Chance 168,208 11
11/20/2005 12:23 AM

Wow! The Mailman rocks, I hope I get mine soon!

SausageBoy 15,686 0
11/20/2005 12:48 AM

Patiently waiting for pics.

Diana Matronic - Biker Babe Extraordinaire 23,433 15
11/20/2005 07:23 AM

I got mine today too!



I'm #15: How are the "Smurfs" called in French?



(I can just imagine him saying that in his sexy sexy accent)



The answer is Schtroumpfs (so the 15th letter is R).

Ditdah 115,019 10
11/20/2005 07:33 AM

Ok, so we don't get all confused:



_ _ i _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ r





(Cut and paste, people.)

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 107,014 10
11/20/2005 08:34 AM

I got mine today, too.



My question was:



Which French artist painted the Water Lilies?



The answer is: Monet.



I had postcard #8, and the circled letter is O.

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 107,014 10
11/20/2005 08:34 AM

Oops.



_ _ i _ _ _ _ o _ _ _ _ _ _ r

daisypie esq. 49,257 7
11/20/2005 08:39 AM

<action>may be in the wrong thread...</action>Is Paris Burning?

SuGarD - Corned Beef & GABbage 2,704 6
11/20/2005 02:50 PM

Wait. Dit said "i" was 4th so it's:



_ _ _ i _ _ _ o _ _ _ _ _ _ r



Right?

Oliver Chest: Marmalade Dreamer 201,926 7
11/20/2005 03:29 PM

#3 - Bernard HinAult



You figure out where the letter goes. I don't get it.

Oliver Chest: Marmalade Dreamer 201,926 7
11/20/2005 03:31 PM

Oh wait, it makes since now that someone corrected Dit's mistake.



_ _ a i _ _ _ o _ _ _ _ _ _ r

Chance 168,208 11
11/20/2005 07:08 PM

I got postcard #1! It said I got #1 because he wants to suck on my toes. The french are weird.

Anyway lets get to my question.



1. What is the first name of the current french president?



Since Oscar wont fit, Im going to have to say Jacques. Last letter being the key letter.







S _ a i _ _ _ o _ _ _ _ _ _ r

Dogs Akimbo 158,667 11
11/20/2005 07:41 PM

S _ a i _ _ _ o _ _ _ _ _ _ r ?



I don't even know 'r.

Ditdah 115,019 10
11/20/2005 08:32 PM

Yeah, so I can't count.



Ya'll can suck MY toes!

Dogs Akimbo 158,667 11
11/20/2005 09:47 PM

You count where it matters.

Rent the filmusical: Seasons of Phla 103,007 12
11/20/2005 10:04 PM

I wish I could be mean and make up a question with a made up answer with a made up letter to throw in the middle of the Wheel Of Fortune puzzle just to throw everyone off, but I'm only on the first level of hell. The unbaptized children are telling me not to do it.

BobJohnson, President of Tralfamadore 165,461 10
11/20/2005 11:03 PM

Well, la di da. Look at all the Americans bragging about how they get mail delivered on Saturdays. I bet that makes the FrenchMailman feel sad. Way to go, jerks.



Er, what I mean is, I haven't received mine yet. But pay attention to me anyway.

SuGarD - Corned Beef & GABbage 2,704 6
11/21/2005 01:15 AM

Oooh! I got it! I got the password!

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,238 6
11/21/2005 01:18 AM

I hope my postcard arrives soon. But then again, I haven't been to check my post since Thursday, so it could be here already.

The Mailman, posting from France 130,329 14
11/21/2005 01:24 AM

Look at all the Americans bragging about how they get mail delivered on Saturdays. I bet that makes the FrenchMailman feel sad.



The French also get mail delivered on Saturdays. Well, they do when the French mailmen are not on strike. Or when they haven't moved to Canada.



---



I hope my postcard arrives soon. But then again, I haven't been to check my post since Thursday, so it could be here already.



Since you live closest to France, I was expecting you to be the first one to receive your postcard. But if you want to start blaming the mailman for the delay, go ahead. As long as you're blaming the British mailman.



---



Oooh! I got it! I got the password!



Oooh! So do I!

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,238 6
11/21/2005 01:26 AM

I blame the British mailmen. They're sometimes very inefficient. You should give them lessons.

Dogs Akimbo 158,667 11
11/21/2005 01:30 AM

Oooh! I got it! I got the password!



It's Stainpropulster, isn't it? It bet it's Stainpropulster.

