Jasco is horribly disfigured for your enjoyment 1,370 9
11/16/2005 11:08 PM

Well, you have no choice then, you must enslave them and create an army of mice to do your bidding.

RR: all-white breast meat please! 56,688 10
11/16/2005 11:09 PM

Gross.

Nathyn: the GABber 0 0
11/16/2005 11:10 PM

Big paragraphs...

gwallaia 3,510 12
11/16/2005 11:10 PM

You could always become friends with the mice and give them names like Charlie and Pete. Once they have a name they become your pet and you will grow to love them. Even if they do Shakespeare in the kitchen cabinets.

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 116,988 28
11/16/2005 11:11 PM

It IS gross, Roofie. I know I'm a pig.



My mice-killing cat was named Charlie, so I wouldn't name a mouse that.

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 131,068 34
11/16/2005 11:12 PM

A former landlord of mine had this problem in one of his other houses. He said he was using this humane crap that only dehydrates the mice so they'll leave in search of water, and if your pets get into it, they'll only get thirsty.



Problem was that the mice actually liked the Shakespeare. Ate it up. So then he just set the whole bag out for them and tried to asplode the little Frosters.

Dress Your McRib in Corduroy and Denim 13,155 9
11/16/2005 11:12 PM

The answer is obvious.

Nathyn: the GABber 0 0
11/16/2005 11:13 PM

Life is cruel Millie,



You shouldn't worry for the mice, they're gonna die some day anyway.



Get a cat, you know would love one. So furry and cuddly and soft and they purr too...





And yeh, they eat mice too.

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 131,068 34
11/16/2005 11:16 PM

Do you even know how to read?

Nathyn: the GABber 0 0
11/16/2005 11:17 PM

Maybe...

Jasco is horribly disfigured for your enjoyment 1,370 9
11/16/2005 11:20 PM

Don't forget to wrap them in duct tape, so that they don't explode when you assFrost them.



I mean, so I've heard.

Zolton Desiato, Dead for Tax Reasons 88,200 34
11/16/2005 11:21 PM

That's why I scatter capers all over my kitchen every few weeks.



When I see something vaguely poopish, I can always tell myself it's a caper. And they're pretty big, so the denial works on any animal smaller than a large raccoon. Or a small water buffalo, if you really put your mind to it and believe hard enough.



Problem solved, as long as you don't actually witness a mouse dropping mini-Cosbys off in your sink. You're welcome.

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 116,988 28
11/16/2005 11:22 PM

Zolton, great idea.

Nathyn: the GABber 0 0
11/16/2005 11:23 PM

Yeh, until your house starts to smell like mouse Shakespeare...

RR: all-white breast meat please! 56,688 10
11/16/2005 11:27 PM

any animal smaller than a large raccoon



I did not poop in your kitchen!

Jasco is horribly disfigured for your enjoyment 1,370 9
11/16/2005 11:28 PM

Or... You could leave some buckets of water, brooms and wizard costumes around, wait until night, then voila, instant Fantasia.

Jasco is horribly disfigured for your enjoyment 1,370 9
11/16/2005 11:29 PM

I did not poop in your kitchen!



This time.

Zolton Desiato, Dead for Tax Reasons 88,200 34
11/16/2005 11:29 PM

an always dream, Roofie. I can always dream.



Hey, you like capers, right?

nermal-the world's cutest fabulounik 8,478 12
11/16/2005 11:30 PM

So why can't you just get a cat?



At least then you don't have to feel bad about killing the mice by using traps...just think of them as free entertainment and excercise for your cat.

Zolton Desiato, Dead for Tax Reasons 88,200 34
11/16/2005 11:30 PM

I can also start my posts with an 'I' and a 'c'.



Yes, I can. I'm a big boy now!

Nathyn: the GABber 0 0
11/16/2005 11:31 PM

<action>is creating a mental image is his brain...</action>



Don't forget to wrap them in duct tape, so that they don't explode when you assFrost them.







aw Shakespeare, that looks really bad...

RR: all-white breast meat please! 56,688 10
11/16/2005 11:31 PM

Hey, you like capers, right?



You mean like wacky adventures? I LOVE those! Frost yeah, I'm in!

