Zolton with Arsenic Sauce 88,200 34
12/12/2005 06:50 PM

How I Feel About Pinatas, Part Dos



Pinatas are GOOD because the word comes from Spanish, and Spanish words are fun to say. If you go to Taco Bell and order a 'pinata, por favor', they'll likely give you food, like a taco or enchilada or something. Because they don't know any better, either.



Pinatas are BAD because the 'n' in pinata is properly spelled with a squiggle over it called a tilde. My keyboard doesn't have an 'n' with a squiggle over it. The Spanish are trying to get us to spell with letters that don't exist, according to my keyboard. Damned filthy Spaniards.



Pinatas are GOOD because breaking a pinata is the only activity you can engage in with a blindfold, a stick, and a gaggle of small children without going to jail.



Pinatas are BAD because the children get to hold the stick. Also, the blindfold is a good start, but ball gags and ankle chains would be a real improvement.



But pinatas are GOOD because if you make them out of concrete or reinforced steel, you can keep an entire neighborhood's worth of kids busy in someone else's yard for hours. And if the string breaks, you might actually take one or two of them out.



So, overall, pinatas are GOOD.



And that's how I feel about pinatas.

Piquantrax - Keeping Kwanzaa Kool 8,691 9
12/12/2005 06:59 PM

As a resident of Puerto Rico, we do not endorse this product and/or service. That is for stupid mexicans.

daisypie 49,378 9
12/12/2005 07:06 PM

Drugs, glass, bees or gasoline?!



Dude, we did not attend the same childrens parties...





...and I'm feeling so deprived!

Humphrey B Devoid of Frivolity 51,764 12
12/12/2005 07:15 PM

We have friends that are from up South America way (heh, up... that'll confoos 'em), who have a son the same age as mine (3). We recently went to his birthday party where no one spoke English and everything edible was made from cow and barbequed. At the end of the party, they had a piata in the shape of Nemo, which just happens to be one of my sons all time favourite movies.



To say he was traumatised by the whole experience would be like saying the Kennedy clan are gun-shy. In fact he still freaks out whenever I grab the broom to sweep up outside.

Santa is just a Mailman, when you think about it 176,450 56
12/12/2005 07:24 PM

My keyboard doesn't have an 'n' with a squiggle over it



My keyboard is the shizñit.

nermal-the world's cutest fabulounik 8,478 12
12/12/2005 07:53 PM

I've said it before and I'll say it again...I <3 Zolton.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
12/13/2005 12:51 AM

I like Zoltron, too, but I wish he would spell his name correctly.

Goddess of ... Something 161 8
12/13/2005 01:00 AM

I usually just lurk, but that keyboard stuff lured me in. Since I am not an american and therefor lack any good christian education I do not know, if this whole dilemma is the fault of god (ie Babylon etc) or of microsoft (since they're usually blamed).



But hell, there's lots of free spaces on the american keyboard layout. Think about it. I for example have aditional charakteres like these: ,,, yet I do not lack any of your charakters.



It is most likely they had to leave country in the McCarthy-era because of their Fidel-Castro'ish communist spanish habits.



I lost all track of the original topic and begin to wonder, what else you could fill with candy...

Oliver Chest: Vagisil on Toast 203,475 12
12/13/2005 01:05 AM

Vaginas.

Oliver Chest: Vagisil on Toast 203,475 12
12/13/2005 01:06 AM

You can fill them with candy, Vaginas.

Zolton with Arsenic Sauce 88,200 34
12/13/2005 01:08 AM

Of course, you want to avoid the Gobstoppers.



Or the Jawbreakers, depending on how you roll.

Oliver Chest: Vagisil on Toast 203,475 12
12/13/2005 01:10 AM

Zolton, you are 110% incorrect in your statement.

Goddess of ... Something 161 8
12/13/2005 01:11 AM

A vagina full of jawbreakers would certainly limit the joy.

Also, I can assure the mail readers, most sweets would dissolve after a few minutes.

(Not that I've tried, I just figured...=

Goddess of ... Something 161 8
12/13/2005 01:28 AM

Jesus, male readers of course...

me english very no good

Frosty the Strawman 98,000 37
12/13/2005 01:34 AM

Pinatas are GOOD because they often hold candy. Or sometimes chocolates,



This reminds me of a warning to anyone planning to put chocolate in a pinata. Make sure you don't leave the pinata for any length of time out in the sun on a hot day.



Imagine a bunch of kids rushing towards the candy that has just fallen, only to leap back in horror after their hands have touched the wet and sticky goo that is now covering everything.



Actually on second thought, go ahead and leave it out in the sun. Comedy gold.

SquidBoy 19,912 12
12/13/2005 05:18 AM

Actually on second thought, go ahead and leave it out in the sun. Comedy gold.



Even better... fill it with Hershey's Chocolate Syrup!

Health Is Bad For Your Smoking 138 8
12/13/2005 05:22 AM

Or sulfuric acid

SquidBoy 19,912 12
12/13/2005 05:49 AM

Only if you could line the inside of the pin(squiggle)ata with something the acid wouldn't eat through too quickly.



Otherwise it would ruin all the fun.

Health Is Bad For Your Smoking 138 8
12/13/2005 06:00 AM

You're right.

In that case, forget about the pinata and just spray the kids with the acid.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
12/13/2005 09:19 AM

A holiday gift from the good old days of National Lampoon.

dropkick brody: the gift that keeps on giving 43,090 12
12/13/2005 09:34 AM

How I feel about... Zolton.



He is GOOD, not BAD. But I bet he can still moonwalk.

Chickens wears his blue bandana for Tookie 286,539 61
12/13/2005 09:54 AM

You can fill them with candy, Vaginas.



I'm not sure tuna flavored candy is gonna go over well.

Rent: Seasons of Phla - Merry Christmas, bitches! 131,068 34
12/13/2005 09:58 AM

If Jones soda can make soda that tastes like Gravy and Turkey, I think you shouldn't lose hope, Chix.



Hold on to your dreeeeams!

Kocharks 59 7
12/13/2005 12:24 PM

You people forgot something: the most important is what it's INSIDE

*and is ALT 164 and is ALT 165 (after two days of trying, i should start on 001 not 999)