Dodgeball - Team Names
A comedy conversation
by glenn1312  0  7
12/28/2005 06:03 PM 21642 views
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My brother is a regular on Zug, and I've had the opportunity to see the hilarity that comes out of conversations on here. The question I pose to you all: What would be a funny name for a dodgeball team? I think we're shooting for something funny, yet intelligent so that the less "mentally gifted" of us don't necessarily understand the joke. Either that, or something so overly intimidating that it's ridiculous. Appreciate any feedback!
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Errol 10,580  9
12/28/2005 06:04 PM
The exploding turds.
If you think Zug is all intelligent and above poop jokes, clearly, you haven't been here long enough.
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Senior Destructor: Retired Supervillain! 60,713 11
12/28/2005 06:05 PM
Before I can answer this, I'd like to know who your brother is.
So I can punch him.
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Darrin 21,343 0
12/28/2005 06:06 PM
Buster McNutty's Ball Crew
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,270 9
12/28/2005 06:14 PM
O'Doyle.
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Side-splitting
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Oliver Chest: Oliver Chest 203,450 12
12/28/2005 06:16 PM
Off in the shower.
That way, when you lose the will have to say "And The Mighty Mighties beat Off in the shower!"
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Chuckleworthy
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Oliver Chest: Oliver Chest 203,450 12
12/28/2005 06:17 PM
We are highly contagious.
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Hilarious
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No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
12/28/2005 06:23 PM
the Nads.
Gooooooooo NADS!
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Chit Eating Grin 178,088 15
12/28/2005 06:24 PM
"Get the hell out of Dodge"
I'm sure "The Artfull Dodgers" is a common name.
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Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
12/28/2005 06:24 PM
Splat!
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Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
12/28/2005 06:26 PM
Not as a team name. I was macrubating to nude pictures of Ollie.
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Chit Eating Grin 178,088 15
12/28/2005 06:27 PM
"Ouch, that's gonna leave a mark"
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No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
12/28/2005 06:28 PM
Keep trying. One day you'll master it.
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Chit Eating Grin 178,088 15
12/28/2005 06:34 PM
"The Castrators"
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MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
12/28/2005 06:36 PM
I know! I know!
"The Gentle Snowflakes."
We could wear helmets, and kneepads, and really cool jerseys with names on the back like "Turdburgler", and "Dorknob", or even "BIGPoe".
Then we could all get together on warm Sunday afternoons in the park and practice while we run madly in circles, drooling and screaming "FrostYOU FrostYOU FrostYOOOOO!"
Meh, maybe not.
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Hilarious
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Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
12/28/2005 06:49 PM
E-mail: glenn1312@hotmail.com
Wait a minute, you're brother is Fred1312 ??
Holy Shakespeare, this guy's a legacy. No hazing, you Emersons.
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Mrs. JM 24,690 8
12/29/2005 08:40 AM
"Get the hell out of Dodge"
Best so far. Why did that remain orbless? Chit-multiple orbgasms for you,funnyman.
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Funny
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Mofo - '06 Edition! 10,950 9
12/29/2005 08:41 AM
My college has intramural dodgeball in the fall.
Some team names:
- Ball busters
- RABITTO (Right arm bigger than the other)
- Squad Emo
I wanted to start a team called the "Dirty Pirate Hookers" but apparently "hooker" is out of of line.
In Soviet Russia, BALL DODGE YOU!!!
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Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
12/29/2005 08:57 AM
Take the name
Jerry Springer Rejects
That oughta scare em.
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Mr. Sir. 66,708 9
12/29/2005 08:59 AM
Were there 1311 other Glenns when you tried to sign up?
I only know of 2 that post here, and only one of them spells it that way.
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Mrs. JM 24,690 8
12/29/2005 09:00 AM
The Dodgers
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TheZog 412 9
12/29/2005 09:34 AM
The Swifthand Gang. Allow the mentally challenged to take it as a penile joke and be intimidated by your large Popeye-esque or deceptively small forearms.
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Chit Eating Grin 178,088 15
12/29/2005 09:44 AM
"And one for your Keister"
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Randy Dicksin 12,363 11
12/29/2005 09:47 AM
Molecules with Silly
or Unusual Names
For example::
Buckminster Fullerene
This is the famous soccerball-shaped molecule that won its discoverers the Nobel prize for Chemistry in 1996. It is named after the architect Buckminster Fuller who designed the geodesic dome exhibited at Expo '67 in Montreal, from which Sir Harry Kroto got the idea how 60 Carbon atoms could be arranged in a perfectly symmetrical fashion.
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