Yorkie Destructor: Mix 'n Match 60,724 12
11/26/2005 05:19 PM

Well, at least it's not another email forward.

newwave 45,912 10
11/26/2005 05:21 PM

<action>puts on fake Internet Police uniform</action>Ashleigh, I'm going to have to ask you to take a.. *unzip* ..breathalyzer test.

Holiday Spiced Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
11/26/2005 05:22 PM

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newwave 45,912 10
11/26/2005 05:30 PM

>>>>>>> Please send this

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>>>> and also add your name and age to this list!

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Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/26/2005 05:32 PM

<action>waves around his enlarged penis</action>Go ahead and laugh, but it works.

Ashleighster 470 8
11/26/2005 05:33 PM

Oh please....and as for the breathalizer...

newwave 45,912 10
11/26/2005 05:34 PM

Ack! Stop, you're inflating it!

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11/26/2005 05:36 PM

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You're a Frosttwatwaffel

Ashleighster 470 8
11/26/2005 05:37 PM

*rolls eyes*

curd 343 0
11/26/2005 05:38 PM

You don't have much free time do you, Suicide Ranger?

Holiday Spiced Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
11/26/2005 05:42 PM

I'm at work right now, what does that tell you. I just got paied to do that.

curd 343 0
11/26/2005 05:43 PM

Thank god you aren't paid to spell.

Ashleighster 470 8
11/26/2005 05:44 PM

None of us have free time...we're always adding to threads...not to mention being stopped by the internet police for random breathalizers...sheesh

Holiday Spiced Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
11/26/2005 05:45 PM

True but while I've made 21 dollars in the last hour, how much have you made?

Darrinz 21,346 0
11/26/2005 05:46 PM

Didn't make any money...but I've had YOUR MOM!

Ashleighster 470 8
11/26/2005 05:46 PM

$14

10 from the net police and 4 from my brother.

The Baptist - Now with whitening! 1,672 8
11/26/2005 05:47 PM

OH SNAP!

curd 343 0
11/26/2005 05:47 PM

The past hour? It depends, do you count stock gains, residual life insurance income, capitol gains from owning private businesses included, and insurance sales residuals?

Holiday Spiced Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
11/26/2005 05:48 PM

Really? I don't see Ulliowl on, maybe you're telling the truth.

curd 343 0
11/26/2005 05:48 PM

What, did you only stroke off your brother Ash? Why so little?

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/26/2005 05:49 PM

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're ALL rich mother-Frosters with Porsches and 11-inch penises.

curd 343 0
11/26/2005 05:50 PM

Well, if you do count everything dogs, then I havn't made a goddamn thing.

The Baptist - Now with whitening! 1,672 8
11/26/2005 05:50 PM

Well one out of two ain't bad...

Holiday Spiced Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
11/26/2005 05:50 PM

I'm more impress with the fact you are trying to compete with a poor drunk Indian on income. How lonely are you?

Ashleighster 470 8
11/26/2005 05:51 PM

Naw...I did his girlfriend

lupience, Just might wear jammies all weekend. 26,981 11
11/26/2005 05:52 PM

I am?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/26/2005 05:52 PM

Aa Bb Cc Dd Ee Ff Gg Hh Ii Jj Kk Ll Mm Nn Oo Pp Qq Rr Ss Tt Uu Vv Ww Xx Yy Zz

Holiday Spiced Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
11/26/2005 05:54 PM

Where's the Scotch BIG, I thought I told you never to show up with out it! Frost-ing Irish can't count on them for anything except pissing on your carpet!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/26/2005 05:55 PM

Shouldn't you be dealing blackjack right now?



Lazy Injun.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/26/2005 05:56 PM

<action>tries something</action>Aa Bb Cc Dd Ee Ff Gg Hh Ii Jj Kk Ll Mm Nn Oo Qq Rr Ss Tt Uu Vv Ww Xx Yy Zz

Ashleighster 470 8
11/26/2005 05:58 PM

Ok...that wasn't the point of this thread but ok, dogs.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/26/2005 06:00 PM

That wass hysterical Dogs, so I had to click you for originality.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/26/2005 06:01 PM

Shut up, its the Holiday season and I will give away extra letters if I want to.

