Jesus is my airbag 44,835 9
11/25/2005 01:42 PM

It's ok SuperTurkey, you're safe here.



Can you tell me, why do you flood the board?

The Baptist 1,672 8
11/25/2005 01:47 PM

<action> jumps up from crowd and yells,</action>



Cause he's a Frost-ing idiot!

Loverly Lila 78,555 13
11/25/2005 01:47 PM

Because he was beaten as a child!

BobJohnson, President of Tralfamadore 178,045 22
11/25/2005 01:49 PM

Because GAB doesn't have flood insurance?

Chance 171,275 14
11/25/2005 01:51 PM

Did I miss where his phone number was posted? I'd love to call and speak with his daddy.

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
11/25/2005 01:55 PM

Never happened Chance. It's just a figment of imagination.



*waves hand in front of thread*



*These are not the arguments that you are looking for*

Dinky is on the Naughty List 413 7
11/25/2005 02:01 PM

Y'all need to get a grip. So what if a number was posted or not? Turkey, you need to get back in the fridge with the rest of the leftovers!

Chance 171,275 14
11/25/2005 02:02 PM

It wasnt even your number you jackass.

Crackalacka 68,758 11
11/25/2005 02:06 PM

Did you get any calls? I bet you didn't you boring Froster!

Miracles 22,430 0
11/25/2005 02:06 PM

BullShakespeare. Post that email. Let's all see it.

Jesus is my airbag 44,835 9
11/25/2005 02:06 PM

<action>sips hot coco, slips some ambrosia into her mug</action>

So, is this about trust or punishment?



I'd like to think the person who should be punished for breaching trust is the person who broke it.



Why do you feel you need to punish the entire board for one person's misdeeds?



*starts drinking ambrosia straight*

Loverly Lila 78,555 13
11/25/2005 02:06 PM

Miracles

11/24/2005 10:15 pm[Nkrf6OAxAnFZu4xLtUUfvg]

That wasn't even his number, Roofie.



Well, well. Looks like turkey's number was never even posted to begin with, Kittens.

Also, as there is no proof either way it appears that no Gab rule was broken after all!

I wonder what the notoriously stupid Frost has to say now...

Dinky is on the Naughty List 413 7
11/25/2005 02:07 PM

Muahaha, I love this! Get him Miracles!

Crackalacka 68,758 11
11/25/2005 02:08 PM

You post all this stupid Shakespeare so nobody can laugh, and then you say it's none of my business? You didn't get any did you? You boring Froster.

Loverly Lila 78,555 13
11/25/2005 02:10 PM

Your mother could have chosen a coathanger, but she, unfortunately, chose to let you live.

The Baptist 1,672 8
11/25/2005 02:11 PM

Game, set, match, Loverly.

Jesus is my airbag 44,835 9
11/25/2005 02:12 PM

<action>takes her top off, crowd hushes</action>

This thread was not to be about bashing SuperTurkey.



Please refrain from posting bad things about him.



Millions of Turkeys were slaughtered yesterday, I feel it's my doodie as a vegitarian to try and save one more Turkey from slaughter.

Loverly Lila 78,555 13
11/25/2005 02:15 PM

I think I already expressed that same sentiment, Chancey.



Love you!

Jesus is my airbag 44,835 9
11/25/2005 02:15 PM

Turkey, please, let's talk about this.



What are the top three reasons you choose to flood the board?

Darrinz 21,346 0
11/25/2005 02:16 PM

He didn't choose to. The voices in his head told him to.



Psycho.

Chance 171,275 14
11/25/2005 02:18 PM

The only person that is a fat Carroll is you. You have the biggest Frost-ing maw of a vagina Ive ever seen. Poe.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
11/25/2005 02:18 PM

<action>stands up in the middle of the classroom</action>

I too had an abortion!

Crackalacka 68,758 11
11/25/2005 02:18 PM

<action> slaps turkey with a gauntlet</action>



How dare you speak to the queen that way!

Jesus is my airbag 44,835 9
11/25/2005 02:19 PM

Jesus cristo people!



No wonder he's so pissed off, you keep egging him on.



Now, let's get down to business, talk about this like adults.

Jade - bisexual when drunk 14,453 11
11/25/2005 02:20 PM

Jeez. Where's Ollie with the dead baby jokes when you need him?

Crackalacka 68,758 11
11/25/2005 02:21 PM

Still no calls huh?