Phuc 231,241 13
11/21/2005 01:31 AM

I got my postcard.



#10

Letter is D.



Bon chance, muthFrostaz.

SuGarD - Corned Beef & GABbage 2,704 6
11/21/2005 01:33 AM

Oooh! I got it! I got the password!



Oooh! So do I!



Plus! I'm really excited about it!

The Mailman, posting from France 130,329 14
11/21/2005 01:36 AM

I blame the British mailmen.



Good girl. So Jade, uhh... wanna visit my mail truck?

Jade - Bisexual When Drunk 14,238 6
11/21/2005 01:37 AM

Ooooooh! It's yellow! I like yellow vans.



*climbs in*

SausageBoy 15,686 0
11/21/2005 01:41 AM

I got my postcard.



#10

Letter is D.



Bon chance, muthFrostaz.



Like there id an s on the french/yellow conversion menu.



>eat a stamp<

SuGarD - Corned Beef & GABbage 2,704 6
11/21/2005 01:47 AM

Hooray 18th century pron!

dropkick brody: totally unarmed 41,439 9
11/21/2005 01:52 AM

That's a nice van you got there.



I would totally get in the back of that if you had sweeties.

SausageBoy 15,686 0
11/21/2005 01:56 AM

In honor of "brody's" last post............. I shall now go watch Bengals/Colts game.

Jade - Bisexual When Drunk 14,238 6
11/21/2005 01:57 AM

Hey, Brody! Get in anyway, I could use the company. It's kinda dark and lonely in here...

dropkick brody: totally unarmed 41,439 9
11/21/2005 02:00 AM

<action> reads Jade's name </action> Hey, lets get smashed!

Jade - Bisexual When Drunk 14,238 6
11/21/2005 02:02 AM

Sure. What's your choice of drink, Brody?

daisypie esq. 49,257 7
11/21/2005 02:04 AM

Hey Brody, did you see that nice new picture of Jade in the photo album?

SuGarD - Corned Beef & GABbage 2,704 6
11/21/2005 02:12 AM

Speaking of Jade's pic; where'd the little red foil stars come from?

Jade - Bisexual When Drunk 14,238 6
11/21/2005 02:13 AM

The stars are part of the design on my top.

SuGarD - Corned Beef & GABbage 2,704 6
11/21/2005 02:31 AM

The stars are part of the design on my top.



Ok. I've looked at the photo album 4 or 5 times since the update to put faces with names, and every time I looked at your pic I'd spend 2-3 minutes trying to figure out those stars: "Stray confetti?"; "Crafts with kids? Maybe she's a preschool teacher."



Way to stump the noob.

Ditdah 115,019 10
11/21/2005 02:36 AM

Al is in trouble for not following orders. They're MY orders. DO WHAT I SAY.



S _ a i _ _ _ o _ d _ _ _ _ r

Jade - Bisexual When Drunk 14,238 6
11/21/2005 02:39 AM

SuGarD, here's another picture. I'm the one in the black top standing behind the guy wearing the blue shirt.

SausageBoy 15,686 0
11/21/2005 02:44 AM

Photobucket pics and $22,000 will get you a "custom icon", "aids", and a picture of Millie's tits wrapped in cellophane.

Jade - Bisexual When Drunk 14,238 6
11/21/2005 02:44 AM

Christ, I screwed that up. Here's the picture.

SuGarD - Corned Beef & GABbage 2,704 6
11/21/2005 03:14 AM

Got it! The blue shirt guy made it easy to find. And that desgin makes much more sense now!



Oh, here's why I took so long responding.

Sagely Savant Snork 44,997 8
11/21/2005 03:21 AM

Give soft long, kisses under the Banyan trees should be:



"Likes french-fries"

Sagely Savant Snork 44,997 8
11/21/2005 03:32 AM

Yes, I went there.

The Mailman, posting from France 130,329 14
11/21/2005 03:42 AM

Woah. SugarD is a smart feller!

Prof. Fantabulous 19,577 10
11/21/2005 04:00 AM

I think the worst postal service has to be in the Philippines.

My fiance's sisters were trying to send her something. After a couple of weeks the post office shipped it back to them saying they needed a zip code.

The sisters informed them that it was being to sent to Canada, and showed the postal code. The post office started talking to them like they were retards, and showed them a zip code from a piece of mail being sent to California, insisting that they needed a number that looked like that.

The sisters gave up, and are now sending it to a relative in the states where it will then be mailed to Canada.

