Jasco is horribly disfigured for your enjoyment 1,370 9
11/22/2005 06:27 PM

Did you at least get some break up sex?

SuGarD - Corned Beef & GABbage 2,724 8
11/22/2005 06:27 PM

This is the best get-Millie-to-SUHT ploy evar!

Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/22/2005 06:28 PM

Aw man! That sucks. I was really coming to love the kinder, gentler Ollie. You stopped calling me a stupid Carroll and switched it to Pirate Hooker. I believe it was because you had the touch of a woman in your life.



Does this mean I have to go back to being stupid Carroll?



Bummer.

Oliver Chest: I Wish I Could Just be Oliver Chest 203,475 12
11/22/2005 06:28 PM

This doesn't seem to be working. The two people that have posted so far don't have boobages that I want to see!

Oliver Chest: I Wish I Could Just be Oliver Chest 203,475 12
11/22/2005 06:29 PM

Well...three people.



And Miracles, I may have started calling you a pirate hooker, but you were still a stupid Carroll in my heart.

Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/22/2005 06:30 PM

Got it.



Then I'm glad you got dumped. It's cause you are a fat, balding loser...well, in my heart.

SweetKnockedUpBritches - For A Limited Time Only!! 3,351 8
11/22/2005 06:33 PM

Ollie. I've offered many times. Unfortuntely, you told me that my huge pregnant chesticles/nipples were a turn off. In fact, my nipples are so big, I am fearful that after 6 more months of enlarging, my baby will not be able to get its mouth over either one of them. Therefor, I am already starving my child to death because my nipples are SO HUGE. I wish you could see them. Sorry to hear about your bad luck. If you change your mind, let me know, and I'll just laugh at you for blowing your chances from the get go. Love, SwollenBoobs...err, SweetBritches.

RR: all-white breast meat please! 56,688 10
11/22/2005 06:34 PM

Sorry I'm late Ollie. I was in the shower getting wet and soapy.



I was going to link to some boobies that have "Oliver Chest" written on them but someone's account is blocked. I bet you can imagine them though.

dropkick brody: totally unarmed 43,090 12
11/22/2005 06:35 PM

Poor Ollie.



Come to Brody.

Oliver Chest: I Wish I Could Just be Oliver Chest 203,475 12
11/22/2005 06:37 PM

Ollie. I've offered many times. Unfortuntely, you told me that my huge pregnant chesticles/nipples were a turn off. In fact, my nipples are so big, I am fearful that after 6 more months of enlarging, my baby will not be able to get its mouth over either one of them. Therefor, I am already starving my child to death because my nipples are SO HUGE. I wish you could see them. Sorry to hear about your bad luck. If you change your mind, let me know, and I'll just laugh at you for blowing your chances from the get go. Love, SwollenBoobs...err, SweetBritches.



fapassesout

McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
11/22/2005 06:39 PM

Come on, Ollie. Women aren't where it's at.



Join the fashionably gay men of GAB. You'll never look back. Except when we're behind you of course.

Oliver Chest: I Wish I Could Just be Oliver Chest 203,475 12
11/22/2005 06:46 PM

<action>checks his email. Furrows brow.</action>

Zolton, Lord of the Butterballs 88,200 34
11/22/2005 06:48 PM

Is that a 'no boobs' furrow, Ollie?



Or did McPants send you a 'recruiting brochure'?

RR: all-white breast meat please! 56,688 10
11/22/2005 06:48 PM

Sorry dear. I just don't have any that you haven't seen. I hope someone comes through for you.

Chance 171,275 14
11/22/2005 06:48 PM

McPants is gay?

Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/22/2005 06:49 PM

He said he didn't want to see mine. I was ready to hit send.



I figured Miracle boobs were better than no boobs. I guess not in his case.



Maybe Ollie should go gay.

Oliver Chest: I Wish I Could Just be Oliver Chest 203,475 12
11/22/2005 06:50 PM

He's gay for pay.

McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
11/22/2005 06:50 PM

McPants is gay?



Well, I'm European.

Zolton, Lord of the Butterballs 88,200 34
11/22/2005 06:50 PM

Sorry dear. I just don't have any that you haven't seen.



Hold on, Roofie. Aren't boob pics what those environmental types call a 'renewable resource'?



Because I'd hate to think there'll never be any more. Not the way I'm burning through them, anyway.

