Prof. Fantabulous 19,711 13
11/18/2005 09:41 AM

Do you think?



Let's contact HR and see what their view is.

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 131,068 34
11/18/2005 09:41 AM

Thanks, I just had the third one removed.

RR: all-white breast meat please! 56,688 10
11/18/2005 09:43 AM

"I shaved them."





Waitaminute...

Nachos 57,521 23
11/18/2005 09:44 AM

Personally I'd say nothing, get dressed and walk out with a little dignity.

Chickens 286,539 61
11/18/2005 09:45 AM

"They feel different too" *grab her hands and shove them down your cleavage*

Bonky 75,733 15
11/18/2005 09:46 AM

"They had lasik!"

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/18/2005 09:46 AM

Well, there is a little history involved: she and I sort of dated in the past. Not really - it's a long story. But her walking by and saying that, with other people around, was shocking. I don't want to get her fired, I'm just confused.

Gorky Thatcher put his weiner in the gravy 41,132 13
11/18/2005 09:47 AM

I'm just confused.



Go in her office, close the door, kiss her fiercely.



Then have mad hot passionate sex and post about it.

J.W.-with marshmallows on top 24,693 8
11/18/2005 09:47 AM

"Yeah, I had a double masectomy and this is a padded bra."

and then burst into tears.

By the way Prof.s was the BEST.

Bonky 75,733 15
11/18/2005 09:49 AM

You should squeeze one and then the other, go back to the first one . . . think for a few seconds, then squeeze your buttocks and realize you inadvertantly swapped your bra and panties.

















Yeah. I'm not terriby witty . . . but when people who once touched your boobies on occasion stand there as you touch your boobies in front of them, they get fidgety and cotton-mouthy.

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
11/18/2005 09:50 AM

I'm just confused.



You're such a bad lesBLAM!!



Just kidding.



Seriously, that could make the beginning of a super-hot story.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/18/2005 09:50 AM

She never saw them before - except in a bathing suit.

Frogpop - doin' a heck of a job. 173,153 25
11/18/2005 09:53 AM

a bathing suit OF LLLOVE!











I don't know what that means.

VH1's The Best Phla Ever 131,068 34
11/18/2005 09:54 AM

What did the rest of you wear?

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/18/2005 09:54 AM

You drank out of your can again, didn't you Froggie?

turtle10 - the no frills version 42,578 26
11/18/2005 09:57 AM

"I'm pregnant"



"Thanks I just got them cut"



"It smells like vagina in here"

Bonky 75,733 15
11/18/2005 10:06 AM

Summer day, drifting away but oh-oh those summer nights!

dropkick brody: totally unarmed 43,090 12
11/18/2005 10:11 AM

'Thanks, they're new.'



I would have just checked them out to see if they were, in fact, different looking.

Who wants to taste my pie? 171,275 14
11/18/2005 10:19 AM

Wella wellaa wella umph



Tell me more tell me more..

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/18/2005 10:20 AM

Like does he have a car?

Bankey - witty thanksgiving anecdote 70,843 10
11/18/2005 10:21 AM

Hey Chance, your boobs look different too... Did you take the staple remover out?

Chickens 286,539 61
11/18/2005 10:22 AM

Did ja get very far?

turtle10 - the no frills version 42,578 26
11/18/2005 10:23 AM

Does she have a friend?

Who wants to taste my pie? 171,275 14
11/18/2005 10:30 AM

Ahhh Im so glad youve noticed Bankey Boo... They now have 20% more BOUNCE!

NKB_FortyTwo 76,490 10
11/18/2005 10:31 AM

"Well of course they do, it's freezing in here!"

Oliver Chest: Marmalade Dreamer 203,475 12
11/18/2005 10:33 AM

Fart, then sniff the air and say, "Yeah, they smell kinda different today too."



Then stare at her and drool while you scratch your crotch.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/18/2005 10:41 AM

Ollie - I'm a girl. I can't fart on command.

Nestubla 480 7
11/18/2005 10:44 AM

I'm new. Here are my boobs.

SuGarD - abbreviated for DB optimization 2,724 8
11/18/2005 10:49 AM

<serious>

Hate to blow the comedy, but... Dit, I think this is one for the personnel office. Aside from the personal issues normally attributed to people who would do that sort of thing, it's inappropriate. Doesn't sound like you want that in your work environment, anyway.