I promise that's the last time.

Dinky is on the Naughty List 413 7
11/25/2005 02:22 PM

A public lynching, now here's a family tradition I know and love.

Chance 171,275 14
11/25/2005 02:24 PM

Kittus,

It doesnt matter if we talk to him like an adult. Its been tried before. He is intellectually handicap. I'm tired of talking to him calmly. He is a Frost-ing retard. He should kill himself. Hes a waste of skin..air..space.

Crackalacka 68,758 11
11/25/2005 02:28 PM

Chance is so Frost-ing hot when she gets aggressive. Tell Me I'm A Worthless Slave!

Jesus is my airbag 44,835 9
11/25/2005 02:28 PM

have explained it several times.

It seems that you come up with a new reason each time you flood the board.



she uses gabbers while off gab and now even on gab to Frost with my life.

I'm probably one of the most connected gabbers here. No one I have a friendship with off the board have mentioned her or you.



this last time she spend 2 months building my trust just to Frost me over.

I don't understand this statement. If she had spent the last two months building your trust, GAB should have not had any of your flooding posts. That has not been the case.



i am sick of her convincing(albeit the minority) of gabbers to do her dirty work and Frost with my life.

And we are sick of hearing about it.



you gabbers encourage it by rooting her on, even though SEVERAL gabbers have come forward and admitted to her trickery, you all refuse to do anything about it.

Trickery is different than being malicious.



now she is posting my personal info on gab just like what got me banned. and if you all still support her after banning me for the same reason, you all deserve the flooding that will continue until she is gone.

We, the majority of GAB do not have control over who has access to GAB.



What can we do for you that would make you not flood the board?

Jesus is my airbag 44,835 9
11/25/2005 02:34 PM

in the past 2 months, i have not flooded the boards once. not since the last deal was made and broken.

Can you post an email stating that you two had a deal?



and did you know about chickens trying to pull his Shakespeare, he even admitted to it, you didn't know, did you?

Chickens didn't do it maliciously. He wasn't siding with you or Miracles.

Darrinz 21,346 0
11/25/2005 02:34 PM

Why don't you just stop coming to Zug? What you can't read won't bother you.

Crackalacka 68,758 11
11/25/2005 02:38 PM

Not a single call huh?





HA!! I LIED!!!!!! BORING FrostER!!!!!!!



Go ahead and flood it I'm going home.

Jesus is my airbag 44,835 9
11/25/2005 02:39 PM

yes, i can and will post emails showing we had a deal.



Bring it on.

Prof. Fantabulous 19,711 13
11/25/2005 02:39 PM

Say what you want about the flooding and name calling, but this is still far better than having to read about the two of them screwing on a trampoline.

Jesus is my airbag 44,835 9
11/25/2005 02:42 PM

And? She said she was going to post while at work.

Jesus is my airbag 44,835 9
11/25/2005 02:46 PM

Post your reply to her email saying that please.



Your statements hold no water without proof.

Prof. Fantabulous 19,711 13
11/25/2005 02:48 PM

didn't use it to talk Shakespeare



C'mon, fifty percent of the board is poop jokes.

Miracles 22,430 0
11/25/2005 02:55 PM

Exactly. So, the "deal" to not mess with GAB was broken by Turkey. The deal was I wouldn't post if he left everyone alone and stopped IMing and starting fights with GABbers.



He IM'd Chickens to start Shakespeare and then was mad when I started posting again on GAB.



No. I don't respect him in the least. And no, he will not tell me what I can and can't do.

Miracles 22,430 0
11/25/2005 02:55 PM

From: ridenour1@collegeclub.com Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert

To: "AmyWilliams" <amymiracles@yahoo.com>

Subject: Re: Good morning!



I just told him if there was something he wanted to know about me, all

he had to do was ask, no more, no less. I wasn't talking Shakespeare or

anything.



If you don't like that, sorry, I didn't mention you or anything,

besides, it seems noone even had a clue what it was anyway. Also, heh, it

appears they think it's totally someone else.



Amy Williams <amymiracles@yahoo.com> wrote:



>There is a thread about you trying to IM Chickens. I know it is you -

no one else does.

Jesus is my airbag 44,835 9
11/25/2005 02:57 PM

do whatever you want, amy. i know you don't have any clue as to what common respect is, but you could at least try.



You tell her to do whatever she wants, yet you don't give her the consequenses to breaking "common respect."



