Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
01/01/2006 03:22 PM

1 fish and 2 fish

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
01/01/2006 03:22 PM

and see about getting a blue fish to go along with them.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
01/01/2006 03:22 PM

Cuff & Link



-Rocky Balboa

Robin® 14,626 10
01/01/2006 03:23 PM

Lunch and Dinner?



Goldie and Hawn?



Tango and Cash?



Watson and Crick?



Jekyll and Hyde?

Robin® 14,626 10
01/01/2006 03:24 PM

Leia and Han Solo?

Piemaster - Just another fact of life... 12,538 15
01/01/2006 03:28 PM

Hargrave and Codesl-



Post exceeds your moral tolerance.

10 Inch Pianist 220 9
01/01/2006 03:30 PM

I have a beta named Darth.



But I'm usually bad at naming things.

Robin® 14,626 10
01/01/2006 03:30 PM

Cat and Dog

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
01/01/2006 03:30 PM

When you are interviewing the fish, just make sure to ask if they know how to pinch off that last loaf. Cause there is nothing worse than a goldfish towing around what looks like six or seven saussage links from his ass all day.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
01/01/2006 03:33 PM

Shamu and Goliath

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
01/01/2006 03:37 PM

Marco & Polo

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
01/01/2006 03:39 PM

ZUG & Crash

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
01/01/2006 03:41 PM

How about Shut and Up ?

















I only said that for laughs. I'm not really an Emerson; I just play one on GAB.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
01/01/2006 03:44 PM

You could always do Ashton and Demi.

But if you do you might have to get a second bowl in about a year or so.

Anastacia Lotus 171,275 14
01/01/2006 03:50 PM

Chance and Darrin

Cracka and Chance

Trae and Chance

Chance and Hat

Chit and Chance

Gorkat and Chance

BIG and Chance

or you could go with

Chance and Chance Jr.!

Vanilla Dew 891 10
01/01/2006 03:52 PM

When I was about three years old, I had two goldfish, named Bartles and Jaymes.



I was a budding alcoholic, evidently.

Autra - Bah Humbug 10,560 11
01/01/2006 03:53 PM

Washer and Dryer.



Yeah, I spent a lot of time thinking those names up, so you should go with them.

daisypie 49,378 9
01/01/2006 03:56 PM

Mummy & Daddy

Mother & Father

Mom & Pop



...I think you get the idea.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
01/01/2006 03:57 PM

I would call them Goebbels and X.



When someone asks what the X is for, you can shout at them "X IS FOR X, mother-FrostER!"

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
01/01/2006 03:59 PM

Flushbait and Kittunchow.



You can tell my fish never lasted that long. They don't stand up to cuddling as well as other pets.

Phla. Just Phla. 131,068 34
01/01/2006 04:12 PM

Give them race horse names:



I Poop Where I Sleep



and



Wet Behind The Ears

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
01/01/2006 04:13 PM

Luca Brasi & Fredo

orange balloons 252 7
01/01/2006 04:14 PM

Don't listen to that Matt guy, Kittuns would never eat your poor fishies.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
01/01/2006 04:18 PM

That's scary.



I was sort of thinking along the same lines as Phla with that last one.

gwallaia 3,510 12
01/01/2006 05:35 PM

Moby and Dick

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
01/01/2006 05:42 PM

Bob & Floater

DŸCE - intergalactic superstar 916 8
01/01/2006 05:47 PM

Mephistopheles or for those who are more renascence minded Beelzebub. Cause demon fish are totally 2006.

Jade - Locked and Loaded 14,453 11
01/01/2006 05:54 PM

Okay. I've narrowed it down to:



Trae and Chance



Goebbels and X



I Poop Where I Sleep and Wet Behind The Ears



Bob & Floater



Please vote for the names you like best.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
01/01/2006 06:24 PM

Last minute entry.







How about Prince Charles & Sea Biscuit

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
01/01/2006 06:29 PM

I'm not sure what sized bowl you are considering, but keep in mind, you might be yelling these names throughout the whole neighborhood at feeding time everyday.

