005 10:15 PM

...bitch, or ITCH? and by itch i mean the one on my left testice that pulsatespurple when i scratch it.

CapAnarchy 0 0
11/21/2005 10:15 PM

...bitch, or ITCH? and by itch i mean the one on my left testice that pulsatespurple when i scratch it.

GoatSoldier 21 7
11/22/2005 10:22 AM

"And he sat down and smiled at the destruction he had wreaked."

Bald Headed Chicken Phuqer 15 7
11/23/2005 05:24 AM

Mc.Drunk-Driver

Uh-oh Army 710 0
11/23/2005 04:08 PM

Correction, Mr. President of McDonalds.

morris 174 8
11/24/2005 05:31 AM

Should have taken the kids to FAO Schwarz.

Tea Baggins 127 8
11/24/2005 08:56 AM

(singing) Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bomb...

Tea Baggins 127 8
11/24/2005 08:57 AM

(singing) You de-serve a break today, so get up and blow away, a McDonalds...

Tea Baggins 127 8
11/24/2005 09:04 AM

Hey Lieutenant, why don't we question THIS clown and see what he knows?

Tea Baggins 127 8
11/24/2005 09:07 AM

As he watched from a safe distance, the remote still in his hand, the Burger King was quoted as saying "Bada-bah-bah-bah, I'm LOVIN' it!"

Similac Addict 64 8
11/24/2005 11:09 PM

Wait. My garage doesn't have booths.

SuGarD - Corned Beef & GABbage 2,724 8
11/25/2005 01:12 AM

So if I were to walk into McDonalds and throw water balloons into the vats I could burn it down correct?

Loverly Lila 78,555 13
11/26/2005 05:16 AM

hi, yall!

19 7
11/26/2005 07:29 PM

The Answers right here...

curd 343 0
11/26/2005 08:30 PM

Wanna bet we don't get thanksgiving off?

Uh-oh Army 710 0
11/28/2005 04:51 PM

Can I please have the one and only Fireball sandwich please.



Cashier, "Crank up the ovens boys. We got the big sandwich to bake."







10 minutes later...





Cashier, "Well that didn't work out too well.

Call industries and tell them to use the baby sandwich instead of the Restuarant Blower Sandwich.

Shawn Roy 302 8
11/28/2005 11:33 PM

Mc Jihad!

Shawn Roy 302 8
11/28/2005 11:33 PM

Like Mcnuggets revenge is a dish best served cold.

Shawn Roy 302 8
11/28/2005 11:33 PM

The terrorists got confused after they found out white meat did not come from white people.

Shawn Roy 302 8
11/29/2005 09:53 AM

Have you had your brakes checked today?

Piquantrax - No Cure for Chancer 8,691 9
11/29/2005 11:01 AM

Just like Joan Rivers this Frost-ing thread will never die.

Santa's Little Helper 710 0
11/30/2005 04:13 PM

With all the explanations here we could probably take out the whole McDonald fleet.



They're already trying to take out Wendy's with Ronald MacDonald.

Sausages 9 7
11/30/2005 06:16 PM

LMAO SOME1 TOOK THE DRIVE THRU LITERALLY!!!111

Opmtimus Primeval 2 7
12/02/2005 10:35 AM

Due to the escalating crime rate in McDonaldland, incumbent Mayor McCheese lost in a landslide to his opponent Birdie.

Jesus vs. Moses 710 0
12/02/2005 09:31 PM

Should have never hired those damn terrorists.

Jesus vs. Moses 710 0
12/02/2005 09:33 PM

AND can some like delete this thread. Everyday some people just pop in say, "I hate McDonalds. Let me respond to a picture of a blown up McDonalds."

Shawn Roy 302 8
12/03/2005 07:46 PM

My toilet looks the same after the McChicken.

SausageBoy 15,703 0
12/05/2005 12:58 AM

This thread is now "DEAD"

SausageBoy 15,703 0
12/05/2005 01:17 AM

or "maybe snot"

ddrbenny 0 7
12/07/2005 12:39 AM

to compete with burger king we've now added a new fire grilled section to our menu

SausageBoy 15,703 0
12/09/2005 02:17 AM

Posts............just to kill thread

PhucNutts Roasting on an Open Fire 237,919 21
12/09/2005 10:49 AM

200th to post!



Now let this bitch die.

Captain Jackson 699 11
12/09/2005 03:03 PM

Daumn Nigga!



Wtf is ron still doing here.



Who knows....



Lets kick his ass, man, its mc d's, and he burnt it down!

ringworm 68,315 13
12/09/2005 07:13 PM

on the set of supersize me 2: electric burgerloo.

Piquantrax - Keeping Kwanzaa Kool 8,691 9
12/12/2005 07:54 PM

FrostIN PEOPLE. You are not funny, you will receive no recognition for what you say, so kindly burn like this mcD's did.

scrap104 3 7
12/13/2005 12:02 AM

Hot. Fresh. Made just the way I love it.

Gizmodo 0 7
12/15/2005 09:30 PM

Well, officer, she was about this tall. She had red pigtails and freckles. She just kept saying, "My name is Wendy. You killed my father. Prepare to die", over and over again. It was like a bad movie.

Festive Filly 39,193 20
12/15/2005 10:08 PM

We really need a new capcon.

kyty4me 51 7
12/16/2005 02:29 AM

We really need a new capcon.



5 orbs...not for teh funny, but for the idea!



i agree, hear hear, right on, preach it sistah!

Madderz 0 7
12/16/2005 02:12 PM

Thats what happens when you leave a potato in the microwave...

FarararaRobin® 14,626 10
12/17/2005 03:26 AM

This thread needs to Frost off and die.

Babage 12 7
12/17/2005 05:37 AM

This branch of McDonalds was running at a loss so the manager bought some insurance and hired Ronald the arson.

It's beginning to look a lot like Frogpop 173,153 25
12/17/2005 06:54 AM

ist.





You're welcome.

Yonder 0 7
12/18/2005 08:56 PM

Wowee that McD's coffee really is hot!

SausageBoy 15,703 0
12/19/2005 04:50 PM

I totally refuse to "bump" this thread.

0 8
12/21/2005 12:54 PM

Ba-da ba-ba-baaaa I'm bombin' it.