Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/15/2005 11:22 PM

Try House of Bugs, they are nicer.

Senior Destructor....OF CRANBERRY SAUCE! 60,724 12
11/15/2005 11:22 PM

Holy. Crap.





It's Jilly II!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/15/2005 11:23 PM

She's from your part of the world, I hold you responsible.

Ashleighster 470 8
11/15/2005 11:23 PM

Do you have no morals whatsoever?

Nathyn: in rehabilitation 0 0
11/15/2005 11:23 PM

Ash, one thing I've learned about GAB.



It is not a place to look for happiness. I posed as a bitch once and they ate her up and spit her out.



It's ruthless only looking for 5-orb clickies.







But you have me, to be there for you. q:-)

Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/15/2005 11:23 PM

Damn it! Are you only starting these retarded threads so your mom will click you?



You need acceptance from your mom that badly?

Senior Destructor....OF CRANBERRY SAUCE! 60,724 12
11/15/2005 11:24 PM

Stupid Frost-ing blank posts.

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 116,988 28
11/15/2005 11:24 PM

Don't take any of it seriously, Ashleigh.



And, no, they don't have any morals.

Senior Destructor....OF CRANBERRY SAUCE! 60,724 12
11/15/2005 11:25 PM

You can't hold us responsible for Oregon, Big. They're like Washington rejects who try and make up for it by not having a sales tax.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/15/2005 11:25 PM

Didn't you see the sign?



Leave your moral and values at the door.





And who are you to question my morals when you were going to send boob pics to people you don't even Frost-ing know. Stupid gutter slut.

Nathyn: in rehabilitation 0 0
11/15/2005 11:25 PM

The only person with morals here is Millie.



No joke, you'll learn to love Millie.

Ashleighster 470 8
11/15/2005 11:26 PM

I thought this site was supposed to be about comedy. There was nothing funny about what was said

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 131,068 34
11/15/2005 11:26 PM

I'm from Jersey! I don't count!

Senior Destructor....OF CRANBERRY SAUCE! 60,724 12
11/15/2005 11:27 PM

Yes there was. Where else you you hear the term "annoying humpstain?"

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/15/2005 11:27 PM

Get in your time machine, go back in time, and kick her mother in the Frost-ing baby carrier.

Senior Destructor....OF CRANBERRY SAUCE! 60,724 12
11/15/2005 11:27 PM

Or ignorant humpstain.



Whatever.

Ashleighster 470 8
11/15/2005 11:28 PM

I think I've already learned.



1. Love Millie

2. Ignore Big



OK.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/15/2005 11:28 PM

Or a debate in favor of post partum abortions.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/15/2005 11:29 PM

Do they have no respect whatsoever for their fellow person?



We have infinite respect for our fellow persons.



That being said, you ain't a person. So, beat it.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/15/2005 11:29 PM

It took you this long?



You are dumber than a Jew walking into an oven.

Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/15/2005 11:29 PM

You haven't learned to shut the Frost up and not start gay threads...



Go home to yah mammy!

Ashleighster 470 8
11/15/2005 11:29 PM

and Nathyn...gotta like him.

RR: all-white breast meat please! 56,688 10
11/15/2005 11:30 PM

See now was that so hard? You just adopted the stance of 30 other people. Fitting in is easy once you go through the hard part. You're no longer a unique and special person. Embrace the thought that everything said on here is the god's honest truth and Millie's the only nice one and BIG is a total Emerson.



baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarf

Senior Destructor....OF CRANBERRY SAUCE! 60,724 12
11/15/2005 11:30 PM

and Nathyn...gotta like him.



Who the hell is this person you keep talking about?

Fartpuppy is not worthwhile 5,142 13
11/15/2005 11:31 PM

Oooh you're gonna need to learn a lot more then that.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/15/2005 11:31 PM

BIG is a total Emerson.





I have no complaint with this comment.

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 116,988 28
11/15/2005 11:32 PM

Thanks, but, Ashleigh, I wouldn't take much of what Nathyn says into account. He isn't exactly the best person to give advice.



