Anyone Miss Jilly?
A comedy conversation
by Loverly Lila  78,555  13
11/09/2005 02:15 PM 378 views
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I don't!
As almost a full day draws to a close without a single Jilly thread or post (though I'm sure she's still lurking) share your thoughts on the Great Get Jilly To Frost Off 2005!
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Funny
13 votes
3.7
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5 votes
3.8
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Jade - Batteries Not Included 14,453  11
11/09/2005 02:16 PM
I don't miss her at all. I'm glad she's gone.
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Hilarious
22 votes
4.5
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Oliver Chest: Committed to Sparkle Motion 203,475 12
11/09/2005 02:16 PM
It's kind of hard to miss her WHEN YOU ALL KEEP Frost-ing TALKING ABOUT HER!
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Funny
4 votes
3.5
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Chris Garrett 86,932 12
11/09/2005 02:16 PM
I got an email from her today.
Want me to share?
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Funny
12 votes
3.9
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/09/2005 02:18 PM
Please don't post her email.
I don't want you to get sued again.
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Hilarious
17 votes
4.7
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Frogpop - doin' a heck of a job. 173,153 25
11/09/2005 02:18 PM
I want you to fix it so that both of your horns are on the same side of your fricken headphones.
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Funny
2 votes
3.0
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Scorpion 4,080 9
11/09/2005 02:20 PM
nope.
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Hilarious
7 votes
4.0
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Oliver Chest: Committed to Sparkle Motion 203,475 12
11/09/2005 02:20 PM
Holy crap, I've never noticed that before. Was this the first time that's ever been mentioned, Pogfrop?
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Funny
4 votes
3.8
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Loverly Lila 78,555 13
11/09/2005 02:20 PM
I'm getting the impression that Mir and I are the only ones clicking each other.
AND IT'S HOT LIKE FIRE!!!
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Hilarious
5 votes
4.0
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The Original Guitar Hero Snork 45,655 12
11/09/2005 02:21 PM
You're not very loverly when you act like a retard.
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Funny
8 votes
3.9
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/09/2005 02:22 PM
I like when you click my orbs, Lila.
But I'd rather you click my little bean.
Mmmmm.
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Funny
12 votes
3.8
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Frogpop - doin' a heck of a job. 173,153 25
11/09/2005 02:23 PM
Was this the first time that's ever been mentioned, Pogfrop?
I think so.. but I've been building up my bitterness about it for a year or so.
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Funny
4 votes
3.7
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Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/09/2005 02:24 PM
I'm with Ollie. For people who don't like her, don't miss her, and don't want her to come back, you all sure do talk about her a lot.
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Funny
5 votes
3.2
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/09/2005 02:28 PM
That's right, Gorc. Kick it up a notch, brother. Boo-ya!
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Funny
7 votes
3.8
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Chris Garrett 86,932 12
11/09/2005 02:28 PM
Keeps 'em on better.
That way they can't fall off the back, nor can they fall off the front.
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Hilarious
2 votes
4.0
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turtle10 42,578 26
11/09/2005 02:28 PM
Anyone Miss Jilly
Who's jilly?
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.2
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Sausageboy 15,703 0
11/09/2005 02:29 PM
<action> FYI </action>
Jilly left Zug because she got caught at work playing. Trumped "your fired". Knowing she no longer had income, she disconnected her home computer. In memory of Jilly, I will now post Twice as Much.
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Funny
7 votes
3.8
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/09/2005 02:30 PM
Oh Shakespeare! You are taking about the horns on CG's icon.
I thought you were talking about his REAL horns - the satany ones.
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Hilarious
12 votes
4.1
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Butternips - with stuffing! 369 7
11/09/2005 02:31 PM
I've missed Jilly for the last couple days... but don't worry, I went out and bought a better scope for my gun.
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Hilarious
7 votes
4.0
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nermal-the world's cutest fabulounik 8,478 12
11/09/2005 02:33 PM
Guys, she's gone. Can't we just enjoy it until she comes back?
Good day.
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Funny
6 votes
3.8
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Fratberry 283,018 53
11/09/2005 02:35 PM
But...
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Funny
11 votes
3.2
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Butternips - with stuffing! 369 7
11/09/2005 02:43 PM
who the Frost just gave miracles orbs for telling me to STFU? She should be dutch ovened and then tubgirled for even appearing to defend Jilly!
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Funny
9 votes
3.8
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Jade - Batteries Not Included 14,453 11
11/09/2005 02:44 PM
She didn't get orbs for defending Jilly. She got orbs because she told you to STFU.
And she was quite right to do so.
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Side-splitting
7 votes
5.0
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Armored - White Introspective Emo Ranger 3,923 8
11/09/2005 02:49 PM
I miss Jilly like I miss the bubonic plague. Yeah, I had it once. It Frost-ing sucked.
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
2.5
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/09/2005 02:49 PM
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Hilarious
7 votes
4.0
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Loverly Lila 78,555 13
11/09/2005 02:54 PM
Actually, I mainly started this thread to be the h8ful bitch you all know and lust.
But also because a couple Jilly-started threads are still making the rounds today so I figured she might still be lurking.
But mainly cause of the h8ful bitch part.
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Funny
4 votes
3.8
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Sausageboy 15,703 0
11/09/2005 02:56 PM
Bumping hateful bitch
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Hilarious
3 votes
4.0
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The Original Guitar Hero Snork 45,655 12
11/09/2005 02:57 PM
You'll always be my favorite sk8ter gurl, Lila.
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Funny
3 votes
3.3
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Spicey McHaggis 117,779 37
11/09/2005 02:57 PM
24601?
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Side-splitting
5 votes
5.0
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/09/2005 03:02 PM
Hahaha, Spicey steals bread.
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Hilarious
10 votes
4.0
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/09/2005 03:14 PM
who the Frost just gave miracles orbs for telling me to STFU? She should be dutch ovened and then tubgirled for even appearing to defend Jilly!
And, again - STFU, Nips.
Jilly is twice the n00b you will ever be. You suck balls.
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Funny
9 votes
3.7
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The Original Guitar Hero Snork 45,655 12
11/09/2005 03:19 PM
Logic lesson 101:
If being a noob is a bad thing, then having twice the noobiness would be having twice the something that is bad. Which would not be a good thing if you're trying to complement someone.
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Funny
7 votes
3.1
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Senior Destructor....OF CRANBERRY SAUCE! 60,724 12
11/09/2005 03:22 PM
No. You see Snork, Butternips has not yet advanced to the stage of "n00b." He's still in the "annoying twatwaffle" category.
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Funny
12 votes
3.8
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Who wants to taste my pie? 171,275 14
11/09/2005 03:24 PM
Mmmm, twatwaffle.... its whats for dinner.
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Hilarious
10 votes
4.2
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Who wants to taste my pie? 171,275 14
11/09/2005 03:24 PM
Twatwaffle- the other white meat.
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Hilarious
5 votes
4.0
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Senior Destructor....OF CRANBERRY SAUCE! 60,724 12
11/09/2005 03:25 PM
I thought about putting "twatpancake" in there, but then realized that Butterball didn't deserve a non-standard insult.
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Funny
7 votes
3.9
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/09/2005 03:27 PM
Try twatwaffle - He likes it! Hey mikey!
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0 votes
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The Baptist 1,672 8
11/09/2005 03:29 PM
Alright someone want to tell me why everyone hates her so much? Sorry I'm new.
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Hilarious
11 votes
4.5
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/09/2005 03:30 PM
STFU dammit!
Lurk or get the Frost out!
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
2.8
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Butternips - with stuffing! 369 7
11/09/2005 03:30 PM
Miracles-
Are you still mad because I wouldn't tell you where I live? Why don't you drop this petty facade of hate? Your rejected countenance is so unbecoming. Will it make you happy if I show you around town?
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Funny
5 votes
3.2
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Sausageboy 15,703 0
11/09/2005 03:31 PM
<action> assumes a little old lady lesbian voice </action>
"Where's the TWATWAFFLE?"
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Funny
5 votes
3.8
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Who wants to taste my pie? 171,275 14
11/09/2005 03:31 PM
Hmmm this twatwaffle needs more cowbell.