</serious>

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
11/18/2005 10:50 AM

What a fag.



/Seriously.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/18/2005 10:51 AM

Wow - you ARE new, aren't you?

Who wants to taste my pie? 171,275 14
11/18/2005 10:51 AM

UPTIGHT ALERT! UPTIGHT ALERT!

Who wants to taste my pie? 171,275 14
11/18/2005 10:52 AM

WHAT A DARN MINUTE! WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WITH MY THANKSGIVING NAME STILL?!

Quitters.

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
11/18/2005 10:52 AM

"Please don't touch me there, mister. My mommy told me that it's bad."

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/18/2005 10:54 AM

But your priest said it was okay.

Who wants to taste my pie? 171,275 14
11/18/2005 10:54 AM

<action> touches Mr. Sir there over and over and over and over and over and over and over and up and down and in and out and OH OH LORDY! </action>

Bankey - witty thanksgiving anecdote 70,843 10
11/18/2005 10:56 AM

Hey Chance, why are you stroking Mr Sir's beard?

Who wants to taste my pie? 171,275 14
11/18/2005 10:56 AM

I plea the fifth.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/18/2005 10:56 AM

I never had a Thanksgiving name Chance.

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
11/18/2005 10:57 AM

Chance, if you don't stop touching me, I'll report you to the Zug personnel office.



We don't want that inappropriate behavior here.





























HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!ELEVENTY-FOUR!!!!!

Chance 171,275 14
11/18/2005 10:59 AM

Okay I'll just sit over here and touch myself then. THESE RULES ARE MAKING MY BRAIN HURT!

Bankey - witty thanksgiving anecdote 70,843 10
11/18/2005 11:00 AM

Okay Mr Sir, can you show me on this anotomically correct David Hasselhoff action figure where she touched you? I know this must be difficult for you.

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
11/18/2005 11:02 AM

<action> points towards David Hasselhoff's rigid plastic groin. Then points at the doll's.</action>

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/18/2005 11:03 AM

Bankey, why is the plastic all warped down there?

SuGarD - abbreviated for DB optimization 2,724 8
11/18/2005 11:03 AM

You aren't clicking Nestublah's links, are you? It's a link that gives 5orbs every time it's clicked.

SuGarD - abbreviated for DB optimization 2,724 8
11/18/2005 11:03 AM

I think I'll report that to the moderator.

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
11/18/2005 11:04 AM

Hello, Captain Obvious.



Nice tights.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/18/2005 11:07 AM

We have a moderator?

daisypie esq. 49,378 9
11/18/2005 11:09 AM

This thread is meaningless without before and after pictures, so we can judge for ourselves.

SuGarD - abbreviated for DB optimization 2,724 8
11/18/2005 11:10 AM

No we don't.











Obviously.

Chance 171,275 14
11/18/2005 11:13 AM

I am the moderator. One more wolf cry from you buster and youre outta here. Okay who wants to make out?

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/18/2005 11:13 AM

AHEM!

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
11/18/2005 11:14 AM

You've been coughing alot lately, Dit.



Care for a coughdrop?

Chance 171,275 14
11/18/2005 11:14 AM

Anybody...anybody?

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/18/2005 11:16 AM

That seems like a loaded question Mr. Sir.



But, sure, I'll take a cough drop!

Chance 171,275 14
11/18/2005 11:18 AM

Heh... Drop...Oh Lord am I amused easily today.

Nestubla 480 7
11/18/2005 11:18 AM

I will make out with you.

Here is a picture of my boobies

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/18/2005 11:19 AM

Hey Frosttard - we can see what you are doing. Stop it.

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
11/18/2005 11:19 AM

BAH! dammit. That was supposed to be a Lemondrop.



Oh well.

Chance 171,275 14
11/18/2005 11:19 AM

Frost off. Talk to me again and I'll rip your Frost-ing Coleridge off. I bite.

Chance 171,275 14
11/18/2005 11:20 AM

This is the Ditdah, Sir, & Chance show!

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
11/18/2005 11:20 AM

<action> crosses Chance off of The List</action>

J.W.-with marshmallows on top 24,693 8
11/18/2005 11:21 AM

<serious>

Dit-you should shoot staples at her and put scotch tape on the bottom of her mouse.