You should also know that alcoholics, recovering or not, are extrememly self-centered and generally do not care about other peoples feelings, just their own.



Knowing that little bit of information should show you that no matter what you do, she'll always come off as the victim and you'll always end up hurt.

Jesus is my airbag 44,835 9
11/25/2005 03:00 PM

Miracles, perhaps you should talk to your sponsor about this. I hardly think antagonizing a practicing alcoholic/addict is a path to recovery.



Your actions are affecting those around you.

Miracles 22,430 0
11/25/2005 03:00 PM

You should also know that alcoholics, recovering or not, are extrememly self-centered and generally do not care about other peoples feelings, just their own.



Knowing that little bit of information should show you that no matter what you do, she'll always come off as the victim and you'll always end up hurt.



Kittuns - you are ignorant. That is a Frosted up judgement. The main reasons I got sober were to better the lives of others around me - that isn't selfish.



You are also acting as if I am the only alcoholic in this pair. Turkey was a drunk when I met him and the difference is he still is.

Jade - bisexual when drunk 14,453 11
11/25/2005 03:00 PM

<action>sighs</action>Turkey, whenever you start up this kind of Shakespeare, usually I just ignore it. But you have to keep pushing your luck, don't you? The internet is a free place, and GAB can be used by everyone. What right do you have to tell Miracles to stop posting here?



None. None whatsoever.



All of us want to be free to enjoy GAB. Yes, you and Miracles may have had a turbulent relationship. But there's no need to involve the rest of us in it. Keep your problems with Miracles (who I think is actually quite nice and funny) seperate from GAB. We'd all appreciate that very much.

Miracles 22,430 0
11/25/2005 03:01 PM

I would say that you are the one antagonizing him by requesting that he post personal emails from me.

Chance 171,275 14
11/25/2005 03:03 PM

Someone still loves Miracles. Thats what hurts huh..that she doesnt return your feelings? Cry me a river.

Hot Beverage 2,715 9
11/25/2005 03:04 PM

<action>Sorry about the length of this one</action>

Turkey, what are you trying to accomplish by flooding the boards?

It's already been established that Miracles is not going to be banned because of some juvenile bargain. Do you really think you have some sort of power over Gabbers because you can flood the board? Anyone can do that and it's really not that hard for most people to ignore. You can't punish people if they don't care what you have to say.



As Oboe said, you're only hurting yourself. If you really feel like you were a victim of whatever happened, I can see how you might want to change the situation, but what you're doing now is not helping you become vindicated. People see your "kddffhf" and automatically want to side with Miracles.



if you do not ban her, it will have justified all i have done flooding wise because it will prove you people are hypocritical fags.



Also, whether or not Miracles has upset your personal life outside of Gab, on Gab she's a well-liked regular. You, on the other hand, made enemies with most people here by making your lovers quarrels public. It may be hypocritical for you to have been banned and Miracles to still be here, but why does it matter? Why are you so bent on proving that everyone here is a hypocrite? Will it matter to us if we are guilty of hypocrisy? No, probably not. Life isn't always fair, and you can't make it fair by bitching.

Chance 171,275 14
11/25/2005 03:04 PM

No she will not go to homecoming with you!

Jesus is my airbag 44,835 9
11/25/2005 03:05 PM

Kittuns - you are ignorant.

Sigh.

Sweety, I have three years in a program. I know that those who have the disease are the ones who are selfish. Just because you have 9 months of sobriety doesn't mean you're anywhere near recovered. One still has the same characteristics as an addict/alcoholiCarrollil they make a decision to change.



You are also acting as if I am the only alcoholic in this pair. Turkey was a drunk when I met him and the difference is he still is.

See my last post.

Jesus is my airbag 44,835 9
11/25/2005 03:08 PM

I would say that you are the one antagonizing him by requesting that he post personal emails from me.



Antagonizing? Hardly. He claims you guys had a deal. I wanted him to prove it. Get all this Shakespeare out into the open instead of making it a he said/she said fiasco that it was.

Miracles 22,430 0
11/25/2005 03:10 PM

This has been tried 4 or 5 times before, Kittuns.



The phone call with Duh and the emails with Hat - it doesn't appease him. He just isn't normal.

Jesus is my airbag 44,835 9
11/25/2005 03:14 PM

Well, everytime he floods he should be called back on it.



