TK in the Straw 98,000 37
11/08/2005 12:23 AM

You know how often he probably cleans his naughty bits? I'm sure it is completely sterilized.

Studly McBeefcakes 14,139 11
11/08/2005 12:24 AM

Go to the kitchen. Wash the top with dettol.

Jaggy, rusty DAGGAH OF DEATH 11,895 13
11/08/2005 12:24 AM

I will take a picture of his naughty bits so their cleaniness can be accurately factored in.

TK in the Straw 98,000 37
11/08/2005 12:26 AM

<action>feels something rising in throat, not sure if it is bile or a giggle.</action>

Jaggy, rusty DAGGAH OF DEATH 11,895 13
11/08/2005 12:29 AM

Ok, that's not going to happen. Should I post a picture of the stratches I got, trying to photograph Tigger's naughty bits?

daisypie esq. 49,378 9
11/08/2005 12:29 AM

So, uh, Jags, is your blog public knowledge? It's been linked to a couple of times,

so can we mine it for comic potential?

Jaggy, rusty DAGGAH OF DEATH 11,895 13
11/08/2005 12:32 AM

It has?



If you want.

daisypie esq. 49,378 9
11/08/2005 12:55 AM

Jeez, 'search' sucks worse than ever!



After your elections Neep linked to it, all a-twitter about Helen Clark rubbing her boob on Neep's elbow, or something like that.

Jaggy, rusty DAGGAH OF DEATH 11,895 13
11/08/2005 01:01 AM

Ok.

Armored - White Introspective Emo Ranger 3,923 8
11/08/2005 01:03 AM

You have naked anime' mermaids in your blog.



17 orbs for you.



<watches as everyone else clicks link>

Neep: wants to have sex with Captain Janeway, like 35,066 15
11/08/2005 04:56 AM

Tigger isn't dirty!

Cruz, keeping it real since 1985 9,993 12
11/08/2005 06:11 AM

Tigger isn't dirty!



Is it common practice for household pets to put their testicles in ones beverage at your residence, Neep ?

Jaggy, rusty DAGGAH OF DEATH 11,895 13
11/08/2005 02:10 PM

Tigger doesn't have testicles.



But it's still nasty.

Jelly tipped Neep: Open other end. 35,066 15
01/17/2012 05:26 PM

Tigger was put down this morning.

Brad Poynter 36,161 48
01/17/2012 05:44 PM

$5

Closet Friend 7,665 11
01/17/2012 06:11 PM

This is just sad. So where are the pics of his naughty bits?

dinesh 24,862 16
01/17/2012 06:12 PM

Brad: it's $20. Always $20. SAIT.

Brad Poynter 36,161 48
01/17/2012 06:19 PM

These are hard economic times and dead cats are so plentiful you just might find one laying in the road.

I stand by my original offer.

Fratberry 283,018 53
01/17/2012 08:14 PM

Tigger was put down this morning.

Did you call him ugly or fat or something? Seriously, my condolences. It sucks, no two ways about it.

Fratberry 283,018 53 pours out a 40 for the dearly departed Tigger
01/17/2012 08:15 PM

Respect, yo.

The High Priestess 58,948 29
01/17/2012 08:19 PM

A 40 of cream?

Fratberry 283,018 53
01/17/2012 08:39 PM

Yes, and it caused a stampede in the house.

Straw frozen, but not in carbonite 98,000 37
01/17/2012 10:55 PM

My cat likes cream. Mixed with vodka and coffee liqueur.

Celebrating Year of The Chickens 286,539 61
01/18/2012 07:18 AM

I don't get the point of this thread. It's not like she hadn't had his naughty bits in her mouth before, so......






too soon?

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
01/18/2012 09:51 AM

Tigger was put down this morning.

Put down like, Tigger, your naughty bits are small and you Frost like a kangaroo, or Tigger, The Big Sleep for you?

Either way, sorry.

Fratberry 283,018 53
01/18/2012 02:30 PM

Dogs can't read.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
01/19/2012 01:14 AM

It occurred to me that my Frost like a kangaroo comment was probably very insensitive to Jaggy.


I should have said Frost like a kakariki.

Sorry again.

Dasypygal 14,795 17
01/19/2012 03:08 AM

My dead cat and failing ZuG interactions.

I'm truly sorry about your cat.
Whadya do with the body?

Pram 80,728 42
01/19/2012 07:42 AM

I also lost my cat this year.

He used to be the first thing I saw every morning, so I had him mounted over my bed.

Brad Poynter 36,161 48
01/19/2012 08:59 AM

Is that what killed him?

Pubah... 56,805 18
01/19/2012 01:33 PM

Drink it! I'm sure you've had plenty of cats dragged acorss your slipery bits.

Pram 80,728 42
01/19/2012 01:39 PM

Is that what killed him?

No, being owned by me is what killed him. He committed suicide.

Jelly tipped Neep: Open other end. 35,066 15
01/19/2012 05:48 PM

We buried him under the avocado tree with his mother and brother/father.

Pram 80,728 42
01/20/2012 01:48 PM

You did? I was wondering what happened. He hasn't been on my ceiling since I made that post. How did you find the remains of my cats' relatives?

turtle - does not resolute. 42,578 26
01/20/2012 01:56 PM

We buried him under the avocado tree with his mother and brother/father.

How long did the meow for after you buried his family?

Pram 80,728 42
01/20/2012 04:20 PM

My cat never meowed. He made rattling sounds.

Actually, come to think of it I'm not sure he was a cat... He didn't have fur, he was long, and if he wrapped around your neck, he would choke you out.

He did come when you called him, though. I was sick of cleaning that up.