It's beginning to look a lot like McPants 19,555 11
11/29/2005 01:46 PM

Maybe Chickens just had a bad day?

J.W.-with a bow on top 24,693 8
11/29/2005 01:48 PM

wha??

Kittuns wrapped in a box without holes 44,835 9
11/29/2005 01:49 PM

I always find you offensive Jilly.



But I love how you push your agenda on me.

It's beginning to look a lot like McPants 19,555 11
11/29/2005 01:49 PM

*whoosh*

Robin® 14,626 10
11/29/2005 01:50 PM

Next time someone else is bitchy like that offer an alternative, "May all your enemies go to hell, noel, noel, noel, noel."

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/29/2005 01:50 PM

I woulda said "Well, I'm very sorry for the trouble, sir. As soon as I'm done with this hand job I'm in the middle of, I'll go get the president out of his afternoon blow-job with his brother, and we'll find a more suitable greeting for Frosttard honkies like yourself."

Holiday Spiced Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
11/29/2005 01:53 PM

I would have just said what I say to people who call me at my comedy club.



"Well who the Frost are you and why are you calling?"



I have the greatest job in the world.

J.W.-with a bow on top 24,693 8
11/29/2005 01:54 PM

heh - you said honkies.

waitadamnminute - Now I'M offended!

Holiday Spiced Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
11/29/2005 01:55 PM

No one really cares about offending you Jilly.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
11/29/2005 01:56 PM

Presumably he found thought it was too PC that you said "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas" or "Thank you for calling, Brother Christian!"



Therefore, it is likely that he's some nutty right-wing Christian. You should have replied, "Oh, I assumed you were Muslim. You sure sound Muslim."

Gorky Thatcher peed in the sugar cookie battert 41,132 13
11/29/2005 01:56 PM

He said that it was a very "left wing way of thinking" and that we shouldn't be pushing our "agenda" on our customers.



The correct reply is: You're right, sir. Happy Jesus season!

RR: naughty and nice 56,688 10
11/29/2005 01:58 PM

Or:



"Yes, sir, we are limited in what we can say. It seems that the company doesn't want us discussing Heavenly Father's plan with people even if it is the holiest time of year."

Oliver St. Nick: Comes in Chimneys 203,475 12
11/29/2005 02:00 PM

And what's the deal with airline peanuts?

Fruit Cake 14 8
11/29/2005 02:00 PM

well.... according to Merriam-Webster, the English world Holiday comes from the words Holy + Day, well.... according to Merriam-Webster, the English world Holiday comes from the words Holy + Day, so what exactly ARE you wishing your customers??!

Holiday Spiced Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
11/29/2005 02:00 PM

You could have said. "That fine sir you can just burn in hell with all the rest of the non-believers."



or



"Infidel! lalalalalalalalala"

Mr. Sir: Now sporting his winter fur! 66,727 9
11/29/2005 02:01 PM

or:



"Why don't you come over here and let me jam my pen into your neck, you Frost-ing wack-a-do. Why can't you just Frost-ing say thank you and move on, instead of wasting our time. Now Frost off and have a merry christmas. Douchebag."

kyty4me 51 7
11/29/2005 02:01 PM

I overheard customers at our store saying that they wouldn't shop anywhere this year where employees weren't allowed to say "Merry Christmas".



When I am finished ringing up customer purchases I say "Remember, Jesus is the reason for the season!"

Prof. Fantabulous 19,711 13
11/29/2005 02:02 PM

I think people are just looking to be offended anymore.



Being a Christian, i wish people a "Happy day chosen to represent the birth of Christ".

But i expect a Jew to wish me a happy Hanukkah, a pagan to wish me a good winter solstice, etc.



If the day means something to them, i am happy the wish me a good one, whatever it is. Except the "I wish you would die day". I am not a big fan of that one.