Nathyn: the GABber 0 0
11/16/2005 11:32 PM

Mice are cute,



Until you see them Shakespeare and pee..

Zolton Desiato, Dead for Tax Reasons 88,200 34
11/16/2005 11:35 PM

Mice are cute,

Until you see them Shakespeare and pee..



I feel the same way about strippers.



Of course with them, you have to pay extra to see that stuff. And they'll almost never do it in your kitchen sink. Bitches.

Humphrey B Bromidic 51,764 12
11/16/2005 11:38 PM

1. Hang a sign over your door that reads 'Millies Mice'.

2. Sell mice's for $1 each.

3. Profit!

4. Send me $2 for each mouse sold.

5. Loss!

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 116,988 28
11/16/2005 11:40 PM

Fabs, I can get a cat. I just haven't done it yet. I had three cats when I left my husband, but he kept them all. I tried to bring the oldest one with me, but he missed the other two.



I guess he missed spitting and hissing at them as they chased him all over the house. Whatever it was, he cried and meowed constantly and wouldn't let me sleep. After about two weeks, I brought him back to my ex.



Now, he runs and hides from me every time I stop by.



It's been easy not to get one because I don't really have anyone to watch it when I'm away from home; I live too far away from my family and I don't trust my neighbors.

gwallaia 3,510 12
11/16/2005 11:41 PM

Sounds like you need a new husband and atleast two more cats.

Suicide Ranger with Poison Turkey for the Pilgrims 27,937 12
11/16/2005 11:42 PM

What you must do is clear, here is a do it yourself film to help you.

Teh Mofopotamus 10,950 10
11/16/2005 11:42 PM

The mice are actually transdimentional sentient beings who are experimenting on you.



When in the hell are they going to come out with rodent AIDS? Those bastards are always screwing. So let them Frost themselves. And I mean that in all possible ambiguity. It'd spread faster than a crackwhore's labia at the sight of a dimebag.

gwallaia 3,510 12
11/16/2005 11:46 PM

That guy reminds me of George McFly.

TK in the Straw 98,000 37
11/16/2005 11:48 PM

My daughter got a Mickey Mouse stuffed toy this weekend, and as soon as she rips off his tail, he'll be Shakespeare-ing out polyfill.

Nathyn: the GABber 0 0
11/16/2005 11:51 PM

Mice are Frost-ing little bastards who should be eliminated from the face of the planet.





...oh Millie, you can keep your mice though...

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/17/2005 12:00 AM

Millie,

I thought your formatting was very nice.



And this has kept my basement rodent free for two years now.

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 116,988 28
11/17/2005 12:10 AM

What is that?



And don't even ask me to come down to your basement and see for myself! I've fallen for that one a few too many times.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/17/2005 12:13 AM

It emits sounds at a frequency that bothers rodents.



I used to find mouse turds on the ledge on one side of my basement, but after putting in two of these (one plugs into the electrical outlet over the washer), I've been turd free for 2 years!

Nathyn: the GABber 0 0
11/17/2005 12:14 AM

Millie, millie, millie...



You aren't that blonde are you...??

Nathyn: the GABber 0 0
11/17/2005 12:15 AM

It emits sounds at a frequency that bothers rodents.



For two years? That has to have some kind of affect on your brain even if you can't conciously hear it...

Dress Your McRib in Corduroy and Denim 13,155 9
11/17/2005 12:18 AM

I wonder if one of those things would work on Nathyn.

Nathyn: the GABber 0 0
11/17/2005 12:19 AM

Yup, why do you think I am the way I am...??

SuGarD - abbreviated for DB optimization 2,724 8
11/17/2005 12:21 AM

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Nathyn: the GABber 0 0
11/17/2005 12:23 AM

AWWWWWWWWWW NAAAAAAAAWWWWWW!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!



going-



re, ree





TAR TAR TAR TAR TAR TAR





blip

Nathyn: the GABber 0 0
11/17/2005 12:23 AM

Nah, I'm just Frost-ing with you.

SuGarD - abbreviated for DB optimization 2,724 8
11/17/2005 12:24 AM

Damn.

Nathyn: the GABber 0 0
11/17/2005 12:26 AM

I know, sucks don't it?