Oliver Chest: I Wish I Could Just be Oliver Chest 203,475 12
11/22/2005 06:51 PM

I call fat daugher on Miracles.

Chance 171,275 14
11/22/2005 06:52 PM

I bet Miracles has some nice, round, tanned....water dripping slightly off the nipples...lathering her naked toned body up...DAMN IT MIRACLES GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/22/2005 06:53 PM

I'm for real. I called you a fat loser and felt bad.



Then I thought you would think it was fun that someone you hate so much would want to cheer you up with boobs - and trust you to not post them everywhere.



But, that is not the first time I have heard from you that you would never want to see my titties.

RR: all-white breast meat please! 56,688 10
11/22/2005 06:53 PM

Zolton I've looked at mine a lot and they never really change. Sure, for some pictures I'm standing up, some I'm on my back. But really nothing new. So they could be renewable but I can't imagine them getting more exciting unless I start getting damn creative.

Zolton, Lord of the Butterballs 88,200 34
11/22/2005 06:57 PM

...unless I start getting damn creative.



Aim high, Roofie. Aim high.



I can send you glitter paint and balloon animals. You know, if it would help.

RR: all-white breast meat please! 56,688 10
11/22/2005 07:00 PM

Actually it just might. In two years I have only had one really good suggestion for a new picture and that was within the past week. (Still haven't done it Frat. I'll work on it.)

Zolton, Lord of the Butterballs 88,200 34
11/22/2005 07:05 PM

In two years I have only had one really good suggestion for a new picture and that was within the past week.



Well, if that's not a GAB Challenge question, then I don't know what the hell is. Horny men of GAB, unite!



Not in the gay, swordfighty way, though. That's nasty.

Oliver Chest: I Wish I Could Just be Oliver Chest 203,475 12
11/22/2005 07:07 PM

<action>refreshes email. Brow furrows further.</action>If I can't come to GAB for tits, why do I bother?

McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
11/22/2005 07:10 PM

Well, if that's not a GAB Challenge question, then I don't know what the hell is. Horny men of GAB, unite!



Cool! Brody gave me a pair of green tights for a Leprechaun striptease costume!



Not in the gay, swordfighty way, though. That's nasty.



Oh. Damn.

JEP - Pron star with hair flip fetish 58,758 13
11/22/2005 07:15 PM

Suddenly, I feel very strange discussing football with McPants.



Too many double entendres.

JEP - Pron star with hair flip fetish 58,758 13
11/22/2005 07:15 PM

For some strange reason though, I do not feel the slightest bit odd about discussing cooking with Declan and Trixxie.

Zolton, Lord of the Butterballs 88,200 34
11/22/2005 07:16 PM

Yeah, I would guess Notre Dame discussions would be right out, at this point.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/22/2005 07:16 PM

Oliie, I'm very sorry. I love ya I was hoping it would work out.





But come on, we knew that someone that hot wasn't gonna stay with your fatass forever, didn't we?

McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
11/22/2005 07:17 PM

Don't worry Jep, I only gay it up when the situation calls for it.

BobJohnson, President of Tralfamadore 178,045 22
11/22/2005 07:20 PM

Pictures sent. You can join the discussion at bobjohnson'schesthair.com now

Vanilla Dew 891 10
11/22/2005 07:23 PM

Ollie, please to be checking your gmail.

TableTopYoshimi-I won't let those robots eat you 173,958 15
11/22/2005 07:23 PM

Isn't she the one that wouldn't give you a blow job? Why are you so uspet?

JEP - Pron star with hair flip fetish 58,758 13
11/22/2005 07:25 PM

That's a relief McPants. So, how bad do you think the beating will be this Thursday.



(By the way, we're back in football mode)

Oliver Chest: I Wish I Could Just be Oliver Chest 203,475 12
11/22/2005 07:29 PM

Vanilla Dew, who are you?! And welcome to my list of favorite GABbers!

Vanilla Dew 891 10
11/22/2005 07:30 PM

I am a humble lurker. I read GAB daily, and once in a great while, I am inspired to post, or send boobie shots to random strangers.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/22/2005 07:30 PM

I have no interest in football untill Monday night.

SuGarD - Corned Beef & GABbage 2,724 8
11/22/2005 07:31 PM

I love VD

SuGarD - Corned Beef & GABbage 2,724 8
11/22/2005 07:31 PM

wait.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/22/2005 07:32 PM

She's been around, Ollie.



