Humphrey B - Procrastinator Extraordinaire. 51,764 12
01/10/2006 07:58 PM

Stuipd dyslexia.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/10/2006 07:58 PM

How do you think you'd go?



Cry and bleeding.

Ditdah 123,110 14
01/10/2006 08:00 PM

Depends - are they Whoppers or White Castles?

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
01/10/2006 08:00 PM

Zero.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/10/2006 08:15 PM

She will eat it if its Asian meat.

Darrin 21,346 0
01/10/2006 08:17 PM

I'm with Erika on that Asian meat thing...



Al's Asian right?

Ditdah 123,110 14
01/10/2006 08:17 PM

I asked my sister, who's been a vegetarian for 8 years, if she would eat a steak for $100 grand.



She said "Pass me the A-1, baby!"

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
01/10/2006 08:20 PM

I'd do it for $1,000, truth be told. I'd probably do it for less if I needed the money bad enough. I really don't care that much about animals, I'm just more afraid of what would happen to me if I ate a cheeseburger after being meat free for 10 years.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
01/10/2006 08:21 PM

I don't think I could eat a steak though. Looks too much like an animal still to me. Grind it up and put enough cheese and ketchup on it and I'm good to go. Plus the whole $1,000 thing.

lharles 43 7
01/10/2006 08:21 PM

100 Grand. I'd eat my own solid waste for that amount of money. With the aforementioned A-1, of course.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
01/10/2006 08:22 PM

Demo, you really need to log in every now and then. My inability to click you is giving me a wicked finger cramp.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/10/2006 08:23 PM

How much for tube steak smothered in underwear?

Humphrey B - Procrastinator Extraordinaire. 51,764 12
01/10/2006 08:24 PM

Couldn't do it. Gave up after 8 burgers in 12 minutes. Silly, young whippersnappers.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
01/10/2006 08:24 PM

That'd run you the cost of about 10 tequila shots and some smooth words my friend.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
01/10/2006 08:29 PM

If you were a lesbian, you'ld be impotent





Let me revise that for you a little:



If you were a lesbian or a girl whose boyfriend was 4 hours away you'd be impotent.



</cries>

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/10/2006 08:31 PM

I am closer than he is?



And can get you booze?



How you doin?

Humphrey B - Procrastinator Extraordinaire. 51,764 12
01/10/2006 08:31 PM

Only on Gab could a thread about a burger eating comp tangent off to Erika's inability to pleasure herself.



God bless you every one.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/10/2006 08:32 PM

How far away from your boyfriend are you, Demo?

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
01/10/2006 08:33 PM

How far away is your boyfriend Demo?

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
01/10/2006 08:33 PM

You've got to be kidding me.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/10/2006 08:35 PM

I love Erika and it makes me sad if we ever meet the world will end.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
01/10/2006 08:38 PM

<action>hugs BIG</action>Don't worry my friend, some day...



















...we will be drunk enough to not give a Shakespeare about the rest of the world.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
01/10/2006 08:38 PM

And on that note, I'm off to forget my troubles. You all be good now.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/10/2006 08:40 PM

So Sunday it is.

Phuc 237,919 21
01/11/2006 06:43 AM

I'm just more afraid of what would happen to me if I ate a cheeseburger after being meat free for 10 years.



After the clouds parted and the sun shone brilliantly down on a glorious new era, seraphim and cherubim singing choruses of praise and joy, you'd pass a belated grogan that would finally smell like what a human turd should smell like, and not like hay rotting in at a racetrack.

UnderHaggis! 101,398 77
01/11/2006 06:50 AM

How much for tube steak smothered in underwear?



I made a list!

Millie 116,988 28
01/11/2006 11:13 AM

Nothing would probably happen if you ate a cheeseburger, Erika. I didn't eat meat for over twelve years, and I didn't have so much as an upset stomach when I ate a burger after all that time.



I felt disgusted with myself and guilty, but I got over it very quickly.

newwave 45,912 10
01/12/2006 02:15 AM

Couldn't do it. Gave up after 8 burgers in 12 minutes.



What? He couldn't follow through with 8 remaining minutes? What a weiner. First person to pony up $1000 gets to see me eat 12 burgers in 20 minutes and free AVI file.

newwave 45,912 10
01/12/2006 02:16 AM

And please, no one bring up that time I was supposed to eat 100 lemons in one day.

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