Jasco is horribly disfigured for your enjoyment 1,370 9
11/17/2005 12:28 AM

Poop

Nathyn: the GABber 0 0
11/17/2005 12:29 AM

Okay someone fess up. Who gave me those??^^^

Teh Mofopotamus 10,950 10
11/17/2005 12:31 AM

Who keeps doing the freaking orb thingy? I think this is going to be the best argument to get teh good 'ol pee tubes back. One person couldn't make everything look funny...

Nathyn: the GABber 0 0
11/17/2005 12:35 AM

Is this funny:



pee pee poo poo poo pee poopy pee poopoo popy peepee Poe pop push pee pee pooooo pe peee pee pop poopy and push pee pee???

Zolton Desiato, Dead for Tax Reasons 88,200 34
11/17/2005 12:36 AM

This jackass would be my guess.



When he started, he chose a number for a name. Finally, he switched.



After three posts, he 'threatened' to stomp away and leave forever.



Apparently, after four posts, he's decided to autoclick. Looking at his profile, and seeing he was recently here, he seems a likely culprit.



Cheer up, though; it's got to get better soon. There aren't many stupid mistakes left for him to make.

Nathyn: the GABber 0 0
11/17/2005 12:40 AM

Thank you Zolton. You're a true friend. 5-orb clickies feel like harassment to me.

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 116,988 28
11/17/2005 01:05 AM

I had to clean and scrub my kitchen.



Plus, I'm not having any more food in my house. It's take out all the time now. I'll still be eating mouse turds, but I won't know about it.

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 116,988 28
11/17/2005 01:06 AM

I didn't see any mice or mouse holes. They probably squeezed in from under my basement door. There's a gap there.

Nathyn: the GABber 0 0
11/17/2005 01:22 AM

I didn't need to know any of this sick Shakespeare Millie...

lupience, forgot the Gizzard pouch again 26,981 11
11/17/2005 05:37 AM

Millie- if you don't do something about it soon you will have cute little mice running all over your house. They will get into cute little mouse fights under your cabinets, in your walls and in the stove. They will like the stove. It's warm there. They will make cute little mouse homes in the insulation. When you turn your oven on they will run, some of them giving you cute little mouse dirty looks. When you bake cookies it will smell like mouse poop and pee cookies. The cute little mice will get brave and nibble treats on the corner of your rug and stare at you while you drink your morning coffee.



I've had my share of cute little mice. Catless homes are overrated.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/17/2005 10:17 AM

Nice soliloquy. But the electronic thing doesn't piss on the carpet.

Phuc 237,919 21
11/17/2005 10:23 AM

Millie,



Totally serious--I got a 3 year-old tortoiseshell female shorthair that I want to get rid of. She don't play good with my kid.



Give me a call if you're interested.



If you don't take her, I'm dropping her off the top of the Pru.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/17/2005 10:24 AM

That's just mean Phuc...

















you know Frat will take it.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/17/2005 10:24 AM

When would that be, Phuc?



I've got a video camera and I've not been to Boston in years.

daisypie esq. 49,378 9
11/17/2005 10:47 AM

I'm in, too!



GABBoston Redux: The Cat Prank



Can you plan it for when Ditdah's in town, Phuc?

daisypie esq. 49,378 9
11/17/2005 10:48 AM

...Millie doesn't drink coffee, Lup.

Desparately Sober Chickens 286,539 61
11/17/2005 11:04 AM

Maybe if you weren't such a damn dirty hippy.....

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 116,988 28
11/17/2005 09:51 PM

Phuc, check your e-mail.



I sent you the boob pictures you wanted

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 116,988 28
11/17/2005 09:53 PM

Also, who went click-crazy last night? Someone laughs really easily.

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 116,988 28
11/17/2005 10:20 PM

I'm just bumping stuff.



Don't mind me.

Jasco is horribly disfigured for your enjoyment 1,370 9
11/17/2005 10:27 PM

Nice display of humility Millie, bumping your slovenly ways thread.

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 116,988 28
11/17/2005 10:29 PM

I had to bump something.



Besides, I was trying to get Phuc's attention.

Jasco is horribly disfigured for your enjoyment 1,370 9
11/17/2005 10:32 PM

<action>bats eyelids</action>

Besides, I was trying to get Phuc's attention.

