dropkick brody: totally unarmed 43,090 12
11/09/2005 07:19 PM

We have a packet of rolls here called 'Belfast baps.'



If my boobs were in the album I would so have submmitted the picture of the Belfast baps.



I guess it's not to be.

PeeWee: Sticking his dick in the mashed potatoes 4,624 8
11/09/2005 07:22 PM

We have a packet of rolls here called 'Belfast baps.'



That looks like English, but it makes no sense.

Oliver Chest: Committed to Sparkle Motion 203,475 12
11/09/2005 07:24 PM

You have until 4pm PST tomorrow, Brody.

dropkick brody: totally unarmed 43,090 12
11/09/2005 07:25 PM

It's Northern Irish, duh.



Ahem. It's late and I have lost all sentence making skillz.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/09/2005 07:26 PM

Silly Greenwhich Mean Time.

PeeWee: Sticking his dick in the mashed potatoes 4,624 8
11/09/2005 07:27 PM

It's Northern Irish, duh.



Shouldn't there be more "ayes" and "lucky charms" in your sentances?

dropkick brody: totally unarmed 43,090 12
11/09/2005 07:28 PM

Drink.



Feck.



GIRLS!

PeeWee: Sticking his dick in the mashed potatoes 4,624 8
11/09/2005 07:28 PM

Congrats Ollie!



You just made the 60,000 gab thread.

dropkick brody: totally unarmed 43,090 12
11/09/2005 07:30 PM

Don't the threads only start from thread 17?



Or did I just totally make that up?

Oliver Chest: Committed to Sparkle Motion 203,475 12
11/09/2005 07:31 PM

Holy Shakespeare! Do I get a dead baby or something?

PeeWee: Sticking his dick in the mashed potatoes 4,624 8
11/09/2005 07:32 PM

<action>strokes Brody's head gently</action>

It's ok my little snowflake, thinkin's hard work.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/09/2005 07:38 PM

Peewee, try putting in thread number 1...see what happens.

Diana Matronic 57,835 108
11/09/2005 08:57 PM

So we're supposed to post them here, instead of in the other thread?

PeeWee: Sticking his dick in the mashed potatoes 4,624 8
11/09/2005 09:06 PM

Try putting in thread number 2...



Hint! Abe makes an appearance there



Technically, early threads fall under Gab 1.0 (Teh Begining) so most threads won't show up because they are archi... I've said too much, haven't I.

PeeWee: Sticking his dick in the mashed potatoes 4,624 8
11/09/2005 09:08 PM

<action>sings, badly</action>

Yesterdaaaaay

Seems so faaaar aaaaway

Spicey McHaggis 117,779 37
11/09/2005 09:20 PM

The lovely Miss Underwhere? and I went on a little photo adventure this past weekend. It started early on Saturday after we had some breakfast. Underwhere? got her hair done by the scissor sorceress known as Diana. I followed suit and had Mr. Hargrave take a whack at my curly locks. I walked in and said "Spicey is here!". He took out his appointment book and wrote down my name after the church group he had just serviced. He spelled my name wrong, but at least he pronounced it right. After he was done, I looked in the mirror. My hair was a fright. He didn't charge me, but I surely wasn't going to go out in public like that. So, I put on my somewhat fluorescent sombrero so my Underwhere and I could be on our way on our way, but not before I handed Mr. Hargrave a McRib. I told him to eat plenty of those so he could get BIG and STRONG and maybe be able to control his shears better.



After enduring the hair havoc, we paid Al a visit to pick up some wireless accessories. We thought it would be Fab to spruce up our new accessories with some faux panda fur. We went to Erika for help, but she told us that panda was too expensive for her to carry. She suggested going with lamb or perhaps the baby donkey that was all the rage. We didn't want to follow the crowd, so we declined and left with naked accessories.

Spicey McHaggis 117,779 37
11/09/2005 09:21 PM

We had plenty of more errands to run and didn't think we'd be able manage our time without some help. Undies remembered that we knew a management person who owed us a favor, so we got Mr. Hartman to make us a schedule to follow for the day.