You should make your own judgments on people the longer you are here, not rely on someone you don't know.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/15/2005 11:33 PM

Millie hated me, then she met me. Now she really hates me.

Ashleighster 470 8
11/15/2005 11:33 PM

Ok fartpuppy what else I need to konw about you Emersons?

Nathyn: in rehabilitation 0 0
11/15/2005 11:34 PM

what is your myspace Ash?



and yes, this aint a comedy site. Treat it with no respect. like this:



Frost ALL OF YOU mother-FrostING GAY ASS GAB EmersonS WITH LITTLE DICKS THAT ONLY WANNA SEE BITCHES BOOBS SO THEY CAN BEAT OFF TO IT AND THEN SAY THEY LOOK LIKE Shakespeare!!!

datallazn 202 8
11/15/2005 11:35 PM

RR called me an average asian man. On the other hand, Millie is awesome (just don't ask to see her boobs), and the guys are all mad that they have cheetos stains on their favorite star trek t-shirt.

Nathyn: in rehabilitation 0 0
11/15/2005 11:35 PM

they don't like me because of the same reasons they don't like you.



but it's my fault Millie doesn't like me.





Sorry Millie, q:-(

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/15/2005 11:36 PM

Aw, is someone's panties in a bunch?



Ignorant Frost-ing people.



If you don't like the way we play, feel free to leave.

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 131,068 34
11/15/2005 11:36 PM

It's not a tumah.

Senior Destructor....OF CRANBERRY SAUCE! 60,724 12
11/15/2005 11:36 PM

I see John still hasn't responded to my email about the blank posts.



He's forgotten about the little people.

Scorpion is Barely Legal. 4,080 9
11/15/2005 11:36 PM

A please for the sake of all that is good and holy: Lurk. You didn't know what a n00b was, suggesting you didn't lurk. You need to just watch the skip ropes as you attempt the double-dutch before you actually jump in. If you rush in you're just gonna get tangled up in a mess.

Hollis the lumberjack 7,284 14
11/15/2005 11:37 PM

Well, you need to know how to spell "know," how to spell "Ashley," and how to shut your mouth like the snack for your mom Froststain on the shower curtain....yeah.





Don't really know where I was going with that.

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 116,988 28
11/15/2005 11:37 PM

I do not hate BIG (anymore).



Once we met and had sex, we got along a lot better.



Nathyn, stop using those mother-Frosting emoticons.

Nathyn: in rehabilitation 0 0
11/15/2005 11:37 PM

like me

Ashleighster 470 8
11/15/2005 11:37 PM

Do you have myspace Nathyn?

Nathyn: in rehabilitation 0 0
11/15/2005 11:38 PM

Oh sure,



Millie and me just meet, have sex, and everything is just fiiiiiiine and dandy...



q:-P

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/15/2005 11:39 PM

Here's Nathyn's myspace.

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 131,068 34
11/15/2005 11:39 PM

Have you ever been stabbed in the eye with a car?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/15/2005 11:39 PM

So all it took was for me to buy you a drink?

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 116,988 28
11/15/2005 11:40 PM

No. You did apologize, remember?









After we had sex?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/15/2005 11:41 PM

Hey, Ashleightuwrfinfre, how tall are you?

<action>channels Virn</action>

Ashleighster 470 8
11/15/2005 11:41 PM

GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB GAB

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/15/2005 11:41 PM

Well, I had to apologize, you had me chained to the bed and threatened to take my kidney.

Ashleighster 470 8
11/15/2005 11:42 PM

Why do you want to know?

Suzy Gardner's Dad 2,724 8
11/15/2005 11:42 PM

No, no, AShakespeare's



FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/15/2005 11:43 PM

Well, you can answer and find out or start lurking and find out.

Nathyn: in rehabilitation 0 0
11/15/2005 11:44 PM

FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP GAB FAP!!!

Ashleighster 470 8
11/15/2005 11:44 PM

5'7''

Senior Destructor....OF CRANBERRY SAUCE! 60,724 12
11/15/2005 11:44 PM

Ashlhvfcuyvueqrflibu:



Check your email.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/15/2005 11:44 PM

I didn't know they could pile Shakespeare that high.

