TableTopJane-Ridin' my Jesus horse 173,958 15
11/10/2005 09:41 PM

A bunch of identification that is no longer valid, seeing that I'm in a different state and my last name is no longer Hoover.



A bunch of business cards for places/people in Texas.



Absolutely no money. I mean, not even a penny.



A REALLY old condom that I can't even use because I'm allergic. I got the condom when I was dating a guy with the last name Cykana. That was before the one armed baby, back when I was still doing Rockey on the weekends. Back then, I also had tits that had like a cup size difference between them.



And it also seems I have my certification to give out more info than I really need to.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/10/2005 09:42 PM

Well, at least my wallet is in my purse, not my back pocket. And I just threw his phone number away, so it's not there anymore.



But I'm still pretty sure I'm a lesbian. Well, sort of.

Declan McManus as 'Thack Sweeney.' 131,887 36
11/10/2005 09:42 PM

Last time I knew, here in Ohio you had only thirty days after your birthday to renew your license without having to take the tests again.



Sorry, dear.

Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/10/2005 09:42 PM

I cleaned out my entire wallet to make room for all the wallet size Underwhere Poe pics.

TableTopJane-Ridin' my Jesus horse 173,958 15
11/10/2005 09:43 PM

Oh, JESUS CHRIST, Miracles. Just go get laid already.

TableTopJane-Ridin' my Jesus horse 173,958 15
11/10/2005 09:44 PM

Uh, sorry. I'm feeling angry tonight.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/10/2005 09:44 PM

Nah, I checked - 6 months before I have to take the driving test. I think I have to do the written, though. (What do I do at a red light?)



I didn't even realize it was expired until a week or so ago. Whoops.

Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/10/2005 09:45 PM

Well, Bitch - not all of us have a big, strong donkey laying around for whenever we want to get laid.



Rub it in why don't you?



Yeah, like that, Janey. Rub it - rub it more...mmm.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/10/2005 09:45 PM

Uh, sorry. I'm feeling angry tonight.



Donkey being an ass?









HAHHHAAAHHAaaahhahaaaaaaa...ummm.. I guess I've resorted to 3rd grade humor.

TableTopJane-Ridin' my Jesus horse 173,958 15
11/10/2005 09:46 PM

Holy Shakespeare, I have a big strong Donkey laying around? I better hide it before my husb....



Oh.

Declan McManus as 'Thack Sweeney.' 131,887 36
11/10/2005 09:47 PM

resorted?

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/10/2005 09:48 PM

No, Declan, see normally I'm talking about EATING 3rd graders... now I'm JOKING like a 3rd grader.



I know it's a subtle difference.

Studly McBeefcakes 14,139 11
11/10/2005 09:59 PM

My wallet went through the wash, so at the moment I only have a collection of ID cards, and my eftpos and credit card.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/10/2005 10:01 PM

eftpos?



Do you live in one of those 'furin' countries? Or am I just too stupid to know what this is?

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/10/2005 10:04 PM

Hey! Know what? I read you bio and found out! I am smart.



Sorry - you've been gone a while. I forgotted.

Studly McBeefcakes 14,139 11
11/10/2005 10:04 PM

It stands for Electronic Funds Transfer at Point Of Sale. A bank card to you cray Americans, I guess.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/10/2005 10:07 PM

Did you just call me a super-computer?

When I think about you I touch myself 15,189 12
11/10/2005 10:08 PM

They let lesbians sell Mary Kay?

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/10/2005 10:08 PM

I'm a very girly lesbian.



Wanna buy some eye shadow?

When I think about you I touch myself 15,189 12
11/10/2005 10:10 PM

I still have 50 tons of MK Shakespeare myself. You lasted longer than I did - I quit after about a month.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/10/2005 10:11 PM

Well that was your problem - you were trying to sell the Shakespeare. The face wash sells much better.

AussieSarah 8,390 9
11/10/2005 10:24 PM

168439474363 pennies

Gum - 5 packets

Visa receipt from the bar in Taipei airport

20ish scraps of paper with phone numbers on them

47 photos

5 earrings

3 notepads

4 pens

An MGD bottle cap

25373645 receipts

9 mints

Lighter

5 books of matches

Map of Tauyuan City

7 used phone cards

2 unused phone cards

1 partly used phone card

1 kinko card

Kroger card

Food Lion card

Hotel receipts

Shuttle flier

Licence

Visa card

Money - various currencies

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/10/2005 10:31 PM

Either that's in your purse/bag, or you have one hell of a big ass wallet.