SquidBoy 19,912 12
01/01/2006 06:33 PM

Fish #1: James Westfall

Fish #2: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater



Bonus points if you catch the reference without googling.

Diana Matronic 57,835 108
01/01/2006 06:34 PM

you might be yelling these names throughout the whole neighborhood



I choose Goebbels and X!

Oliver Chest: Poop Factory 203,475 12
01/01/2006 06:41 PM

"If you ladies are lucky enough, you just may get to meet the whole gang."

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
01/01/2006 06:46 PM

Gobbles & X, and you put a bunch of psychedelic colored things all around the bowl, and get at teeny tinny boom box playing Rave music 24 7.

SquidBoy 19,912 12
01/01/2006 06:59 PM

Congratulations, Ollie.



You win 12 billion bonus points.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
01/01/2006 07:00 PM

Does he redeem those points at the same place we redeem clicks for fabulous prizes?

SquidBoy 19,912 12
01/01/2006 07:02 PM

Yes, that's correct.



P.S.



We can redeem clicks?

Cruz Johnson : Space Admiral 9,993 12
01/01/2006 07:04 PM

I'd have to go for 'Jilly' and 'Anal rape'.



Because for me those words are never mentioned in succesion often enough

Jade - Locked and Loaded 14,453 11
01/01/2006 07:05 PM

Okay. I think I'm going to go with Goebbels and X.



Dogs, contact me so that I can send you a prize. No, it won't be the corpse of one of the fiShakespeare'll probably be something very British.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
01/01/2006 07:10 PM

Lady Di ?

Jade - Locked and Loaded 14,453 11
01/01/2006 07:11 PM

Nah, she's decomposing.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
01/02/2006 01:22 AM

She's sending you rotten teeth. Along with extra loathing for GW.

Declan McManus-They say that bears have affairs 131,887 36
01/02/2006 01:27 AM

Alla those suk.



Fishe and Chippes.





Nothing else will do.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
01/02/2006 01:31 AM

Tubgirl and Goatse.

Neep: wants to shag Kate Mulgrew in a santa hat. 35,066 15
01/02/2006 01:34 AM

NeepNeep and Jagbubblefart.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
01/02/2006 01:36 AM

Na something cool like...

Neep's fish and Jaggy's ostheichthyes

Fratberry 283,018 53
01/02/2006 03:12 AM

Nah, she's decomposing.



What's more british than that?

Fratberry 283,018 53
01/02/2006 03:15 AM

Oh yeah, if I had been around earlier I would have said:



1: Frostles

2: Harry McShedsalot



Because it makes no sense. Or:



1: Bob

2: Weave

Fratberry 283,018 53
01/02/2006 03:19 AM

1: Itchy

2: Flushy



1: Blinky (if one of them happens to have three eyes)

2: Scratchy



1: Natalie Wood

2: Mary Jo Kopechne

Phla. Just Phla. 131,068 34
01/02/2006 03:26 AM

If you're going to go with names:



Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding



But of course I'm a bigger fan of the inanimate object names:



Hammer and Nail

Phla. Just Phla. 131,068 34
01/02/2006 03:31 AM

Wait, I take it back. I'm really bad at naming things. Don't name them Phla and Phla Also.

ringworm 68,315 13
01/02/2006 03:54 AM

pepperidge and farms.

Anastacia Lotus 171,275 14
01/02/2006 04:09 AM

You went with Goebbels and X? Well I dont care what their names are, at tea time I will refer to them as Trae and Chance. If they ignore me they will get no cream and sugar.

Rider, Level 2 n00b 2,014 9
01/02/2006 04:12 AM

Why didn't someone suggest:



tits & ass



or even just



t & a



Oh well.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
01/02/2006 10:05 AM

Heh. Sleep and With were perfect.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
01/02/2006 10:35 AM

Goebbels and X? GOEBBELS AND X?