<serious>

Chance 171,275 14
11/18/2005 11:21 AM

HEY, I MADE THE LIST MAN!

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
11/18/2005 11:22 AM

Not if you bite.

Bankey - witty thanksgiving anecdote 70,843 10
11/18/2005 11:22 AM

<serious>

Learn proper xml tagging format if you are going to use it in a comedy format.

</serious>

Nestubla 480 7
11/18/2005 11:23 AM

Chance - Without GAB I would die!

- Without my penis I can live!

Nestubla 480 7
11/18/2005 11:23 AM

Provided I could touch your boobs

Chance 171,275 14
11/18/2005 11:23 AM

I only bite if I'm cornered! Its not my fault! The new thing tried to talk to me!



I would never bite the hand that feeds me.

Bankey - witty thanksgiving anecdote 70,843 10
11/18/2005 11:24 AM

Wait, who's using their hand to feed you? They are TOTALLY confused.

Bankey - witty thanksgiving anecdote 70,843 10
11/18/2005 11:26 AM

<action>feeds Chance</action>



Ohhh, yeah...

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/18/2005 11:30 AM

Kool-Aid man?

Chance 171,275 14
11/18/2005 11:30 AM

Gab turned me into a whore.

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
11/18/2005 11:31 AM

What were you before?

Zolton Desiato, Dead for Tax Reasons 88,200 34
11/18/2005 11:32 AM

Kool-Aid man?



Thta doesn't look like Kool-Aid.



But I've never heard of 'Rice Pudding Man', so who knows, really?

Chance 171,275 14
11/18/2005 11:33 AM

<action> Lifts skirt over ass pulls panties down to her knees, bends over and burys face into pillow</action>

I have no fight left in me.

Bankey - witty thanksgiving anecdote 70,843 10
11/18/2005 11:34 AM

I can't imagine how there would be room left for fight considering all the other things we've shoved in you.

Chickens 286,539 61
11/18/2005 11:35 AM

FINALLY!

J.W.-with marshmallows on top 24,693 8
11/18/2005 11:36 AM

<serious>

Learn proper xml tagging format if you are going to use it in a comedy format.

</serious>

It was my shallow attempt at hazing our new N00bie boobie.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/18/2005 11:37 AM

Booby's back!?

SuGarD - abbreviated for DB optimization 2,724 8
11/18/2005 11:37 AM

Try cut-and-paste next time.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/18/2005 11:39 AM

No, just try cutting....







your wrists.

Nestubla 480 7
11/18/2005 11:42 AM

Can I insert THIS?

SuGarD - abbreviated for DB optimization 2,724 8
11/18/2005 11:42 AM

in your ass, you can

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/18/2005 11:43 AM

Oooooh, look a one trick pony.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/18/2005 11:43 AM

Yeah yeah....pot, kettle.

HartmanTwins - Half Bi 10,131 10
11/18/2005 11:48 AM

You called?

Piquantrax - The Firetruck Hunter 8,691 9
11/18/2005 12:25 PM

<action>claps, whistles, and snaps furiously standing in the title</action>Hey, over here. Come back Lassie.

NKB_FortyTwo 76,490 10
11/18/2005 12:56 PM

clev or what?

Gorky Thatcher put his weiner in the gravy 41,132 13
11/18/2005 01:12 PM

The last time padding was almost funny was when I pointed out to the world that Jane made a post that she wished she hadn't and then I linked to Jane's Otto and then Frat linked to my Maha.



Kinky, huh?

NKB_FortyTwo 76,490 10
11/18/2005 01:17 PM

The other place is looking REAL attractive today.

Chance- I'm touching Panties right now. 171,275 14
06/07/2006 03:48 PM

I just want to say, I think I was drugged this day.

Ditdah 123,110 14
06/07/2006 03:57 PM

My god - how did you find this. Chance?



You were Googling "Ditdah boobs" weren't you?

Chance- I'm touching Panties right now. 171,275 14
06/07/2006 03:59 PM

Heh, no actually its one of the top searches under Chance. I have no clue why.

Werehampsta 6,375 8
06/07/2006 03:59 PM

"Maybe they taste different, too. Could you check for me?"