AussieSarah 8,390 9
11/10/2005 10:34 PM

It's half way between a purse and a handbag.

Suicide Ranger with Poison Turkey for the Pilgrims 27,937 12
11/10/2005 10:36 PM

We are really stretching to make an interesting thread here. We should take pictures of the contents of women's pussies purses. All the women must participate. Except for Underwhere, we already know she's got her hands full.

Senior Destructor....OF CRANBERRY SAUCE! 60,724 12
11/10/2005 10:36 PM

Sweet.



This thread caused me to go through my wallet. Among other things, in it I found:







$40 in unused GAP gift certificates



A card for a free teriyaki meal



A card for a free Taco Del Mar burrito



Another free teriyaki card



A free Cold Stone Creation card





Because of this thread, I can now eat for a week.



In thanks, I was going to send you pictures of my penis, Ditdah, but then I remembered you're a lesbian, and probably don't want those. So I deleted them.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/10/2005 10:41 PM

I hate you sometimes SD.

Suicide Ranger with Poison Turkey for the Pilgrims 27,937 12
11/10/2005 10:41 PM

You eat GAP clothing?

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/10/2005 10:42 PM

We just got a Cold Stone Creamery on our block. The GF can't ever remember the name - she calls it "Cream Stone Caudery."



She's odd.

Senior Destructor....OF CRANBERRY SAUCE! 60,724 12
11/10/2005 10:42 PM

Of course!



It's covered in the sweat of nine year old africans!

Suicide Ranger with Poison Turkey for the Pilgrims 27,937 12
11/10/2005 10:46 PM

Wow I can almost taste the Malaria right now.

Chi Chi Felipe: Smells Like Teen Spirit 161,353 14
11/10/2005 10:48 PM

I have a good-luck souvenir thing with a penny in it from 1919 that my great-grandfather bought on a school trip to New York City. It's kind of neat, I guess, if you watch Antiques Roadshow.

Chi Chi Felipe: Smells Like Teen Spirit 161,353 14
11/10/2005 10:50 PM

Oops, correction, it's from Washington D.C. It says "Keep me and you'll never go broke!" Hey, this thing's working! IN YOUR FACE, POOR PEOPLE!

Suicide Ranger with Poison Turkey for the Pilgrims 27,937 12
11/10/2005 10:51 PM

When I first glanced over that post, I thought you said you Rowsahmboed you Grandfather for a penny from 1919.

Robin® 14,626 10
11/11/2005 02:39 AM

Before my wallet walked off Halloween weekend, it had:



1 driver's license- wrong last name wrong address

1 social security card- wrong last name

1 Wells Fargo check card

1 Ulta card

1 Kroger shopper card

1 sears card- expired

1 master card- cancelled

3 Bed bath and beyond gift cards worth $150 combined

1 proof of insurance for car expired

1 picture of SR and I

1 post it note with Father and brother's e-mail addresses

1 spare car key

Assorted buisness cards, mostly for Dallas area

No cash

A fortune that read "Your feet will touch the soil of many countries."

Robin® 14,626 10
11/11/2005 02:40 AM

I carry a purse, but my wallet is usually in my pocket.

Jaggy, rusty DAGGAH OF DEATH 11,895 13
11/11/2005 03:54 AM

One Telecom cellphone topup card. (Used, but it's a Star Trek one.)

School ID cards... years 2001-2005.

Three staff discount cards for Resturant Brands, (KFC, Pizza Hut, Starbucks) two are expired.

A card for free drinks at Subway, expired 31/8/05.

IRD card. (Kind of like social security number, but only for employment/tax purposes. I just realised I have no idea what a social security number is.)

A phone card for Australian pay phones.

Eftpos card. (Or debit card for 'mericans.)

Library card.

Little booklets I got when I opened my two bank accounts.

CPR card. (I know it, but it has reeminders about different numbers of breaths/chest compresions for different sized people etc.)