OireTron, Galactic Hotel Manager 278 7
11/26/2005 06:03 PM

I brought it down, though.

Holiday Spiced Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
11/26/2005 06:05 PM

<action>throws a potato to the other side of the room</action> Fetch BIG!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/26/2005 06:05 PM

That's okay new person, this isn't the old system that was Maha-rific. So even if you bring down the total rating you are still increasing his overall funny.



Stupid Carrollstain.

OireTron, Galactic Hotel Manager 278 7
11/26/2005 06:06 PM

Take your meds.

Ashleighster 470 8
11/26/2005 06:06 PM

Yea...here's some extra letters for ya







HO HO HO

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/26/2005 06:06 PM

Pfft, I'll wait for you to throw a six pack so I can at least enjoy a 7 course meal.

211,584 32
11/26/2005 06:07 PM

Say, Dogs, where's the P?

Holiday Spiced Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
11/26/2005 06:09 PM

<action>throws 5 bottles of American beer and one bottle of piss</action> Good luck finding it.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/26/2005 06:09 PM

Dogs pee? Probably on a hydrant.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/26/2005 06:09 PM

<action> sits back and enjoys a Guiness</action>

curd 343 0
11/26/2005 06:10 PM

Was that to me Big Irish guy? because I don't think I have dropped anyones happy faces since this morning. So if you are talking to me, it wasn't me.

And besides, if I knew anything about your 'old system' I wouldn't be new and probably have it figured out, right?



So, what was your point?

newwave 45,912 10
11/26/2005 06:10 PM

Check your Coke.

newwave 45,912 10
11/26/2005 06:10 PM

Haha, WAY late!

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/26/2005 06:10 PM

I know what's in every book in every library in the world.

Darrinz 21,346 0
11/26/2005 06:12 PM

Check my coke?



Damn, there's a pubic hair on my coke.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/26/2005 06:12 PM

Pages?

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/26/2005 06:16 PM

Worms, Roxanne.

Holiday Spiced Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
11/26/2005 06:17 PM

Can you recomend any good books for burnning?

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/26/2005 06:18 PM

Fahrenheit 451, Ray Bradbury.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/26/2005 06:22 PM

Oh, and this one.

Holiday Spiced Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
11/26/2005 06:23 PM

Read that one often do you dogs?

Ashleighster 470 8
11/26/2005 06:25 PM

That must be your bedtime story

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/26/2005 06:26 PM

Go ahead and laugh. I made 42 bucks off that thing.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/26/2005 06:27 PM

Wow, I'm so glad I stopped by to see this.



Hey BIG - you still being an Emerson?



Not that I care - I've had 6 drinks in the last hour, including 3 of my Dad's super strenght long islands. So you can just bite me.

Holiday Spiced Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
11/26/2005 06:27 PM

Blowing the fags that read it?

Holiday Spiced Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
11/26/2005 06:29 PM

Only 6, then again you are white and you are a woman, that pretty much sums it up.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/26/2005 06:29 PM

SR, people are going to start thinking that Nathyn hacked your login.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/26/2005 06:30 PM

Shaddup Injun.



We can't all live on firewater.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/26/2005 06:30 PM

Oh, wait, I forgot that calling people fags is funny this week.

Holiday Spiced Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
11/26/2005 06:33 PM

Damn straight fag. That that's right I put straight and fag in the same sentence. Twice!

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/26/2005 06:34 PM

That that was a good one!

Chicken Pot Pie 19 7
11/26/2005 06:35 PM

No, thats next week calling people retards is funny this week.

Holiday Spiced Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
11/26/2005 06:35 PM

...that's just wrong.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/26/2005 06:40 PM

Thanks, Pot Pie.



In my head, SR's post now reads, Blowing the retards that read it?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/26/2005 06:46 PM

Ditdah,



Have I ever stopped being an Emerson?