Gorky Thatcher peed in the sugar cookie battert 41,132 13
11/29/2005 02:03 PM

After reading Fruit Cake's post several times, I am convinced that



A) GameFaqs and Gab draw from the same pool of users



or



B) I'm still at GameFaqs reading about the guy asking if he needs a new controller because his 'X' button doesn't work.

Before Reindeer Santa Used Chickens 286,539 61
11/29/2005 02:04 PM

Frankly, yes I am offended by Holiday trees and "Winter celebration" break.



It's Frost-ing Christmas you Frost-ing Frosts. Let me have my damn (granted druidic) Christmas tree and my (once again winter solstice pre-empted) Christmas break. The baby Jesus gets a birthday too (granted it was probably in the spring but hey...).

Loverly Lila 78,555 13
11/29/2005 02:19 PM

I couldn't care less if I "offend" someone. Insulting is another story, usually meant to upset but offend is some recently developed "left wing conspiracy" word meant solely to remove the word God from our vocabulary and teach our kids that the American flag can be used as an excuse to stay home from school.



On another note, Jill is "second in command receptionist" which means she's at the bottom of the totem pole and probably poor.

A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Jilly is poor!!

Loverly Lila 78,555 13
11/29/2005 02:20 PM

Yes, I am in a particularly offensive mood today.

Oliver St. Nick: Comes in Chimneys 203,475 12
11/29/2005 02:35 PM

If were talking about a place of business, I think it's appropriate to say something like "Happy Holidays" rather than saying only "Merry Christmas," "Happy Hanukkah," or "Kwazy Kwanzaa."



But I do believe that instead of taking away every holiday from schools, in hopes they don't offend someone, they should have Hanukkah, Christmas, Kwanzaa, Winter Solstice, or whatever other holiday people celebrate this time of year, decorations put up.



School is about learning about the world, and like it or not, there is religion in the world, and several different kinds too!

Prof. Fantabulous 19,711 13
11/29/2005 02:41 PM

I agree Ollie.



When i was in highschool they gave the schools a choice to remove prayer, or include other religions.

The one school i attended did a different reading every morning from a different religion. It was great.

It was difficult to stay awake during Secular Humanism days though.

J.W.-with a bow on top 24,693 8
11/29/2005 03:00 PM

A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Jilly is poor!!

I would say something smartass...but I am ,in fact,poor.

What do you do for a living Lila. (don't say I work in Hawwii)

It's beginning to look a lot like McPants 19,555 11
11/29/2005 03:01 PM

don't say I work in Hawwii



I'm pretty sure she won't say that..

J.W.-with a bow on top 24,693 8
11/29/2005 03:03 PM

aw spelling-shmelling. Ask me if I give a Shakespeare.

It's beginning to look a lot like McPants 19,555 11
11/29/2005 03:04 PM

Ok, do you give a Shakespeare?

Oliver St. Nick: Comes in Chimneys 203,475 12
11/29/2005 03:04 PM

I would say something smartass...but I am ,in fact,poor.



And not smart enough to think of something funny to say.

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/29/2005 03:06 PM

I myself am morally bankrupt but I get along just fine.

J.W.-with a bow on top 24,693 8
11/29/2005 03:07 PM

Ok, do you give a shuffle?

I think you know the answer

J.W.-with a bow on top 24,693 8
11/29/2005 03:08 PM

Happy Kwanzaa

Gorky Thatcher peed in the sugar cookie battert 41,132 13
11/29/2005 03:09 PM

Ok, do you give a shuffle?



I think you know the answer



Assuming we're talking knuckles, yes. I think we do.

Mr. Sir: Now sporting his winter fur! 66,727 9
11/29/2005 03:11 PM

Gork, that was some of your finest work.



Kudos.

Loverly Lila 78,555 13
11/29/2005 03:17 PM

What do you do for a living Lila. (don't say I work in Hawwii)



Actually, brainiac, I would be working FOR Hawaii, but you're too stupid to understand that either.