And I just assume she is, in fact, a SHE.

Vanilla Dew 891 10
11/22/2005 07:33 PM

To the best of my knowledge, yes, I am a she.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/22/2005 07:34 PM

Want me to check for you?

Oliver Chest: I Wish I Could Just be Oliver Chest 203,475 12
11/22/2005 07:36 PM

Well, if a man has the kind of tits that VD has, I'm willing to swap teams.

Vanilla Dew 891 10
11/22/2005 07:38 PM

Ditdah, you are more than welcome to. Anytime.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/22/2005 07:51 PM

Ollie - can I share your new favorite GABber?

dropkick brody: totally unarmed 43,090 12
11/22/2005 08:06 PM

<action> hums </action> Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow,

Everybody needs a bosom.

McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
11/22/2005 08:09 PM

<action>thinks Cornershop were way underrated</action>Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow,

Everybody needs a bosom.



Mine's on the 45.

Humphrey B Bromidic 51,764 12
11/22/2005 08:15 PM

<action>imagines VD's bosom</action>Meh. I've seen fappier*.















*This may not be true. Email in profile.

Vanilla Dew 891 10
11/22/2005 08:27 PM

Well, go ahead and check your email, then.

Piquantrax - Save a Pilgrim, Kill Turkey 8,691 9
11/22/2005 09:25 PM

Dew me, dew me please. Email in profile.

TableTopYoshimi-I won't let those robots eat you 173,958 15
11/22/2005 09:28 PM

Now, I don't want to be called a lesbian (unless Ditdah decides to leave her girlfriend for me) but I wouldn't mind seeing VD's tits. Email is in my profile. I just want to see what everyone's talking about. I would get no pleasure out of it, of course.

Yorkie Thompson: Lawyer of the Sea 60,724 12
11/22/2005 09:33 PM

Now you have no excuse to deny our Yahoo chat requests at 1 am!

Yorkie Thompson: Lawyer of the Sea 60,724 12
11/22/2005 09:34 PM

And I'm also cripplingly single, and would enjoy some random internet lady's breasts in my inbox, if they happened to show up there by chance perhaps.



Actually, any of you can do that, if you want.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/22/2005 09:42 PM

HEY! She hit on me first. Well, after Ollie. So... anyway...



*cough*ditdah@gmail.com*cough*



And SD, if you want to fix that cripplingly single problem...

Yorkie Thompson: Lawyer of the Sea 60,724 12
11/22/2005 09:45 PM

...what?



You just kind of trailed off there. What were you saying?

Vanilla Dew 891 10
11/22/2005 09:53 PM

<action>pants</action>



There. Many emails have been sent.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/22/2005 09:54 PM

Someone want to explain to me how I can throw snappy comebacks and insulta at everyone on the board, but a hot 19 year old talks to me and I go dumb?

Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/22/2005 10:00 PM

Don't SD and Ollie live near eachother?



Why don't the two of you just hook up? Ollie has boobs.







I kid. I have a crush on SD and I would be PISSED if Ollie got him.

Yorkie Thompson: Lawyer of the Sea 60,724 12
11/22/2005 10:00 PM

Cause you're a very, very bad lesbian.



A bad, naughty lesbian.



So. Very. Naughty. Lesbian.

Freeze Dried Instant Mashed Potatoes 10,327 12
11/22/2005 10:00 PM

I'm sorry, Ollie. I can't offer you boobies at this time. However, I can hook you up with some daycare action.

Yorkie Thompson: Lawyer of the Sea 60,724 12
11/22/2005 10:01 PM

Ollie dibbed me back when I was a real n00b. Sorry kids.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/22/2005 10:02 PM

Can I have you when he's done with you?

Yorkie Thompson: Lawyer of the Sea 60,724 12
11/22/2005 10:03 PM

I'm sure he'll let you have part of me. He likes to keep the skin.

RR: all-white breast meat please! 56,688 10
11/22/2005 10:04 PM

Ew!

Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/22/2005 10:04 PM

<action>is pissed</action>



He dibbed you? He DIBBED you?



Frost it, I triple dib you.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/22/2005 10:06 PM

Well, then I'll still get the part that counts.





What? I meant his hair! WHat did you sickos think?

RR: all-white breast meat please! 56,688 10
11/22/2005 10:07 PM

Since his hair is all that most of us have ever seen then yeah, we thought you meant his hair.

