babysitting
A comedy conversation
by pedafile 5 7 12/30/2005 06:52 AM 295 views
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hello, I'm the greatest babysitter around
I specialize in girls from age 9 and on down
don't worry about a thing, I'm the babysitter of you're dreams
everything is as it seems, I even brought along some cream
trust me, I'll make sure your little angle bathes and hehaves
while giving her what she craves, now go along your merry way
believe me, the night is young and full of fun
your daughter's gonna be a better off girl once I'm done
and as soon as the door closes, I hand her some roses
flirt with the little squirt and tell her to get out of her clothes
"right here?" she exclaims, no silly go upstairs and take a bath
I get my camera ready as I rehearse my mental math
a litte girl is just mathematics, first subtract the clothes
then add the camera, and divide the legs I suppose
then grab the wash rag and rag and rub her from nose to tose
stray away from getting sope in her "pony" or the tears will flow
"I can do this myself" she says, but that's what I'm here for
as I unloosen my belt, and let my pants drop to the floor
"what is that" she asks, as I let her feel it up slowly
that's our little secret, your parents can't know see
now all you have to do is put your mouth on it
go back and forth slowly, just like your mom did
now spread you legs wide, lemme see what's inside
so soft, firm and wet, yet she has nothing to hide
first my tounge, than my thumb and then finally my gun
take it slow, cuz she says it's hurting, but I'm still spurting cum
I'm spurting a ton, cuz I'm not yet done
she's confused, being used, but it's so much fun
and after I'm finished, I clean her up again
now that we did this, we can be friends
there's no end, to the fun that we can share if-
you keep this secret, don't tell your parents
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pedafile 5 7
12/30/2005 06:55 AM
tomorrow when I come, underwear don't wear it
now let's watch a movie, little cutie can you bare it?
"yes" she smiles, I'm not a pedafile
she likes it, can't fight it, the though isn't vile
I just like little girls, inside of my little world
forgive me if when reading this poem you hurled
just something about those little buttcheeks wiggling
me cumming as she's giggling, and how she likes the tickling
and when I suck on the twat, oh how she's snickering
okay that's all I got, this poem is done delivering
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Anastacia Lotus 171,275 14
12/30/2005 06:58 AM
If there was a line, I think it has been crossed. Besides this is Ollies schtick Emerson.
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pedafile 5 7
12/30/2005 07:02 AM
I am an artist. My desires cannot be judge by the likes of you. You can't even begin to understand the greatness of a mind such as mine. This is a deep comedy only a true clean-hearted soul could understand.
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Anastacia Lotus 171,275 14
12/30/2005 07:03 AM
Mookie?
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pedafile 5 7
12/30/2005 07:05 AM
What is this Mookie you speak of?
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Poppy Flowers 1,784 9
12/30/2005 07:08 AM
I'll make sure your little angle bathes
YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY SET SQUARES!
Do you hear me?
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Chuckleworthy
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Anastacia Lotus 171,275 14
12/30/2005 07:10 AM
Mookie wouldnt of screwed up spelling simple words. You sir are no Mookie. How dare you suggest such nonsense. Good Day!
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Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
12/30/2005 07:12 AM
While the subject matter is plenty disturbing, a psychologist would be more concerned with why you kept writing.
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Poppy Flowers 1,784 9
12/30/2005 07:13 AM
Chance, may I challenge you to a game of Battleships over in chat?
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Side-splitting
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Anastacia Lotus 171,275 14
12/30/2005 07:13 AM
I wish, I have to be leaving the house soon and drive to hell.
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Poppy Flowers 1,784 9
12/30/2005 07:14 AM
Another time then, oh Queen.
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La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
12/30/2005 07:14 AM
Random Thoughts from Jane**
The only real perversions are nymphomania, satyriasis and celibacy...but even they should be permitted for members of a free society. The only sex-related acts I would proscribe-for reasons of public health-are those involving former food or former people, and lying about the state of one's venereal health or contraceptive status.
A fantasy is not even a wish, much less an act. There is no such thing as a culpable or shameful fantasy.
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Anastacia Lotus 171,275 14
12/30/2005 07:15 AM
Oh yes, another time. I'll be waiting...yes I will. I'm going to miss battleship today too! Damn it WHY GOD WHY!
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pedafile 5 7
12/30/2005 07:15 AM
I am a psychologist you dumbShakespeares.
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Anastacia Lotus 171,275 14
12/30/2005 07:16 AM
I SAID GOOD DAY!
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Chuckleworthy
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La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
12/30/2005 07:16 AM
The delusion that one's sexual pattern is the only right way to be is probably the single most common sexual-psychosis syndrome of this era, and it is virtually almost always the victim's fault. You cannot acquire this delusion by observation of reality.
**These thoughts most likely stolen from someone else
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Funny
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Anastacia Lotus 171,275 14
12/30/2005 07:18 AM
I am a scientist! Today I shall find the cure for cancer, and lose it once again.
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pedafile 5 7
12/30/2005 07:20 AM
yeh, you'll have it in a beaker, get excited, then lose it inside of yourself...
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pedafile 5 7
12/30/2005 07:21 AM
note, a beaker is roughly the same shape and/or size of a dildo...
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Anastacia Lotus 171,275 14
12/30/2005 07:23 AM
Psychologists cannot prescribe drugs. I dislike you very much.
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pedafile 5 7
12/30/2005 07:23 AM
Who's On ZUG:
(online within last hour)
- Big Irish Guy
- Dinky is on the Naughty List
- Jaggy, the angel on top of the tree
- 1joe1
- lurking object
- Mr. Piemaster - Now with 50% more creepy!