By this time we were getting mightily hungry. Fortunately, the first item on the schedule was lunch. I wanted to visit our friend Captain D and get some hush puppies, but Mr. Hartman knew about Underwhere's aversion to seafood and his schedule suggested getting some nachos at Chili's.



Our bellies suitably sated, Undies and I were ready to get some groceries (never go grocery shopping on an empty stomach). After getting some cash at our bank (member FDIC), we picked up some chickens, a turkey, and some kielbasa. On the way, we saw Sylvester getting drunk with some Mexicans.



Next, we had to go get Oliver's equipment away from Britt and deliver it to Mr. Garrett so he could finish making out pool (along with some other vinyl items that shall not be named). Then I needed to go pick up my tux. On the way to Filly's Tuxedos we saw that Baby Depot was having a storewide clearance sale. We called Millie and gave her a heads up.

Spicey McHaggis 117,779 37
11/09/2005 09:21 PM

We were starting to get hungry again, but there was one more errand on the schedule. Dinesh was moving to a non-pet-friendly apartment complex and needed us to take care of his babies for him. We picked up the cute little kittuns and turtle then went looking for someplace nearby to eat. I saw a place that tickled my fancy, but Undies was skeptical. Still we took a chance and stopped by Da Froggie's. It wasn't bad. It wasn't that great, either.



Well, we had our bellies full again and were taking our new pets home, but there was just one more thing I had to do. I had to get Mavis Beacon to give me some typing pointers so I could type this story faster. She wasn't quite worth the $20. Even if it was the same as in town.

Diana Matronic 57,835 108
11/09/2005 09:26 PM

Damn Spicey, you really want that peanut butter & jelly sandwich, don't you?

Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/09/2005 09:32 PM

Spicey that is awesome.





I wish I didn't run such a crappy establishment though.

RR: all-white breast meat please! 56,688 10
11/09/2005 09:33 PM

Holy Shakespeare Spicey! Kick ASS!

UnderCooked & Watery Green Bean Casserole 101,398 77
11/09/2005 09:36 PM

Hey! He's stealing all my clickies! I took ALL of those photos this past weekend.



I'll admit that for a few of them I was hanging out the car window with his hands around my ankles, but that's nothing new.



So if you're clicking Spicey, you better share some love with me.



</whine>

Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/09/2005 09:38 PM

Undies, your post is useless without photos.



</obligatory>

UnderCooked & Watery Green Bean Casserole 101,398 77
11/09/2005 10:07 PM

Fine. Since Spicey posted all of the pictures that I took for the scavenger hunt, I'll link to the one photo he took this weekend but neglected to add into his story.



I WIN.



NSFW under any circumstances.

Zolton Desiato, Dead for Tax Reasons 88,200 34
11/09/2005 10:12 PM

Damn, UnderWhere. Kudos. Muchos clickies for you.



I even clickied Ekari for goading you into it.



And, like, three posts above her, too. I just... couldn't stop. Wow.

Diana Matronic 57,835 108
11/09/2005 10:13 PM

OH MY GOD. I thought you were going to show your boobs or something.



Why aren't you on the chat?

Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/09/2005 10:14 PM

Oh. My. God.





I didn't realize I was so persuasive.

Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/09/2005 10:14 PM

Heh. My thoughts exactly Di.

Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/09/2005 10:15 PM

Oh and by the way, nice...um...stuff.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/09/2005 10:17 PM

I think I will have roast beef for dinner.

PrincessBritt: Mostly Harmless 4,730 9
11/09/2005 10:17 PM

<action>crosses "see Underwhere's vagina" off of list of "Things I Have Never Done"</action>

RR: all-white breast meat please! 56,688 10
11/09/2005 10:21 PM

Underewhere?! For shame! I can't imagine a person would take a picture of their private parts and then to top it off post it on the internet! Who would do such a thing?!

daisypie esq. 49,378 9
11/09/2005 10:25 PM

Yes, WHO?!



e-mail in profile...

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/09/2005 10:26 PM

I saw something that I don't know if I should have seen...