Yorkie Thompson: Lawyer of the Sea 60,724 12
11/22/2005 10:08 PM

Heh. Roofie missed it.

RR: all-white breast meat please! 56,688 10
11/22/2005 10:09 PM

I know. QUIT TAUNTING ME! Way to make me cry.

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
11/22/2005 10:09 PM

X-BOX 360!

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/22/2005 10:09 PM

<action>grins like an idiot</action>I didn't.



Well, at least not ALL of it.

Humphrey B Bromidic 51,764 12
11/22/2005 10:11 PM

<action>checks his inbox</action>Meh. I've seen fappier.

AussieSarah 8,390 9
11/22/2005 10:12 PM

Ollie ,

You sad story touched my heart.

Boobie photo is on it's way.

Sarah

TK in the Straw 98,000 37
11/22/2005 10:15 PM

<action>doesn't visit here often enough anymore.</action> Missed what?



So should I ask for VD's boobie pics?

Oliver Chest: Marmalade Dreamer 203,475 12
11/22/2005 10:16 PM

adaptordiebaby, who is that?

Oliver Chest: Marmalade Dreamer 203,475 12
11/22/2005 10:17 PM

Also, no one can have SD until I am done with him.

Yorkie Thompson: Lawyer of the Sea 60,724 12
11/22/2005 10:18 PM

Ollie, I already covered that.



You never listen to me.

SuGarD - Corned Beef & GABbage 2,724 8
11/22/2005 10:22 PM

Noooo! AussieSarah! My little waratah! How could you share you boobies with anyone but me?

natethyn 106 7
11/22/2005 10:23 PM

Send boob pics to nathyn09@yahoo.com

AussieSarah 8,390 9
11/22/2005 10:25 PM

Who the Frost are you ?

Humphrey B Bromidic 51,764 12
11/22/2005 10:25 PM

I imagine AussieSarahs boobs look like a couple of socks, half-filled with sand and "I Love The Foye!" tattooed across them in a bold san-serif.

Vanilla Dew 891 10
11/22/2005 10:25 PM

Dear Natethyn,



No.



Love,

VD

Vanilla Dew 891 10
11/22/2005 10:30 PM

Do you think that perhaps he doesn't want you here, or something crazy like that?

SuGarD - Corned Beef & GABbage 2,724 8
11/22/2005 10:35 PM

Who the Frost are you ?



I... well...



youremygabcrush.



There, I said it. I'm sorry. I get really nervous when you talk to me, and I'm inconsolable over the whole booby fiasco right now.

Mwahiy 5,425 9
11/22/2005 11:06 PM

<action> checks his pants </action>

Yup, still flaccid...

Phuc 237,919 21
11/22/2005 11:11 PM

How could I have missed this thread?













































All of you, go home.

RR: all-white breast meat please! 56,688 10
11/22/2005 11:13 PM

You're not the boss of me!







Are you?

TK in the Straw 98,000 37
11/22/2005 11:33 PM

I suddenly had this vision of Phuc going up to Roofie's cubicle, with a coffee cup in hand. "Yeahh, I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday."

RR: all-white breast meat please! 56,688 10
11/22/2005 11:36 PM

I swear he just told me about the TPS reports 3 days ago.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
11/22/2005 11:42 PM

I always get here too late !





Looks like the aftermath from a regular Boob-o-rama around here.



Nothing left in here but empty bottles, cigarette butts, shirt buttons, condom wrappers, some leftover bean dip, few pairs of panties.......man, that really sucks.





Opp...that wasn't bean dip either.

TK in the Straw 98,000 37
11/22/2005 11:44 PM

And then in the vision, Phuc realizes that Roofie is completely hot and says "Oh, did I mention that no one else will be in the building? Yeahh."

TK in the Straw 98,000 37
11/22/2005 11:47 PM

Chit, I'm still trying to figure out:



Heh. Roofie missed it.



I know. QUIT TAUNTING ME! Way to make me cry.

Yorkie Thompson: Lawyer of the Sea 60,724 12
11/22/2005 11:49 PM

Here's the key quote:



Since his hair is all that most of us have ever seen then yeah, we thought you meant his hair.

TK in the Straw 98,000 37
11/23/2005 12:02 AM

Were you the one who posted a penis shot? Or am I thinking of another site? Or am I just too tired to get it?

Yorkie Thompson: Lawyer of the Sea 60,724 12
11/23/2005 12:04 AM

You're thinking of Autra.



