Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/06/2006 02:15 PM

So is anyone else happy that the NHL is back this year?

Slip and slide Suhypa 5,547 9
01/06/2006 02:15 PM

And what's the deal with airline food?

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
01/06/2006 02:16 PM

WIPE YOU ASS THOROUGHLY, YOU FREAKING APE.

Rider the T in T&A 2,014 9
01/06/2006 02:16 PM

We don't want women sniffing our underwear.

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
01/06/2006 02:22 PM

Hey - I am NOT a skivvy sniffer.

Rider the T in T&A 2,014 9
01/06/2006 02:22 PM

Shut up you brown noser.

turtle10 - the no frills version 42,578 26
01/06/2006 02:23 PM

B.I.G. it's tough to like the NHL when you have the disappointing Bruins as your local team. Same with basketball

Walter Sobchest 203,475 12
01/06/2006 02:24 PM

I thought I'd be happier with the return of the NHL, but it's hard for me to follow hockey due to Seattle not having a pro-team.



I tried to follow that Canucks, as they are relatively close, but they only show games here once a month or so.



So, I am indifferent.

Kittuns: Kill Jill, Vol. Eleventy 44,835 9
01/06/2006 02:24 PM

Is there a fantasy NHL league?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/06/2006 02:25 PM

But you have great local college hockey, so that's a plus. NHL games are fun to go to, even if the team sucks. I just hate stadium prices for beer.

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
01/06/2006 02:26 PM

But why can't you wipe your Shakespearety ass?

Walter Sobchest 203,475 12
01/06/2006 02:26 PM

I would love to ship my Shakespearety ass on your retarded, busted nose, face.

Walter Sobchest 203,475 12
01/06/2006 02:27 PM

Ship?



Man, I am not on today.

Rider the T in T&A 2,014 9
01/06/2006 02:28 PM

This is one shippy discussion.

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
01/06/2006 02:28 PM

I would love to ship my excrementty ass on your retarded, busted nose, face.

There are adult literacy programs for people like you.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/06/2006 02:29 PM

Ollie, why bother? She has never met any of us. Just because her boyfriend is too busy running out of the house to get away from her and into Ashley's, well, into Ashley, to wipe his ass, doesn't mean the rest of us have bacon strips.

Erika - Always on the Naughty List 76,152 9
01/06/2006 02:29 PM

I'm glad the NHL is back, especially since the Flyers are doing so well. Hey JepRep, put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
01/06/2006 02:30 PM

OH NO ,BIG - I know if anybody here has dingleberrys its you. Fat Bastard.

Rider the T in T&A 2,014 9
01/06/2006 02:30 PM

I like crisp bacon.

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
01/06/2006 02:31 PM

And I really just wanted to start a bathroom thread that rhymed with Gripes and Wipes.

turtle10 - the no frills version 42,578 26
01/06/2006 02:31 PM

I was convinced to go see Gramma's Boys tonight. I'm not sure if I really want to.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/06/2006 02:32 PM

Well, why don't you come up here to Jersey and toss my salad.



And Erika, the Flyers hot streak will not last all season.

Kittuns: Kill Jill, Vol. Eleventy 44,835 9
01/06/2006 02:32 PM

And I really just wanted to start a bathroom thread that rhymed with Gripes and Wipes.



Go here and you can make all the threads with rhyming titles that you want.

Rider the T in T&A 2,014 9
01/06/2006 02:33 PM

Well, why don't you come up here to Jersey and toss my salad.



I'll bring the bacon bits!!

Erika - Always on the Naughty List 76,152 9
01/06/2006 02:33 PM

And Erika, the Flyers hot streak will not last all season.





We shall see, my friend, we shall see.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/06/2006 02:37 PM

What are you doing Monday night?

Rider the T in T&A 2,014 9
01/06/2006 02:38 PM

Hopefully getting fluffed.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
01/06/2006 02:39 PM

Working til about 6, then no plans although I'll most likely end up doing what I do every night:



Smoke pot and and try to take over the universe.

Rider the T in T&A 2,014 9
01/06/2006 02:40 PM

NARF!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/06/2006 02:40 PM

Devils v. Flyers at Continental at 7:30.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
01/06/2006 02:43 PM

I bet you're a body painter. And that's hot.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/06/2006 02:48 PM

Lemme guess:



"GO DEVILS, YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST. LET'S GO FOR THE CUP! I CAN'T BELIEVE BEER IS SEVEN DOLLARS!"



All in 1 foot letters.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/06/2006 02:50 PM

Nah. I am more of the obnoxiously loud fan (who'd a thunk it) and can be heard all around the stadium.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
01/06/2006 02:50 PM

Betcha I'm louder. And meaner.

Rider the T in T&A 2,014 9
01/06/2006 02:51 PM

Fluorescent Sombrero, your posts are ship! SHIP I SAY!