Bus swipe card thingy.

Book of stamps.

Movie timetable for September 29- October 5th.

23 receipts.

A cheque for $157.40 from the tax department, may have expired.

One movie ticket stub.

14 train ticket stubs.

3 ten trip train passes.

25 cents.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
11/11/2005 05:58 AM

<action>Channels Anthony Michael-Hall</action>





Do you always carry this much Shakespeare in your bag?

JajobaThe1st 308 8
11/11/2005 06:13 AM

In my wallet:



four clothing cards

four credit cards

two bank cards

103 ATM bank slips (I counted)

Around R300 SA Rand...

Some coins



In my handbag:



My wallet.

Some Lactosec

Some Panado's

A packet of Dunhill

A packet of Courtleigh Slims

My weekly vitamin dispenser

One ball point refill

7 pens

1 pencil

A chinese stick for putting your hair up

My ID book

2 purple lighters

1 white lighter

1 black lighter

My sunnies

My car keys

Eye drops

One Syndal

Tooth floss

Dice

Pool cue chalk

A black 8 pool ball

A mirror

Tweezers

Listerene Pocket Pack

A fizz pop Creme Soda lolly pop (sucker)

A hair clip

Two peppermints

A few rands in change

A R20 note

Body Shop perfume oil - vanilla flavoured

My cell phone

A red lighter

My make up bag (contents of which for another day and another thread)

A USB cord

My Canon digital camera

And a name tag from this morning's breakfast do....



Shakespeare!

McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
11/11/2005 06:19 AM

I have one of those metal credit card containers instead of a wallet.

It contains.. Let's see..



A visa credit card.

My driver's licence.

The keycard for work.

A few of my business cards.

Amount of cash: 0.

dropkick brody: totally unarmed 43,090 12
11/11/2005 07:11 AM

My purse is really teeny, so all it has in it is:



A Virgin 'addict' card with four of the stamps stamped.

Top up card

National Insurance card

School Canteen card

Bank card

Electricity card

Mother's Post Office card

A ticket stub from last Saturday

And a few pounds.



My Napoleon Dynamite tin bag has:

A plastic bag (that once contained a sash I made)

A peppermint bun

A malteser bun

My school tie

And my purse

McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
11/11/2005 07:13 AM

A Virgin 'addict' card with four of the stamps stamped.



So, when you get the fifth stamp, does that mean you get a free virgin?

dropkick brody: totally unarmed 43,090 12
11/11/2005 07:18 AM

Nah, you gotta get TEN stamped for that.



The things I do for a free virgin.

McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
11/11/2005 07:46 AM

Nah, you gotta get TEN stamped for that.



The things I do for a free virgin.



Well, you are a gabber after all, my dear.

lupience, forgot the Gizzard pouch again 26,981 11
11/11/2005 08:11 AM

My wallet was stolen a month ago.



Thanks for bringing it up. All the cool Shakespeare I had in it is gone. GONE!

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/11/2005 08:15 AM

Im sorry lupe.



You want all the crap I threw away from mine last night?

lupience, forgot the Gizzard pouch again 26,981 11
11/11/2005 08:16 AM

Please? Everything but CG's phone number.

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
11/11/2005 08:35 AM

In my wallet right now:



3 receipts from the local supermarket

Top up card

Blood donor card

Visa card

Student ID card

35.56 in cash.



In my bag:



Wallet

Letter from my dad

"The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe" book

Linkin Park CD

Headphones

"Interview With The Vampire" book

Keys

"Ghost in the Shell" DVD

2.83 in loose change

Letter from personal tutor

Cigarettes

Lighter.

just turtle (not to be confused with SHT) 42,578 26
11/11/2005 08:44 AM

License

Debit Card

Bank of America Credit Card

Delta Dental Insurance Card

Blue Cross Blue Shield Insurance Card

Blockbuster Rewards Card



and $12



<action>is boring</action>

Piquantrax - Cereal Killer 8,691 9
11/11/2005 08:53 AM

Unlike everyone else who seems to carry the world in their back pockets I have the following in my wallet:

License

2 Condoms

3 business cards

A hotel key from Buenos Aires

My ATH (Puerto Rican ATM)

Who wants to taste my pie? 171,275 14
11/11/2005 09:14 AM

Okay Im going for wallet only because if I had to list the contents of my purse I wouldnt get anything done today.



