A great recipe for turkey
A comedy conversation
by Ashleighster  470  8
11/22/2005 08:39 PM 292 views
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When I found this recipe I thought it was perfect for people, like me, who just are not sure how to tell when poulrty is cooked thoroughly but not dried out.
Give this a try.
Baked Stuffed Turkey
87-10lb. Turkey
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing
1 cup uncooked popcorn
salt/pepper to taste
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter, salt and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and pop corn. Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for popping sounds.
When the turkey's ass blows the oven door open and the bird flies across the room, it's done.
And you thought I couldn't cook...
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Funny
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Funny
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Uh-oh Army 710  0
11/22/2005 09:16 PM
First you can't have 87-10 lbs. of turkey.
That would be like the size of a kid in 6th grade inside the turkey.
And since when do turkeys have cavities?
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Hilarious
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Sweet Jesus 78,555 13
11/22/2005 09:22 PM
You rang?
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Funny
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Ashleighster 470 8
11/22/2005 09:27 PM
Oh come on...I'm new at this...and trying to be funny to all you experienced GABbers....give me a little bit of credit.
*sheesh*
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Hilarious
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Yorkie Thompson: Lawyer of the Sea 60,724 12
11/22/2005 09:30 PM
Didn't JK2K post this exact same thing a couple weeks ago?
Cause that's really, really sad.
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Side-splitting
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Ashleighster 470 8
11/22/2005 09:33 PM
the dash "-" was supposed to be a period ".".
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Uh-oh Army 710 0
11/22/2005 09:39 PM
So, where do you find 87.1 lb. turkey?
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Side-splitting
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La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
11/22/2005 09:42 PM
Oh, I expect you could find him in a gutter right about now.
I'm going to get in trouble for talking about him.
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Funny
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Ashleighster 470 8
11/22/2005 09:43 PM
Never thought of that....and what kind of oven would you put it in.?
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Hilarious
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Ditdah 123,110 14
11/22/2005 09:43 PM
Gee, I'm so glad AshleyShakespeare is back... I missed her dearly.
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Funny
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Ashleighster 470 8
11/22/2005 09:43 PM
Oh, I expect you could find him in a gutter right about now.
I'm going to get in trouble for talking about him.
what the hell is that all about?
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Funny
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Uh-oh Army 710 0
11/22/2005 09:43 PM
Who's Him? I haven't met Him yet.
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Side-splitting
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Ashleighster 470 8
11/22/2005 09:44 PM
Missed you lots too Ditdah
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SuGarD - Corned Beef & GABbage 2,724 8
11/22/2005 09:45 PM
Dear, Arseblitzen;
The ctrl+v turkey recipe is funny, but that doesn't make you funny. Two things will happen if you continue to post: You will be nip-twisted until you grow some balls; you will be kicked in the balls until you're funny.
Love and kisses,
SuGarD
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Ditdah 123,110 14
11/22/2005 09:45 PM
Wanna make out?
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La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
11/22/2005 09:46 PM
<action>pretends Dit was talking to her</action>And how!
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Hilarious
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Ashleighster 470 8
11/22/2005 09:47 PM
I didn't ctrl+v the turkey recipe. my mom brought it home from work today. she got it from a customer.
My nipples are tender and I will never have balls....does that mean I will never be funny?
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SuGarD - Corned Beef & GABbage 2,724 8
11/22/2005 09:56 PM
my mom brought it home from work today. she got it from a customer...
who got from an email which has been circulating forever.
How's your head?
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Uh-oh Army 710 0
11/22/2005 09:56 PM
I think I got that email too.
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Hilarious
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Ashleighster 470 8
11/22/2005 09:57 PM
Frost.
You just had to google it didn't you....
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Ashleighster 470 8
11/22/2005 09:57 PM
so that means i'm not funny?
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Ditdah 123,110 14
11/22/2005 09:59 PM
Yeah, basically.
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Hilarious
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Ashleighster 470 8
11/22/2005 10:00 PM
damn...how do ya'll do it?
being funny that is...
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Amusing
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Uh-oh Army 710 0
11/22/2005 10:01 PM
Just keep trying and
as everybody knows, when somebody says that you try really hard, but don't achieve anything it basically means that you suck at it and can't think of any compliments or anything that you did right.
So just keep trying.
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Ashleighster 470 8
11/22/2005 10:03 PM
ummm...ok
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SuGarD - Corned Beef & GABbage 2,724 8
11/22/2005 10:15 PM
How about looking for opportunities, Arseblitzen?
Like this door I left open for you:
How's your head?
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Uh-oh Army 710 0
11/22/2005 10:30 PM
I'm gonna use that recipe for my THanksgiving turkey.
It seems great.
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Hilarious
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Ashleighster 470 8
11/22/2005 11:13 PM
Haven't gotten any lately...
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Ashleighster 470 8
11/22/2005 11:26 PM
WOO HOO!
ACCEPTANCE IS BUT A CLICK AWAY!
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Hilarious
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SuGarD - Corned Beef & GABbage 2,724 8
11/22/2005 11:28 PM
Oh, right. Sorry.
Arseblitzen you Frosttard n00b! Get the Frost out!
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piemaster - Drunk like a glass of water. 12,538 15
11/23/2005 12:16 AM
turkey's cavities are filled?
Which brings me to my next question: Anyone seen Lunchboxx lately?
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Fratberry 283,018 53
11/23/2005 12:41 AM
I HOPE YOU ARE ALL REAL DAMN HAPPY.
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Livewire 78,229 13
11/23/2005 12:43 AM
I think the best way to have turkey is banned.
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