Fartpuppy is not worthwhile 5,142 13
11/15/2005 11:46 PM

LOUD NOISES!

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 131,068 34
11/15/2005 11:47 PM

C'mon rats! This ship's asinkin'!

Nathyn: in rehabilitation 0 0
11/15/2005 11:47 PM

I'm 5'10"



so I guess Shakespeare can be piled higher

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/15/2005 11:48 PM

Well, it started going downhill went you stopped eating disco fries and started in on that granola diet.

0 0
11/15/2005 11:51 PM

<action>is like yeh</action>

BobJohnson, President of Tralfamadore 178,045 22
11/16/2005 12:04 AM

Welcome to GAB, Ashleighsterasdfasd;w24. Do you like to be peed on? BobJohnson@SpaceAdmiral.com

Nathyn: the GABber 0 0
11/16/2005 12:05 AM

Being peed on doesn't sound fun...

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/16/2005 12:06 AM

You've never met R Kelly.

Nathyn: the GABber 0 0
11/16/2005 12:08 AM

R Kelly aint nothing but a faggot ass nigga. 50 cent is the best

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/16/2005 12:09 AM

Way to articulate an argument.

BobJohnson, President of Tralfamadore 178,045 22
11/16/2005 12:10 AM

Does anyone like to be pooped on? oliverchest@gmail.com

datallazn 202 8
11/16/2005 12:10 AM

You haven't heard? 50 Cent loves Lloyd Banks. G G G GAY-UNIT!

Nathyn: the GABber 0 0
11/16/2005 12:12 AM

that's bullShakespeare



you all are gonna see "get rich or die trying" so don't even argue

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/16/2005 12:14 AM

I didn't realize stupidity was contagious.

Ashleighster 470 8
11/16/2005 12:15 AM

It obviously got to you, didn't it BIG?

Nathyn: the GABber 0 0
11/16/2005 12:16 AM

careful Big,



if you loose your sanity to my stupidness GAB is gonna go crazy

Oliver Chest: Committed to Sparkle Motion 203,475 12
11/16/2005 12:16 AM

I had such high hopes.

Nathyn: the GABber 0 0
11/16/2005 12:16 AM

STARK RAVING MADDNESS!!!

Oliver Chest: Committed to Sparkle Motion 203,475 12
11/16/2005 12:16 AM

And thanks for the email, Bob. I thought you didn't eat corn though?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/16/2005 12:17 AM

Wow, with stellar comebacks like that I don't know if I will be able to stand being here anymore.

Fartpuppy is not worthwhile 5,142 13
11/16/2005 12:18 AM

<action>Feels his IQ dropping even lower then it was by being in this thread.</action>

Nathyn: the GABber 0 0
11/16/2005 12:19 AM

with the name Fartpuppy you have to have a low IQ

datallazn 202 8
11/16/2005 12:20 AM

Can you change the eye next to your name please? It's making us other eyes look bad.

Ashleighster 470 8
11/16/2005 12:21 AM

Spooning Leads To Forking



Careful kids.

Jasco is horribly disfigured for your enjoyment 1,370 9
11/16/2005 12:21 AM

It doesn't look like this thread is going to get any better, I may as well ask; do any of you use Skype? What are your thoughts on it?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/16/2005 12:22 AM

Just wait until Neep shows up and sporks you.

Fartpuppy is not worthwhile 5,142 13
11/16/2005 12:22 AM

Shakespeare, Dickweed here thinks i'm stupid it must be true.

Nathyn: the GABber 0 0
11/16/2005 12:23 AM

<action><--can see you</action>

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
11/16/2005 12:24 AM

While Millie can be very nice, my brother is at least equally as nice. Both can also be cranky at times, though. Girls.

Nathyn: the GABber 0 0
11/16/2005 12:25 AM

true,



Mick



Man



ANUS!!!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/16/2005 12:26 AM

There are certain people that are nice here and certain people that aren't. Most fall in the middle, but all are necessary to keep a balance.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/16/2005 12:26 AM

Who am I kidding, no one here is necessary.