Paystub

checkbook

picture of my son

Adventure Island 3 dollar gift card

Frequent Buyer Torrid card

Hollywood Nails Card

2 State Farm Insurance cards

Popalock business card

Daycare business card

Busch gardens/ Adventure island Gold 24 month pass

Florida Drivers license with picture of a troll but suspiciously all my information

Aetna insurance card (they suck)

Voters identification card

2 Slave to None Business cards

Fore-Play Video Business Card

CVS Extra Care Card

Mastercard

Visa

Aflac Business Card

Old Florida Drivers License expired 7-9-2005

Olds Florida Identification Card expired 7-9-2002

Keychain with a spare key to my OLD car (WTF)

lip gloss

Old wedding band

about 30 pennies

pen

Old wad of gum wrapper.





Am I exciting or what?

No autographs please.

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/11/2005 09:18 AM

Health Insurance Card

Car Insurance Card

Several Credit Cards

Couple of Receipts

$19

Drivers License

Blood Donor Card

License to Ill

The Baptist 1,672 8
11/11/2005 09:21 AM

License

Credit Card

The Baptist 1,672 8
11/11/2005 09:22 AM

Yeah I have a small wallet.

It's wee.

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
11/11/2005 09:24 AM

Wow. I just realised something, looking at the contents of my bag.



I am a nerd. God help me.





Kill me. Kill me now.

Bankey - witty thanksgiving anecdote 70,843 10
11/11/2005 09:25 AM

-Driver's License

-Auto Insurance Card that expired 4 years ago

-ATM Card

-'Burrito Jones' receipt

-American Express (cause I don't leave home without it yo)

-Staff ID

-'Roly-Poly' free sandwich card that I'll never get to use because the dirty rotten ass-Frosters closed up shop the day after I finally got the 12th Frost-ing stamp. I'm not bitter about it, honestly.

-Elvis Presly Driver's Licence

-List of '101 Girls I'd like to Boink

-Mold

Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/11/2005 03:30 PM

Burrito Jones? heh.

Scorpion is Barely Legal. 4,080 9
11/11/2005 09:51 PM

Enough money for 12 trips into town.

Neep: wants to have sex with Captain Janeway, like 35,066 15
11/12/2005 01:12 AM

I got my wallet back today, so I can participate now! Yay!



Wallet:



16 receipts (1 supermarket, 1 warehouse(kinda like walmart I guess), 2 kodak store, 4 dairy next to school (small grocery store), 3 fish and chip shop, 1 post shop, 1 railway kiosk, 3 cafe).

6 bus tickets

3 10 trip train ticket (used)

12 old train stubs

Assorted old raffle tickets

Bus card

Eftpos card (debit)

Library card

Labour Party membership card

Student ID

Reading cinema loyalty card

Expired card for free drinks at subway

Subclub card

10 admission ticket for local swimming pools (used twice)

$15 in notes ($5 is for the bus driver that lent me money)

$2 coin



Bag:

Sunglasses

Calculus study bool (sticking out because it is too big)

Pencil case (pens, pencils, a rubber (eraser), glue, scissors, short ruler, highlighter, spare pencil leads, spare post-it flags (the highlighter has a dispenser), compass, compass leads, flash cards I made for claculus and chemistry (held with hair ties), paper clip, 2 earrings (matching!)



Graphics calcultor (I love it! It does quadratic and cubic equations for me.)

Various store paper bags and packaging

Moisturiser

Tampons (not needed right now)

Movie ticket stub

Phone

Sharpie

Pencil

Rubber (eraser)

2 small plastic hair ties

1 iceblock (popsicle) stick

1 musli bar

2 musli bar wrappers

A post-it with my name on it

4 bakery receipts (they usually know me well enough to not bother)

1 bus ticket

1 used 10 trip train ticket

1 hair clip (bobbie pin)

1 paper clip

$5 note

$3.75 in change

1 empty lip balm tube

Ticket to my school leavers dinner

Neep: wants to have sex with Captain Janeway, like 35,066 15
11/12/2005 01:17 AM

<action>just carried a lot of crap to the bin and is now tidier and more organised</action>

Mwahiy 5,425 9
11/12/2005 01:54 AM

So...I take it you douched recently?

