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Donkey!
A comedy conversation by Jaggy, the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
12/07/2005 03:54 AM 359 views
I have cellphone that I don't use, with money on it that I want to use up.



So...



List your phone number, and your town/state/country so I can find the appropriate prefixes and the like.



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Hilarious 6 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362953
I'll be home for Yorkie 60,724 12
12/07/2005 03:55 AM

Yeah.



This is a good idea.
 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362954
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
12/07/2005 03:55 AM

End. In. Tears.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362955
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
12/07/2005 03:55 AM

Nice simulpost.
 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362956
Jaggy, the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
12/07/2005 03:58 AM

Or, alternatively, email me your number... marian AT hotmale DOT com...



It's been done before, have we have any actual GAB stalkings/kidnapping? Wait, don't answer that. High Soci and Mookie don't count.
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362957
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
12/07/2005 04:01 AM

Like you can afford to get to this side of the world.
 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362958
Jaggy, the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
12/07/2005 04:01 AM

Remember kids, I am the more desirable of the kiwi twins, because I am jailbait for another 3 days, Neep is OLD in 2 days.
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362959
Jaggy, the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
12/07/2005 04:03 AM

I almost $20 on my phone, I'm aiming to keep ringing for short conversations until it runs out.
 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362960
On Comet! On Cupid! Dianada's a Vixen! 57,835 108
12/07/2005 04:04 AM

There's no way I'm posting my number right before I go to sleep.









Ask me in the morning.
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362961
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
12/07/2005 04:05 AM

Jaggy, just remind them that you are the twin that puts out.
 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362962
Jaggy, the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
12/07/2005 04:06 AM

Oh, but I was hoping you'd put on your glasses and talk nerdly to me.
 

Side-splitting 3 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362963
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
12/07/2005 04:06 AM

Hi Diana. How's the eye?
 

Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362964
On Comet! On Cupid! Dianada's a Vixen! 57,835 108
12/07/2005 04:07 AM

Friday, my little Jaggy, Friday.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362965
Jaggy, the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
12/07/2005 04:07 AM

The number is 0211762468, if anyone is brave enough.



Find prefixes here.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362966
Jaggy, the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
12/07/2005 04:08 AM

Yay, Friday!
 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362967
On Comet! On Cupid! Dianada's a Vixen! 57,835 108
12/07/2005 04:08 AM

OH MY GOD I CAN SEE A PIECE OF METAL OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY....oh wait. Yeah, the eye is fine.
 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362968
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
12/07/2005 04:08 AM

It's a TRAP.
 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362969
On Comet! On Cupid! Dianada's a Vixen! 57,835 108
12/07/2005 04:09 AM

How would you know BIG, you're never there.
 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362970
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
12/07/2005 04:10 AM

Its GAB, its always a trap or $20.
 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362972
On Comet! On Cupid! Dianada's a Vixen! 57,835 108
12/07/2005 04:13 AM

Attention: my phone number is NOT in my profile for the next 5 minutes. Also, to get my actual number you should NOT subtract one number from each digit. It is NOT a code.
 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362973
On Comet! On Cupid! Dianada's a Vixen! 57,835 108
12/07/2005 04:14 AM

Also, I'm turning my phone on silent tonight, so don't bother calling, I won't answer.
 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362975
newwave 45,912 10
12/07/2005 04:14 AM

Ha ha! You're LYING!
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362977
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
12/07/2005 04:15 AM

yeah i am too lazy to use capital letters, i am not going to call.
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362978
Jaggy, the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
12/07/2005 04:16 AM

Where do you live? Quick, I'll do it now, before you go to sleep.
 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362979
On Comet! On Cupid! Dianada's a Vixen! 57,835 108
12/07/2005 04:16 AM

I DIDN'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYWAY.
 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362980
newwave 45,912 10
12/07/2005 04:17 AM

<action>sits at foot of bed, cross-legged, dialing first nine numbers of Dianada's phone number before losing confidence and slamming receiver down, waiting 20 seconds, and repeating</action>
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362981
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
12/07/2005 04:17 AM

simulposts are funny.
 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362982
On Comet! On Cupid! Dianada's a Vixen! 57,835 108
12/07/2005 04:18 AM

Yeah, I heart Jaggy. That was for BIG.