<action>wanders around thread muttering</action>

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/09/2005 10:29 PM

Not a single Frostin' dog in the entire town, eh?

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/09/2005 10:31 PM

Wait...you're a Republican? I've definitely misread the election literature.

Spicey McHaggis 117,779 37
11/09/2005 10:32 PM

Well, Dogs. We can take pictures tonight. We have until tomorrow to submit them.

Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/09/2005 10:34 PM

Oh I think you've taken enough pictures mister.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/09/2005 10:35 PM

I guess my capcon of that photo would be...









































SUPPLIES!

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/09/2005 10:36 PM

No need. You've got that sammich wrapped up.

Mwahiy 5,425 9
11/09/2005 11:27 PM

We definitely need to create a "Cooter" page in honor of our first submission.

RR: all-white breast meat please! 56,688 10
11/09/2005 11:32 PM

So ZUG can be blocked by nanny-watcher software and less people can GAB from work? No.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/09/2005 11:33 PM

Wait, some people GAB from work? I thought you were all unemployed and independantly wealthy.

daisypie esq. 49,378 9
11/09/2005 11:42 PM

YES, I vote an enthusiastic 3 thumbs up!





Roofie, French Mailman has kindly redressed the issue of 'GAB at work' for all those in need.

RR: all-white breast meat please! 56,688 10
11/09/2005 11:49 PM

Actually I was referring to the domain being blocked due to content. Not a person self-censoring.

Mwahiy 5,425 9
11/09/2005 11:50 PM

How about a "Tits" page then?

RR: all-white breast meat please! 56,688 10
11/09/2005 11:55 PM

Something PG-13? Yeah we can arrange that.

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/10/2005 12:44 AM

If you find a Fratberry somewhere, let me know. Somebody owes me money.

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/10/2005 12:47 AM

Damn brain is in reruns again.

The Mailman craves his daily post fix 176,450 56
11/10/2005 12:49 AM

I'm not sure if this can be considered a serious Scavenger Hunt submission, especially after Spicey's posts, but what the hell, it's Christmas, right? Plus my pictures are of GABbers not covered by Spicey and Underwhere.



1.) I found Neep and Jaggy in my refrigerator



2.) I'm pretty sure that this will remind you of someone

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/10/2005 12:58 AM

<action>wonders if Roofie has any photos like Undies up there</action>

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/10/2005 12:58 AM

*ssshhh, i'm being covert*

Suicide Ranger with Poison Turkey for the Pilgrims 27,937 12
11/10/2005 01:39 AM

Robin told me I had to come away from the TV to see a monumental even in GAB history. I was expecting a death in the world of GAB, instead I witnessed the child-like innocence of GAB become set a blaze, and it ran around for a few seconds, now it is laying on its back dead and smoldering. It smells slightly of fish.

Robin® 14,626 10
11/10/2005 01:41 AM

What he means is "Wow Underwhere!"

RR: all-white breast meat please! 56,688 10
11/10/2005 08:31 AM

Okay I've slept on it and in the light of day my response is still "wow."

Bankey 70,843 10
11/10/2005 08:36 AM

So they found "Lunchbox" too huh?

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/10/2005 08:56 AM

I've slept on it



Is it soft? It is, isn't it? I bet it is.

Oliver Chest: Committed to Sparkle Motion 203,475 12
11/10/2005 11:48 AM

This contest has taken a turn I never would have imagined.

UnderCooked & Watery Green Bean Casserole 101,398 77
11/10/2005 05:11 PM

Ollie - does it curve slightly to the left?

Oliver Chest: Committed to Sparkle Motion 203,475 12
11/10/2005 06:36 PM

Only 27 minutes left for your submissions!

Flanders Fields Sombrero 91,274 10
11/10/2005 06:45 PM

The only Gabber-reminding thing I found was a picture of a dude on a Motorcycle.



He looks IDENTICAL to a mix of Whistler and Chickens.







I sent it to Ditdah in the package.