I'm not showing you internet weirdos my penis until I get at least six drinks in me.

Yorkie Thompson: Lawyer of the Sea 60,724 12
11/23/2005 12:04 AM

Or Piemaster. He did that too.

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 116,988 28
11/23/2005 12:17 AM

I didn't see Autra's penis.



I have seen Piemaster's. He used to post pictures of it every chance he got.

TK in the Straw 98,000 37
11/23/2005 12:26 AM

For some reason, I am reminded of the time I was walking to my car and found a photo negative strip lying on the ground. I picked it up and held it up to the light. It was several pictures of an erect penis.

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 116,988 28
11/23/2005 12:32 AM

Hmm, interesting.



Bump.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/23/2005 12:37 AM

Damnit. All these boobs pictures being sent through email are RUINING GAB!



Under no circumstances should you send boob pictures to me. Since the accident, I'm not supposed to get excited.



DO NOT SEND ANY BOOB PICTURES TO "noboobpictures@fancy-schmancy.com."



Repeatedly.

Millie with mashed potatoes and gravy 116,988 28
11/23/2005 12:39 AM

Damn. I guess I had your e-mail address wrong all this time, Dogs.



I wonder where all those pictures ended up?

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/23/2005 12:58 AM

You do this on purpose, don't you, Millie?

SuGarD - Corned Beef & GABbage 2,724 8
11/23/2005 01:01 AM

Hey! Who's boobies are these in my email?!

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/23/2005 01:02 AM

I have never shown my penis to people I didn't know.

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/23/2005 01:03 AM

Wait, no, I have.

SuGarD - Corned Beef & GABbage 2,724 8
11/23/2005 01:18 AM

Wait. These aren't booby pictures.

Yorkie Thompson: Lawyer of the Sea 60,724 12
11/23/2005 01:42 AM

You know what's gross?



Ever since this post by Chit, I've been craving bean dip. I figured I could ignore it and it'd go away, but it didn't. I finally broke down and went out and bought the fixings for 7-layer bean dip, made it up, and me and my roomate have been snacking on it and playing Mario Kart for the past twenty minutes.

BobJohnson, President of Tralfamadore 178,045 22
11/23/2005 02:53 AM

I was totally going to start a thread with this same title asking for an XBox 360. It would have been the best parody thread ever.



I am very bitter that Mr. Glass was quicker than me. If anyone needs me, I'll be sulking.

Yorkborg Robotson: Killing and Exploring 60,724 12
11/23/2005 02:56 AM

We have a 360 at work. They're not that cool, actually. It's just a PC with worse graphics.

BobJohnson, President of Tralfamadore 178,045 22
11/23/2005 03:05 AM

No, no, that's what everyone complained about for the first XBox. You are so far behind the times.



You're supposed to say something like, "The Cell processor on the PS3 will be twice as fast as the pathetic processor on the 360!" Sheesh.



And then I'll point out that you're wrong and people will click me because I'll end an otherwise boring post with something about aliens.

Yorkborg Robotson: Killing and Exploring 60,724 12
11/23/2005 03:14 AM

Quiet you.

Yorkborg Robotson: Killing and Exploring 60,724 12
11/23/2005 03:15 AM

OH HOLY CRAP! DID I JUST TYPE THAT? WHAT HAVE I DONE?

turtle10 - the no frills version 42,578 26
11/23/2005 08:42 AM

I need to not sleep, or at least move to a different timezone where I could have seen this thread and begged for boob pics said hi to VD.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
11/23/2005 08:49 AM

Dude, if I had the boob pic sent to me I'd gladly forward it to ya see her, I'll tell her you said hi.

J.W.-with marshmallows on top 24,693 8
11/23/2005 09:00 AM

Here's a girl on girl hug for you Ollie...and they're underage. sfw

J.W.-with marshmallows on top 24,693 8
11/23/2005 09:03 AM

and another

J.W.-with marshmallows on top 24,693 8
11/23/2005 09:04 AM

Let me know when you start to feel better, k?

J.W.-with marshmallows on top 24,693 8
11/23/2005 09:14 AM

this ones a classic semi-sfw But so worth it.

turtle10 - the no frills version 42,578 26
11/23/2005 09:16 AM

Jilly, if you are trying to console Ollie, you need to show him things he would like. Like this

J.W.-with marshmallows on top 24,693 8
11/23/2005 09:28 AM

Ya know Turt - I was going to go that direction... I just couldn't do it. "It exceeds my moral tolerance"

HartmanTwins - Half Bi 10,131 10
11/23/2005 11:40 AM

Jilly, I don't know where you work, but softcore porn is NOT NEARLY SAFE FOR WORK!

