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If you had to change something about yourself...
A comedy conversation by The Baptist 1,672 8
11/11/2005 09:02 PM 61 views

Probably my enormous penis.

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If you had to change something about yourself...

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(Funniest: The MisAdventures of TwatWaffleKielbasa,The Baptist,lupience, forgot the Gizzard pouch again)


Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1337041
The Baptist 1,672 8
11/11/2005 09:02 PM

It's so big it sometimes hurts.

 

Hilarious 11 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1337042
Senior Destructor....OF CRANBERRY SAUCE! 60,724 12
11/11/2005 09:03 PM

The fact that I was stupid enough to open this thread, you unfunny Frosttard.

 

Side-splitting 4 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1337043
The Baptist 1,672 8
11/11/2005 09:06 PM

Wow! And you're polite too, I bet you're a big hit with the ladies.

 

Hilarious 14 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1337044
Senior Destructor....OF CRANBERRY SAUCE! 60,724 12
11/11/2005 09:07 PM

Well, yeah.



But that's because of my enormous penis.

 

Funny 7 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1337046
Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/11/2005 09:08 PM

I wish I was a baller.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1337047
The Baptist 1,672 8
11/11/2005 09:08 PM

I bet that makes for a great pickup line.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1337048
Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/11/2005 09:08 PM

Oh scratch that. I just wish I was a little bit taller.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1337053
McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
11/11/2005 09:14 PM

I wish I had a girl who looked good.

I would call her.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1337054
The Baptist 1,672 8
11/11/2005 09:16 PM

Erika is cute, call her. Or I'm cute if that's your thing.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1337060
lupience, forgot the Gizzard pouch again 26,981 11
11/11/2005 09:22 PM

I would be able to fulfill any request for any song ever recorded.





...but then I'd need Chix' 7 million dollars.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1337062
McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
11/11/2005 09:24 PM

Funny, because I almost have them all by now. Well, all the good ones at least. And the stuff by my bands.

 

Chuckleworthy 4 votes 2.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1337063
Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/11/2005 09:24 PM

McPants, you can call me, if you have a '64 Impala.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1337064
The Baptist 1,672 8
11/11/2005 09:24 PM

I'd start being funny.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1337068
lupience, forgot the Gizzard pouch again 26,981 11
11/11/2005 09:27 PM



McPants, you can call me, if you have a '64 Impala.




...or a 1976 Monte Carlo, Landau, Ragtop, Red&white.



No reason.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1337070
McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
11/11/2005 09:29 PM

<action>has no '64 Impala.</action>Hey Keira, at least I've got a rabbit in a hat.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1337076
Erika of Magrathea 76,152 9
11/11/2005 09:33 PM

With a bat?!

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1337078
lupience, forgot the Gizzard pouch again 26,981 11
11/11/2005 09:34 PM

Ignore McPants. If it's not a Volvo, he has no idea what we mean.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1337080
McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
11/11/2005 09:36 PM

<action>looks down</action>With a bat?!



A big one by the looks of things.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1337082
Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
11/11/2005 09:37 PM

Isn't it hard to have both a Landau and Rag-top on the same vehicle ?

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1337083
lupience, forgot the Gizzard pouch again 26,981 11
11/11/2005 09:40 PM

Isn't it hard to have both a Landau and Rag-top on the same vehicle ?



Shut up.

I get confused at my age.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1337390
The MisAdventures of TwatWaffleKielbasa 15,703 0
11/12/2005 04:36 PM

CHANGE? Do I look like a Chameleon?

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1337394
Suicide Ranger with Poison Turkey for the Pilgrims 27,937 12
11/12/2005 04:40 PM

Id lurn 2 spel