And my location is in the cities list.



And I have unlimited text messaging on my cell phone plan.
 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362984
Jaggy, the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
12/07/2005 04:19 AM

I got your answer machine and hung up... before realising it would have cost the same to leave you a message. Diana has a sexy voice.
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362986
Jaggy, the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
12/07/2005 04:20 AM

I have 500 a month, which i nowhere near use up.
 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362987
On Comet! On Cupid! Dianada's a Vixen! 57,835 108
12/07/2005 04:21 AM

5 minutes is up, I'm removing it........now!
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362988
Jaggy, the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
12/07/2005 04:26 AM

Ok, that was fun... anyone else game?
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362989
piemaster - Santa robs folks in my hood. 12,538 15
12/07/2005 04:27 AM

request sent.
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362990
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
12/07/2005 04:30 AM

So I could get an international DONKEY call?
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362991
I'll be home for Yorkie 60,724 12
12/07/2005 04:30 AM

None of you Frosters are ever getting my phone number.
 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362992
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
12/07/2005 04:32 AM

Um, we don't want it.
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362993
Jaggy, the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
12/07/2005 04:32 AM

I haven't got any e-mails yet. I'll check again in the morning. Otherwise I'm saving my credit for Friday night. Meow.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362994
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
12/07/2005 04:33 AM

You still didn't answer my question...International DONKEY call?
 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362995
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
12/07/2005 04:34 AM

Who am I kidding, no one likes me anyway.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362996
Jaggy, the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
12/07/2005 04:35 AM

Yes, international DONKEY call. If you send me your number.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1362999
piemaster - Santa robs folks in my hood. 12,538 15
12/07/2005 04:38 AM

sent sent sent



This will be priceless...
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363000
piemaster - Santa robs folks in my hood. 12,538 15
12/07/2005 04:39 AM

mariandabomb, right?
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363001
Jaggy, the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
12/07/2005 04:42 AM

Meh.



I posted my real address up a bit, but i'll go check that one now...
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363003
piemaster - Santa robs folks in my hood. 12,538 15
12/07/2005 04:43 AM

I sent to that one, but appanrantly it didn't make it.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363004
piemaster - Santa robs folks in my hood. 12,538 15
12/07/2005 04:43 AM

See how exited I am? This is going to be great!
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363005
Jaggy, the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
12/07/2005 04:44 AM

To your brother... Do you want it right now? In the middle of the night? Is there any possibility someone else will pick up? Can I have a name, so I can ask for him?
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363006
piemaster - Santa robs folks in my hood. 12,538 15
12/07/2005 04:45 AM

His actual name is Rider. I just spoke to him. He's wide awake. That's his cell, so he'll answer.
 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363007
Jaggy, the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
12/07/2005 04:48 AM

Rider: Hello?



Hello?



Jaggy: DONKEY!



Ummm... does he know what donkey calls are?
 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363009
piemaster - Santa robs folks in my hood. 12,538 15
12/07/2005 04:49 AM

(03:43:44) Rider: I just got Frost-ing Donkey'd

(03:43:50) DrunkenPiemaster: ghahaa!!!

(03:43:52) DrunkenPiemaster: http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=62215

(03:43:55) DrunkenPiemaster: HAHA

(03:44:00) DrunkenPiemaster: Frostyeah!!!!

(03:44:08) DrunkenPiemaster: and international donkey call at tath

(03:44:08) Rider: You Frost-ing suck

(03:44:19) DrunkenPiemaster: freshness!!!
 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363010
Jaggy, the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
12/07/2005 04:49 AM

Yay!
 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363011
Rider, brother to that pie bitch 2,014 9
12/07/2005 04:49 AM

Oh shove it up your piehole.
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363012
Jaggy, the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
12/07/2005 04:51 AM

That's not very nice. What was my accent like? Do I say DONKEY the same?
 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363014
Rider, brother to that pie bitch 2,014 9
12/07/2005 04:52 AM

You said it as lame as anyone else.
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363015
Jaggy, the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
12/07/2005 04:54 AM