Sharribarri 14,124 11
11/23/2005 11:43 AM

<action>jumps on the "Lets beat up on Jilly" bandwagon</action> Geeze Jilly, Hartman is only half bi, not totally.

SweetKnockedUpBritches - For A Limited Time Only!! 3,351 8
11/23/2005 11:47 AM

I think that Jilly and JK2K have an orb conspiracy going on.....Doo de doo doo, doo de doo doo.

turtle10 - the no frills version 42,578 26
11/23/2005 11:52 AM

Hey Sweet Britches, do I work with you? I think I saw someone that looked like you walking into my building.

Butterball Box with stuffing crammed up my hole 14,650 10
11/23/2005 11:53 AM

Why does no one ever request vagina pics?



Oh, and Ollie, I think it's a sign that ya'll broke up. Remember, me and my 6" of thick fury arrive in Seattle in February 2007. Prepare.



You're also fat and bald...that may have had something to do with it. But in the bear world, that can be a good thing. rawr.

Erika - Please pass the tofurkey 76,152 9
11/23/2005 11:55 AM

Vagina pics are so two weeks ago.

SweetKnockedUpBritches - For A Limited Time Only!! 3,351 8
11/23/2005 12:04 PM

Hey Sweet Britches, do I work with you? I think I saw someone that looked like you walking into my building.



Was this "someone" fappingly gorgeous, with pregnant boobs that would make Ollie jealous? If so, then yes, that was me.

HartmanTwins - Half Bi 10,131 10
11/23/2005 12:07 PM

<action>enters his time machine and heads back to two weeks ago. Logs into GAB and notices that Miracles was the only one to post a vagina pic. Decides to click on her link anyway and is EXTREMELY disapointed.</action>

turtle10 - the no frills version 42,578 26
11/23/2005 12:07 PM

Was this "someone" fappingly gorgeous, with pregnant boobs that would make Ollie jealous? If so, then yes, that was me.



yes, yes they were just like that. But just to make sure, you should send pictures to me. You know, for comparison reasons only.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
11/23/2005 12:11 PM

HT-There was a REAL Poe pic posted. Try a scavenger hunt to find it.

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
11/23/2005 12:12 PM

Was this "someone" fappingly gorgeous, with pregnant boobs that would make Ollie jealous? If so, then yes, that was me.



yes, yes they were just like that. But just to make sure, you should send pictures to me. You know, for comparison reasons only.



You should also send pictures to me.



I have no reason, I'm just a perv.

SweetKnockedUpBritches - For A Limited Time Only!! 3,351 8
11/23/2005 12:12 PM

Hey Sweet Britches, do I work with you? I think I saw someone that looked like you walking into my building.



yes, yes they were just like that. But just to make sure, you should send pictures to me. You know, for comparison reasons only.



Shenanigans!! Now, my little turtle, why would need pictures for comparisons, when apparantly you've already seen them somewhere because otherwise you wouldn't have thought that this "hot, mystery, fappable chick" was me to start off with.



Ummm, yeah.

Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/23/2005 12:12 PM

HT - are you high on fried chicken and orange soda again?



I never posted anything about a vagina with a fake link.



I posted that Undie's vagina was well manicured. That was it.

dropkick brody: totally unarmed 43,090 12
11/23/2005 12:13 PM

Way to make a pitch Mr Sir.



I liked it.

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
11/23/2005 12:15 PM

Sometimes Brody, honesty is the best policy.

AussieSarah 8,390 9
11/23/2005 12:15 PM

You should also send pictures to me.



I have no reason, I'm just a perv



Do you want the same ones Ollie got ?

Check your email in a minute.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
11/23/2005 12:17 PM

I have lost respect for all of you women. I can't believe you would even think about sending a picture of your tits to someone.

HartmanTwins - Half Bi 10,131 10
11/23/2005 12:17 PM

Yea...um...ok...um...I was, like, joking and stuff and...um...I don't really want a vagina pick...um...and...ah...I should tell you that there's, like, no such thing as a time machine.

dropkick brody: totally unarmed 43,090 12
11/23/2005 12:18 PM

...and as if by magic the boob fairie appears and rewards the man's honesty.