Just FYI... I don't like either Miracles or SuperTurkey as well as a host of others on the board. I think GAB sucks and this Shakespeare just makes it suck more.



I left so that I could work and lurk...

Hot Beverage 2,715 9
11/25/2005 03:18 PM

the bottom line, bev. is yes life isn't fair, so deal with my response if you all refuse to help solve the problem.



it isn't fair to me for having to deal with all the crap. it is fair for you to accept the consequences of siding with her, which you have so the point is moot.



Turkey, first of all, I'm speaking for a collective group of people. I'm not siding with either of you.



Secondly, it is no one's responsibility to "help [you] solve [your] problems." You are an adult. You agreed that life isn't fair, yet you're still bitching about how other people should help you. Let. It. Go.



And finally, "the consequences" of siding with Miracle, I assume, are your inane posts and board flooding, which I don't care about because up until this moment, I've never bothered reading your bullShakespeare.

Hot Beverage 2,715 9
11/25/2005 03:25 PM

then bev, you have no valuable input if you have no idea what is even going on.



I guess you're right. Continue on your path, achieving nothing. Don't let my practicality impair your ability to make poor decisions.

Jesus is my airbag 44,835 9
11/25/2005 03:43 PM

What can we do for you that would make you not flood the board?



Can you please answer this question?

Jesus is my airbag 44,835 9
11/25/2005 03:48 PM

If she "leaves" what prevents her from creating a new log-in?



How will you know it's her? Everytime a n00b posts after she leaves will you flood the board because you think it's her?

Jesus is my airbag 44,835 9
11/25/2005 03:49 PM

AND have all the rest of gabbers refrain from intruding in my life in any way



You can't control the actions of other people.



in communist GAB the board posts you!

Jesus is my airbag 44,835 9
11/25/2005 03:55 PM

Have you tried sending individual emails to the people who are causing you greif and asked them politely to stop?

BobJohnson, President of Tralfamadore 178,045 22
11/25/2005 03:58 PM

Hmmmmm. Now I'm curious if the "post as anyone without logging in" bug would let me post from banned accounts.



Too bad I would probably get banned if I tried it. The curiosity will drive me crazy.



CRAZY!!! CRAZY, I TELL YOU!!!

Jesus is my airbag 44,835 9
11/25/2005 04:02 PM

Ok, well, I've been very reasonable thus far.



Can you ask these people again, privately, to stop messing with you?



Please list individuals in this thread who have personally attacked you (in a malicious manner, not those who just chime in because they think it's funny) and then send them an email telling them to stop. CC me and I'll stand as witness to this.



We can use this thread as a reference to the offenders. If they continue to harass you, you can send an email to John saying that you asked these people politely to stop.

BobJohnson, President of Tralfamadore 178,045 22
11/25/2005 04:06 PM

Um, something tells me you don't know anything about that bug, or John Hargrave would be flooding the board.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/25/2005 04:08 PM

Good thing I didn't have any family drama to deal with during Thanksgiving or this would really be annoying.

Jesus is my airbag 44,835 9
11/25/2005 04:10 PM

Post the offenders now or link me to a thread that does.



If you cannot provide names or a link I will assume that you doing the flooding for your own amusement and are being hurtful to the community as a whole.

Darrinz 21,346 0
11/25/2005 04:15 PM

Will it go round in circles

Will it fly high like a turkey up in the sky

Will it go round in circles

Will it fly high like a turkey up in the sky



I know turkeys don't fly, but this thing is just going around in circles like the last time he flooded.

Jesus is my airbag 44,835 9
11/25/2005 04:17 PM

but this thing is just going around in circles like the last time he flooded.



Meh.



I'm bored and needed more drama in my life.

The Lovely Daggy 86,705 14
11/25/2005 04:26 PM

This thread makes me glad I haven't had internet for 3 weeks.



In other news..... THERE'S AN OUTSIDE!!

Chance 171,275 14
11/25/2005 04:26 PM

Coo Coo

Coo Coo

Jesus is my airbag 44,835 9
11/25/2005 04:27 PM

Is anyone currently harassing you?

Miracles 22,430 0
11/25/2005 04:28 PM

TPP and McGillicuty have not even been around for over a year. All of this stuff is so old - Hammer, Donk - they are not giving you Shakespeare - they may have IMd or emailed you a year ago.



Nothing has been happening in your personal life. You brag no one can find you, then you cry that everyone is bugging you in your personal life.