Oh, BURN! It was a request anyway, I'm not taking responsibility. If you were a Gabber I knew I would have hung around to chat.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363017
piemaster - Santa robs folks in my hood. 12,538 15
12/07/2005 04:54 AM

greatest.donkeycall.evar!
 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363018
newwave 45,912 10
12/07/2005 04:55 AM

<action>perks ears</action>Oh yeah?
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363019
Jaggy, the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
12/07/2005 04:56 AM

I'm going to bed. I'll fill any requests in the morning.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363021
Rider, brother to that pie bitch 2,014 9
12/07/2005 04:56 AM

I lurk now and then. You can call back if you want. Of course, I might be encouraged to hang up on you.



"mkvtrunx: was it hot at least?"



Yah, it sorta was.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363036
Jade - Santa's Midnight Mistress 14,453 11
12/07/2005 07:34 AM

Oh hell with it, here's my number.



07932-605-312



or with prefix:



+447932-605-312



It is my actual number. Go ahead, call me. I dare you.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363044
Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
12/07/2005 08:12 AM

I'm going to bed. I'll fill any requests in the morning.



SUYV!!!



Since she's 18 and all. Almost...
 

Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363050
Zolton with Arsenic Sauce 88,200 34
12/07/2005 08:22 AM

SUYV!!!



Why would you want to see her violin? That's just weird.



Unless you meant vegemite. But surely not -- she's not legal yet, fer crissakes.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363062
Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
12/07/2005 08:54 AM

You're never to young for vegemite.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363280
Jade - Santa's Midnight Mistress 14,453 11
12/07/2005 02:48 PM

<action>shakes her head</action>People, I'm disappointed in you. Here I am, setting myself up nicely for all sorts of prank phone calls, and not one of you takes advantage of it! This is not the GAB I know and love.
 

Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363284
Oliver Chest: Vagisil on Toast 203,475 12
12/07/2005 02:51 PM

Jaggy, I'm sending you an email just in case the offer is still good.
 

Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363285
Zolton with Arsenic Sauce 88,200 34
12/07/2005 02:52 PM

People, I'm disappointed in you that you just don't give a damn. Here I am, setting myself up nicely for all sorts of prank phone calls, and not one of you takes advantage of it really gives a damn! This is not the GAB I know and love somehow mistakenly thought gave a damn.



Aw. We love you, too.



Who are you again?
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363297
Jade - Santa's Midnight Mistress 14,453 11
12/07/2005 03:08 PM

Screw you, Zolton.
 

Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363312
On Comet! On Cupid! Dianada's a Vixen! 57,835 108
12/07/2005 03:18 PM

I know who you are, Jade. How long does mail take from the States to the UK?
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363316
Jade - Santa's Midnight Mistress 14,453 11
12/07/2005 03:20 PM

I have no idea.
 

Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363338
On Comet! On Cupid! Dianada's a Vixen! 57,835 108
12/07/2005 03:33 PM

Well you're no help!
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363339
Jade - Santa's Midnight Mistress 14,453 11
12/07/2005 03:34 PM

Judging by how long it took for a letter I sent to Duh back in October, I guess it takes around 2 weeks.
 

Side-splitting 3 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363342
Oliver Chest: Vagisil on Toast 203,475 12
12/07/2005 03:36 PM

Screw you, Zolton.



Great. Just what we need here, more overly sensitive people.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363354
Jade - Santa's Midnight Mistress 14,453 11
12/07/2005 03:40 PM

Oh yeah, I knew I forgot something.





</sarcasm>
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363503
Jaggy, the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
12/07/2005 05:15 PM

Jade... I got a creepy female voice saying that number is not in service... where do you live?
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363506
Jade - Santa's Midnight Mistress 14,453 11
12/07/2005 05:17 PM

In England.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363507
Jaggy, the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
12/07/2005 05:18 PM

And Oliver, I didn't get an e-mail... in either account.
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363508
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
12/07/2005 05:19 PM

Still doesn't seem like a good idea.
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363510
Jade - Santa's Midnight Mistress 14,453 11
12/07/2005 05:23 PM

Jaggy just called me! She's really nice to speak to.
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363512
Jaggy, the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
12/07/2005 05:24 PM