Fartpuppy is not worthwhile 5,142 13
11/16/2005 12:27 AM

Nathyn is part of the balance?

When did that happen?

Ashleighster 470 8
11/16/2005 12:27 AM

Take a spoonful of your own medicine.

Nathyn: the GABber 0 0
11/16/2005 12:28 AM

we all are one



I make everyone else look better





yes, even you fartpuppy

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/16/2005 12:28 AM

Take a spoonful of bleach you useless cum dumpster.

Fartpuppy is not worthwhile 5,142 13
11/16/2005 12:28 AM

Ashleigh you're not exactly helping yourself out here.



Sure we're a bunch of cruel Emersons but there are some good ones in the mix.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
11/16/2005 12:31 AM

Nathan, I want to thank you for coming up with that whole "Mc Man Anus" thing. No one on GAB or HoB ever came up with it four years ago and it has never been repeated 84 times by stupid n00bs who can't believe how clever they are and it is just sooooooooooooooooo hilarious.

Jasco is horribly disfigured for your enjoyment 1,370 9
11/16/2005 12:33 AM

C'mon, forget these douches, I want to know your opinions on Skype dammit.

Nathyn: the GABber 0 0
11/16/2005 12:35 AM

oh, sorry



you don't know how hard it is just to hold it in though



Mc-





must control my self



MAN!!!







no, I will not do it!









































aw Frost it...



































ANUS!!!

Armored 3,923 8
11/16/2005 01:22 AM

This is the worst thread ever created in the history of ZUG.



I read the first three posts, vomited in my mouth, tried to continue on and very nearly had a heart arythmia due to the level of utter stupidity running rampant through these posts.



Thank you to the veterans who forever come up with new and exciting terms to label these Frost-ing non-lurking douche-queens. I salute you.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/16/2005 01:23 AM

I do what I can.

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 131,068 34
11/16/2005 01:25 AM

Meh, I've seen bigger.

Armored 3,923 8
11/16/2005 01:26 AM

Stupid gutter slut.



Bravo.

OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
11/16/2005 01:45 AM

I think I'm going to shut the garage door, seal all the vents, turn on the car, and go to sleep.



This thread is that bad.

OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
11/16/2005 01:47 AM

Oh... and Nathyn. Why don't you do the same thing? Feel free to take the new kid with you.

Grapelicious 407 7
11/16/2005 01:50 AM

I thought this site was supposed to be about comedy. There was nothing funny about what was said



Well, someone called you a gutter slut. I laughed at that.

Nathyn: the GABber 0 0
11/16/2005 02:09 AM

Yup, this thread sucks.

Dress Your McRib in Corduroy and Denim 13,155 9
11/16/2005 02:11 AM

Say it ain't so!

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 131,068 34
11/16/2005 02:15 AM

Missister Grapes,



You have made me laugh a few times. This is not an adoption proposal, but at least you are not dead to me.



Hugs and crap,

Phla

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/16/2005 02:17 AM

Phla's got a n00b crush.



Since its Grape, is it a Grape Crush?



If you like Grape Crush, are you black?

Nathyn: the GABber 0 0
11/16/2005 02:18 AM

Sorry Big,



but that was worse than I could of come up with.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/16/2005 02:19 AM

Meh.

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 131,068 34
11/16/2005 02:20 AM

Orange Crush was a weekend where all little white girls were supposed to stay away from the beach, because someone would probably force us to never turn back.

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 131,068 34
11/16/2005 02:21 AM

Know what I mean, know what I mean? Wink wink, nudge nudge?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/16/2005 02:22 AM

So you spent the weekend sticking your ass in old people's faces insead?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/16/2005 02:22 AM

I lost my Phla to English dictionary, can I borrow someone's?

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 131,068 34
11/16/2005 02:23 AM

Who told you?!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/16/2005 02:25 AM

Your left-handed penguin, the one with the limp, he stopped by the other day. He is a chatty fellow after a few shots of snozzberry brandy.

