Chris Garrett 86,932 12
11/11/2005 06:54 AM

Happens to me all the time.

Chickens, now with DELICIOUS salmonella 286,539 61
11/11/2005 06:58 AM

I'm sure it does, fuzzy.

Chickens, now with DELICIOUS salmonella 286,539 61
11/11/2005 07:00 AM

You know when you go get a cup o' joe, and you get busy doing something important like working gabbing, and then you absentmindedly reach over and take a deep slug of ice cold sludge?

I HATE that.

Chickens, now with DELICIOUS salmonella 286,539 61
11/11/2005 07:01 AM

Above applies when you left a coffee cup on your desk yesterday, get a new cup this morning, then accidentally reach over and grab yesterday's cup.



I HATE that.

dropkick brody: totally unarmed 43,090 12
11/11/2005 07:06 AM

What about when you're half way out the door and you realise that your bra only has underwiring on one side and that the other boob is totally unsupported.



I HATE that.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
11/11/2005 07:07 AM

<action>Supports Brody's boob</action>

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
11/11/2005 07:08 AM

When you're in jail just for a few hours, for driving with a suspended license, and they take your shoelaces so you don't hang yourself?



I HATE that.

McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
11/11/2005 07:09 AM

Hey, what about when you wake up in a dumpster somewhere on the outskirts of Amsterdam, your ass hurts and there's a strange tattoo below your bellybutton that says "Dirk was here"?

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
11/11/2005 07:10 AM

When you're on top of a girl, pumping her like there was no tomorrow, and just when you're ready to cum, she gets out of the rope, AND sprays you with mace?



I HATE that.

Chickens, now with DELICIOUS salmonella 286,539 61
11/11/2005 07:16 AM

Brody, your post without pictures is meaningless.

Chickens, now with DELICIOUS salmonella 286,539 61
11/11/2005 07:17 AM

and I HATE that.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
11/11/2005 07:25 AM

When you're talking on the radio, on a station called "Oldies 104.3," a station you've been at for almost a year, and you close your break by saying, "Here on XL-92," a crosstown station I haven't worked at in 2 and a half YEARS!



I HATE that.

Nice Guy Eddy 139 9
11/11/2005 07:44 AM

You know when you want to make sweet love to your girlfriend doing it doggy-style but it's to dark in the room so you end up Frost-ing her in the ass instead...

I HATE that.









Ok, that's a lie.I really enjoy it.

Declan McManus as 'Thack Sweeney.' 131,887 36
11/11/2005 07:44 AM

Whoops.





At least you didn't do a commercial for "the best in bread."

just turtle (not to be confused with SHT) 42,578 26
11/11/2005 07:49 AM

I hate the fact that I like ice coffee and I like hot coffee, but the thought of hot coffee that has gone cold repulses me.



I alos hate that I am a neat freak, but also way to lazy to do anything about it.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
11/11/2005 07:49 AM

Yea, Nice Guy Eddie, they take off out of the blocks like Carl Lewis.

lupience, forgot the Gizzard pouch again 26,981 11
11/11/2005 08:07 AM

You know when you're planting some rare imported iris rhisomes, and there's a stow-away freaky spider in the packing material that bites you in the leg so is swells up to be the size of a large tree, and you spend 5 hours in the ER while all the doctors and some of the janitors scratch their heads in wonder never having seen that before?



I HATE that.

lupience, forgot the Gizzard pouch again 26,981 11
11/11/2005 08:40 AM

You know when you're using Mr. Buzzy and the batteries start running low, and the buzz is just enough to keep you interested, but not enough to bring you all the way there?



I HATE that.







So I'm looking to buy one of these

<safe>

Bonky 75,733 15
11/11/2005 08:42 AM

You know when someone lies about being dead and they aren't really dead, but you wish they were dead . . . I hate cauliflower!

Brer Chickens and the Tarbaby 286,539 61
11/11/2005 08:42 AM

Lupence, your post ,without pictures, is *BLAMO*

Brer Chickens and the Tarbaby 286,539 61
11/11/2005 08:48 AM

Holy crap. I was the first one in the office, so given fifteen mintutes with no one to offend, I naturally reach over for my bagpipe chanter for a little practice time. And when I say reach over for my bagpipe chanter for a little practice time, I actually mean reach over for my bagpipe chanter for a little practice time, not that other thing you freaks naturally thought of.



Anyhoo, I finally hear someone entering the building, so I sets the chanter aside and dial a customer to let him know his paperwork is in the mail.



Then I completely forget all that I'm doing and reach over absentmindedly and start playing the chanter again. Next thing I know I hear a voice coming over my speakerphone going, "Hello? Is there anyone there?"



"Um, right, Mr. Smith, Chickens here. Your paperwork is in the mail. Please mail me your life savings."



"What was that sound? I was hearing terrible buzzing noises. Are you on a cell phone?"



"Ummm, no, they must be working on the lines."



I HATE that.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/11/2005 08:50 AM

What is a 'chanter?'

lupience, forgot the Gizzard pouch again 26,981 11
11/11/2005 08:52 AM

Maybe these guys know. They helped me.

>*<

Brer Chickens and the Tarbaby 286,539 61
11/11/2005 08:53 AM

The business end of a bagpipe, or what your practice on when you don't want the full size and sound of the pipes. Thing reed driven recorder.

RR: all-white breast meat please! 56,688 10
11/11/2005 08:53 AM

That is the fourth "anyhoo/anywho" variant I've seen this morning and I'm praying it isn't catching on because it's almost as bad as emoticons.

Brer Chickens and the Tarbaby 286,539 61
11/11/2005 08:56 AM

Bagpipe



Bagpipe chanter

The Baptist 1,672 8
11/11/2005 08:57 AM

No disrespect, but I hate the bagpipes.

Brer Chickens and the Tarbaby 286,539 61
11/11/2005 09:03 AM

Don't brag about your classlessness.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
11/11/2005 09:04 AM

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?







Even THEY'RE trying to get away from the sound.

The Baptist 1,672 8
11/11/2005 09:06 AM

No , seriously, I can certainly appreciate the time and talent that a person must have to play the bagpipes... I just don't really care for the sound.















Although you were right about the classlessness... I am pretty white trash.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/11/2005 09:08 AM

No wonder the chanter was noisy - it has a kid wrapped around it!

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
11/11/2005 09:12 AM

Chix, we have something in common.





There's been a time or two when I play my skinflute in MY office.

Brer Chickens and the Tarbaby 286,539 61
11/11/2005 09:27 AM

You are SUCH a fag.

TableTopJane-Ridin' my Jesus horse 173,958 15
11/11/2005 09:47 AM

I for one LOVE the pipes. And a man who knows how to play the pipes.



You have to love a man who can blow, finger and squeeze all at the same time.

McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
11/11/2005 09:51 AM

You have to love a man who can blow, finger and squeeze all at the same time.



I, for one, tend not to appreciate the blowing skills of a man very much.

Brer Chickens and the Tarbaby 286,539 61
11/11/2005 10:29 AM

Yeah. Right.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
11/11/2005 10:37 AM

I call fat daughter. Chickens has only slightly more need for shampoo than Donk.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
11/11/2005 10:39 AM

Also, real men play the bagpipes without blowing.

Brer Chickens and the Tarbaby 286,539 61
11/11/2005 10:42 AM

Shaddup, Mr. Phallic symbol in your mouth guy.

Freeze Dried Instant Mashed Potatoes 10,327 12
11/11/2005 11:13 AM

Whomever made the comment about the battery in the vibrator dying just as you're getting "interested"...I so know what you mean.