Yay! I was expecting Jade to sound like someone of Coronation Street, or Badgirls, but she sounds more like someone of one of those British reality shows.
 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363513
On Comet! On Cupid! Dianada's a Vixen! 57,835 108
12/07/2005 05:25 PM

I'm so donkey calling you tonight BIG.
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363516
Jade - Santa's Midnight Mistress 14,453 11
12/07/2005 05:27 PM

I sound like someone off a reality TV show? Cool. I didn't think I had any accent.
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363517
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
12/07/2005 05:27 PM

Meh, first final tomorrow, I am either going to be up all night or asleep real early.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363521
Oliver Chest: Vagisil on Toast 203,475 12
12/07/2005 05:30 PM

Jaggy, I just copied and pasted the addy in your profile and sent another one.
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363522
Autra - Bah Humbug 10,560 11
12/07/2005 05:31 PM

If you get bored, check your email.



Hell, text me if you can. I'm bored off my ass
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363524
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
12/07/2005 05:32 PM

Doesn 't anyone listen to Al?



She's a cyborg that is getting your personal information to track you down and kill you.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363527
Jade - Santa's Midnight Mistress 14,453 11
12/07/2005 05:33 PM

Autra, I'll text you, if you'll send me your number. Email address is in my profile.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363529
KChiki - Spirit of Noobs Past... 128,316 98
12/07/2005 05:35 PM

I'll text you some inconsequential Shakespeare too. Email in profile.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363531
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
12/07/2005 05:35 PM

I HATE THIS THREAD.



Now I am getting DONKEY text messages.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363534
Autra - Bah Humbug 10,560 11
12/07/2005 05:38 PM

Ok, I'm lazy now.



If anyone wants to send me crazy Shakespeare, ask someone that I jsut sent it to.



Jade now has it as well.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363535
Festive Filly 39,193 20
12/07/2005 05:39 PM

That's right, bitch!
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363537
Festive Filly 39,193 20
12/07/2005 05:40 PM

I'd offer out my number but I'm a bit scared by how many calls and stuff I might get.
 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363538
Oliver Chest: Vagisil on Toast 203,475 12
12/07/2005 05:41 PM

I JUST GOT ONE!



I was totally planning on yelling Donkey when I answered, but my boss was right behind me when the phone rang.



Feel free to Donkey call me at any odd hour of the day.
 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363540
Jaggy, the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
12/07/2005 05:42 PM

Jaggy: DONKEY!



Oliver: <creepy> Yesss



Jaggy: You're weird



BEEP BEEP BEEP



Did he hang up on me?
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363541
Jade - Santa's Midnight Mistress 14,453 11
12/07/2005 05:42 PM

Come on people, call or text me! I'm bored too!
 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363542
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
12/07/2005 05:43 PM

What about even hours?
 

Side-splitting 4 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363543
Oliver Chest: Vagisil on Toast 203,475 12
12/07/2005 05:45 PM

Jaggy, I thought you had hung up, you know, like a regular donkey call. I didn't know you stayed on the line.



But you're right, I am weird.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363544
KChiki - Spirit of Noobs Past... 128,316 98
12/07/2005 05:46 PM

Jade! Email me your number!
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363545
KChiki - Spirit of Noobs Past... 128,316 98
12/07/2005 05:47 PM

Oh wait. You're in the UK and I only make $9.50 an hour. Frost!
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363546
Festive FiIIy 203,956 21
12/07/2005 05:47 PM

Ollie is a big reason why I will never post my number.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363547
Jaggy, the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
12/07/2005 05:48 PM

I got Filly!



This has only costed me $6 so far, and that in NZ$, a fair price for a days entertainment.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363548
Festive Filly 39,193 20
12/07/2005 05:49 PM

I'm jealous. I'd donkey people too, but I don't have a wicked cool accent.
 

Side-splitting 3 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363550
Oliver Chest: Vagisil on Toast 203,475 12
12/07/2005 05:50 PM

Filly's just scared that she might fall in love.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363551
Jaggy, the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
12/07/2005 05:50 PM

hehe, my e-mail is marian underscore witham at hotmail etc.



