Big Irish Guy 203,777 21
11/22/2005 03:45 PM

Ditdah has better dreams.

Fratberry 277,318 52
11/22/2005 03:45 PM

I keep having this dream where I die. I can actually feel myself dying, just slipping away. Sometimes its a violent death and I feel the whole thing. And then I end up in hell and its more painful than the heat of a thousand suns.



But your dream is pretty disturbing too.

Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/22/2005 03:46 PM

Army - are you like 12?

Uh-oh Army 710 0
11/22/2005 03:49 PM

No, that really is my dream.

Maybe I have problems.

No wonder the doctor "disappears" every time I go to him.

NKB_FortyTwo 76,490 10
11/22/2005 03:58 PM

Was it a dream where you see yourself in, sort of, Sun God robes, on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

Mr. Sir. 66,708 9
11/22/2005 03:59 PM

"Why am I the only one that has that dream?"

SausageBoy 15,703 0
11/22/2005 04:00 PM

I had a dream last night.

www.mydreamlastnight.org

Uh-oh Army 710 0
11/22/2005 04:04 PM

Why do all the threads involving me turn into sausage related sex threads?



Hey Sausage Boy, this is the first thread where it doesn't happen.

Yes, this this thread is good for something.

Zolton, Lord of the Butterballs 87,649 31
11/22/2005 04:05 PM

...a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?



Odd. Naked women usually only scream when I throw my little pickle at them.



Um... I didn't just type that out loud, did I?

OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
11/22/2005 04:11 PM

I had a dream lat night. I was looking at Gab. All the little pimply assed Jr. High School dorks were gone. And this is the strange part... people were actually posting funny Shakespeare again.

SausageBoy 15,703 0
11/22/2005 04:15 PM

I had a dream last night. I was looking at Gab. All the little pimply assed Jr. High School dorks were gone. And this is the strange part... people were actually posting funny Shakespeare again



who cares?

Yorkie Thompson: Lawyer of the Sea 60,713 11
11/22/2005 04:17 PM

I dreamt last night that I got into an elevator, but it wasn't an elevator.



It was an elephant washing box for Steve Jobs' elephants.



I don't get my head.

Bankey - witty thanksgiving anecdote 70,843 10
11/22/2005 04:18 PM

"Hello Kettle? Hi this is Pot. I'm good, I'm good, yeah so are the kids... Yeah so I was just calling to make sure you knew you were black."

Bankey - witty thanksgiving anecdote 70,843 10
11/22/2005 04:18 PM

Oh I was directing that last comment at JK

Yorkie Thompson: Lawyer of the Sea 60,713 11
11/22/2005 04:19 PM

<action>takes his hand off of the "incinerate Bankey" button.</action>

Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/22/2005 04:20 PM

Oh I was directing that last comment at JK



JK's not black. You're thinking of Hartman.

SausageBoy 15,703 0
11/22/2005 04:23 PM

Oh I was directing that last comment at JK



That last comment was appreciated by all the cockroaches waiting to consume bullcrap

Uh-oh Army 710 0
11/22/2005 04:29 PM

no sausage related sex threats yet

Bankey - witty thanksgiving anecdote 70,843 10
11/22/2005 04:29 PM

who cares?

UnderCooked & Watery Green Bean Casserole 99,723 76
11/22/2005 04:33 PM

For the last month, I've been having very vivid GAB-related dreams.



Last week I had a dream in which Spicey & I were lost in this giant abandoned school building. We met up with Demo, who gave us bad directions. While Spicey was off in a corner confused, Demo kidnapped me and led me into this trapdoor area where he raped me. Only I enjoyed it immensely, so when Spicey finally found us, I didn't tell him what had happened.



Another night I was in this giant school bus that had no sides, like a trolley. The world was ending because Mr. Sir had invented some kind of device that was going to make it explode. Apparently, riding on the trolley was the only way to escape. Priestess was trying to pull me off of it, and she had no clothes on.



Then, two nights ago I dreamed that Spicey and I had a baby boy, and I was all alone at the hospital. The baby kept crying and crying because I couldn't remember his name. My son Brandon came in to see his new brother and told me the baby's name was Marvin. This was wrong, and I told him so. I remember my entire family was pissed because I didn't know my own baby's name. So I started crying, because I was a bad mother. Then Spicey finally showed up, and when he picked up the baby, it stopped crying. He told me that his son was named Patrick Martin.



I think all this means that I shouldn't eat spicey foods before bed.

SuGarD - Corned Beef & GABbage 2,724 8
11/22/2005 04:40 PM

He told me that his son was named Patrick Martin.



Are you jerking me? That's my name. Did you track down my name or something?

OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
11/22/2005 04:41 PM

"I think all this means that I shouldn't eat spicey foods before bed"



No. I think it means you should seek professional help

UnderCooked & Watery Green Bean Casserole 99,723 76
11/22/2005 04:41 PM

Shakespeare, no. That's what was in the dream.

Uh-oh Army 710 0
11/22/2005 04:50 PM

I forgot that I had another dream where OneEyedTrouserTrout dissapeared.

Uh-oh Army 710 0
11/22/2005 05:01 PM

Anybody else have dreams?



Robots just leave!!!!!!!!!

710 0
11/22/2005 05:11 PM

???????

Don't know

OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
11/22/2005 05:34 PM

"I forgot that I had another dream where OneEyedTrouserTrout disappeared"



You have dreams about me? I'm flattered. Homo.

Uh-oh Army 710 0
11/22/2005 06:03 PM

How'd you guess?

Uh-oh Army 710 0
11/22/2005 06:04 PM

Yes I am a homo sapien, too.

710 0
11/22/2005 06:16 PM

hgxa

Uh-oh Army 710 0
11/22/2005 06:18 PM

I have a feeling that this thread has crossed the finish line.



Yes, we won 10th place!

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
11/23/2005 11:53 AM

<action>, donning his "Siggy Frood" hat...</action>

Last week I had a dream in which Spicey & I were lost in this giant abandoned school building.



It's not the spicey foods Underwhere. I'm afraid it goes much deeper than that.

All the imagery is representing the carefree feeling of childhood and youth;



Demo = wanton abandon and sexual release without responsibility.

Priestess = Your lost virginity trying to pull you back.

Mr Sir = Adult authority that is going to "blow up" your image of innocent youth.



In a nutshell;



You are facing a crisis of doubt about your ability to handle adult responsibility.



My recommendation;



1. Grow up.



2. Get a job and support Spicey in the manner that he has become accustomed to.



3. Name your baby Matt. (All of the cool kids are named Matt.)

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
11/24/2005 02:52 PM

Self aggrandizement bumpering.



(I'm pretty sure I just made up a word there.)

SausageBoy 15,703 0
11/24/2005 03:01 PM

aggrandizement = noun: Jerk

SausageBoy 15,703 0
11/24/2005 03:05 PM

that's it. I shall now send turkey the "virus from hell". Code name "ZUG". Everyone........... seek shelter!!

Chi Chi Felipe: Smells Like Teen Spirit 161,287 14
11/24/2005 03:06 PM

I had a dream where all the children of all the colors held hands and lived in peace. Dreams are so unrealistic.

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
11/24/2005 03:11 PM

aggrandizement = noun: Jerk



You're getting better JK2K!



I actually chuckled at that one.

SausageBoy 15,703 0
11/24/2005 03:18 PM

and where are my clickies??????????



>JERK<

SausageBoy 15,703 0
11/24/2005 03:23 PM

was that you??? <Jerk>