- I Give Clickies
- Miniver
- All Is Quiet On New Year's Lila
- It's beginning to look a lot like Frogpop
- Serendipitous Snork
- FarararaRobin
- SquidBoy
- Chris Garrett
- Poppy Flowers
- Chit Eating Grin
- Anastacia Lotus
- La Petite Mort de TableTopJane
- and the wicked funny pedafile
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Funny
4 votes
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Poppy Flowers 1,784 9
12/30/2005 07:23 AM
Note. Insulting the Queen is wrong and you must pay.
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Funny
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Anastacia Lotus 171,275 14
12/30/2005 07:23 AM
Oh wow, thanks for that. I thought Beaker was a character on the muppets!
MEEP MEEP!
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pedafile 5 7
12/30/2005 07:24 AM
yall are a bunch of stupid n00bs
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La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
12/30/2005 07:24 AM
<action>shakes her fist in the air</action>Damn you, Chance.
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Anastacia Lotus 171,275 14
12/30/2005 07:26 AM
Mwhahahahahahaha!
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Chris Garrett 86,932 12
12/30/2005 07:26 AM
Who's On ZUG:
(online within last hour)
- Big Irish Guy
- Dinky is on the Naughty List
- Jaggy, the angel on top of the tree
- 1joe1
- lurking object
- Mr. Piemaster - Now with 50% more creepy!
- I Give Clickies
- Miniver
- All Is Quiet On New Year's Lila
- Serendipitous Snork
- FarararaRobin
- SquidBoy
- Chit Eating Grin
- It's beginning to look a lot like Frogpop
- La Petite Mort de TableTopJane
- Balfazz
- Anastacia Lotus
- pedafile
- Poppy Flowers
- and the magnificent Chris Garrett
I AM MAGNIFICIENT!
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La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
12/30/2005 07:26 AM
yall are a bunch of stupid n00bs
I always suspected that.
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Anastacia Lotus 171,275 14
12/30/2005 07:27 AM
<action> Points and Laughs </action>
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Side-splitting
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pedafile 5 7
12/30/2005 07:27 AM
you suck prepubescent Poe Chris Garrett
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Anastacia Lotus 171,275 14
12/30/2005 07:28 AM
So that should make you friends! OR THE SAME PERSON!
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La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
12/30/2005 07:28 AM
Gosh, y'all. I don't know what came over me. I was so excited by the fist in my Poe that I forgot my name, and that you can't do action tags if you're NLI. My bad : (
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Anastacia Lotus 171,275 14
12/30/2005 07:28 AM
His FAT daughter? heh.
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pedafile 5 7
12/30/2005 07:35 AM
Gosh, y'all. I don't know what came over me. I was so excited by the fist in my Poe that I forgot my name, and that you can't do action tags if you're NLI. My bad : (
God forgives you child. As long as you send him a pic of your fist-Poe encounter.
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pedafile 5 7
12/30/2005 07:37 AM
goodnight everyone, I'm done. hit me back with any poetry you may have, but other than that: stay out of my thread
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Jade - With Cold Feet! 14,453 11
12/30/2005 07:38 AM
<action>wanders in</action>Is Nathyn back again? Then God help us all.
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La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
12/30/2005 07:40 AM
stay out of my thread
You got it, Sunshine.
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pedafile 5 7
12/30/2005 07:41 AM
I likah ta see dem lil gurls giggling
wit dem cutie boodie buttcheeks wiggling
and da way she squirtsah da piss when I'm tickling
I likah to see dem lil gurls snickering
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Curious Nachos and the Chainsaw Mishap 57,521 23
12/30/2005 07:44 AM
The only good thing about Nathyn creating so many accounts is that it gives him less time to actually post.
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pedafile 5 7
12/30/2005 07:45 AM
guess who's back
back again
more perverted
than pedafile men
it's the return of!-
aw naw, he didn't just say it. did he?
and dr. dre said!-
nothing you idiots, dr. dre's giving me head!-
while dead in your mothers basement!
haha, shadys crazy but tonight he's rockaby baby
for your little girl after I cum on the lil lady!
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pedafile 5 7
12/30/2005 07:49 AM
aw naw, it's Nathyn!
back and at it like a crack addict
callin' himself pedafile
cuz your daughters ass, he wansta smack it
you lack it, the mind to understand my penis
I'll make you so mixed up in the head, you be screamin' jesus!
please just, understand my ass is at hand
the time up my ass is at my hand and the Shakespeare is about to land
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Amusing
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rahrahgranny 773 7
12/30/2005 04:08 PM
aw naw, it's Nathyn!
Your mommy called, she says to get back in your womb!
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Amusing
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Darrin 21,346 0
12/30/2005 04:10 PM
Look at the email address in his profile. It looks like the same garble that one nli guy used to flood.
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Mrs.JM 24,693 8
01/19/2006 08:28 AM
note, a beaker is roughly the same shape and/or size of a dildo...
Okay, you obviously have not seen dildo. Oh, and please don't say roughly when speaking of something that is inserted into the crotch.
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Lila - Gettin' Hitched This Spring 78,555 13
01/19/2006 08:31 AM
Hey, Jill, why don't you roughly insert a beaker into your vagina?
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Mrs.JM 24,693 8
01/19/2006 08:35 AM
Hey Lila, why don't you choke on a ham sandwich?
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Lila - Gettin' Hitched This Spring 78,555 13
01/19/2006 08:38 AM
Why don't you go to your foot doctor and request a syringe full of "personality", you boring Carroll?
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Crestfallen Snork 45,655 12
01/19/2006 08:39 AM
Mmmmm...ham.
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