Some poor, straight 'marian' is going to be getting some weird e-mails.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363552
Festive FiIIy 203,956 21
12/07/2005 05:50 PM

Actually I just have a plain old accent.
 

Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363553
Festive Filly 39,193 20
12/07/2005 05:50 PM

BIG, that actually had me confused for a minute there.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363554
Jaggy, the angel on top of the tree 11,895 13
12/07/2005 05:51 PM

Filly, you do have a cool accent.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363555
Festive FiIIy 203,956 21
12/07/2005 05:51 PM

You realize that I am over 18 Ollie, way too old for you.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363557
Festive FiIIy 203,956 21
12/07/2005 05:52 PM

GOTCHA.
 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363559
Oliver Chest: Vagisil on Toast 203,475 12
12/07/2005 05:54 PM

Yeah Filly, but you have the body of a 12 year old boy. So I'd still hit it.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363560
Festive Filly 39,193 20
12/07/2005 05:55 PM

BIG, you whore. Actually, if people want me to donkey them, email numbers to me. As long as it's in the US anyway, I don't have the nifty international calling plan thing.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363561
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
12/07/2005 05:56 PM

Um, Ollie, that wasn't really Filly.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363563
Festive Filly 39,193 20
12/07/2005 05:57 PM

<action>glares evilly</action>Ollie, you do realize that's BIG, right? Not me.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363564
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
12/07/2005 05:57 PM

And why can't I give out clicks in this thread? It keeps saying there is an error on the page. Yeah there's a error, I can't click people.



Frost.
 

Side-splitting 3 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363567
Oliver Chest: Vagisil on Toast 203,475 12
12/07/2005 05:58 PM

Filly, even though BIG was imping you, you still have the body of a 12 year old boy.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363568
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
12/07/2005 05:59 PM

I have to agree with Ollie on that one.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363570
Festive Filly 39,193 20
12/07/2005 06:02 PM

You guys can both kiss my ass.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363576
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
12/07/2005 06:10 PM

$20.
 

Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363578
On Comet! On Cupid! Dianada's a Vixen! 57,835 108
12/07/2005 06:11 PM

I want donkey texts! So, my super-encoded phone number is NOT in my profile again. I'm at work, so I can't answer the phone even if you DO call me.
 

Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363584
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
12/07/2005 06:14 PM

So I just got off the phone with Filly. Yeah, she's really cranky and has a cold.



So everyone should call her over and over.
 

Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363586
Jade - Santa's Midnight Mistress 14,453 11
12/07/2005 06:18 PM

I just Donkey texted Dianada. I hope I got the number right!
 

Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363589
Oliver Chest: Vagisil on Toast 203,475 12
12/07/2005 06:22 PM

Well, I was gonna imp BIG, and post a fake number for Filly, but you can't. He must've made another account with the imping name so no one could imp him.



Selfish bastard.
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363591
Darrin 21,346 0
12/07/2005 06:24 PM

<action>says this in an Adam Sandler voice while shaking her hands by her face</action>



You all are CRAZY! I would never give my phone number out to any of you goofballs.
 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363596
On Comet! On Cupid! Dianada's a Vixen! 57,835 108
12/07/2005 06:33 PM

Nothing yet Jade. I hope whoever you texted likes donkeys!



Also, my number is being removed again! As fast as I can go on this phone browser, that is.
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363597
On Comet! On Cupid! Dianada's a Vixen! 57,835 108
12/07/2005 06:36 PM

(The code was subtract one, remember. I r tricky.)
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363598
Jade - Santa's Midnight Mistress 14,453 11
12/07/2005 06:36 PM

You did say to subtract one from each number, didn't you?
 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363601
Oliver Chest: Vagisil on Toast 203,475 12
12/07/2005 06:38 PM

Shakespeare, I took the square root of each number.



Do they have donkeys in Paraguay?
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363602
Jade - Santa's Midnight Mistress 14,453 11
12/07/2005 06:39 PM

I re-sent it. I hope I got the number right this time.
 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363608
On Comet! On Cupid! Dianada's a Vixen! 57,835 108
12/07/2005 06:43 PM

It worked! Apparently Jade and Jaggy are the only ones who love me though. I SEE HOW IT IS.
 