And I don't work for a living. My fiance makes enough dough that I can sit at home on my ass all day, eat bon bons and point out (not to mention laugh about) how incredibly dense you are.



Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

Darrinz 21,346 0
11/29/2005 03:19 PM

I work at Old Navy.



I could get you a part time job for the holidays, Lila. You know, if you ever get bored of bagging on Jilly.

SausageBoy 15,703 0
11/29/2005 03:20 PM

The safest way to answer the phone while substituting for the normal receptionist during the holiday season is as follows:



Rules:

1. Always let phone ring 3 times.

2. Burp loudly as you answer, pause, and then say "excuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzze me."

3. Then say "For your correct holiday greeting, push, no wait, YOU ARE CALLER #473. Ah Shakespeare, you just won a trip to Disneyland."

4. "For more information, hangup, and call back when the regular bitch is answering the phone."



>just a thought<

Loverly Lila 78,555 13
11/29/2005 03:22 PM

Sausageboy's posts are SO funny I'm going to click myself all day!



>just a thought<

Armored as Blitzen - the binge drinking reindeer 3,923 8
11/29/2005 03:22 PM

Someone replaced your hash with oregano JK. Did you notice?

SausageBoy 15,703 0
11/29/2005 03:22 PM

Yes, I am in a particularly offensive mood today.



Me too!! clickies for me!!

Red and Green Sombrero 91,274 10
11/29/2005 03:25 PM

Hash looks like chocolate, or a gingerbread cookie. Parsley looks like a seasoning that is supposed to somehow resemble marijuana "shake".



I love pot.

SausageBoy 15,703 0
11/29/2005 03:27 PM

Someone replaced your hash with oregano JK. Did you notice?



Damn, How did Lila do that? Goddam hash hackers!!

J.W.-with a bow on top 24,693 8
11/29/2005 03:28 PM

Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

No thanks - I don't think you wash your hands after you poo.

Red and Green Sombrero 91,274 10
11/29/2005 03:28 PM

Oregano?



Hmm. I've never had someone compare it to oregano. People always say parseley to me.



I'm calling "Canadian" on this one.

Red and Green Sombrero 91,274 10
11/29/2005 03:29 PM

They say Parsley too, But as it turns out, the kind of people who think potheads are stupid enough not to know what their own vice looks like, also don't know how to spell.



Go figure.

Armored as Blitzen - the binge drinking reindeer 3,923 8
11/29/2005 03:32 PM

Hmm. I've never had someone compare it to oregano. People always say parseley to me.



Hat! It's a classic.



"I'm driving down to the barrio

Going 15 miles an hour cause I'm already stoned

Give the guy a twenty and wait in the car

He tosses me a baggie then he runs real far

I take a hit but it smells like a clove

Oh Frost I got a baggie of oregano..."



Godamnit! Mota!

SausageBoy 15,703 0
11/29/2005 03:32 PM

My fiance makes enough dough that I can sit at home on my ass all day, eat bon bons and point out (not to mention laugh about) how incredibly dense you are.



Hmmmmmm, Pizza dough? Bread dough?

Enquiring idiots want to know!!

SausageBoy 15,703 0
11/29/2005 03:35 PM

Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

No thanks - I don't think you wash your hands after you poo.



Jilly..................... now THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Red and Green Sombrero 91,274 10
11/29/2005 03:36 PM

Either way, Armored, HASH IS BROWN, NOT GREEN AND LEAFY!!



I win.

Oliver St. Nick: Comes in Chimneys 203,475 12
11/29/2005 03:38 PM

That's why they call them Hashbrowns.



Duuh.

Armored as Blitzen - the binge drinking reindeer 3,923 8
11/29/2005 03:39 PM

Either way Hat, JK2K is a Frost-ing imbecile of epic proportions and wouldn't notice the difference.



I win.

Red and Green Sombrero 91,274 10
11/29/2005 03:39 PM

Don't drag him into this, We're talking to Armored.