Just like in the fairytales.

SweetKnockedUpBritches - For A Limited Time Only!! 3,351 8
11/23/2005 12:22 PM

Ladies and Sir:



I regret to inform you, that as Ollie's n00b, I would be liable for Breech of Contract if I was to share the likeness of my voluptuous, ample, big nippled breasts--which only are growing more buxom each and every day--with anyone other than my master, Ollie. I'm soooo sorry to dissapoint you.



Love,

SwollenBoobs....err, SweetBritches

SweetKnockedUpBritches - For A Limited Time Only!! 3,351 8
11/23/2005 12:22 PM

*cough*

emailinprofiledon'ttellollieori'llkillyou

*cough*

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
11/23/2005 12:23 PM

There's a BOOB FAIRY?



Jesus, that's so much cooler than a tooth fairy.



Or Declan and Trixxie. (Sorry, guys.)

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/23/2005 12:23 PM

Hi HT!

Zolton, Lord of the Butterballs 88,200 34
11/23/2005 12:27 PM

<action>scans the horizon for the truth-rewarding boobie fairy</action>

Hey! Boobie fairy? I pee in the shower. Sometimes I throw my leaves into the neighbor's yard, instead of bagging them. Also, my grandmother didn't die last May; I just wanted a long weekend away from work.



Oh, and my penis doesn't really look like Abraham Lincoln; I just say that to get girls into the van. Hello? Boobie fairy? Hello?

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
11/23/2005 12:30 PM

Telling the truth sucks, Zolton.



Frost that, it never works the way it's supposed to.













Hey SweetBritches, I am dying from a rare blood disease, and the only cure is to see pictures of pregnant woman's boobs. Don't you want to help keep me alive?

What the hell, it's almost Christmas.

Zolton, Lord of the Butterballs 88,200 34
11/23/2005 12:33 PM

I am dying from a rare blood disease...



I bet it's bonitis. Is it bonitis? I bet it is.



>*<

Vanilla Dew 891 10
11/23/2005 12:33 PM

Zolton, a boob fairy has rewarded you for your honesty.

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
11/23/2005 12:41 PM

I was honest, and I got nothing.



NOTHING I TELL YOU!





All of my best memories come from lying:



Yes sir, I'm over 21.



No ma'am, I can't see anything through those curtains.



You can trust me with your daughter, sir.

Gorky Thatcher's life goes ont 41,132 13
11/23/2005 12:41 PM

Also, she wants to live on a farm.



I don't have the time today to read this whole thread, so can someone tell me how many times someone has compared Ollie to livestock and suggested that maybe something else put things on the outs?



Here, Ollie. This always cheers me up. Check out the link on gerbils and what you can do with them.



>*<

J.W.-with marshmallows on top 24,693 8
11/23/2005 12:42 PM

I think that Jilly and JK2K have an orb conspiracy going on.....

In his greasy sausagey dreams...

Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/23/2005 12:44 PM

Why is GAB so boobed out today? Sheesh!



Ditdah is not even in this thread and it's all about boobs and vagina.

Vanilla Dew 891 10
11/23/2005 12:46 PM

<action>looks around</action>



Ditdah was in this thread earlier.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/23/2005 12:46 PM

BOO!

Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/23/2005 12:48 PM

AH!



There she is!



Let the boobs and sex continue. The lesbian is here.



I missed you, Dit baby. Let me rub your front...er, back.

Gorky Thatcher's life goes ont 41,132 13
11/23/2005 12:50 PM

<action>makes hot, naked, ascii babe lying on her side for Miracles</action>O8-*<



She doesn't have any arms, so enjoy!

Zolton, Lord of the Butterballs 88,200 34
11/23/2005 12:51 PM

Zolton, a boob fairy has rewarded you for your honesty.



Yay, boob fairy! You're the best, Dew!



And, um, did I mention my penis looks sort of like Abraham Lincoln? Here, just step into the van; I'll show you. No, really.

Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/23/2005 12:56 PM

I love girls without arms. Thanks, Gorc.





I'm so hot right now.

turtle10 - the no frills version 42,578 26
11/23/2005 01:00 PM

I just burnt my tongue and roof of my mouth because my lunch was too hot. I need counseling consoling.

Vanilla Dew 891 10
11/23/2005 01:12 PM

And, um, did I mention my penis looks sort of like Abraham Lincoln? Here, just step into the van; I'll show you. No, really.