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/06/2006 02:52 PM

Rider, I'm fairly certain he meant to type "WIPE" instead of "SHIP"



You. Total. Douche.

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
01/06/2006 02:53 PM

Well, why don't you come up here to Jersey and toss my salad.

Um I am afraid.

When ingested by humans, this strain of E. coli*your dingleberries* can lead to dehydration, kidney failure, and even death. Symptoms of infection include severe abdominal pain and bloody diarrhea that occurs about two or three days after eating contaminated meat. Anyone who suspects they may be infected should seek medical attention immediately.

Rider the T in T&A 2,014 9
01/06/2006 02:53 PM

Someone needs to flip their bacon strips before they get BURNED.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/06/2006 02:54 PM

My dearest Red,



I accept that challenge. You name the game and the arena.





Yours,



Gobo

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/06/2006 02:57 PM

Jilly, I was being sarcastic. If you ever made it up here I would bury you where no one would find the body. Its not like anyone would miss you.

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
01/06/2006 02:58 PM

Oh ,I don't doubt that you would, Biggie. You're obviously that type.













Fatty.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/06/2006 03:01 PM

Ooooh, fat jokes. Can I play, too?





BIG is so fat if he steps off a curb he breaks an ankle.

Rider the T in T&A 2,014 9
01/06/2006 03:03 PM

BIG is so fat he... he...



Nevermind, it isn't fun picking on fat guys.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/06/2006 03:04 PM

Our streets are made from "Asphalt".



What's this ankle compound you speak of?

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
01/06/2006 03:04 PM

Self depricating humor is my favorite kind of humor. So go for it big boy.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/06/2006 03:05 PM

BIG is so fat when he backs up a beeper goes off.



BIG is so fat if he jumped he get stuck in the air.



BIG is so fat he eats cows whole and poops leather jackets.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
01/06/2006 03:06 PM

BIG,



As soon as I'm able.





Always,



Red

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
01/06/2006 03:06 PM

BIG is so lame he googles fat jokes.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/06/2006 03:06 PM

FAT DAUGHTER AGAIN JILLY!!

Self Dep. funneh is my forte. Yet you always try to post stupid comments in an attempt to oust me.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/06/2006 03:08 PM

BIG might be fat and lame, but at least he hasn't sunk to Jilly's level where not even internet people like her.

Ditdah 123,110 14
01/06/2006 03:08 PM

BIG is so big, his name is BIG.



(Did I do that right, SHP?)

Rider the T in T&A 2,014 9
01/06/2006 03:10 PM

<action>teaches Ditdah how to play this game</action>



BIG is so big he is able to wear a little coat.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/06/2006 03:13 PM

E.



Just let me know. And congrats on the new job.



Me

Ditdah 123,110 14
01/06/2006 03:16 PM

Big is so BIG, he has big feet.









Better?

Rider the T in T&A 2,014 9
01/06/2006 03:17 PM

BIG, RED(no pun intended..pretty funny though),



GET PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILLS TODAY!!



Are you sick of being small? Do you want to be BIG? Get Penis MAXXX today and make your sex drive hit the Red line!



PenisMax.com

turtle10 - the no frills version 42,578 26
01/06/2006 03:19 PM

BIG is so big that umm ummm ummm he has to shop at big and tall stores

Ditdah 123,110 14
01/06/2006 03:20 PM

BIG is so big most people are shorter than him.

Rider the T in T&A 2,014 9
01/06/2006 03:23 PM

BIG and his BIG Gay OX

Bankey 70,843 10
01/06/2006 03:26 PM

YOWZA! What a BABE!

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
01/06/2006 03:26 PM

BIG is so big if he did a backflip he'd kick God in the chin.



</not stolen at all, completely original>

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/06/2006 03:35 PM

BIG is so large, it makes his penis that much smaller.



Or, In other words.



BIG is so huge, He looks like a 12:1 scale version of Hat.

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
01/06/2006 03:37 PM

Meh, I've seen bigger.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/06/2006 03:38 PM

Using Hat's scale theory, and if the neck tatto wasn't scaled. It would just look like a freckle.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
01/06/2006 03:39 PM

Where?

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
01/06/2006 03:40 PM

BIG is so big he blocked my post from being after Sir's.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/06/2006 03:41 PM

I don't know if Erika's post was to me or to Sir.





But if you can't make it Monday, there is another game March 1st.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/06/2006 03:42 PM

You're going the wrong way with the scale, BIG guy.





It's okay, I wouldn't expect someone of your mass to be properly aquainted with weighing apparatii.



































Yes, I just made that word up.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/06/2006 03:42 PM

Shut up, you.

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
01/06/2006 03:42 PM

BIG is so big, I actually remembered his name when Trae? or CG? (I forget who) introduced us.

Rider the T in T&A 2,014 9
01/06/2006 03:43 PM

Shut up all you #000000ies

Bankey 70,843 10
01/06/2006 03:43 PM

Someone has replaced my zug/gab with AOL Chat.