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Side-splitting
1 votes
5.0
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Who wants to taste my pie? 171,275 14
11/09/2005 03:39 PM
Twatwaffle calling..
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Funny
4 votes
3.3
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The Original Guitar Hero Snork 45,655 12
11/09/2005 03:41 PM
Miracles,
You're twice the whore Jilly will ever be.
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Hilarious
9 votes
4.0
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/09/2005 03:42 PM
What makes me a whore?
I slept with a GABber? Big deal. So have over half the women on this site.
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Hilarious
7 votes
4.3
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Who wants to taste my pie? 171,275 14
11/09/2005 03:44 PM
<action> whispers </action>I wouldnt really call that a gabber. Lets not Beetlejuice this thing okay?
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Funny
9 votes
3.9
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/09/2005 03:45 PM
"It's Shake-n-Twatwaffle! And I helped."
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Hilarious
5 votes
4.0
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Sausageboy 15,703 0
11/09/2005 03:45 PM
*NewsFlash* This just in!
Wafflehouse introduced the TwatWaffle today. Denny's claims to hold patent and will sue. Arby's, McDonald's, Wendy's and BurgerKing are making similar claims.
More later on a "new thread!!"
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Funny
10 votes
3.7
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Senior Destructor....OF CRANBERRY SAUCE! 60,724 12
11/09/2005 03:50 PM
Your post didn't include the word "twatwaffle".
Minus 200 points from Snorkindor.
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Funny
4 votes
3.8
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/09/2005 03:51 PM
Did you say something, Snork?
Have a twatwaffle.
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Funny
3 votes
3.7
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Fratberry 283,018 53
11/09/2005 03:52 PM
I think we were putting undue stress on a structure that wasn't up to code in the first place.
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Hilarious
19 votes
4.8
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JW...Back in Effect 42,578 26
11/09/2005 03:52 PM
OMG!!!!!!!!!!! i can't believe people miss me. i have been crying since i said good bye yesterday. i am glad some people were kind enough to email me i lvoe you all so much. i don't mean to be a twatwaffle as you guys called me i just am lonely and need friends. Amy you are the best and i hope we meet someday. al you were never nice but i thought that you meant you liked me.
just because i know you all miss me, here is a new pic.
hugs and multiple orbagasms to every1
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Funny
6 votes
3.8
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Zolton Desiato, Dead for Tax Reasons 88,200 34
11/09/2005 03:53 PM
"Uh-oh! Twatwaffle-ohs!"
(Are we still doing this? 'Cause I've got more, but I'm starting to feel like the kid still dancing after the music has stopped.)
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.0
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lupience, forgot the Gizzard pouch again 26,981 11
11/09/2005 03:58 PM
None of this matters- I just saved a ton of money by switching to Geico.
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Funny
3 votes
3.7
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HartmanTwins - Victim of the Point of View Gun 10,131 10
11/09/2005 03:59 PM
Nah, Z. You're the kid still jacking off after his mother walks in on him with a jar of peanut butter, a bag of sesame seeds and the family bird.
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Funny
3 votes
3.7
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Sausageboy 15,703 0
11/09/2005 03:59 PM
*NewsFlash* Updates:
Reuters: Ronald McDonald comes out of closet and admits he hates twatwaffles.
AP: TwatWaffles beat out Wendy's TwitWoofles.
Odd News: Chinese admit to creating Avian Bird Flue and disguising it as a TwatWaffle.
More updates later.
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Funny
4 votes
3.5
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/09/2005 04:02 PM
Amy you are the best and i hope we meet someday
Turtwaffle, say goodbye to "Turtle Tuesdays" for using my real name.
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Funny
2 votes
3.0
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Sausageboy 15,703 0
11/09/2005 04:03 PM
Turtle....... imitating Jilly is like admitting you are a TwatWaffle.
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Hilarious
12 votes
4.5
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Zolton Desiato, Dead for Tax Reasons 88,200 34
11/09/2005 04:03 PM
Pffft, HT. We had a parrot when I was growing up. A big parrot.
And as the saying goes: peck a hole in my nadsack once, shame on you. Peck a hole in my nadsack twice, shame on me. Also? A bandaid would be nice.
And while I'm here:
'With a name like twatwaffle, it has to be good!'
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Hilarious
9 votes
4.0
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/09/2005 04:05 PM
I'm a waffle, you're a waffle, wouldn't you like to be a twatwaffle too?
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
2.5
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Sausageboy 15,703 0
11/09/2005 04:06 PM
Miracles is "Turtle Tuesday" ??
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Funny
6 votes
3.8
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lupience, forgot the Gizzard pouch again 26,981 11
11/09/2005 04:07 PM
C'mon Zolton- Here boy! Time for your treat.
Ooh! It's 'Twatwaffle Strips'!
Good boy.
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Hilarious
11 votes
4.6
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Phuc 237,919 21
11/09/2005 04:08 PM
Here at Quimco, we take your health and the health of your family seriously.
That's why Quimco Twatwaffles are made with 100% organic ingredients, including stone ground whole wheat, unrefinded sugars, and fresh yeasty discharge.
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Funny
4 votes
3.0
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Sausageboy 15,703 0
11/09/2005 04:09 PM
This thread has been TWATWAFFLED.
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Funny
5 votes
3.6
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wee turtle 42,578 26
11/09/2005 04:13 PM
Sometimes sacrifices are made for the funny. Or Orbs, or something. As far as real names, the twatwaffle* herself did it many times and if I wanted to be convincing, I had to encompass all of her suckiness.
* note the use of twatwaffle to keep the thread twatwaffle-jacked
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Side-splitting
4 votes
5.0
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wee turtle 42,578 26
11/09/2005 04:14 PM
oh, and Jk2k don't address me directly.
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Hilarious
8 votes
4.5
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Zolton Desiato, Dead for Tax Reasons 88,200 34
11/09/2005 04:15 PM
I can't believe it's not twatwaffle.
Neither could I, HT. About thirty posts ago. Twatwaffle.
By the way: A sandwich is just a sandwich, but a twatwaffle is a meal.
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Funny
3 votes
3.3
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Suicide Ranger with Poison Turkey for the Pilgrims 27,937 12
11/09/2005 04:17 PM
I'm finding it hard to miss someone I never paid any attention to in the first place. To be honest I probably wouldn't miss any of you.
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Funny
3 votes
3.3
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Phuc 237,919 21
11/09/2005 04:18 PM
New improved Twatwaffles!
Now with more VBF!!!
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Hilarious
7 votes
4.1
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lupience, forgot the Gizzard pouch again 26,981 11
11/09/2005 04:20 PM
Dammit SR! If you cannot keep up with the twatwaffle theme, go back to heap big ugh job cleaning tepee.
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Hilarious
11 votes
4.6
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Zolton Desiato, Dead for Tax Reasons 88,200 34
11/09/2005 04:21 PM
"Hey! You got your twat on my waffle!"
"No, you put your waffle into my twat!"
They're two great tastes that taste great together!
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Hilarious
7 votes
4.4
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/09/2005 04:22 PM
I'd like to teach a twat to sing in perfect harmony.
I'd like to buy the world a twatwaffle and keep it company.
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Hilarious
7 votes
4.1
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/09/2005 04:23 PM
Dude, tell your stupid twatwaffle tooth to shut up.
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Hilarious
15 votes
4.7
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Phuc 237,919 21
11/09/2005 04:24 PM
My Twatwaffle has a first name, it's t-a-s-t-y.
My Twatwaffle has a second name, it's q-u-e-e-f.
Oh I love to eat it every day,
Cuz if you ax me why I'll saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...
That Tasty Queef has a way with T-w-a-t-w-a-f-f-l-e.
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Side-splitting
3 votes
5.0
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Gorky Thatcher put his weiner in the gravy 41,132 13
11/09/2005 04:25 PM
My favorite twatwaffles are the dippers- the ones you tear apart and dip in ooey-gooey syrup.
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Hilarious
8 votes
4.7
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Phuc 237,919 21
11/09/2005 04:26 PM
Behold--the power of Twatwaffle!!!
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Hilarious
8 votes
4.0
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Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/09/2005 04:27 PM
Gee, your twatwaffle smells terrific!
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Hilarious
16 votes
4.7
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Phuc 237,919 21
11/09/2005 04:27 PM
Two all-beef curtains
Smegma sauce
Foetid cheese
Smells like onions
'Bout an inch from your buns.