If I really was trying to get GABbers to harass you, wouldn't you think I would have shared your numbers and address and everything I know personally about you?



Even when you posted about my abortion and all my other personal Shakespeare - I didn't stoop to that level and never shared your personal info.



This is all about your ego. You know it.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/25/2005 04:31 PM

A horse is a horse of course of course. And no one can talk to a horse of course unless the horse keeps getting revived and beaten again.

The Lovely Daggy 86,705 14
11/25/2005 04:31 PM

I could really use a manicure.

Jesus is my airbag 44,835 9
11/25/2005 04:35 PM

Everything is about ego Miracles.



You two need to quit trying to be martyrs.



Actually, don't.



Martyrs need to die to prove their point.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/25/2005 04:36 PM

By manicure, do you mean bottle of vodka chilled in the freezer ready to be served to you by a pool boy?

Chance 171,275 14
11/25/2005 04:39 PM

<action> farts </action>

Miracles 22,430 0
11/25/2005 04:39 PM

you posted my Frost-ing phone number on here last night, you stupid Frost-ing whore.\



Prove it. Find the post that your number is shown.



Just like post the email that I allegedly wrote you to tell you I posted it.



You are a liar - it's all you know.



You are the one that is banned - so, perhaps you should be the one to leave.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/25/2005 04:39 PM

Hahahahaha, Turkey is still in love. Why else would he be going through all this trouble? Aw, that's so cute. You should send flowers instead though.

The Lovely Daggy 86,705 14
11/25/2005 04:40 PM

Describe this pool boy......

Chance 171,275 14
11/25/2005 04:40 PM

Thats what I think also.

Vanilla Dew 891 10
11/25/2005 04:40 PM

if you hate all this so much, just go the Frost away.



Why do people never listen to their own advice?

Miracles 22,430 0
11/25/2005 04:41 PM

<action>farts to mix with Chance's scent</action>

Jesus is my airbag 44,835 9
11/25/2005 04:43 PM

Miracles, why don't you just change your log in and not let anyone know?



It happens all the time... you know, maybe you are being a little selfish by going against your and Turkey's "deal."

The Lovely Daggy 86,705 14
11/25/2005 04:45 PM

Licorice is the answer to everything. The sooner you people realise this, the better!

SausageBoy 15,703 0
11/25/2005 04:45 PM

I could really use a manicure.



Bites Daggy's ass!!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/25/2005 04:45 PM

Daggy's pool boy:



Tall and lean, built like a swimmer. She like to stare at his body as the sun glistens off his muscles when he climbs out of the pool. Always ready with a towel or a vodka, he is ready to serve. His shoulder length hair and dark complexion give away his Latin heritage. That he speaks little English has never seemed to be a problem.

Jesus is my airbag 44,835 9
11/25/2005 04:47 PM

Licorice is the answer to everything.



Licorice?!?



throws bottles of Gray Goose out



I've been misreading that advice for years.

Jade - bisexual when drunk 14,453 11
11/25/2005 04:47 PM

<action>wanders into thread. Inhales. Faints.</action>

The Lovely Daggy 86,705 14
11/25/2005 04:49 PM

WHY IS THE POOL BOY IN MY POOL!!?

Miracles 22,430 0
11/25/2005 04:49 PM

she is a little bitch that is creaming with joy at Frost-ing with my life and bothering me.



Bothering YOU? You called me 37 times in 2 hours yesterday. That is harassment, tickturd.



This will end and it will be done the right way. I am not going to make threats on your life like you do to me - I am going through the right channels legally.



Your dad will be so proud of you when he finally sees the man you have truly become.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/25/2005 04:50 PM

Clean the filters.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/25/2005 04:51 PM

I am going through the right channels legally.



Great, we are going to be the ones used to prove the legality of internet depositions.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
11/25/2005 04:52 PM

You know, I'm pretty sure that Stalin and Hitler never talk to each other on a public message board. And I'm pretty sure also that they have blocked each other in their e-mail, IM programs, cell phones and in any other means of communication available in hell.



This way they never hear about each other, and apart from all the burning heat, I'm sure they are living pretty peaceful deaths.

Jade - bisexual when drunk 14,453 11
11/25/2005 04:54 PM

<action>wakes up</action>I can't believe no-one took advantage of the fact that I was lying unconscious on the floor.