Neep: wants to have sex with Captain Janeway, like 35,066 15
11/12/2005 02:04 AM

0o.

The MisAdventures of TwatWaffleKielbasa 15,703 0
11/12/2005 05:07 PM

In my wallet right now I have:



A copy of Dit's Diary.

A list of all Dit's former boyfriends.

A picture of 3 barking dogs.

A picture of a black woman with a white dildo strapped on.

A picture of a rental unit full of Mary K products.

A picture of Ollie shagging Phuc.

A note saying "If you find this wallet, please return to Chris Garrett.



>oops<

lupience, forgot the Gizzard pouch again 26,981 11
11/12/2005 05:08 PM

Just my Capitol One card.



What's in YOUR wallet?

lupience, forgot the Gizzard pouch again 26,981 11
11/12/2005 05:09 PM

My last post smelled like squaw piss.



Didn't it SR?

Piquantrax - The Firetruck Hunter 8,691 9
11/12/2005 05:12 PM

A midget who counts my change.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/12/2005 05:39 PM

I know I'm going to regret this...



JK - you're saying (I know it's supposed to be a joke) you have CG's wallet, and it has my diary (what am I - 12?) and a list of my old boyfriends in it? What the hell?



You're just so Frosted up I can even begin to understand...

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/12/2005 05:44 PM

Not to mention all the other stuff referencing me - what's your fascination with me? It's strange.

Piquantrax - The Firetruck Hunter 8,691 9
11/12/2005 05:49 PM

I think he likeesss you...



Johnny and Ditdah sitting in a tree,

G-A-B-B-I-N-G

Another Person 12 7
11/12/2005 06:27 PM

<action>is the new guy on the site</action>i have:

one k-mart employee discount card

one drivers license

one GameStop value card

one JC Penney's Gift card from last x-mas

one insurance card

one social security card which doesnt work cause i dont have a social life...oh...its not that kind of social security?

one little birth certificate thing

and...drum roll please......





ONE WHOLE DOLLAR

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/12/2005 08:41 PM

Piquantrax, you are dead to me now.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
11/12/2005 09:04 PM

A number of years ago, I was suffering from numbness in my right leg. The doctor took a look at my wallet and told me to stop carrying it around in my back pocket. The numbness went away.



I get my wife to pay for a lot of stuff by repeating this story.

Autra 10,560 11
11/13/2005 12:35 PM

Here we go:



Drivers license

VIP pass to some club I'll never go to

Health Insurance Card

Kinko's Card(I think it has like $2 on it)

A card for this limo place that my friend was modeling for

MY old health insurance card(worthless)

Eagle Scout Card(also worthless)

My old Texas A&M id

Punch card from the coffeehouse i live at(4 more, and i get a free one!)

Blockbuster card

Expired drivers license

7 pics of old girlfriends/good female friends

1 pic of my little sisters

11 Zales business cards(mine)

3 pieces of paper with random phone numbers on them, from when my cell died

Condom

12 cards for free access to the internet in my apartment complex(never could get them to work)

Business card from the owner of Mentality Skateboards(met him when i was drunk at some bar I think, I quit skating in 7th grade)

Business card from some gayass insurance salesman

Receipt from the Alcohol Awareness class i had to take(P.I. ticket gotten 44 hours before I turned 21. What fun that was)

Prescription for Ketoprofen that I never filled

Business card for Maura Fortner(model, singer, actress, voice overs - maura_fortner@hotmail.com)

Business card for Houston Associates("The Real Estate Company" real catchy, eh?)

Expired car insurance card





Holy Frost, I need to clean this thing up.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/13/2005 12:59 PM

You work at Zales? As in the jewelry place?



Can you send me something? I like white gold, but I'll go for silver. My birthstone is saphire. And diamonds are always nice, too.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/13/2005 01:02 PM

Ok, I can't believe I even wrote that. I own one - yes, ONE - precious stone. Check out my picture, and you'll see it around my neck. It's the diamond that was in my mother's engagement ring from my father. They got divorced when I was 2, and both re-married when i was young. All 4 parents got together for my 21st and had that necklace made for me.