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Hilarious
16 votes
4.8
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Zolton Desiato, Dead for Tax Reasons 88,200 34
11/09/2005 04:28 PM
Gimme a break -
Gimme a break -
Break me off a piece of that.
Twat. Waf. Fle.
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Hilarious
7 votes
4.8
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/09/2005 04:28 PM
Twatwaffle! Take me away!
(Slips into the bath)
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Side-splitting
9 votes
5.0
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Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/09/2005 04:29 PM
Nothin says lovin' like twatwaffle from the oven.
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Hilarious
8 votes
4.0
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/09/2005 04:30 PM
Tough. Built twatwaffle tough.
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Hilarious
5 votes
4.8
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Phuc 237,919 21
11/09/2005 04:30 PM
Everybody doesn't like something, but nobody doesn't like Twatwaffle!
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Hilarious
5 votes
4.4
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wee turtle 42,578 26
11/09/2005 04:30 PM
Twatwaffle, the best things come to those who wait.
Wake up and smell the twatwaffle
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Hilarious
5 votes
4.6
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Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/09/2005 04:32 PM
There's always room for twatwaffle.
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Hilarious
5 votes
4.2
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Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/09/2005 04:33 PM
Nothing comes between me and my twatwaffle.
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Funny
6 votes
3.0
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/09/2005 04:33 PM
Frost-ing Zolton is on FIRE. He's killing me here at work!
Melt in your twat, not in your waffles.
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Hilarious
3 votes
4.7
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Gorky Thatcher put his weiner in the gravy 41,132 13
11/09/2005 04:34 PM
More Twatwaffle-tine, please!
Is it just me, or is the server beginning to buckle under the growth of this thread?
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Side-splitting
4 votes
5.0
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Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/09/2005 04:34 PM
Sometimes you feel like a twatwaffle, sometimes you don't.
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6 votes
4.7
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Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/09/2005 04:34 PM
The incredible, edible twatwaffle.
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.8
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Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/09/2005 04:35 PM
Twatwaffle: the breakfast of champions.
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9 votes
4.6
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Zolton Desiato, Dead for Tax Reasons 88,200 34
11/09/2005 04:36 PM
It's the right thing to do, and a twatwaffly way to do it.
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
2.3
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wee turtle 42,578 26
11/09/2005 04:36 PM
Frost you Hartman, that is what I was trying to remember.
What would you do for a twatwaffle?
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Funny
7 votes
3.7
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/09/2005 04:36 PM
Johnsonville Twats.
Hey everybody! Charlie Martin is cookin' up Johnsonville Twaa-aats!
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Side-splitting
9 votes
5.0
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Phuc 237,919 21
11/09/2005 04:37 PM
Ughhh. Time to make the Twatwaffles.
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2 votes
3.0
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Jilly back in Black 8,691 9
11/09/2005 04:38 PM
Guess who's back???
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Funny
5 votes
3.8
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Phuc 237,919 21
11/09/2005 04:39 PM
Oh, I wish I were a Queefco Twatwaffle; that is what I'd truly like to be-ee-ee. Cause if I were a Queefco Twatwaffle, Everyone would be in love with me.
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8 votes
4.5
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Phuc 237,919 21
11/09/2005 04:41 PM
Waffles. Twaaaatwaffles. What kinds of kids love Twatwaffles? Fat kids, skinny kids, kids with ten inch Coleridges, tough kids, sissy kids, even kids with herpes pox love Waffles. Twaaaatwaffles, the dogs--
kids--
love--
to--
bite!
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Funny
6 votes
3.0
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/09/2005 04:42 PM
Clara: "Where's the TWATWAFFLE?"
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.3
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Piquantrax - Cereal Killer 8,691 9
11/09/2005 04:42 PM
Harry Potter XXX:
The TwatQuaffle
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Funny
9 votes
3.9
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/09/2005 04:43 PM
We will sell no twatwaffle before it's time.
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Side-splitting
2 votes
5.0
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Sausageboy 15,703 0
11/09/2005 04:44 PM
Jk2k don't address me directly.
I apologize TwurtleWaffle.
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Side-splitting
4 votes
5.0
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Ortzy 178 8
11/09/2005 04:44 PM
If it looks like a watwaffle..
and sounds like a watwaffle..
It's a duck.
I suck at his game.
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6 votes
4.8
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Phuc 237,919 21
11/09/2005 04:44 PM
Sometimes you feel like a twat.
Sometimes you don't.
Queefco Twatwaffles got that twat
Queefco Mons don't
be-cuuuuuuuuuz
Sometimes you feel like a twat.
Sometimes you don't!
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Hilarious
4 votes
4.3
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Gorky Thatcher put his weiner in the gravy 41,132 13
11/09/2005 04:45 PM
May the twatwaffle be with you!
Four score and seven twatwaffles ago...
We have nothing to twatwaffle, but twatwaffle itself!
Ask not...what your twatwaffle can do for you, but what you...can do for your twatwaffle!
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Funny
6 votes
3.2
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/09/2005 04:45 PM
Twatwaffles with wings - they have wings!
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Side-splitting
6 votes
5.0
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The Mailman craves his daily post fix 176,450 56
11/09/2005 04:48 PM
<action>finally opens this thread and reads it quickly</action>
Woah.
A twatwaffle revolution.
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Chuckleworthy
5 votes
2.8
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lupience, forgot the Gizzard pouch again 26,981 11
11/09/2005 04:49 PM
<action>wonders how many co-workers are confused by the guffaws and chortles spewing forth from Gabbers.</action>
Twatwaffle- Because you're worth it.
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.7
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Loverly Lila 78,555 13
11/09/2005 04:49 PM
Jesus Christ, my thread has been twaffle-jacked!
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
2.7
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Sausageboy 15,703 0
11/09/2005 04:50 PM
dammit gorc............. i just pissed on my last TwatWaffle.
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Hilarious
8 votes
4.7
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Phuc 237,919 21
11/09/2005 04:51 PM
Frosted Twatwaffles--
They're magically twatlicious!
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3 votes
3.7
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Who wants to taste my pie? 171,275 14
11/09/2005 04:51 PM
YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF TWATWAFFLE FOLLOWERS!
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Funny
5 votes
3.8
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Zolton Desiato, Dead for Tax Reasons 88,200 34
11/09/2005 04:52 PM
A sandwich just isn't a sandwich... without the great taste of Twatwaffle Whip.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.3
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Sausageboy 15,703 0
11/09/2005 04:52 PM
TwatWaffle spelled backwards = Jilly's revenge.
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Funny
4 votes
3.8
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lupience, forgot the Gizzard pouch again 26,981 11
11/09/2005 04:52 PM
Jesus Christ, my thread has been twaffle-jacked!
Yeah- like you didn't expect that.
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Funny
7 votes
3.6
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SHP - slatherd with sweet 'tater pie 181,790 70
11/09/2005 04:53 PM
Twatwaffles are so last year.
Poonannypancake is where it's at.
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Hilarious
4 votes
4.5
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Phuc 237,919 21
11/09/2005 04:53 PM
Mama mia! That's a spicey Twatwaffle!
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Hilarious
10 votes
4.7
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Oliver Chest: Committed to Sparkle Motion 203,475 12
11/09/2005 04:54 PM
"Mom, do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?"
"Yes, dear. That's why I use Twatwaffle. It leaves you feeling fresh all day!"
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Side-splitting
4 votes
5.0
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Zolton Desiato, Dead for Tax Reasons 88,200 34
11/09/2005 04:55 PM
Twatwaffle Helper helps a twatwaffle... make a great meal!
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.0
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lupience, forgot the Gizzard pouch again 26,981 11
11/09/2005 04:55 PM
This twatwaffle was made in....New York City.
New York City!!!?
Get the rope.
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Hilarious
12 votes
4.8
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Phuc 237,919 21
11/09/2005 04:55 PM
Pardon me,
Do you have any Grey Twatwaffle?
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Side-splitting
2 votes
5.0
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Ortzy 178 8
11/09/2005 04:56 PM
Twatwaffle..the other white meat.
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8 votes
3.9
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/09/2005 04:56 PM
Twatwaffle Cream Eggs...