Rent the filmusical: Seasons of Phla 103,007 12
11/21/2005 04:56 AM

I bet the package was supposed to be a surprise puppy.



Now it's dead, and we can all thank Canada for that.

Jade - Bisexual When Drunk 14,238 6
11/21/2005 03:58 PM

SuGarD, that is awesome.



To everyone else, I got my postcard this morning. The question was:



Who invented the vaccine against rabies?

Answer: Louis Pasteur.

The postcard is number 6, and the sixth letter of the password is S.

Jade - Bisexual When Drunk 14,238 6
11/21/2005 04:01 PM

S _ a i _ s _ o _ d _ _ _ _ r

Phuc 231,241 13
11/21/2005 07:55 PM

What'd I do, Dit?



Are you just afraid that Bronwyn or whatever her name is will go yellow and never go, uhhhh... back?

PrincessBritt: Mostly Harmless 4,717 7
11/21/2005 07:59 PM

I just got my postcard.



My question was, "In whcih Parisian museum can you see the Mona Lisa?"



The answer is, of course, Louvre



My postcard is #9.



S _ a i _ s _ o r d _ _ _ _ r

Chris Garrett 86,588 7
11/21/2005 08:02 PM

Mine:



Which city hosted the 1992 Winter Olympics?



Albertville, France



I have postcard #11.



So:



S _ a i _ s _ o r d i _ _ _ r

Chris Garrett 86,588 7
11/21/2005 08:03 PM

I GOT IT!



It's "Salisbury Steak!"

Ditdah 115,019 10
11/21/2005 08:04 PM

You spell funny.



Better than smelling funny, I guess.

Ditdah 115,019 10
11/21/2005 08:06 PM

Are you just afraid that Bronwyn or whatever her name is will go yellow and never go, uhhhh... back?



What the hell does this mean?

Phuc 231,241 13
11/21/2005 08:08 PM

I don't know. I've been injecting little air bubbles into my carotid artery and it's making my brain all tingly.

Ditdah 115,019 10
11/21/2005 08:10 PM

Are you referring to my GF? She does think you're cute. If Whistler doesn't take me up on the offer, you can have her.



Then maybe at least one of us will be getting some.

Ditdah 115,019 10
11/21/2005 08:11 PM

Aparently I'm a little hostile today...

nermal-the world's cutest fabulounik 8,441 7
11/22/2005 04:41 AM

Ok so postcard #2 arrived today.



Q: Who was the ruler of France in 1802?



A: Napoleon



First letter was circled so...



S n a i _ s _ o r d i _ _ _ r





PS-Mailman has beautiful penmanship. Very girly as a matter of fact. Just sayin' is all.

Phuc 231,241 13
11/22/2005 04:45 AM

w00t!



Nice pictures, mon ami! I especially dig the three nekkid zaftig young ladies. You got an eye for nice boobs, certainment.

Phuc 231,241 13
11/22/2005 04:46 AM

..and I can't help but think that the password is a nod to me in some way.















































...but probably not.

Oliver Chest: Vagina Monologuer 201,926 7
11/22/2005 04:48 AM

Does McDonalds in France give you diarrhea also?

Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,406 0
11/22/2005 04:49 AM

I think it does, Ollie. Except it's white instead of brown because you have to dip your fries in mayo.

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 107,014 10
11/22/2005 04:57 AM

My postcard didn't have any nakedness! It's a picture of a bunch of awnings that say "Chez Eugene". Why didn't I get naked people?

Zolton, Lord of the Butterballs 70,926 8
11/22/2005 04:58 AM

Does McDonalds in France give you diarrhea also?



Yes, but over there it's called 'diarrhoyale'. With cheese.

Oliver Chest: Vagina Monologuer 201,926 7
11/22/2005 05:03 AM

I got naked boobies on my postcard. Coincidentally, it is the same postcard that Filly sent me when he was visiting France.

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 107,014 10
11/22/2005 05:32 AM

I have naked boobies on my chest.

SuGarD - Corned Beef & GABbage 2,704 6
11/22/2005 05:37 AM

You have yet to prove that, Millie.

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 107,014 10
11/22/2005 05:38 AM

There are certain people that can vouch for me.

Nathyn: have you seen this, six inch penis? 0 0
11/22/2005 05:40 AM

<action>prays to no avail that Millie will send the boob pics to nathyn09@yahoo.com...

SuGarD - Corned Beef & GABbage 2,704 6
11/22/2005 05:47 AM

I don't know if I'd trust "certain people". Certainly not those in the Niagra Falls area.