Hilarious 11 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363610
Zolton with Arsenic Sauce 88,200 34
12/07/2005 06:44 PM

Do they have donkeys in Paraguay?



Si. See?:



*EL RINGO*

*EL RINGO*



"Hola?"



"BURRRRRRROOOOOOO!!!!"



*la clicka*
 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363616
Jade - Santa's Midnight Mistress 14,453 11
12/07/2005 06:47 PM

Diana donkey texted me back!
 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363620
Oliver Chest: Vagisil on Toast 203,475 12
12/07/2005 06:49 PM

Speaking of Donkeys, where the hell has Duh been?
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363625
Jade - Santa's Midnight Mistress 14,453 11
12/07/2005 06:51 PM

He's been busy at work. Because of the hurricane, he's having to do a lot of work and doesn't have time to post on GAB.
 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363627
Festive Filly 39,193 20
12/07/2005 06:52 PM

If Dianada would like to put that tricky code back up, Filly'll give it a shot. 'Cause I'm not as cranky as BIG says I am.
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363631
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
12/07/2005 06:54 PM

Yes, you are. Or it just goes back to what I said waaay up there at 12/07/2005 4:34 am.
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363636
Zolton with Arsenic Sauce 88,200 34
12/07/2005 06:56 PM

I can get it to you, Filly.



I wrote it on the palm of my hand for safe keeping. I'm going to give up washing it, and sleep with it tucked between my pillows at night.
 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363641
Oliver Chest: Vagisil on Toast 203,475 12
12/07/2005 06:57 PM

How're you gonna jerk off?
 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363647
Festive Filly 39,193 20
12/07/2005 06:59 PM

He wrote it on his left hand.
 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363650
Oliver Chest: Vagisil on Toast 203,475 12
12/07/2005 07:01 PM

HE KNOWS HOW TO WRITE?!
 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363652
Zolton with Arsenic Sauce 88,200 34
12/07/2005 07:01 PM

How're you gonna jerk off?



What'd ya think I meant by 'pillows'?
 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363671
On Comet! On Cupid! Dianada's a Vixen! 57,835 108
12/07/2005 07:10 PM

"Code" is in this thread. Number may or may not be in my profile.



And Zolton? Ew.
 

Side-splitting 4 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363675
Zolton with Arsenic Sauce 88,200 34
12/07/2005 07:12 PM

And Zolton? Ew.



Oh, Diana, I was just kidding.



I'll definitely waShakespeare again.



After.
 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363695
Festive Filly 39,193 20
12/07/2005 07:22 PM

I did it! I did it! Did you get it?
 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363712
On Comet! On Cupid! Dianada's a Vixen! 57,835 108
12/07/2005 07:38 PM

No. I mean yes! I mean LLAMA!
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363714
Chuck Norris 710 0
12/07/2005 07:43 PM

-$20
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363719
Festive Filly 39,193 20
12/07/2005 07:46 PM

Sorry 'bout the long delay, I was in the shower.
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363727
Zolton with Arsenic Sauce 88,200 34
12/07/2005 07:53 PM

Only a 24-minute shower?



Are you sure you don't have a penis, Filly?
 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363741
Ditdah Von Teese 123,110 14
12/07/2005 08:04 PM

I got a Llama text from Diana!



W00t!



Anyone else want my number?
 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363743
KChiki - Spirit of Noobs Past... 128,316 98
12/07/2005 08:04 PM

<action>jumps up and down in her excrement</action>

DID IT WORK???
 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363749
KChiki - Spirit of Noobs Past... 128,316 98
12/07/2005 08:12 PM

YAY! I got Donkey Llamas! W00t!
 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363759
Jade - Santa's Midnight Mistress 14,453 11
12/07/2005 08:33 PM

Oh Ditdah, honey, did you recieve my donkey text yet?
 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1363761
On Comet! On Cupid! Dianada's a Vixen! 57,835 108
12/07/2005 08:35 PM

<action>rubs hands together evilly</action> My plan to gather all of the gabbers' numbers is coming along nicel.....oops! Uh....



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