Thanks, Twatwaffle Bunny! Bok, Bok!
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Hilarious
8 votes
4.6
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Zolton Desiato, Dead for Tax Reasons 88,200 34
11/09/2005 04:57 PM
I want my twatwaffle, twatwaffle, twatwaffle...
I want my twatwaffle, twatwaffle, twatwaffle...
Chili's twatwaffle ribs,
Chili's twatwaffle ribs.
(Twatwaffle sauce!)
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Hilarious
5 votes
4.0
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Fratberry 283,018 53
11/09/2005 04:58 PM
Everything tastes better on a Twafwaffle. Mmmmm...good twat.
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.8
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SHP - slatherd with sweet 'tater pie 181,790 70
11/09/2005 04:58 PM
<action> is a sheep. Baaa!</action>
Waiter, there's a fly in my twatwaffle!
Neighbor, how longs it been since you had a steamin' hot bowl of twatwaffle? Well that's too long.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.0
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Sausageboy 15,703 0
11/09/2005 04:58 PM
Poonannypancake = a WaffleTwat with "no" special sauce.
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Hilarious
7 votes
4.8
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The Original Guitar Hero Snork 45,655 12
11/09/2005 04:59 PM
It's awesome when Gabbers become bored.
And by awesome, I mean you're all a bunch of twatwaffles.
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Funny
8 votes
3.3
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/09/2005 05:00 PM
Twatwiser - The King of Queers
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7 votes
4.8
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Zolton Desiato, Dead for Tax Reasons 88,200 34
11/09/2005 05:03 PM
Kentucky Fried Twatwaffle, with 11 herbs and spices.
"Do you want original recipe, or extra twatty?"
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Side-splitting
4 votes
5.0
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Fratberry 283,018 53
11/09/2005 05:03 PM
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing twatwaffles."
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Hilarious
7 votes
4.6
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Oliver Chest: Committed to Sparkle Motion 203,475 12
11/09/2005 05:05 PM
I love the holiday season. The leaves start to change. Snow starts to fall. You go pick out your Christmas tree, and sit around drinking eggnogg and decorating it with your family, then finally putting the Twatwaffle on top of the tree for everyone to admire.
*sigh*
I love the holidays.
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Funny
3 votes
3.7
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Sausageboy 15,703 0
11/09/2005 05:08 PM
OMG............. the possibilities of Twat are endless.
WD-Twat
Twat on a bottle
Twat on a can
Twat weed remover
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Hilarious
10 votes
4.6
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Phuc 237,919 21
11/09/2005 05:10 PM
Choosy moms choose Twatwaffle!
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Hilarious
9 votes
4.7
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Zolton Desiato, Dead for Tax Reasons 88,200 34
11/09/2005 05:11 PM
We've just replaced John's coffee with new Folger's twatwaffle.
Let's see if he notices!
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Hilarious
4 votes
4.8
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wee turtle 42,578 26
11/09/2005 05:13 PM
A hero is a sandwich but a twatwaffle is a meal.
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Hilarious
8 votes
4.5
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wee turtle 42,578 26
11/09/2005 05:14 PM
Twatwaffle, takes a licking, but keeps on ticking
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7 votes
3.6
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/09/2005 05:15 PM
Take the Twatwaffle Challenge.
I chose Twatwaffle!
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Hilarious
5 votes
4.0
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Suicide Ranger with Poison Turkey for the Pilgrims 27,937 12
11/09/2005 05:18 PM
I'm finding it hard to twatwaffle someone I never paid any attention to in the first place. To be honest I probably wouldn't twatwaffle any of you.
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Side-splitting
2 votes
5.0
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lupience, forgot the Gizzard pouch again 26,981 11
11/09/2005 05:19 PM
<action>posting from Hell</action>
Sorry about that last post!
Oh- and they only have dial-up down here.
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2 votes
3.5
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The Lovely Daggy 86,705 14
11/09/2005 05:20 PM
This thread makes me thankful that I was aspleep when you all churned out this crap.
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6 votes
4.8
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Phuc 237,919 21
11/09/2005 05:21 PM
'Doo doo doo, doo-doo, do-Wah!'
It doesn't matter what comes, twats go better with life,
Twatwafle's fresh and full of life.
Nothing gets to you, with your twat leaking oo,
Twatwaffles, fresh and full of life.
Twats go better, Twatwaffle freshness, twats go better
Twatwaffles, fresh and full of life!
Twatwafles, the smegmaker!
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Chuckleworthy
5 votes
2.4
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/09/2005 05:21 PM
This thread twatally made my day.
I love you, GAB.
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8 votes
4.8
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Zolton Desiato, Dead for Tax Reasons 88,200 34
11/09/2005 05:21 PM
It would take twelve bowls of your cereal to match the fiber in just one bowl of Post Twatwaffle.
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9 votes
4.0
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Piquantrax - Cereal Killer 8,691 9
11/09/2005 05:22 PM
TwatWaffles in the morning,
TwatWaffles in the evening,
TwatWaffles at supper time!!!
When Twat is on a Waffle,
you can have TwatWaffles anytime.
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Funny
3 votes
3.7
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Fratberry 283,018 53
11/09/2005 05:23 PM
Better ingredients, better Twatwaffle. Papa Twat's.
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9 votes
4.7
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The Lovely Daggy 86,705 14
11/09/2005 05:25 PM
WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU PEOPLE?
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2 votes
4.0
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McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
11/09/2005 05:27 PM
- Where do twatwaffles rank in terms of importance in your life?
- I say the twatwaffle... sex... and breathing.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.3
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Sausageboy 15,703 0
11/09/2005 05:28 PM
Surgeon General Warnings:
Never eat a TwatWaffle without extra sauce.
Eating a TwatWaffle IS hazardous to your health.
Smoking TwatWaffles is less dangerous than looking at Phuc.
Sausageboy warnings:
*Breaking News*:
Back to you AL.
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
2.5
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SHP - slatherd with sweet 'tater pie 181,790 70
11/09/2005 05:30 PM
Oh, I'm a twatwaffler and I'm ok. I sleep all night and I twatwaffle all day.
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
2.5
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Sausageboy 15,703 0
11/09/2005 05:35 PM
The expected lifetime of a TwatWaffle in Iraq is 3 weeks.
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5 votes
3.4
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/09/2005 05:35 PM
Twatwaffle with nooks and crannies.
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6 votes
3.5
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/09/2005 05:37 PM
The quicker picker upper, Twatwaffle.
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6 votes
3.3
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/09/2005 05:41 PM
When it absolutely, twatwaffletivy has to be there overnight.
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3 votes
4.0
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Loverly Lila 78,555 13
11/09/2005 05:47 PM
Vidal Sassoon: If you don't twatwaffle, we don't twatwaffle.
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6 votes
3.7
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/09/2005 05:53 PM
Twatwaffle - they're boxy, but they're good.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.3
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Sausageboy 15,703 0
11/09/2005 05:56 PM
Please do
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Funny
6 votes
3.2
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/09/2005 05:57 PM
Reach out, Reach out and twatwaffle someone.
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Funny
5 votes
3.0
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/09/2005 05:59 PM
Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, oh what a twatwaffle it is.
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Funny
3 votes
3.7
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/09/2005 06:04 PM
I leave for a few hours and this is what I come back to?
Somedays it doesn't pay to take your Ritalin.
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Funny
3 votes
3.0
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Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/09/2005 06:05 PM
Anyone Miss Jilly?
250+ posts in 4 hours.
You do the math.
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Hilarious
11 votes
4.7
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/09/2005 06:06 PM
Have you driven a twatwaffle lately?
<action>sighs, puts on helmet and joins the group</action>
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.8
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Who wants to taste my pie? 171,275 14
11/09/2005 06:08 PM
Look you wanna twatwaffle or not? I aint got all night.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.5
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Sausageboy 15,703 0
11/09/2005 06:11 PM
Missing Jilly x Twatwaffle = 250 + 4.
Is that the answer?
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Funny
5 votes
3.4
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/09/2005 06:12 PM
DeTwats. Twatwaffles are forever.
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Funny
6 votes
3.7
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/09/2005 06:13 PM
Please don't squeeze the twatwaffle.