You lot disappointed me.

Miracles 22,430 0
11/25/2005 04:54 PM

Harassment, stalking and death threats are illegal.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/25/2005 04:56 PM

I GOT IT. Daggy's pool boy was in the pool to check that the ph was in perfect balance with her flawless skin.

Jesus is my airbag 44,835 9
11/25/2005 04:58 PM

Harassment, stalking and death threats are illegal.



Whoa, whoa, whoa!



Stalking is only illegal if you can prove it.



*non-chalantly peers through her BIG spying glass*

lupience, Wearing jammies all day 26,981 11
11/25/2005 04:58 PM

<action>enters room, sneaks some copper and magnesium into the fire</action>



Look everyone, isn't that pretty!

SausageBoy 15,703 0
11/25/2005 04:59 PM

Daggy's "pool boy" was making sure that the Vodka in pool was over "100 proof"

The Lovely Daggy 86,705 14
11/25/2005 05:02 PM

I found a game!



EVERYBODY! Read this thread from start to finish, and count how many times you mutter 'oh for heavens sake!'.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/25/2005 05:03 PM

<action>shakes his ass at Kittuns, knocks Mars and Venus out of alignment</action>

Oops.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/25/2005 05:04 PM

Hey Daggy, here's a game, kill your pool boy since apparently you don't like him.



You are so off my Christmas Card list.

Miracles 22,430 0
11/25/2005 05:05 PM

I'm not responding anymore. It is completely non-sensical dealing with him.



He needs help. Eric, you really should talk to someone about how you feel - not just here on GAB. Go see a counselor or something. Seriously, it might help ease your mind.

lupience, Wearing jammies all day 26,981 11
11/25/2005 05:10 PM

I counted around 42 "oh for heaven's sakes".



I guess I don't understand why this dgwohccd person feels this entire board should care about some stupid Junior High obsession. It's pretty silly.

I guess some people's lives are so terribly boring they need to stir up drama for entertainment.

Perhaps someone should give this person a tool belt, and hook him up with Habitat for Humanity, and he can take out his sophomoric agressions pounding 2x4s into the shape of walls for the homeless.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/25/2005 05:11 PM

Lupe, just because you two share an icon, don't try to get pubah a house, it will ruin his schtick.

lupience, Wearing jammies all day 26,981 11
11/25/2005 05:11 PM

<action>tosses a 'g' into thread

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/25/2005 05:12 PM

Anyone know the number for Ann Landers?



Well, actually we probably need the number for Jerry Springer.

Jesus is my airbag 44,835 9
11/25/2005 05:15 PM

Alright, I counted 106.



But seriously, folks try the veal.

Yorkie Destructor: Mix 'n Match 60,724 12
11/25/2005 05:21 PM

<action>gets totally naked, masturbates all over thread, because NO-ONE Frost-ing CARES ANYMORE. NO-ONE'S OUT TO GET ANYBODY, AND EVERYONE NEEDS TO SHUT THE Frost UP. TURKEY, MOVE THE Frost ON. SORRY BAD THINGS HAPPENED TO YOU. BAD THINGS HAPPEN SOMETIMES. MOVE THE Frost ON</action>

Yorkie Destructor: Mix 'n Match 60,724 12
11/25/2005 05:21 PM

I want the award for "angriest action tag ever".

allhallowseve 24 7
11/25/2005 05:22 PM

hello

Jade - bisexual when drunk 14,453 11
11/25/2005 05:23 PM

Here ya go.



*gives SD the award for angriest-ever action tag*

lupience, Wearing jammies all day 26,981 11
11/25/2005 05:24 PM

Dude- it's yours.

SausageBoy 15,703 0
11/25/2005 05:24 PM

hiya all hallow

allhallowseve 24 7
11/25/2005 05:30 PM

so.... this is all there is to it? lmao

lupience, Wearing jammies all day 26,981 11
11/25/2005 05:30 PM

bumper cars

The Lovely Daggy 86,705 14
11/25/2005 05:31 PM

Have you ever had to answer the phone while wearing those tooth whitening strips? I have.

Jesus is my airbag 44,835 9
11/25/2005 05:33 PM

Turkey, you can't protect people from other people.



Being so villigent about it is making you out to be a crazier person that she is.



Miracles acts upon her own free will, as do you.

The Lovely Daggy 86,705 14
11/25/2005 05:33 PM

so.... this is all there is to it? lmao



Oh no you dittan!