Red and Green Sombrero 91,274 10
11/29/2005 03:39 PM

YOU WEAR PINK SHIRTS!!



Who wins now, Nancy?

Armored as Blitzen - the binge drinking reindeer 3,923 8
11/29/2005 03:40 PM

YOU HAVE A NECK TATTOO!



What? Hunh? WHAT?!

SausageBoy 15,703 0
11/29/2005 03:41 PM

Sorry guys............. I didn't mean to interrupt the "catfight".

Red and Green Sombrero 91,274 10
11/29/2005 03:41 PM

If we promise to keep going with the "Catfight", will you not post at all?

Red and Green Sombrero 91,274 10
11/29/2005 03:42 PM

<action> slaps Pinkie right across the mouth </action>

Loverly Lila 78,555 13
11/29/2005 03:46 PM

The similarity of Armored and Hat's icons is confusing to me.

The Many Moods of Snork. 45,655 12
11/29/2005 03:46 PM

It'll be awesome when Lila's non quiting ass becomes the size of the world's largest bon bon and her husband leaves her for being a fat, saggy, out-of-work bitch.

Red and Green Sombrero 91,274 10
11/29/2005 03:46 PM

Not only are they Similar, They are Identical.



Woah!

SausageBoy 15,703 0
11/29/2005 03:54 PM

If we promise to keep going with the "Catfight", will you not post at all?



C'mon Hat, this is Zug.

SausageBoy 15,703 0
11/29/2005 03:55 PM

............. besides........... my new thread will be up soon!!!!!!!!!

SausageBoy 15,703 0
11/29/2005 03:57 PM

The similarity of Armored and Hat's icons is confusing to me.



OMG................. Lila has one of Jilly's genes!!!!!!!!!!

Auntie Sloopy Gizzardsprinkle Trixxie 65,026 15
11/29/2005 04:00 PM

They must have been listening to this guys rant: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,177027,00.html





To lazy to link; copy and paste you ass monkeys.

Ditdah 123,110 14
11/29/2005 04:01 PM

Sorry to jump back on topic...They are taking the Pharmacy Administrative Group holiday picture tomorrow. Well, actually, I am taking it. But anyway, they put it on a card, and send one to everyone in the department. They were arguing on whether to put "Happy Holidays" or "Seasons Greetings." It's a big 'PC' battle. They asked my opinion, and I said



How about "Happy December. We're not allowed to say anything else in fear of a lawsuit."



They didn't like that answer.

Auntie Sloopy Gizzardsprinkle Trixxie 65,026 15
11/29/2005 04:04 PM

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,177027,00.html>Test</a>

Auntie Sloopy Gizzardsprinkle Trixxie 65,026 15
11/29/2005 04:05 PM

When did the board start doing this?

Loverly Lila 78,555 13
11/29/2005 04:06 PM

Actually, it's one of Jilly's jeans...since I work at Old Navy.

Dangeo 2,691 13
11/29/2005 04:09 PM

Nothing has changed in my absence.



Trixxie STILL can't post links properly.



.

.

.



At my workplace, we often answer the phone "It's a great day at <insert company name here>" using as much sarcasm as possible.

SausageBoy 15,703 0
11/29/2005 04:13 PM

How about, "From all of us at Pharmacy Administrative Group"

>Just a thot<

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/29/2005 04:13 PM

Mota!



"Jimmy Buffett never sounded soooooo good."

SausageBoy 15,703 0
11/29/2005 04:18 PM

OMG................ I just got a clickie from "PhAG".



I would also like to order, 3 Valium please!!

Auntie Sloopy Gizzardsprinkle Trixxie 65,026 15
11/29/2005 04:18 PM

Hello stranger. I finally see a ballerina and not two lesbians having the oral sex.

SausageBoy 15,703 0
11/29/2005 04:22 PM

Trixxie, you Bitch. And I was just going to slip into my tutu.