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Funny
2 votes
3.0
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Sausageboy 15,703 0
11/09/2005 06:13 PM
Yes Chance, but first I must figure out this Twatdrangle Waffle.
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Funny
4 votes
3.7
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Flanders Fields Sombrero 91,274 10
11/09/2005 06:13 PM
Twatwaffle lickin' good!
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Funny
2 votes
3.0
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Flanders Fields Sombrero 91,274 10
11/09/2005 06:15 PM
Twatwaffley's, It tastes awful, and it works.
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Funny
2 votes
3.0
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Sausageboy 15,703 0
11/09/2005 06:18 PM
"if you can find a better twatwaffle, buy it
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.5
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dropkick brody: totally unarmed 43,090 12
11/09/2005 06:18 PM
That word has lost ALL meaning.
</twatwaffle>
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Funny
4 votes
3.8
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/09/2005 06:20 PM
God missed Jilly when he sent Katrina to wash away Louisiana.
DO YOU THINK ALLAH WOULD HAVE MISSED?
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
2.3
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Sausageboy 15,703 0
11/09/2005 06:20 PM
Be back later maybe, my twatwaffles are burning.
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Chuckleworthy
5 votes
2.6
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/09/2005 06:23 PM
I'm Frost-ing tired after this thread.
Man, today was a good day.
Zolton without a doubt gets my favorite GABber award today.
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Side-splitting
11 votes
5.0
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Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/09/2005 06:25 PM
Happy FUN TWATWAFFLE!
-only $14.95-
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Twatwaffle.
Caution: Happy Fun Twatwaffle may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Happy Fun Twatwaffle Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Happy Fun Twatwaffle on concrete.
Discontinue use of Happy Fun Twatwaffle if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart palpitations
If Happy Fun Twatwaffle begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Happy Fun Twatwaffle may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Happy Fun Twatwaffle should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...
Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Twatwaffle, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of Happy Fun Twatwaffle include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Happy Fun Twatwaffle has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Twatwaffle.
Happy Fun Twatwaffle comes with a lifetime guarantee.
Happy Fun Twatwaffle
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.0
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lupience, forgot the Gizzard pouch again 26,981 11
11/09/2005 06:27 PM
It really was a good thread. I haven't laughed so hard at such inanity for a long time. Thank you twatwaffle participants.
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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High Priestess of Stewie 58,948 29
11/09/2005 06:28 PM
Twat, twat, twat,
Twat, twat, twat,
Twat, twat, twat
There's nothing you can lick that can't be licked
Nothing you can slurp that can't be slurped
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It's easy!
Nothing you can add syrup that can't be added syrup
No one you can eat that can't be eaten
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time
It's easy!
All you need is twatwaffle
All you need is twatwaffle
All you need is Twat, Waffle
Twatwaffle is all you need
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Side-splitting
3 votes
5.0
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/09/2005 06:33 PM
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It's easy!
What to you so long to learn how to play then?
Too far?
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Side-splitting
2 votes
5.0
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/09/2005 06:34 PM
=ok
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/09/2005 06:41 PM
Stupid class, getting in the way of my twatwafflery.
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Hilarious
1 votes
4.0
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Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/09/2005 06:42 PM
Show me the twatwaffle!
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Funny
4 votes
3.0
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HartmanTwins - Victim of the Point of View Gun 10,131 10
11/09/2005 06:42 PM
"Thank you for calling Twatwaffle. This is Twatwaffle speaking. How may I help you?"
That's what I said on the phone today at work.
I hate you GAB.
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Side-splitting
5 votes
5.0
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Fratberry 283,018 53
11/09/2005 06:47 PM
"What's it going to take to put you in a brand spankin' new twatwaffle today?"
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Side-splitting
3 votes
5.0
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Fratberry 283,018 53
11/09/2005 06:48 PM
Twatwaffle was banned??
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1 votes
3.0
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Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/09/2005 06:48 PM
Little. Yellow. Different. Twatwaffle.
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Side-splitting
3 votes
5.0
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/09/2005 06:49 PM
HT, again I call SHENANIGANS...black people steal, they don't have jobs.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.3
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lupience, forgot the Gizzard pouch again 26,981 11
11/09/2005 06:50 PM
I see a new shift has logged on.
This thread grew a twatwaffle, and is running with it.
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.7
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Fratberry 283,018 53
11/09/2005 06:52 PM
<action>sings</action>
Twat Waffle... in a little coat...
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Hilarious
4 votes
4.5
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Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/09/2005 06:54 PM
Hands that do dishes can be as soft as your twatwaffle.
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Side-splitting
7 votes
5.0
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Zolton Desiato, Dead for Tax Reasons 88,200 34
11/09/2005 07:00 PM
Hands that do dishes can be as soft as your twatwaffle.
"You mean...?"
"That's right -- Twatwaffle. You're soaking in it."
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Side-splitting
3 votes
5.0
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Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/09/2005 07:03 PM
Kid tested, twatwaffle approved.
Is this dead yet?
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Hilarious
3 votes
4.3
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Oliver Chest: Committed to Sparkle Motion 203,475 12
11/09/2005 07:05 PM
"Ooh, I've got heartburn. Must be that Twatwaffle I ate for lunch."
Tuums TumTumTum TUUUMS!
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Chuckleworthy
5 votes
2.8
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Piquantrax - Cereal Killer 8,691 9
11/09/2005 07:05 PM
Miss Scarlet, in the kitchen, with the TwatWaffle
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Hilarious
5 votes
4.6
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Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/09/2005 07:10 PM
Strong enough for a man, but made for a twatwaffle.
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Hilarious
3 votes
4.3
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Phuc 237,919 21
11/09/2005 07:12 PM
When it says twatwaffle twatwaffle twatwaffle
on the label label label
you will like it like like it
on your table table table
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Funny
5 votes
3.8
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Phuc 237,919 21
11/09/2005 07:16 PM
There is no twatwaffle.
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Hilarious
7 votes
4.0
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Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/09/2005 07:18 PM
<action>cries a little</action>You had me at twatwaffle.
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Hilarious
9 votes
4.5
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Zolton Desiato, Dead for Tax Reasons 88,200 34
11/09/2005 07:19 PM
<action>storms back into thread</action>
Say hello to my leetle twatwaffle!
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Hilarious
7 votes
4.0
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Who wants to taste my pie? 171,275 14
11/09/2005 07:20 PM
20 twatwaffles. Same as in town.
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Funny
4 votes
3.3
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/09/2005 07:23 PM
Twatwaffles are out there, they landed in Twatwaffle 51.
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Hilarious
5 votes
4.0
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/09/2005 07:25 PM
This twatwaffle has been beaten to death.
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Hilarious
9 votes
4.4
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Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/09/2005 07:25 PM
It rubs the lotion on its twatwaffle.
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Chuckleworthy
5 votes
2.0
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Piquantrax - Cereal Killer 8,691 9
11/09/2005 07:26 PM
"Where's the TwatWaffle??"
Show me the TwatWaffle!!
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Hilarious
11 votes
4.2
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Zolton Desiato, Dead for Tax Reasons 88,200 34
11/09/2005 07:26 PM
You want the twatwaffle?
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TWATWAFFLE!
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Funny
6 votes
3.2
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dropkick brody: totally unarmed 43,090 12
11/09/2005 07:27 PM
Definitely stage 5 twatwaffle.
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Seriously, it's lost ALL meaning.
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Funny
4 votes
3.0
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/09/2005 07:28 PM
From the mouths of babes...
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4 votes
3.8
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Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/09/2005 07:28 PM
Piquantrax, stop copying me, you twatwaffle.
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Funny
9 votes
3.5
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Piquantrax - Cereal Killer 8,691 9
11/09/2005 07:28 PM
<action>bust through the doors</action>NOBODY EXPECTS THE TWATWAFFLE INQUISITION!!!
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Funny
7 votes
3.0
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Zolton Desiato, Dead for Tax Reasons 88,200 34
11/09/2005 07:28 PM
Fat, drunk, and twatwaffled is no way to go through life, son.
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5 votes
3.0
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/09/2005 07:30 PM
TWATWAFFLE na na na na na na na naaaa TWATWAFFLE.
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
2.8
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Who wants to taste my pie? 171,275 14
11/09/2005 07:31 PM
<action> Beats everyone in thread to death with a twatwaffle iron </action>Okay I started this mess, I should be the one to stop it.