Oliver Chest: Committed to Sparkle Motion 203,475 12
11/10/2005 07:36 PM

After a close and thorough examination, I have come to a decision.



While Spicey took the most pictures, and took the time to write out a good creative story to go along with the pictures, I have decided that the coveted PB&J Sammich and other random crap award goes to the lovely Ms. Underwhere.



Even though Underwhere submitted only one picture, she was most creative in submitting a picture with not just 2 GABbers represented with herself & Lunchboxx, but upon a close and thorough examination, I happened to notice that there is even a little Spicey in there. (you may want to douche more often, fyi.)



So congrats, Underwhere. Please email me at oliverchest AT gmail DOT cum with your address in order for me to send you the coveted PB&J and other random crap award.



Thanks to all of you that participated. It's been real.



Peace out.

Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/10/2005 07:40 PM

Jeeze, if I knew that all it took to win was a picture of my chooch...

Oliver Chest: Committed to Sparkle Motion 203,475 12
11/10/2005 07:45 PM

I have talked it over with the other judges, and we have decided to allow a late submission from...



*looks at scribbled on piece of paper*



Is that right? Oh, ok. I see.



We will allow a late submission from iEkra.

UnderCooked & Watery Green Bean Casserole 101,398 77
11/10/2005 09:12 PM

Ollie, you've got it backward. Spicey posted the pictures I took, and I posted the pic he took. Using your reasoning, he won - but since we have the same address, I won't quibble. Besides, no matter whose name you write on the envelope, the peanut butter is still going to end up all over my tits.

Humphrey B Bromidic 51,764 12
11/10/2005 09:25 PM

<action>blinks in confusion</action>Surely Underwhere's submissions better represents JK.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
11/10/2005 09:35 PM

He looks IDENTICAL to a mix of Whistler and Chickens.



So he's a neo-con/progressive, Christian/?, chubby/slim (I've been working out, bitches!), really balding/slightly balding, kilt wearing/clog wearing middle-aged dude with a goatee?

























Fag.

datallazn 202 8
11/10/2005 11:35 PM

Jeeze, if I knew that all it took to win was a picture of my chooch...

So I guess I'll keep on, "Wishin', and hopin', and thinkin', and prayin'"

Buy this Phla or I'll kill this book 131,068 34
11/10/2005 11:38 PM

What made you think that was a worthwhile post? Knowing words to girly songs doesn't make you a very good mispelled oriental.

Senior Destructor....OF CRANBERRY SAUCE! 60,724 12
11/10/2005 11:39 PM

Heh. MeanPhla.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
11/10/2005 11:47 PM

Its hilarious, Whistler. He's wearing the same leather jacket as Chickens in his photo album picture.



Ditdah is now obligated to take a picture of it and post it.

datallazn 202 8
11/10/2005 11:49 PM

What made you think that was a worthwhile post?

Probably the same logic behind you thinking that phla makes any kind of sense besides an acronym for Public Health Law Association.



Knowing words to girly songs doesn't make you a very good mispelled oriental.

And what does knowing said girly songs make you, an imaginary Caucasoid?

Senior Destructor....OF CRANBERRY SAUCE! 60,724 12
11/10/2005 11:50 PM

Probably the same logic behind you thinking that phla makes any kind of sense besides an acronym for Public Health Law Association.





You lurked for like 20 seconds, didn't you?

Buy this Phla or I'll kill this book 131,068 34
11/10/2005 11:53 PM

I win. I've decided. You can stop now. Because I win.

datallazn 202 8
11/10/2005 11:53 PM

You lurked for like 20 seconds, didn't you?

Know your enemy better then you know thyself. Quote the Sun Tzu, never more.

Senior Destructor....OF CRANBERRY SAUCE! 60,724 12
11/10/2005 11:55 PM

Dude, the raven quoted "nevermore".



Liar.

Buy this Phla or I'll kill this book 131,068 34
11/10/2005 11:57 PM

That wasn't Sun Tzu. That was that Bartbird on Treehouse of Horror.

datallazn 202 8
11/10/2005 11:57 PM

Damn.