Your penis wears a top hat? Awesome!

Zolton, Lord of the Butterballs 88,200 34
11/23/2005 01:14 PM

Your penis wears a top hat? Awesome!



Only to formal events, like black tie BJs.



But the mole and beard are permanent.

turtle10 - the no frills version 42,578 26
11/23/2005 01:14 PM

<action>keeps checking email</action> Is it bad that I never get emails from people? The last one I got was yesterday, and it was a picture of an ass.

AussieSarah 8,390 9
11/23/2005 01:25 PM

I'll send you an email Turtle.

What do you want me to type in it ?

HartmanTwins - Half Bi 10,131 10
11/23/2005 01:26 PM

So Brody...um...





Still waiting and everthing...







My lubes starting to cake on me...







No pressure though! Whenever you're ready.











When...whenever you're ready...

Vanilla Dew 891 10
11/23/2005 01:26 PM

<action>Pats Turtle man on the head</action>

Jade - Bisexual When Drunk 14,453 11
11/23/2005 01:33 PM

<action>throws caution to the wind</action>Aw, hell with it. Send me some pictures too! Boobs, ass, I don't care. I'm not picky.

Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/23/2005 01:34 PM

<action>winks at Turtle</action>



Isn't an ass on a Tuesday good enough to last the whole week?

Gorky Thatcher's life goes ont 41,132 13
11/23/2005 01:36 PM

Are they from a girl? If so, I'll take pictures.



It's kinda hard to tell with HT and I can't remember turtle's gender.

Chance 171,275 14
11/23/2005 01:37 PM

I want emails to damn it!

turtle10 - the no frills version 42,578 26
11/23/2005 01:39 PM

thank you for all the pictures. and Oh Miracles, the ass pic you sent was great. I may use it sometime.



AussieSarah, nice boobies

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
11/23/2005 01:40 PM

You can all eat my ass.



*storms off in a huff*























PS- Sarah, nice boobies.

turtle10 - the no frills version 42,578 26
11/23/2005 01:41 PM

OH....Chance, I am intimidated by your crown and that is why I have never sent you an email.

Jade - Bisexual When Drunk 14,453 11
11/23/2005 01:41 PM

<action>checks email. Is disappointed. Cries.</action>

Chance 171,275 14
11/23/2005 01:43 PM

Honey, underneath the crown is long auburn hair, big hazel eyes and humongous boobies.... dont be scared.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
11/23/2005 01:54 PM

I love girls without arms. Thanks, Gorc.





I'm so hot right now.



I'm not your friend anymore. I'm taking my barbies and going home!

Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/23/2005 02:01 PM

<action>rips all the arms off Jane's Barbies and throws them at her</action>



Fine. Go then.

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
11/23/2005 02:08 PM

Miracles Gets the Wishbone rips all the arms off Jane's Barbies and throws them at her



Heh. That actually made me laugh. Out loud.

Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/23/2005 02:10 PM

I think it's just because you are in love with me, Sir.

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
11/23/2005 02:12 PM

You're probably right, Mir.

Miracles Gets the Wishbone 22,430 0
11/23/2005 02:14 PM

<action>swoons</action>



Insert little girl giggle here___________

turtle10 - the no frills version 42,578 26
11/23/2005 02:14 PM

I think it's because everytime someone types MIR, I think they mean Mr. Sir.





I get confused easily

RR: all-white breast meat please! 56,688 10
11/23/2005 04:08 PM

Turtle, I read the posts the same way. It makes them better.

UnderCooked & Watery Green Bean Casserole 101,398 77
11/23/2005 08:10 PM

You know, even though I posted a pic of my vagina, I didn't get any new photos sent to me from any GABbers - boobs or peeners.



However, I did receive a peanut butter & jelly sammich in the mail today. This sounds cool, but it isn't. I smells sicky-sweet and it looks damp. Come on! I won the scavenger hunt and all I got was a moldy sammich!

Oliver Chest: Marmalade Dreamer 203,475 12
11/26/2005 12:41 AM

You know, this thread was supposed to be about me, and you all got those hormones racing and ruined it.



Insensitive bastards.

Dinky is on the Naughty List 413 7
11/26/2005 12:45 AM

Last time I tried to show you my boobage, my computer crashed. Let this be a warning to the other ladies!

Loverly Lila 78,555 13
11/26/2005 05:15 AM

boink