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Funny
7 votes
3.2
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Zolton Desiato, Dead for Tax Reasons 88,200 34
11/09/2005 07:31 PM
The first rule of Twatwaffle Club is you don't talk about Twatwaffle Club.
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2 votes
3.0
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/09/2005 07:32 PM
Hey Ollie, I've seen twatwafflier.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.0
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/09/2005 07:33 PM
Chance, are you saying twatwaffle is dead or twatwaffle is banned?
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2 votes
3.0
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The Baptist 1,672 8
11/09/2005 07:33 PM
" Drop the twatwaffle! I said drop it mother-Froster! Good, now hands on your head and lock your fingers!"
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Funny
4 votes
3.0
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Piquantrax - Cereal Killer 8,691 9
11/09/2005 07:33 PM
<action>sits down at the bar</action>I'll take a beer and the lady'll have a Twatwaffle on the rocks.
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Funny
3 votes
3.0
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Who wants to taste my pie? 171,275 14
11/09/2005 07:33 PM
Keep it moving twatwaffles, theres nothing to see here.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.5
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Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/09/2005 07:35 PM
My name is Bond. Twatwaffle Bond.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.0
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Piquantrax - Cereal Killer 8,691 9
11/09/2005 07:35 PM
I did not have Twat Waffles with that woman.
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Chuckleworthy
5 votes
2.6
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/09/2005 07:36 PM
No one puts Twatwaffle in the corner.
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Funny
5 votes
3.4
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Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/09/2005 07:36 PM
My Mama always said, 'Life was like a box of twatwaffles; you never know what you're gonna get."
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4 votes
3.0
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Who wants to taste my pie? 171,275 14
11/09/2005 07:36 PM
BIG, I am saying that twatwaffles are making this thread hard to load.
TWATWAFFLES ARE MADE OUT OF HUMAN MEAT!
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.0
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The Baptist 1,672 8
11/09/2005 07:37 PM
Houston we have a twatwaffle.
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.0
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Piquantrax - Cereal Killer 8,691 9
11/09/2005 07:39 PM
No TwatWaffle No Cry
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4 votes
3.0
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Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/09/2005 07:40 PM
I coulda had class. I coulda been a twatwaffle.
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3 votes
3.0
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Piquantrax - Cereal Killer 8,691 9
11/09/2005 07:41 PM
(Afrikaan tribal opening)
It's the TwatWaffle of Life, and it moves us all.
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3 votes
3.0
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The Baptist 1,672 8
11/09/2005 07:42 PM
You can go home whenever you want, just click your heels three times and say," twatwaffle,twatwaffle, twatwaffle."
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3 votes
3.0
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Piquantrax - Cereal Killer 8,691 9
11/09/2005 07:43 PM
New for Nintendo Gamcube:
Super Twat Waffles 3: NO SYRUP
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Funny
4 votes
3.5
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Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/09/2005 07:45 PM
Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty twatwaffle!
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.0
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Piquantrax - Cereal Killer 8,691 9
11/09/2005 07:46 PM
Start spreading the news,
I'm leaving today,
I want be a part of it,
TwatWaffle, TwatWaffle!
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
2.7
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The Baptist 1,672 8
11/09/2005 07:48 PM
I see twatwaffles
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Hilarious
5 votes
4.0
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Piquantrax - Cereal Killer 8,691 9
11/09/2005 07:49 PM
I will not eat them Sam I am,
I do not like Green TwatWaffles and Ham.
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4 votes
3.3
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Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/09/2005 07:50 PM
I'm a loner, Dottie, a twatwaffle.
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5 votes
3.8
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Zolton Desiato, Dead for Tax Reasons 88,200 34
11/09/2005 07:50 PM
Now, that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good twatwaffle like that.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.0
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Piquantrax - Cereal Killer 8,691 9
11/09/2005 07:51 PM
Hello, I'm Piq, and I'm a TwatWaffle.
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3 votes
3.0
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The Baptist 1,672 8
11/09/2005 07:52 PM
Hasta la vista, twatwaffle.
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Hilarious
5 votes
4.0
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Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/09/2005 07:56 PM
It's people! Twatwaffle is made out of people! They're making our twatwaffle out of people!
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3 votes
3.0
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dropkick brody: totally unarmed 43,090 12
11/09/2005 07:57 PM
<action> gives in </action> Nobody puts twatwaffle in the corner.
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Dance 10, looks twatwaffle.
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2 votes
3.0
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Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/09/2005 07:58 PM
Good job Brody. You gave in and reposted someone else's. Twatwaffle.
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
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Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/09/2005 08:00 PM
They may take our lives, but they will never take our twatwaffle!
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Funny
4 votes
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dropkick brody: totally unarmed 43,090 12
11/09/2005 08:02 PM
You expect me to read this whole thing?
My attention span is not that great. It took me 2 hours to type half a page of notes today.
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5 votes
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Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/09/2005 08:04 PM
Brody I was just messing with you. Although it was one of the more recent posts.
End. In. Twatwaffle.
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4 votes
3.5
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dropkick brody: totally unarmed 43,090 12
11/09/2005 08:06 PM
Has someone put a 'twatwaffle' entry in the Gabtionary yet?
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2 votes
3.0
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Studly McBeefcakes 14,139 11
11/09/2005 08:12 PM
There is actually a gabtionary?
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.0
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McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
11/09/2005 08:14 PM
<action>fears this has already been posted</action>Twatwaffle is ruining GAB.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.5
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dropkick brody: totally unarmed 43,090 12
11/09/2005 08:20 PM
I never noticed the banner ad for Zug at the top of it.
Excellent use of the word 'aroungry.'
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Hilarious
9 votes
4.5
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Phuc 237,919 21
11/09/2005 08:23 PM
Yeah, Peter. It's just that we're putting the new cover sheets on the TPS reports.
Didn't you get the twatwaffle?
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1 votes
1.0
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Piquantrax - Cereal Killer 8,691 9
11/09/2005 09:15 PM
I HAVE THE TWATWAFFLE
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.0
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/09/2005 11:25 PM
Jimmy Walker says TWATWAFFLEMITE!
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Amusing
2 votes
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/09/2005 11:28 PM
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you twatwaffle.
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
2.5
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/09/2005 11:33 PM
That was done a long time ago, BIG.
I'm Twatwaffle James, Bitch.
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Hilarious
4 votes
4.0
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Prof. Fantabulous 19,711 13
11/09/2005 11:33 PM
Skittles, taste the vulva-crisp battercake.
Mine doesn't have the same ring to it.
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Amusing
3 votes
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
11/09/2005 11:35 PM
"This thread sure has a lot of funny replies," said Tom, twatwaffley.
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Amusing
1 votes
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/09/2005 11:36 PM
Eh, I don't care.
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4 votes
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Phuc 237,919 21
11/10/2005 06:11 AM
"Awright Sherriff, we're gonna twatwaffle ya now...
...but we're gonna twatwaffle ya slow."
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7 votes
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Chris Garrett 86,932 12
11/10/2005 07:04 AM
<action>Slowly backs into thread, cigarette dangling from lips, turns to the crowd and says</action>
You're gonna need a bigger twatwaffle.
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6 votes
3.8
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Phuc 237,919 21
11/10/2005 07:13 AM
I love the smell of twatwaffle in the morning.
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Hilarious
7 votes
4.4
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Fratberry 283,018 53
11/10/2005 09:11 AM
You take the good, you take the bad,
you take them both and there you have
The Twatwaffle, the Twatwaffle.
There's a time you got to go and show
You're growin' now you know about
The Twatwaffle, the Twatwaffle.
When the world never seems
to be livin up to your dreams
And suddenly you're finding out
the Twatwaffle is all about you, you.
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Hilarious
10 votes
4.1
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Gorky Thatcher put his weiner in the gravy 41,132 13
11/10/2005 09:13 AM
I called my wife a twatwaffle last night after she called me a prick. She couldn't think of anything to come back with.
Yay GAB!
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5 votes
3.8
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Fratberry 283,018 53
11/10/2005 09:15 AM
So she's gone? Wow, harsh.