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 131,068 34
11/16/2005 02:25 AM

I do not go to English. English goes to me.

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 131,068 34
11/16/2005 02:26 AM

No, that's Bonkish. Next chapter.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/16/2005 02:26 AM

By bus, plane, car or unicycle.

Dress Your McRib in Corduroy and Denim 13,155 9
11/16/2005 02:27 AM

Phla's penguin should be the official GAB mascot.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/16/2005 02:28 AM

Chapter 42J33: Diners and the benefit of condiments

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 131,068 34
11/16/2005 02:28 AM

ra-rf

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/16/2005 02:30 AM

Subtract the r, carry the 7...divide by the gravitional pull of a mouse fart in a conga line travelling backwards...um, the answer is lime jell-o.

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 131,068 34
11/16/2005 02:34 AM

Even I'm confused now.



And that, BIG, is an accomplishment.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/16/2005 02:35 AM

We have gone plaid.

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 131,068 34
11/16/2005 02:36 AM

Because good is dumb.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/16/2005 02:37 AM

Yet strangly enough, the reverse of that isn't true.

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 131,068 34
11/16/2005 02:38 AM

Notbecause bad isn't smart?

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 131,068 34
11/16/2005 02:40 AM

That's it. I've gone retarded.





Well... more retarded.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/16/2005 02:40 AM

.bmud si doog esuaceB

Dress Your McRib in Corduroy and Denim 13,155 9
11/16/2005 02:41 AM

Dumb is free on Thursday during local business hours.

Senior Destructor....OF CRANBERRY SAUCE! 60,724 12
11/16/2005 02:42 AM

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/16/2005 02:43 AM

Its like we played a whole lot of games from an Iron Hills schedule and now we are playing out of conference teams.

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 131,068 34
11/16/2005 02:48 AM

And for no reason at all, the other day I was thinking about how much I hated playing at Livingston.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/16/2005 02:52 AM

Yeah, it must have been tough playing against the other Lawn Ornament throwing teams.

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 131,068 34
11/16/2005 02:53 AM

Grab a plastic flamingo by the neck and it's like flying- HEY, SHADDAP.

Ashleighster 470 8
11/16/2005 02:55 AM

According to a news report, a certain school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the washroom.



That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back.



Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. He called all the girls to the washroom and met them there with the maintenance man. He explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.



To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, he asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.



THE MORAL OF THIS STORY.....



There are teachers, and then there are Educators.

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 131,068 34
11/16/2005 02:55 AM

Hey, you know how tough it is to play soccer while Tony Soprano's sitting in the stands watching you kick his daughter's ass? Not fun, my friend.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/16/2005 02:56 AM

I always hated playing at Roxbury, it always seemed to rain.

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 131,068 34
11/16/2005 02:57 AM

I hated Roxbury because we always seemed to lose.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/16/2005 02:57 AM

Well, at least she was nice enough to take all the

>>>>

>>

>>>>>

>>>>>>>

>>>>

>>>



>>>>>>





out of it.

Senior Destructor....OF CRANBERRY SAUCE! 60,724 12
11/16/2005 02:58 AM

I told you!



Jilly II.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/16/2005 02:58 AM

I hated walking down that damn hill when we played at that silly school in Denville.

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 131,068 34
11/16/2005 02:59 AM

Hold that thought, BIG. I'm busy emailing 5-10 friends in the next five minutes or else I'm going to die of bellybutton cancer.

Senior Destructor....OF CRANBERRY SAUCE! 60,724 12
11/16/2005 03:00 AM

As I read Phla's post, I got an e-mail notification.



Thanks Phla!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/16/2005 03:00 AM

Save the lint, you can add it to the cancer quilt.

Ashleighster 470 8
11/16/2005 03:00 AM

Who is Jilly?

Dress Your McRib in Corduroy and Denim 13,155 9
11/16/2005 03:01 AM

I'll suck the cancer out!