Yorkie Destructor: Mix 'n Match 60,724 12
11/25/2005 05:44 PM

<action>comes across a large boulder in thread. Thinks about it for a second, realizes it's not a big deal, then GETS OVER IT.</action>

lupience, Wearing jammies all day 26,981 11
11/25/2005 05:52 PM

Some people ponder and prattle

Some people push and shove

Looking for little mole hills

To make big mountains of.

McPants sees the sky about to rain 19,555 11
11/25/2005 05:55 PM

Some people stand in the darkness

Afraid to step into the light

Some people need to help somebody

When the edge of surrender's in sight

The Lovely Daggy 86,705 14
11/25/2005 05:56 PM

Oh for heavens sake!

Jade - bisexual when drunk 14,453 11
11/25/2005 05:57 PM

Thank you, McPants. Now I have visions of Pamela Anderson and David Hasslehoff running through my head.



*sings the Baywatch theme and runs along a beach*

Jesus is my airbag 44,835 9
11/25/2005 05:58 PM

Oh for heavens sake!



112.

lupience, Wearing jammies all day 26,981 11
11/25/2005 05:59 PM

When you're feeling forlorn,

eat corn

When you're treated with scorn,

eat corn.

When the world starts to stink, and you start to think

You never should have been born-

Eat.Corn.

Humphrey B Buck Naked 51,764 12
11/25/2005 06:01 PM

It's 10 in the morning and I need a drink.

McPants sees the sky about to rain 19,555 11
11/25/2005 06:03 PM

Thank you, McPants. Now I have visions of Pamela Anderson and David Hasslehoff running through my head.



Don't you worry, it's gonna be alright.

Humphrey B Buck Naked 51,764 12
11/25/2005 06:04 PM

<action>sits back down, gagging a little</action>mmmmm.... early morning vodka mouth.

mrsjk2k (needs a stiff one) 836 7
11/25/2005 06:05 PM

hiya all hallow



SausageBoy speaks to strangers but not to the Mrs. Drink a few more love and then maybe we can talk.

Jade - bisexual when drunk 14,453 11
11/25/2005 06:05 PM

Oh, what the hell...



As long as I'm ready, I won't let you outta my sight.

lupience, Wearing jammies all day 26,981 11
11/25/2005 06:06 PM

When you just cannot please-

eat cheese.

When you've lost your main squeeze-

eat cheese.

When your cat starts to shed, and you start to dread that you're gonna die from a sneeze-

Eat cheese.

Humphrey B Buck Naked 51,764 12
11/25/2005 06:12 PM

My 4 year old is watching Hi-5, a kids show.



I just asked him witch his fovourite was. Her said "Charlie, 'cause she's got big boobies."



Oh how I laughed.

Humphrey B Buck Naked 51,764 12
11/25/2005 06:12 PM

My 4 year old is watching Hi-5, a kids show.



I just asked him whitch his fovourite was. Her said "Charlie, 'cause she's got big boobies."



Oh how I laughed.

Humphrey B Buck Naked 51,764 12
11/25/2005 06:13 PM

bugger

lupience, Wearing jammies all day 26,981 11
11/25/2005 06:15 PM

Could you repeat that?

lupience, Wearing jammies all day 26,981 11
11/25/2005 06:17 PM

I'm going to drink beer and shovel snow.

If all goes well, I will not come up with more stupid poetry,

I will die of a heart attack.

Suicide Ranger with Poison Turkey for the Pilgrims 27,937 12
11/25/2005 06:37 PM

I don't have the time or patience to read this whole thread. Can someone give me a summary?

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/25/2005 06:38 PM

You know, for a second there, I was gonna read this entire thread and attempt to form an opinion.



Then I realized, Why the Frost would I want to do that?

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/25/2005 06:39 PM

Everyone on GAB loves me.



You should too.

Suicide Ranger with Poison Turkey for the Pilgrims 27,937 12
11/25/2005 06:42 PM

I never claimed to love anyone. In fact, given the options I would probably punch each one of you in the stomach.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/25/2005 06:43 PM

<action>pats his stomach</action>You better bring several friends, kemo sabe.

lupience, Wearing jammies all day 26,981 11
11/25/2005 06:49 PM

I loved you once Ditdah, It was under-rated.





As a matter of fact, you should have your own icon.