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Hilarious
5 votes
4.0
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Fratberry 283,018 53
11/10/2005 09:17 AM
You take the good, you take the bad,
you take them both and there you have
The Beach House, the Beach House.
There's a time you got to go and show
You're growin' now you know about
The Beach House, the Beach House.
When the world never seems
to be livin up to your dreams
And suddenly you're finding out
the Beach House is all about you, you.
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Chuckleworthy
5 votes
2.4
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wee turtle 42,578 26
11/10/2005 09:24 AM
Two all beef twatwaffles, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun
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4 votes
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Phuc 237,919 21
11/10/2005 09:26 AM
Been done, turtle.
Bailiff, whack his pee pee!
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2 votes
3.0
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wee turtle 42,578 26
11/10/2005 09:29 AM
Did I lose? I lost, didn't I?
Does this mean the thread is over?
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2 votes
3.0
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Who wants to taste my pie? 171,275 14
11/10/2005 09:29 AM
Done Senior Twatwaffle.
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5 votes
3.8
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Mr. Sir: lovin' some sweet 'tater pie. 66,727 9
11/10/2005 09:31 AM
My grandmother went to Daytona, and all I got was this lousy twatwaffle.
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8 votes
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Chris Garrett 86,932 12
11/10/2005 09:32 AM
Twatwaffles? We don't need no stinkin' twatwaffles!
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6 votes
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Mr. Sir: lovin' some sweet 'tater pie. 66,727 9
11/10/2005 09:32 AM
<action> kicks this thread in the nuts</action>
Twatwaffle this, douchenozzle!
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4 votes
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Chris Garrett 86,932 12
11/10/2005 09:33 AM
Do you like twatwaffles?
Yeah.
Well, I got'er numbah. How do you like THEM twatwaffles?
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2 votes
3.0
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McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
11/10/2005 09:36 AM
<action>obscure</action>- Hey, what's your name?
- Twatwaffle.
- Mine's McCardle.
- Well, so long.
- So long.
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5 votes
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Zolton Desiato, Dead for Tax Reasons 88,200 34
11/10/2005 10:17 AM
Twat -- exciting and new;
Welcome aboard, we're expecting you...
Twat-WAH-ffle
soon will be making another run
Twat-WAH-ffle
promises something for everyone
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Chuckleworthy
5 votes
2.6
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Piquantrax - Cereal Killer 8,691 9
11/10/2005 10:23 AM
Did it hurt?
What?
When you fell from TwatWaffle.
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Funny
2 votes
3.0
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Piquantrax - Cereal Killer 8,691 9
11/10/2005 10:25 AM
G-G-G-GEEEEE TWATWAFFLLE
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Hilarious
11 votes
4.0
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/10/2005 10:26 AM
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, START.
Unlimited TWATWAFFLES.
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4 votes
3.0
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Autra 10,560 11
11/10/2005 10:48 AM
Frost-ing Frost.
I can't belive I went away for 3 day, and missed this Shakespeare.
Give me twatwaffle, or give me death.
Miles away from ordinary twatwaffle.
Schlotzsky's: Funny name, serious Twatwaffle.
Oh, and yeah, Jilly's gone?
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8 votes
3.6
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Phuc 237,919 21
11/10/2005 10:53 AM
In space, no one can hear your twatwaffle.
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5 votes
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SweetPotatoBritches 3,351 8
11/10/2005 10:54 AM
You do the twatwaffle, and you turn yourself around, and that's what it's all about.
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9 votes
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Phuc 237,919 21
11/10/2005 10:55 AM
<action>in tears...</action>Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Twatwaffle!
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.2
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/10/2005 10:58 AM
Twaaaatwaffle, you don't have to wear that dress tonight.
Twaaaatwaffle, you don't have to sell your body to the night.
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Hilarious
8 votes
4.0
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Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/10/2005 11:08 AM
Gork, I already did that one. I award you no twatwaffles, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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7 votes
3.8
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Zolton Desiato, Dead for Tax Reasons 88,200 34
11/10/2005 11:21 AM
Man, kriEa's been feisty lately. Who knew the sight of a GAB cootchie would rile her up so? I like it.
Oh, and:
"Whatchoo twattin' 'bout, Waffle?"
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4 votes
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Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/10/2005 11:23 AM
Lately? Where the hell have you been?
Twatwaffle.
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Hilarious
8 votes
4.2
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PrincessBritt: Mostly Harmless 4,730 9
11/10/2005 11:26 AM
Are you crying?
There's no crying in Twatwaffle!
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.7
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Zolton Desiato, Dead for Tax Reasons 88,200 34
11/10/2005 11:27 AM
Yeah, E, but you softened up a bit during your St. Pauli Girl phase.
Also, you didn't use 'twatwaffle' in a sentence, so we cannot award full points.
"Wait, are you... crying? You're crying! There's no crying in twatwaffle!"
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7 votes
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Zolton Desiato, Dead for Tax Reasons 88,200 34
11/10/2005 11:30 AM
Damn responding to ikEar, slowing down my typing! Bitches! Now I've twatwaffled out of order.
"I'm out of twatwaffle? No, you're out of twatwaffle. This whole place is out of twatwaffle!"
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3 votes
3.7
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Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/10/2005 11:31 AM
Yeah, something about the pigtails and knee socks made me feel sweet and innocent. Fortunately I snapped out of that real quick.
Why are there so many,
songs about twatwaffles?
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8 votes
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/10/2005 11:33 AM
I believe the twatwaffles are the future.
Teach them well and let them lead the way.
Show them all the beauty they possess inside.
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8 votes
3.6
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/10/2005 11:34 AM
Two days ago I saw a vehicle that'd haul that twatwaffle. You wanna get out of here? You talk to me.
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6 votes
3.5
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Gorky Thatcher put his weiner in the gravy 41,132 13
11/10/2005 11:44 AM
Titillating
Word
Awakens
Testy
Woman's
Anger-
Fearing
Fatality,
Lawsuit
Expected
Of course, BIG'll be her 'representation' so nothing will come of it it.
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3 votes
3.0
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/10/2005 11:47 AM
Johnnie Cochrane had the Chewbacca defense.
I will have the twatwaffle defense.
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
2.8
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Piquantrax - Cereal Killer 8,691 9
11/10/2005 11:48 AM
TWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!
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4 votes
3.0
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/10/2005 11:49 AM
Regular price. 5 Twats, 5 Twats, 5 Twats.
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11 votes
4.1
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PrincessBritt: Mostly Harmless 4,730 9
11/10/2005 11:49 AM
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my twatwaffle, in this life or the next.
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Chuckleworthy
5 votes
2.8
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Cooterpies Filling 68,758 11
11/10/2005 12:12 PM
Stick it in
Pull it out
The taste is gonna move ya
When ya pop it in your mouth
Twatwaffle is gonna move ya
It chews so soft
It gets right to ya
Its gonna gonna gonna getcha!
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4 votes
3.5
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Phuc 237,919 21
11/10/2005 12:24 PM
Frankly my dear, I don't give a twatwaffle.
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8 votes
4.0
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HartmanTwins - Victim of the Point of View Gun 10,131 10
11/10/2005 12:26 PM
This is your last chance. After this, there is no going back. You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the twatwaffle goes.
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
2.8
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/10/2005 12:27 PM
Franklah, My dear, I don't give a twatwaffle.
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3 votes
3.3
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HartmanTwins - Victim of the Point of View Gun 10,131 10
11/10/2005 12:33 PM
The year 3434 of the Second Age...here follows the account of Isildur, High King of Gondor, and the finding of the ring of power. It shall be an heirloom of my Kingdom...all those who follow in my bloodline shall be bound to its fate, for I will risk no hurt to the ring...it is precious to me, though I buy it with great pain...The marking upon the band begin to fade...the writing which at first was as clear as red flame, has all but disappeared...a secret now that only fire can tell...
Twatwaffle
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9 votes
4.6
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Oliver Chest: Committed to Sparkle Motion 203,475 12
11/10/2005 12:35 PM
What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack and fits on your back?
It's Twatwaffle, Twatwaffle, Twatwaffle!
It's Twatwaffle, Twatwaffle, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's Twatwaffle, Twatwaffle, it's better than bad, it's good!
Everyone wants a Twatwaffle! You're gonna love it, Twatwaffle!