Senior Destructor....OF CRANBERRY SAUCE! 60,724 12
11/16/2005 03:02 AM

Nope. It was THE SAME Frost-ing STORY ASHLHIABVHIJB JUST POSTED, FORWARDED TO MY INBOX BY HER.



And those Frost-ing >>> things were in it this time.

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 131,068 34
11/16/2005 03:03 AM

<action>shoves a straw up myspace's nose</action>



Go to it.

Dress Your McRib in Corduroy and Denim 13,155 9
11/16/2005 03:05 AM

Tastes like chicken.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/16/2005 03:06 AM

Hmmm, when did you stop playing for the Golden Eagles?

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 131,068 34
11/16/2005 03:07 AM

Right a'fore the millenium.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/16/2005 03:08 AM

I finished when the weird Benfatti kid did.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/16/2005 03:08 AM

The younger, not the older.

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 131,068 34
11/16/2005 03:10 AM

That's nuts. This is online made-up world. You're not supposed to know real people.



"Never the twain shall meet" is a load of Shakespeare.

Nathyn: the GABber 0 0
11/16/2005 03:13 AM

This is just a Shakespeareload of GAB Shakespearetiness...

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/16/2005 03:14 AM

Six degrees of GAB is weirder than Bonky on crystal meth.



I need a nap.

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 131,068 34
11/16/2005 03:16 AM

It's a thread called n00bs started by myspace. Nobody in there right mind would look in here.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/16/2005 03:18 AM

This was a great IM conversation, Phla. See you tomorrow. I have to get up for class tomorrow. Don't forget to check the oven before you go to bed.

Nathyn: the GABber 0 0
11/16/2005 03:20 AM

This is like 8 mile

Nathodamus 0 0
08/12/2007 08:59 AM

I get banned, what do I get?
I-I get banned, what do I get? I get it-
I get banned, what do I get?
what-what do I get? what-what do I get? I get it

everybody here would unanimously agree that I suck
I still don't know who bans me, is it Chi-Chi or Phuc?
is it because I posted Andi, or because I'm a schmuck
I guess when it comes to gabbing, I'm Shakespeare out o' luck
but I still don't give up, I don't know why I do what I do
I guess I keep on doing it 'cuz I like screwing with you
to give you that feeling you get from deleting my posts
disappear for half a year, then appear a fleeting ghost
I'm the most def, even though I never get my toes wet
I can't believe this thread hasn't even been closed yet!
Shakespeare I'll give yall my all until the day I have no soul left
I'm such a narc, just search for "I" in here with ctrl+f
blah... I'm so Frost-ing into me I could do this for infinity
actually at least until the day my penis splits in three
I'm a nimble prick, a simple threat with a triple-dick
I'll spread John's salad bowl thick with my venigarette!
smoke on a cigarette, grab your Poe I'ma get it wet
a menace who'd shove a tennis racket up a bitches slit
that's what I am, and if you don't like it you can bite it
proof? my six inch long white dick strongly provides it

Nathodamus 0 0
08/12/2007 08:59 AM

SMYT and STFU I don't have time to talk silly
I'm worse than I was before, what do you want Millie?
yes Phuc, a custom icon is something I'd gladly have
your mere jokes are but vaginal fluid to my maxi pad
I'm super adsorbant, so fresh like a brand new Kotex
ready to lead the n00b army into unorganized protest
just to show them that I'm the God of all that is Gab
since september of '05 I've been striving to get that
but I never will, because it isn't real, what's the deal?
don't even get to offer your final decision an appeal?
no, because you aren't fair, I'm not even really there
I'm just a figment of your imagination gasping for air-
so suck on my bare bones as I dissipate into air alone
I'm always here just underneath a veal within my home
watching you quitely while preparing to strike at thee
I don't even know why I do it, maybe I just like to be-

ba-banned, what do I get?
I-I get banned, what do I get? I get it-
I get banned, what do I get?
what-what do I get? what-what do I get? I get it
banned

again and again. I have so many dead profiles it's unbelieveable... Shakespeare I don't even rember half of em... look me up:

Some moron
GABbing since 2005



I'm Gab bitch!