WTF??? LOL!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/06/2006 03:44 PM

Go kill a cat.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/06/2006 03:45 PM

MY DAD CAN BEAT UP YOUR DAD!

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/06/2006 03:45 PM

<action> throws sand </action>

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
01/06/2006 03:48 PM

(see previous post) I say that because I meet very few men (or women) who are taller than me. I dare say I fit in with the GAB crowd because hell, there are quite a few of them with whom I do not have to look down to make eye contact.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/06/2006 03:50 PM

GAB Events have participants that are either over 6' 2" or under 5'3". Except for Al and Ollie. They are the weirdos in the middle.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
01/06/2006 03:52 PM

<action>is 5' 3.75"</action>So that's why I don't go to GAB events...

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/06/2006 03:52 PM

<insert permission slip joke here>

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
01/06/2006 03:53 PM

You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/06/2006 03:54 PM

Your ESP has been working about as well as your ISP.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/06/2006 03:55 PM

Then how will he breathe!?

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
01/06/2006 03:56 PM

Through his nose. Like most people.

turtle10 - the no frills version 42,578 26
01/06/2006 03:56 PM

<action>takes his ball and goes home</action>



I'm only 5'6" you giant mother-Frosters

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/06/2006 03:57 PM

Without the e.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/06/2006 03:58 PM

Where is the edit button?

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/06/2006 03:58 PM

Phuc woulda gotten it, You dirty mouth-breathers.



No, dude,

Breathe - The act of Breathing.

Breath - What you can see when you're breathing and live in canada.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/06/2006 04:03 PM

Yes, I know. I was going to make a joke that I am so big I only need one breath per conversation and the "e" was a drug reference to you.



Then I posted it and realized that it was about as funny as a Jilly post when explained and after seeing it, it just looked like I didn't know the difference between a noun and a verb.

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
01/06/2006 04:03 PM

I'm feeling a little let-down that he didn't say that he would be breathing through his ears.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
01/06/2006 04:04 PM

Not as let down as I am Mr. Sir. Trust me.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/06/2006 04:05 PM

Alright then.

turtle10 - the no frills version 42,578 26
01/06/2006 04:05 PM

I just decided that when fat guys walk fast it is really funny.



there is a fat guy that just walked by my cube in a rush trying to get to his ringing phone, his expandable waste dockers heating due to thigh friction, arms flailing out as if he was reaching for the last doughnut, face bright red because it is the most exertion he has done in the last year and 2 months.





Well, I laughed at least. SHUT UP!

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
01/06/2006 04:06 PM

See what happens when you're gone, Erika?



The whole place gets out of sorts.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/06/2006 04:06 PM

Erika, if I am using you legs as earmuffs, I would rather show you how long I can go between breaths.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
01/06/2006 04:08 PM

Well BIG, that's one way to get on Fan-O-Vision.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
01/06/2006 04:09 PM

Dude. The monkey just pwned me.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/06/2006 04:20 PM

Erika, you can't really get pawn'd by a guy who's internet girlfriend still claims to be a virgin* and live a few thousand miles away.













*We all know its a filthy lie.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/06/2006 04:26 PM

I don't think HP is still a virgin.



I do think Demo is.





Dun Dun DUNNNNN

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/06/2006 04:33 PM

Hey, if GAB can get Spicey laid, I am sure it got Demo laid.



Now we just have to get someone to punch Pistola's card...



and probably Briham's...



and the not slutty kiwi twin's...



and Brody's...



and Jade Hargrave.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/06/2006 04:48 PM

I'll do pistol.



And after that last listing, I'd do you.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/06/2006 05:21 PM

Do you think John even reads threads that he didn't start?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/06/2006 05:31 PM

He had a GAB PLUS subscription that allows him to only see posts by people in the Top 10. That's why he only likes Demo's and BJ's suggestions. And why he doesn't mind Jilly, he doesn't have to read her posts.

Lila - Gettin' Hitched This Spring 78,555 13
01/06/2006 05:37 PM

<action>skims thread</action>Well there goes 3 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/06/2006 05:38 PM

With an attitude like that we will never consumate our relationship.

Zolton with Arsenic Sauce 88,200 34
01/06/2006 05:41 PM

Hey, don't knock it. She's willing to invest a whole 3 minutes in something that might be worthless.



With that kind of patience, I could consummate her three or four times. Not counting naps in between, of course.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
01/06/2006 05:42 PM

Hey, if GAB can get Spicey laid, I am sure it got Demo laid.



Now we just have to get someone to punch Pistola's card...



and probably Briham's...



and the not slutty kiwi twin's...



and Brody's...



and Jade Hargrave.



Score, I made a list!



...By not scoring.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/06/2006 05:44 PM

A list I am sure many GABbers would love to take you off.

T-Bone 211,584 32
01/06/2006 06:04 PM

BIG is so big, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.