How you can do all that with all those women and drive at the same time is beyond my comprehension.

OireTron, Galactic Hotel Manager 278 7
11/25/2005 07:03 PM

Summary: sdflsje nli whatever he calls himself is getting his panties in a tumble because "people are intruding on his life" on a random message board on the Internet. Which means, truly, that Internet is his life. Which no one is actually doing, but until this nothing stops, he will flood the board like God Damn Noah. Wait, Noah didn't flood anything did he? Crap.

Yorkie Destructor: Mix 'n Match 60,724 12
11/25/2005 07:04 PM

Yo, n00b:





Don't try.

OireTron, Galactic Hotel Manager 278 7
11/25/2005 07:30 PM

=(

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/25/2005 07:32 PM

Great SD - look what you made him do.

Holiday Spiced Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
11/25/2005 07:43 PM

OMG LOL!!!11!! n00b sux0rzzz

McPants sees the sky about to rain 19,555 11
11/25/2005 07:49 PM

Making a smiley.



The gab equivalent of violently throwing up in the middle of a conversation. Without even offering to mop it up afterwards.

OireTron, Galactic Hotel Manager 278 7
11/25/2005 07:51 PM

Reminds me of a party I went to recently. Wait, I don't even remember it.

lupience, Wearing jammies all day 26,981 11
11/25/2005 07:58 PM

<action>Goes through thread with mop......again.

larkknot 3,359 10
11/25/2005 08:05 PM

Turkey, there is one very simple reason why people are "siding" with Miracles and why you are banned. In most cases, it's because you flood the board and Miracles says funny things. Her actions affect the board in a positive way, where yours affect it negatively. You are acting this way: "If I can't have it all to myself, no one can enjoy it!" And that's just Frost-ing childish. Didn't someone teach you how to share in kindergarten?

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/25/2005 08:06 PM

She's got a nicer butt, too.

lupience, Wearing jammies all day 26,981 11
11/25/2005 08:23 PM

Larkknot- Your need to try and make fgoewpdkfye see the light is admirable.

But if you sit there and slam a giant pipe wrench onto your head it will be just as effective.





In other words, this person I don't even know will not listen to you, or anyone else. He lives for himself, and lives for the moment, and lives for his past.

He is an idealist with delusions, and wants the gratification of people choosing sides.

In his mind a person is either with him, or against him, whether they know the details or not- he doesn't care.

He is in desperate need of peers, and wishes to regress back to what's familiar rather than mature and create a productive future.

He needs to manipulate and cause unrest in order to feel successful.



He is textbook- but feels unique.

During his cycle of ups and downs he returns to this website for attention.

Everybody needs to believe in something.



































I believe I'll have another beer.

Loverly Lila 78,555 13
11/25/2005 09:30 PM

As long as flooding occurs, this thread will be bumped.

When I think about you I touch myself 15,189 12
11/25/2005 09:35 PM

Would someone send him some movie passes or a blow up doll?

lupience, Wearing jammies all day 26,981 11
11/25/2005 10:13 PM

Oooh! Ohhh!







I got nothing. Shakespeare.

lupience, Just might wear jammies all weekend. 26,981 11
11/26/2005 01:45 AM

bump, and nothing else.

Loverly Lila 78,555 13
11/26/2005 05:13 AM

Yeah, same here.

lupience, Just might wear jammies all weekend. 26,981 11
11/26/2005 05:26 AM

I understand.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
11/26/2005 06:21 AM

I just asked him whitch his fovourite was. Her said "Charlie, 'cause she's got big boobies."









That kid is destined to be in management when he gets older.

lupience, Just might wear jammies all weekend. 26,981 11
11/26/2005 09:36 AM

ba-dum-bump

lupience, Just might wear jammies all weekend. 26,981 11
11/26/2005 11:35 AM

bump

beavertail 152 7
11/26/2005 11:39 AM

when i wear my nipple clamps i create sparks on the pavement

lupience, Just might wear jammies all weekend. 26,981 11
11/26/2005 11:43 AM

If you eat enough black licorice your poop turns dark green.

Ditdah Van Teese 0 0
12/10/2005 01:30 AM

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Ditdah Van Teese 0 0
12/10/2005 01:31 AM

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Autra - Bah Humbug 10,560 11
12/10/2005 02:35 AM

I think my life just hit a new low.



I read this entire thing, and I don't feel any dumber than when I started.



Frost.