Come on and get your Twatwaffle! Everyone needs a Twatwaffle!
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5 votes
3.6
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Phuc 237,919 21
11/10/2005 12:51 PM
Didn't work for me either, Miracles.
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2 votes
3.0
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Phuc 237,919 21
11/10/2005 12:52 PM
Oops. My bad.
I am Ozymandius--King of Twatwaffles!
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6 votes
3.5
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/10/2005 12:54 PM
It's because Zolton threw it down yesterday.
I was just busting your chops, Phuc.
I mean - your chopsticks.
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5 votes
3.0
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Zolton Desiato, Dead for Tax Reasons 88,200 34
11/10/2005 12:57 PM
Didn't work for me either, Miracles.
That's odd. It did okay at 7:37 pm last night. Maybe the morning crowd is finicky.
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6 votes
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Autra 10,560 11
11/10/2005 12:59 PM
.elffawtawT
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
2.5
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Ortzy 178 8
11/10/2005 01:05 PM
<action>sings
Twatwaffles of the world,
unite and take over.
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7 votes
2.7
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/10/2005 01:24 PM
It's a white people thing, SR.
You wouldn't understand.
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4 votes
3.0
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The Baptist 1,672 8
11/10/2005 01:29 PM
It's all you can eat twatwaffle at Red Lobster tonight, $5.99
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6 votes
3.8
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Who wants to taste my pie? 171,275 14
11/10/2005 01:38 PM
Franklah, My dear, I don't give a twatwaffle.
Oh and the ever so popular:
You had me at twatwaffle.
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5 votes
3.0
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Cooterpies Filling 68,758 11
11/10/2005 01:52 PM
<action>in his best Jack Nicholson voice</action>
HEEEEEEEEEEER"S TWATWAFFLE!
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Chuckleworthy
5 votes
2.0
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Sausageboy 15,703 0
11/10/2005 01:52 PM
After careful review of this thread of 420+ posts, I have come to a conclusion.
It's gone to the twatwaffles.
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10 votes
4.0
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Chris Garrett 86,932 12
11/10/2005 03:04 PM
You know what they call a Quarter-Pounder with Cheese, in Paris?
Twatwaffle with cheese.
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6 votes
3.7
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Cooterpies Filling 68,758 11
11/10/2005 03:06 PM
Chuuuck -E- Cheeses ! Where a kid can be a twatwaffle!
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5 votes
3.0
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Phuc 237,919 21
11/10/2005 03:08 PM
How am I funny, like a twatwaffle? What is so funny about me? What the Frost is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny.
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6 votes
3.0
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Phuc 237,919 21
11/10/2005 03:10 PM
You have offended my twatwaffle and you have offended the Shaolin Temple.
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8 votes
3.5
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Phuc 237,919 21
11/10/2005 03:12 PM
You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... twatwaffles.
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4 votes
2.5
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Sausageboy 15,703 0
11/10/2005 03:16 PM
Phuc is multiposting in hopes of more twatwaffles.
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
2.5
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Sausageboy 15,703 0
11/10/2005 03:21 PM
The mystery orb filler with smoother your orbs with orb filling twatwaffles if you review the Life and times of twatwaffle jones.
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Hilarious
10 votes
4.0
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Phuc 237,919 21
11/10/2005 03:24 PM
<action>swears this is the last</action>Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Twatwaffle, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
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Funny
7 votes
3.6
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Cooterpies Filling 68,758 11
11/10/2005 03:29 PM
"Use the twatwaffle luke!"
"Help me twatwaffle, your my only hope!"
"LUKE! I AM YOUR TWATWAFFLE!"
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Hilarious
8 votes
4.1
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Who wants to taste my pie? 171,275 14
11/10/2005 03:40 PM
TWATWAFFLE ALL NIGHT SLEEP ALL DAY!
Everybody sing it!
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Funny
3 votes
3.0
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Sausageboy 15,703 0
11/10/2005 03:54 PM
Sorry, I was examining Jilly's Twatwaffle and this looks serious.
Paging: Dr. PhrucRrraffle...
Paging: Prof. Nutwaffle...
Paging: Mr. Sirwaffletwat...
Paging: ............. err, really????????? OK...........
BRB........
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Hilarious
12 votes
4.0
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Loverly Lila 78,555 13
11/10/2005 04:32 PM
(Hopefully not done)
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
Schlemeel, schlemazel, twatwaffle incorporated!
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Funny
9 votes
3.5
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/10/2005 06:25 PM
I'ma ge-ge-get you drunk. Get you love drunk off my twatwaffle.
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Funny
5 votes
3.6
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SweetPotatoBritches 3,351 8
11/10/2005 06:27 PM
Hi, my name is Twatwaffle, and I'm an addict/alcoholic.
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Amusing
4 votes
1.5
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Ureathra K. TwatWaffle 15,437 9
11/14/2005 05:23 PM
I HOPE you are all amused with yourselves!
I will have you know that the combined Wisconsin TwatWaffles are MORTIFIED!!!
We have a proud tradition around the TwatWaffle ranch, and are quite proud of the TwatWaffle name. So proud in fact, as to put the TwatWaffle name on our fine meat products. TwatWaffle Meats are a standard of excelence thru-out the county of TwatWaffle, Wisconsin.
Why, I wish you could see all the little Twatwaffles, crying their little TwatWaffle tears, all because some miscreants find the TwatWaffle name amusing.
I feel that each and every one of you degraded "comediants", owe me and my husband, Pernium T. TwatWaffle, and all of our little TwatWaffle children an apology.
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Funny
4 votes
3.2
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lupience, forgot the Gizzard pouch again 26,981 11
11/14/2005 05:33 PM
OOey, gooey rich and chewy inside.
Golden flaky tender cakey outside.
You wrap the inside in the outside and it's just pure awful-
It's the big-Twat. Waffle!!!!
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Hilarious
4 votes
4.0
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Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/14/2005 05:39 PM
Say it in the voice of the Church Lady...
"Weeellll, Isn't that Twatwaffle."
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Amusing
2 votes
1.0
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Uh-oh Army 710 0
11/17/2005 06:43 PM
Who the heck is Jilly?
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Hilarious
3 votes
4.0
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gobble gobble...It's Dinky time 413 7
11/17/2005 07:03 PM
How can we miss her if she won't Frost-ing go away?
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0 votes
0.0
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Darrin 21,346 0
03/07/2006 07:19 PM
Bump for TTJ.
This is what I was talkin' about!
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Funny
3 votes
3.0
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Fratberry 283,018 53
03/08/2006 12:01 AM
I Shakespeare twatwaffles. Grab a spoon.
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0 votes
0.0
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Can o' Slick 564 8
03/08/2006 01:06 AM
Hope Jilly comes back so she can absorb all the n00b hate and I can hang out with all those cool gals and dudes...
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Side-splitting
4 votes
5.0
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Phuc 237,919 21
03/08/2006 08:56 AM
The way your dad looked at it, this twatwaffle was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this twatwaffle up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the twatwaffle. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the twatwaffle to you.
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Side-splitting
2 votes
5.0
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Phuc 237,919 21
03/08/2006 10:35 AM
Mr. Kane was a man who got everything he wanted and then lost it. Maybe Twatwaffle was something he couldn't get, or something he lost. Anyway, it wouldn't have explained anything... I don't think any word can explain a man's life. No, I guess Twatwaffle is just a... piece in a jigsaw puzzle... a missing piece.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.5
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Phuc 237,919 21
06/09/2006 08:51 AM
I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Twatwaffle. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh.
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0 votes
0.0
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Phuc 237,919 21
06/09/2006 08:51 AM
Oh.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Chance- This IS a Toy! 171,275 14
06/23/2006 05:15 PM
<action> Calls Phuc and screams TWATWAFFLE!!!!</action>
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.5
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MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
07/16/2006 02:33 PM
Attention!
Those of you with dialup;
Have just been TWATWAFFLED!
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Amusing
1 votes
1.0
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POP goes the Midgets 96,092 48
07/16/2006 02:41 PM
Damnit, I mean Twatwaffle!!
I have dialup and this makes it run much faster.
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0 votes
0.0
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Lila Drinks Pepsi 78,555 13
07/17/2006 01:34 PM
One thing is certain - I start funny threads.
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