Me

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/26/2005 06:50 PM

You're the one who hackd SR's login?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/26/2005 06:51 PM

Need to borrow $250 for the e?

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/26/2005 06:55 PM

I'm trying to learn that AOL haxor language or something.

McPants sees the sky about to rain 19,555 11
11/26/2005 07:15 PM

<action>reads only title of thread</action>Good, this looks like the thread to post in when you are really drunk. I think I may be able to produce letters.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/26/2005 07:54 PM

Well that's good, because I'm trashed.



I still love you BIG. Even if you are an Emerson. I'd would be dissapointed if you weren't.



I am SO drunk.

lupience, Just might wear jammies all weekend. 26,981 11
11/26/2005 07:57 PM

So, Ditdah- are you trying to tell us that you're drunk?

McPants sees the sky about to rain 19,555 11
11/26/2005 07:59 PM

So, is this the official drunken thread of the evening? That can be good to know in that case. It'll be like a safe haven when the other threads demand stuff like conciousness.

Yorkie Destructor: Mix 'n Match 60,724 12
11/26/2005 08:00 PM

I'm all alone in my house, and all my friends in this town are still at their parents'.



I think I'm just going to get wasted and bum around on Yahoo for the night.

lupience, Just might wear jammies all weekend. 26,981 11
11/26/2005 08:01 PM

Shhh, you guys. Be quiet, you'll scare away the lesbian.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/26/2005 08:01 PM

God - I said that twice? Right now the GF is yelling at me for getting on ZUG, my sister is calling all GABbers freaks, and my mom asked if I was flirting with anyone.



I'm not - can I?

McPants sees the sky about to rain 19,555 11
11/26/2005 08:02 PM

Why the Frost do I always play Joanne Newsome on the stereo when I'm drunk?

lupience, Just might wear jammies all weekend. 26,981 11
11/26/2005 08:02 PM

Whatever.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/26/2005 08:02 PM

Goddamnit SD - you get on Yahoo when I'm not around to flirt with you?



You suck.

McPants sees the sky about to rain 19,555 11
11/26/2005 08:03 PM

Sure, I'm drunk enough.

lupience, Just might wear jammies all weekend. 26,981 11
11/26/2005 08:03 PM

Dit, yell over your shoulder at the people in the house to SYTT, or STFU.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/26/2005 08:05 PM

Lupie - my 2 sisters, mom and dad are here, along with friends.



I DO not want them to SMTT.

lupience, Just might wear jammies all weekend. 26,981 11
11/26/2005 08:31 PM

I understand. But you can tell your Dad that his 'favorite' joke was a big hit with the elderly members of my family.

If you want.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/26/2005 08:33 PM

Right now he has us watching the original King Kong.



We're all making fun of it so much that we're crying from laughing.

No One's Horse 294 8
11/27/2005 12:28 AM

<action>wishes...</action>Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're ALL rich mother-Frosters with Porsches and 11-inch penises.



Frost you, Dogs. I drive a BMW and have a 12 inch penis. 'Cause I rolls like dat.

No One's Horse 294 8
11/27/2005 12:30 AM

<action>recognizes this is the official drunk thread for nerds without official parties to go to.</action>Where the party bitchas be at, mother-Froster? I be ready to tear down dis house.

Chi Chi Felipe: Smells Like Teen Spirit 161,353 14
11/27/2005 12:30 AM

I drive a 12 inch BMW and have a 7-series penis.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/27/2005 12:56 AM

I'm an excellent driver.

newwave 45,912 10
11/27/2005 03:37 AM

Did somebody order a case of 40s?

Sexual Harassment Raccoon 56,688 10
11/27/2005 08:32 AM

We did, nigga!



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Chance 171,275 14
11/27/2005 09:44 AM

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're ALL rich mother-Frosters with Porsches and 11-inch penises.



How you doin'?

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/27/2005 02:59 PM

<action>looks at Chance's tiara</action>Sparkly. Definitely sparkly.