Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
12/08/2005 01:42 AM

I'll get to you on Tuesday on this.

McRib, elf slayer 13,155 9
12/08/2005 01:43 AM

You're more than welcome to kiss my ass.

AussieSarah 8,390 9
12/08/2005 01:47 AM

I have never had my first kiss



Oh. My. God. Neither have I !

Holiday Spiced Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
12/08/2005 01:56 AM

Does it count as a first kiss if the girl is unconscious?



If the answer is no, then half the men in here haven't had it either.



Rohypnol, getting ugly men laid...

Mr. Piemaster - Now with 50% more creepy! 12,538 15
12/08/2005 01:57 AM

Hi Shawn, would you like me to show you what I learned from Mookie?

Mr. Piemaster - Now with 50% more creepy! 12,538 15
12/08/2005 01:58 AM

It won't hurt.































































much

I'll be home for Yorkie 60,724 12
12/08/2005 02:14 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA---



breath





---HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mr. Piemaster - Now with 50% more creepy! 12,538 15
12/08/2005 04:12 AM

<action>blinks</action>

Shawn Roy 302 8
12/08/2005 06:20 PM

I should have added the stipulation of no mom jokes.

Oliver Chest: Vagisil on Toast 203,475 12
12/08/2005 06:26 PM

Are you this guy?

lupience, Leaping with the Lords 26,981 11
12/08/2005 06:28 PM

can I take your picture?

Shawn Roy 302 8
12/08/2005 06:31 PM

Nope, I'm not the creator either. I could have made a funnier website.You can take my picture if you want.

Holiday Spiced Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
12/08/2005 07:03 PM

I can't remember my first kiss, it was very short and I think it was accidental.

Oliver Chest: Vagisil on Toast 203,475 12
12/08/2005 07:06 PM

How did you get your Uncle to stop, SR?

Holiday Spiced Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
12/08/2005 07:15 PM

No, it wasn't my uncel, That was much later. I think I just told my math teacher she's have to do better than that if she wants the rest of it.

Health Is Bad For Your Smoking 138 8
12/08/2005 07:29 PM

My first kiss was also my first time, it was amazing.

I was 18, she was 26. It was a beautiful night, we walked on the beach at watched the waves...

She pulled me close to her and kissed me. Then she Frosted my brains out.

And it only cost me 50$!



And a bad case of herpes....

Armored as Blitzen - the binge drinking reindeer 3,923 8
12/08/2005 07:35 PM

I was 14 the first time I got laid.



She was 23, a model. She was begging for more but I told I didn't want no commitment.



Yous evar got a hoe preggers?



</Ali G>

On the 12th day of Christmas, Briham Gave to me... 38,843 10
12/08/2005 07:41 PM

I've never kissed a girl, but I have gotten kissed. One of my best friends fainted while giving a presentation to the class and I managed to catch her. Later she kissed me on the forehead to say thanks. It was cool.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
12/08/2005 07:51 PM

Shakespeare my first time was when i was about 15 or 16 I guess. She was older and gorgeous too, Playboy material I swear !



I still have the scar from the staples .

AussieSarah 8,390 9
12/08/2005 08:03 PM

I have never had my first kiss



Oh. My. God. Neither have I !



Just to clarify , we are talking about being kissed on the mouth right ?

Otherwise I'll need to change my reply.

When I think about you I touch myself 15,189 12
12/08/2005 08:14 PM

Ollie, how in the hell did you find that guy's site? What the Frost do you type into a search engine to get that?













Could you find me a nice older man like that?

Bankey 70,843 10
12/08/2005 09:07 PM

And allow me to be the first to welcome you to our open minded community.















BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!



Oh MAN! I can NOT do that with a straight face.

Oiretron with his army of reindeer 278 7
12/08/2005 09:11 PM

Hey, we're in a tree of trust here.

Bankey 70,843 10
12/08/2005 09:12 PM

Yeah.



Yeah we're gonna be starting the trust falls in half an hour. Look forward to seein' ya there!

Decked in Holly Priestess 58,948 29
12/08/2005 09:40 PM

I've never kissed a girl, but I have gotten kissed.



Briham, I would gladly kiss you Ponch. We have so much history. We started posting within a week of each other, we had a little n00b war ahh, the memories.



Get your ass to a gabgathering and I'll kiss you. Oh yes, I'll do anything for love, but I won't do that.

Shawn Roy 302 8
12/09/2005 10:21 PM

I asked a girl for a kiss today and got slapped.I guess I should have put pants on today.

Oliver Chest: Vagisil on Toast 203,475 12
12/10/2005 04:44 AM

I got Shawn Roy's link from the other place. Someone over there posted it, and other people tried to contact him, which I believe led Shawn Roy here.

Shawn Roy 302 8
12/10/2005 01:10 PM

pardon?

Shawn Roy 302 8
12/10/2005 06:02 PM

I kissed a guy does that count?

Holiday Spiced Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
12/10/2005 06:03 PM

Only if you both like it.

Shawn Roy 302 8
12/10/2005 08:21 PM

He was homophobic, I could not resist.