Diana Matronic - Biker Babe Extraordinaire 57,835 108
11/28/2005 11:55 PM

Glad to see you back Trae - hope everything works out well for you!

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/28/2005 11:56 PM

Speaking of Shakespeare, when did this happen???

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/28/2005 11:58 PM

YOU MANIACS. YOU BLEW IT UP. DAMN YOU. GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL.

Millie Christmas and a Happy New Year 116,988 28
11/29/2005 12:01 AM

I hope it all turns out all right.

SuGarD - Corned Beef & GABbage 2,724 8
11/29/2005 12:05 AM

Traestits.com gone? I'm sad.









Will there be a traesShakespeares.com?

SuGarD - Corned Beef & GABbage 2,724 8
11/29/2005 12:09 AM

Millie's post 10 minutes ago:







I hope everything it all comes turns out all right.

Diana Matronic - Biker Babe Extraordinaire 57,835 108
11/29/2005 12:12 AM

Yeah, or maybe not.

SuGarD - Corned Beef & GABbage 2,724 8
11/29/2005 12:18 AM

Yeah, or maybe not.



I kid, but I do hope for the best, Trae.

Frogpop - doin' a heck of a job. 173,153 25
11/29/2005 12:22 AM

I had pin worms once.. I too have pooped in a cup. Welcome to the club!

Zolton with Arsenic Sauce 88,200 34
11/29/2005 12:31 AM

Even worse was having to drive it to the lab and proudly announce that you are there to "drop off the poo".



Trae, I wish you all the best, but in the event you have to submit samples again, you might want to mix up the announcements, just to keep 'em off guard. A few starting suggestions:



"I'm here to make a dingleberry deposit."



"Trae's turds here. Fresh Trae's turds. Who wants 'em?"



"Look out! Hot Cosbies comin' through!"



"It's my Shakespeare... but it's in your stuff!"



Or, if you're a Mr. Rogers fan, simply shout in a loud, sunny voice: "Fecal delivery!"



That oughta hold you for a couple of months, anyway.

Millie Christmas and a Happy New Year 116,988 28
11/29/2005 12:38 AM

I guess it's better than waiting for your cat to poop in the litter box so you can scoop it up and put it in a cup to bring to the vet.



I've had to to that before.



Trae, I'm sure your Shakespeare does NOT smell, unless it's the sweet aroma of roses.



<kissass>

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
11/29/2005 12:45 AM

I'm always shocked at how restrained and mature all the pee and poop workers are with the whole subject.





When I was about 20, I had to bring a sample of every piss I took in a 24 hour period to the doctor. They gave me a few cups, and a gallon jug. I was drinking my normal 6-8 beers that night before, and by the time I brought that Froster in, it was almost to the brim.



I was slightly red-faced when I handed it to the woman who gasped and and told me I was supposed to just take a little bit from each trip to the bathroom, not fill the Frost-ing jug.







Hope all is well Trae.

Dogs Akimbo, M.D. 211,584 32
11/29/2005 12:54 AM

drop off the poo



I'm gonna have to look at that.

Oliver Chest: Marmalade Dreamer 203,475 12
11/29/2005 01:19 AM

My best friend lives in D.C., and she is hardly ever able to come back to Seattle to visit. When she does, I usually end up having to run errands with her just to be able to see her.



One time, she had just gotten back from spending a semester in Niger, where she ate God knows what, and ended up having some digestive problems. She too had to poop in a cup and bring it to the doctor.



And this was the errand I got to run with her.



I, however, made her triple bag the poop, and I wouldn't get near the car until I new for certain it was in the trunk of the car.

Oliver Chest: Marmalade Dreamer 203,475 12
11/29/2005 01:19 AM

You would think I'd want to root around the sample for a bit, huh?

Zolton with Arsenic Sauce 88,200 34
11/29/2005 01:29 AM

...I wouldn't get near the car until I new for certain it was in the trunk of the car.



I like how you added 'of the car', to try to ward off smartassed comments about her poop in 'the trunk'.



It's probably not gonna work, but still -- nice effort.

Oliver Chest: Marmalade Dreamer 203,475 12
11/29/2005 01:35 AM

I was about to make my post, and then I actually did see that at the last second, and added "of the car."

Captain Dan, Sultan 44,452 11
11/29/2005 01:41 AM

I just had a poop that was exactly like Stephen Harper.



Cold and emotionless.

SuGarD - Corned Beef & GABbage 2,724 8
11/29/2005 01:46 AM

So... she had poop in her trunk?



</obligatory>

Phuc 237,919 21
11/29/2005 06:38 AM

Bright red blood in da stool is usually nothing to worry about, it's just hemmorhoids.



Just eat lots of fiber and don't stress so much about the Canadian election.

Auntie Sloopy Gizzardsprinkle Trixxie 65,026 15
11/29/2005 08:33 AM

Thanks to this thread, I have never been so amused yet disgusted at the same time.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/29/2005 08:37 AM

Disgused?

It's beginning to look a lot like McPants 19,555 11
11/29/2005 08:39 AM

Amusted?

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
11/29/2005 08:47 AM

You got peanut butter on my disgust.

It's beginning to look a lot like McPants 19,555 11
11/29/2005 09:08 AM

You got peanut butter on my disgust.



No, you got disgust on my peanut butter.

Gorky Thatcher peed in the sugar cookie battert 41,132 13
11/29/2005 09:12 AM

This is not the scat thread I was hoping for.

SHP, ho ho ho under the mistletoe 181,790 70
11/29/2005 09:21 AM

OK admit it. How many of you came into work, checked email, logged onto GAB, and scanned the top five threads and thought "Ooh! A poop story! And from Trae!" *click*



...



Just me? Ok. Whatever.

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/29/2005 10:26 AM

Trae,



I hope you are doing better. Truly, I am concerned for you and your well-being, so believe my sincerity when I tell you to reply to your Frost-ing email.



Regards,



FratB

Chickens down 13 lbs 286,539 61
01/11/2006 06:23 AM

Well, Shakespeare.

Inspector Trixxie a/t case o/t Missing Doorknob 65,026 15
01/11/2006 08:46 AM

How come this thread shows 0 clickies? or is it just me?

Most Virulent Chickens 286,539 61
01/11/2006 10:07 AM

Main board clickies are this month only.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
01/11/2006 10:33 AM

I noticed all the links disappear every month too.





All a part of a plan I don't understand.

Prof. Fantabulous 19,711 13
01/11/2006 10:37 AM

We have always been at war with Oceania.