I have no other 'real' jewelry - I'm not girly enough.

Autra 10,560 11
11/13/2005 01:05 PM

Yes, I work at that Zales.



Yes, I get a 30% employee discount



Yes, if you come have sex with we we might be able to work something out.



::grin::

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/13/2005 01:08 PM

You know, if even one quarter of the people who hit on me on GAB really meant it...

Autra 10,560 11
11/13/2005 01:08 PM

Oh well, such is life.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/13/2005 01:09 PM

Here's my jewelry story:



When we decided to get married, the wife and I went to the Zales in Ann Arbor to buy rings.



As I'm leaning over the counter, I sense a Herb Tarlik-type approaching me. I mean, I can see the white belt in my peripheral vision.



"How can we help you, Mr. Akimbo."



"Well, we are looking for...wait, how did you know my name?"



I look up and it's my best buddy from high school. I haven't seen him pretty much since then. He wanted to study business and I wanted to drink beer and smoke dope.



He sells me our wedding bands at costs, but doesn't come to the wedding.



And I've not seen him again, since.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/13/2005 01:10 PM

You know, if even one quarter of the people who hit on me on GAB really meant it...



It's those of us who don't hit on you that mean it.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/13/2005 01:10 PM

Wait, what?

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/13/2005 01:12 PM

Dogs, I have no idea what you just said. So, pick one:



Thanks cutie!

-or-

Frost off, Dogs.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/13/2005 06:07 PM

Thanks cutie!



Thank you, ma'am, may I have another?

Nathyn: in rehabilitation 0 0
11/13/2005 06:24 PM

I lost my wallet with 100 bucks in it...



no joke, it sucks. cuz I'm like poor

Humphrey B Bromidic 51,764 12
11/13/2005 07:28 PM

1 Visa card

1 Mastercard

1 ATM card

1 Drivers Licence

1 Health Insurance Card

1 NRMA Card (Roadside Assistance)

1 Medicare card

2 Pictures of son # 1

1 Picture of son # 2

2 Pictures of wife

1 Picture of me and wife taken as a wedding in England 8 years ago. We are both a lot slimmer and a lot better looking. We are also very, very drunk.

$45 cash

1 Sydney Ferries ten trip card (3 trips left)

Security card for garage door.

Spare car key

Neep: wants to have sex with Captain Janeway, like 35,066 15
11/13/2005 07:32 PM

You love son #1 more.

Humphrey B Bromidic 51,764 12
11/13/2005 07:53 PM

Yes. Yes I do.

Freeze Dried Instant Mashed Potatoes 10,327 12
11/13/2005 08:01 PM

2 JC Penney Gift cards (worth nothing)

2 business cards for the guy who writes the scripts for my happy pills

1 business card from the local public library

1 discount prescription card

Drivers License

Health Insurance Card

2 Post Office receipts

2 gas receipts

2 ATM withdrawal receipts

5 postal insurance slips

10 Delivery Confirmation Slips from the post office



What? I've been eBaying lately!



1 Sam's Card

1 Chevron Card

1 PayPal Card

1 Kroger Card

1 Blockbuster Card

1 Library Card

$1.00

My brother's business card

A lawyer's business card

claire's card (buy 9 get the 10th free)

CPR Card

Ingle's Advantage card (I've used once)

Damn! Another Blockbuster Card!

QVC Card

Blood Donor Card (I'm A positive, what are you?)

Carlyle and Company Card with my husband's wedding band size on it.

CVS Extra Care Card

Auto Insurance Agent's card (and I'm not sure she still works for the company.)

Buy this Phla or I'll kill this book 131,068 34
11/13/2005 08:08 PM

In my wallet:



a Safeway card

$3.00

a severed finger

pictures of my boobs

a Playstation2

four bottles of girly hard cider

a nickel

the body of Jimmy Hoffa

evidence of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq

a Blockbuster card



It's not like anybody reads these things anyway. (And if someone's tried to pull this joke already, why did you even bother? Nobody reads these things anyway.)