The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 129,104 14
11/29/2005 08:23 AM

"So?", I hear you saying already. "Never seen a bathroom graffiti before?".



Well, here is the best part. The graffiti was not on the stall door, or on the wall. Not even on the floor tiles. It was on the porcelain, inside the toilet bowl, below the water level!. I immediately starting asking myself some questions about that strange graffiti, such as: what kind of a twisted mind will go out of his way to make a graffiti inside a toilet bowl? And what kind of a pen writes on porcelain, with an ink that will not dissolve in water? Since I could not find an answer to any of these questions, I decided to think about how I would, in the best bathroom graffiti tradition, reply to this original artwork.



Tomorrow at 1:37 PM, when my computer chimes again, I will take a felt pen with me in the bathroom, and draw a small life buoy on the stall door.

daisypie 49,249 7
11/29/2005 08:29 AM

That's a funny story, and you've raised an interesting question, but I'm left wondering...



-Your computer tells you when to go to the bathroom?!

Dogs Akimbo 158,014 11
11/29/2005 08:29 AM

You have an alarm to poop? Man, that's anal retentive un-retentive.

Dogs Akimbo 158,014 11
11/29/2005 08:31 AM

You see, daisypie and I are just rebels.



We poop whenever, wherever and however we want.

Millie Christmas and a Happy New Year 106,737 10
11/29/2005 08:35 AM

That may be a tail, not an erection.

Captain Dan, Sultan 44,013 7
11/29/2005 08:36 AM

<action>pays Fat Joe from accounting $5 to leave the stall door open when he goes to the bathroom tomorrow at 1:36 PM</action>

daisypie 49,249 7
11/29/2005 08:36 AM

<action>poops on computer, and screams at it:</action>You're not the boss of me!

Dogs Akimbo 158,014 11
11/29/2005 08:36 AM

Nah.....



With a tail, it just looks like a...monkey?

Emperor Nick 355 5
11/29/2005 08:36 AM

I owned a permanant marker which wrote on virtually surface, and underwater. It's made by Fisher (generally well known for their "space pens"). It was confiscated by my 9th grade gym teacher when he caught me drawing a big pair of tits on the bottom of the pool. Bastard never gave it back.



Yeah, yeah, I know I'm a dirty Frost-ing n00b and I should shut my dirty Frost-ing n00b mouth, but I thought you'd be interested in knowing such a pen exists.

Millie Christmas and a Happy New Year 106,737 10
11/29/2005 08:38 AM

Keeping your mouth open or shut won't really make a difference--unless you type with your tongue.

Fartpuppy 5,034 6
11/29/2005 08:39 AM

Keyboards taste funny.

Senior Destructor: Manwhore of the Internet. 60,347 9
11/29/2005 08:42 AM

You should stop using Daisypie's computer.

Emperor Nick 355 5
11/29/2005 08:43 AM

I was born without the use of my arms and I would have appreciated a little bit of sensitivity on the subject, thank you very much.

Millie Christmas and a Happy New Year 106,737 10
11/29/2005 08:44 AM

Why don't you use your toes, then?



I think that would be easier. Just a suggestion.

Emperor Nick 355 5
11/29/2005 08:46 AM

Begause my feet are badly deformed. Jesus.

Fartpuppy 5,034 6
11/29/2005 08:50 AM

Can I get a photo of you?



You know to laugh at your misery.

Dogs Akimbo 158,014 11
11/29/2005 08:50 AM

I was born without the use of my arms



I used to make jokes like that. Since the accident, I haven't found them as funny.

RR: naughty and nice 56,383 7
11/29/2005 10:03 AM

Mailman, that just made my night 70 times better.

Chit Eating Grin 163,436 10
11/29/2005 10:48 AM

Just a thought on the mechanics of it all. If you were to turn off the water inlet valve, most likely at the wall below the toilet, then flush it (2x) you should have a dry bowl to work with. then when dry, just open the valve and flush a few times and back to normal.







As for how you might modify it, you could sign it, Pablo Poopcaso, Nathaniel Grogan, or Salvadore Dookie. (One of your own)



Or as a last resort, you know you can never go wrong if you were to just fashion them a nice poop canoe.