I'd trust Nathyn though. Can he vouch for you?

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 107,014 10
11/22/2005 05:50 AM

NO. Nathyn will never see my boobs, if I can help it.

Nathyn: have you seen this, six inch penis? 0 0
11/22/2005 05:51 AM

Okay, I understand Millie...



























Actually I don't, can you please explain it to me?

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 107,014 10
11/22/2005 05:53 AM

You suck and I hate you.

Piquantrax - Save a Pilgrim, Kill Turkey 8,675 5
11/22/2005 05:54 AM

I finally got a holiday name.

Nathyn: have you seen this, six inch penis? 0 0
11/22/2005 05:54 AM

Oh, I'm sorry. It's my fault, and I seriously agree with you.



But please, do go in to further detail...

Phuc 231,241 13
11/22/2005 06:19 AM

Millie,



I didn't get nekkid boobies on my postcard--I'm talking about the unlocked secret page o' photos.

SuGarD - Corned Beef & GABbage 2,704 6
11/22/2005 06:23 AM

Meh. I tried, Nathyn. Do I have to give you this $50 back?

SuGarD - Corned Beef & GABbage 2,704 6
11/22/2005 06:24 AM

S n a i _ s _ o r d i _ _ _ r

Phuc 231,241 13
11/22/2005 06:29 AM

Did I guess it first and do I win a prize?

Neep: wants to have sex with Captain Janeway, like 33,065 11
11/22/2005 06:33 AM

S n a i _ s _ o r d i _ _ _ r



Snail's lord is something?

SuGarD - Corned Beef & GABbage 2,704 6
11/22/2005 06:39 AM

Did I guess it first and do I win a prize?



Second, pseudo-twinkie. I got it at 5-letters. That makes me more Asian than you.

Ditdah 115,019 10
11/22/2005 06:39 AM

Mailman, those are some awesome pictures. I especially like the "American Embassy" story. How DARE you compromise our National Security in such a manner?



Thanks for the fun game! But dude - how long did all that take you to make? You spend too much time on GAB.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 130,329 14
11/22/2005 07:13 AM

I just got back in Canada tonight. I see that the GAB collective has made some progress since yesterday with the password riddle, and that several have already seen the photo page.



---



My postcard didn't have any nakedness! It's a picture of a bunch of awnings that say "Chez Eugene". Why didn't I get naked people?



Millie, I thought that you would like the picture of Place du Tertre, in Montmartre. I saw the postcard on the rack and immediately thought of you, because it is the artists' place in Paris. Sure, there aren't any naked people on the picture, but if it makes you feel any better, the Place du Tertre is just a short downhill walk away from Pigalle, the place in Paris with all the peep shows, sex shops and porn theatres.

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 107,014 10
11/22/2005 07:17 AM

Thank you. That does make me feel better.



Actually I liked my post card. I was just being contrary.

Phuc 231,241 13
11/22/2005 07:39 AM

It's "snails for dinner," damnit.



Try eating something other than fries and Frost.

Ditdah 115,019 10
11/22/2005 07:41 AM

Wow - you got in a pissy mood!



You ate snails for dinner, didn't you? I hear they give you gas.

SHP 126,044 11
11/22/2005 08:03 AM

I got postcard #12.



"Which city of the French Riviera hosts a famous film festival each year?"



The answer is Cannes, and the 3rd letter - N - is circled.



S n a i _ s _ o r d i n _ _ r



Mailman, you have the most awesome, if not a little girly, handwriting.

Dogs Akimbo 158,667 11
11/22/2005 09:31 AM

I still think it's Stainpropulster.

Ravos, The Taco Squirrel 692 6
11/22/2005 07:57 PM

I thought this was a postcard from the hilton style paris. Not amused.

Pubah 47,449 11
11/22/2005 09:59 PM

<action>Reads thread until aroused by Ditdah's "suck my toes" insult</action>



Mailman ROCKS! What's the word.

BobJohnson, President of Tralfamadore 165,461 10
11/23/2005 07:50 AM

Finally!



I received #13 today. The question is "What French word translates into 'zug' in German?"



The answer, which I actually Babelfish'd, is the great French word "train." The important letter is the "n," resulting in:



S n a i _ s _ o r d i n n _ r



Only 15,600 possibilities left for anyone too dumb to read Phuc's post.

SuGarD - Corned Beef & GABbage 2,704 6
11/23/2005 10:46 AM

"What French word translates into 'zug' in German?"



Nice postcard, Mailman.