Seriously. What kind of retard would name their fish Goebbels and X? Dobermans, maybe.



I release you from your committment to use my stupid suggestion, which was submitted merely to suck up to Uncle Al.



Personally, I'd use names contributed by one of the cool kids, if you knowwhatImean.

Bonky 75,733 15
01/02/2006 10:48 AM

Bon and Ky.



Chico and Chico.



Shaboo and Shoobah.

KChiki - Dianada's N00b bitch! 128,316 98
01/02/2006 10:56 AM

-Big E and Tupac



-Upside-Down Fish Disease & Fin-Rot

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
01/02/2006 11:10 AM

Gorton & Mrs. Paul

turtle10 - the no frills version 42,578 26
01/02/2006 11:22 AM

Ponch and John

Cracka 68,758 11
01/02/2006 11:24 AM

How about Bert and You stupid mother-Frosting goldfish.





You thought I was going to say Ernie didn't you.

Chickens down 13 lbs 286,539 61
01/02/2006 11:38 AM

How about "I couldn't get a dog so I'm stuck with this stupid fish" and "well, at least it's not a cat"?

Phla. Just Phla. 131,068 34
01/02/2006 12:14 PM

Silly people. Racehorse names are limited to 18 letters only.

Jade - Locked and Loaded 14,453 11
01/02/2006 01:01 PM

Okay. I won't go with Goebbels and X then.

Rider: Waffle Eater 2,014 9
01/02/2006 01:03 PM

Tits & Ass should replace that entry then.

T-Bone 211,584 32
01/02/2006 01:07 PM

Wait! I was just kidding!



If you don't use my suggestion, my fragile sense of self-worth will crash around my ankles like a teenager's pants at a calf-roping.



You know, other than that whole genocide thing, Goebbels was an okay guy.



And X. What can I say about X. Last letter. The OMEGA, baby! Nothing follows X!

Rider: Waffle Eater 2,014 9
01/02/2006 01:09 PM

T-Bone, you flip flop more than John Kerry.

Fratberry 283,018 53
01/02/2006 03:43 PM

Hey, its T-BONE!

Fratberry 283,018 53
01/02/2006 03:49 PM

1: Natalie Wood

2: Mary Jo Kopechne



I wonder how many people actually got that?

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
01/02/2006 03:53 PM

<action>raises hand</action>



Natalie = The Wood that doesn't float.



Not too sure of the other one.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
01/02/2006 03:56 PM

Not too sure of the other one.





"You know how hard it is to dress a woman underwater?"

Balfazz 518 9
01/02/2006 05:05 PM

Slow and Poke, although more turtle-ish

Phla. Just Phla. 131,068 34
01/02/2006 05:10 PM

Sit and Spin!

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
01/02/2006 05:14 PM

Tease.

KChiki - Diana's N00b Since 2005! 128,316 98
01/02/2006 05:16 PM

Right & Not-Right

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
01/02/2006 06:10 PM

Names not to use:





Dur & I'm a fish

Trixxie the Red Nosed Homo 65,026 15
01/03/2006 09:13 AM

Kang and Kodos

A New Year, Same ole Pubah 56,805 18
01/03/2006 11:00 AM

<action>tires of reading whole thread</action>



Dubaya and Condi



if that hasn't already been suggested

A New Year, Same ole Pubah 56,805 18
01/03/2006 11:20 AM

Chickens-N-Rice 08

Dangeo 2,691 13
01/03/2006 11:23 AM

Fish around my house don't ever last more than a couple weeks, so I'd go with the previously mentioned Fish1 and Fish2.

Neep: wants to shag Kate Mulgrew in a santa hat. 35,066 15
01/05/2006 04:57 AM

Jaggy is getting 2 fish next year.



Finley and Tail.

Neep: wants to shag Kate Mulgrew in a santa hat. 35,066 15
01/05/2006 04:59 AM

Ok, that was funnier when we were brushing our teeth.



In our panties.



(What? Someone was going to say it.)