Aren't we all?

eeboney 372 8
11/17/2005 11:00 PM

Good job Millie.

Nathyn: poetry genius 0 0
11/18/2005 04:59 AM

<action>bumping Millie's thread in false hopes of her sending her boob pics to nathyn09@yahoo.com...

lupience, forgot the Gizzard pouch again 26,981 11
11/18/2005 06:27 AM

Fine. Tea.





So you're saying those frequency things really work? I get a cute little mouse problem every winter. I've been using cute little mouse traps.

Nathyn: poetry genius 0 0
11/19/2005 03:52 PM

rebumping Millie's thread in false hopes of her sending her boob pics to nathyn09@yahoo.com...











Please...?

SausageBoy 15,703 0
11/19/2005 03:55 PM

Bump my threads Nathyn and I'll forget I "hate you"

Nathyn: poetry genius 0 0
11/19/2005 03:59 PM

Post links to them. I'm lazy, but I can sure bump a thread.

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 116,988 28
11/19/2005 10:40 PM

I put out mouse traps the day after that post with globs of peanut butter on them.



They have been sitting around. Since that day, I have seen no mice feces and no evidence of mice.



I got the old-fashioned snap traps, based on an informal poll I did at work. I'm used to seeing dead mice, having always had kitties in the past. I'd rather they die quickly then stagger off, poisoned, and die somewhere in my walls and smell the place up.



Anyway, they have not taken the bait and I don't know if they are around.



Someone I work with thought maybe they were just passing through.



Anyway, I think I will adopt a cat on my day off, just in case.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/19/2005 10:48 PM

I'm a big chicken. We have a new development going in next to us, and as a result the displaced rodents are showing up in all our houses. We've caught 5 mice. I bought the snap traps, so they die instantly, but got the ones that you can't see the mice. I'd puke.



So instead, I usually see 2 legs and a tail sticking out the end. UCK.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/20/2005 12:05 AM

I put out mouse traps the day after that post with globs of peanut butter on them.



Millie, what's wrong with you, didn't you watch cartoons as a child?



Cheese, cheese!

daisypie esq. 49,378 9
11/20/2005 12:11 AM

<action>takes Dog's picture</action>

Prof. Fantabulous 19,711 13
11/20/2005 12:13 AM

My sister had to talk to her neighbours to ask them to clean up their very cluttered back yard as she found rats in her window wells, and could only think that there must have been rats nests in all the scrap.

Her neighbours were very embarrassed, and didn't talk to them anymore.



Then one day my sister was visiting me. I had "The Life of Mammals" television show on.

They showed a shot of a star nosed mole.

"That isn't a rat?" my sister asked.

"O Shakespeare, that is what was in our window well."



Then we laughed very heartily because we were all tired, and found humour in all sorts of mundane things.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
11/20/2005 01:33 AM

Someone here told me how to get rid of moles (a family of them had moved into my garage when our stream overflowed its banks).



Radishes.



Somehow, it worked. Radishes scared them away.



Stupid moles.

Nathyn: poetry genius 0 0
11/20/2005 02:43 AM

<action>is refraining from bumping Millie's thread to humping Millie's thread...</action>





still waiting for the boob pics Millie...*





*send to nathyn09@yahoo.com

Nathyn: poetry genius 0 0
11/20/2005 08:39 PM

bumping = boob pics??

Piquantrax - The Firetruck Hunter 8,691 9
11/20/2005 10:21 PM

I have a question, does the 09 in your email mean the year you graduate high school or your actual age?

Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/20/2005 10:23 PM

Nathyn - graduate high school?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 116,988 28
11/21/2005 09:21 PM

Still no mice in evidence.



Maybe it was just a traveling mice party.



(Just a bump).

Brandy Filled Chocolate Yule Log Dipped in EggNogg 56,805 18
12/01/2005 01:53 PM

It's ACME Dissappearing/Reappearing Mouse poop.



Availible at all fine ToonTown stores.

Millie Christmas and a Happy New Year 116,988 28
12/01/2005 09:48 PM

Since that night, there I have not seen any poop or any other signs of mice. The traps remain untouched.



I've kept my kitchen clean, though. Maybe someone planted the poop to teach me a lesson?