Please DON'T read this...
A comedy conversation
by lharles  43  7
01/10/2006 08:46 PM 149 views
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5 Words I'm Fond Of...
...or at least ones that seem to be stuck in my brain like a piece of lettuce between your teeth after eating a salad.
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Fishmonger.
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I don't know why I like this word. It's just fun for me. I believe the definition, filtered and paraphrased by my feeble mind, is 'One who sells fish.'
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Shoes.
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Yeah, shoes. I don't understand it either. It's just another example of my lifelong struggle with being stupid.
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Cake.
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Now this one I can speculate on, at least. It's goooooood. It's spongy, moist goodness makes my taste buds do 'the Pac-Man' dance...does ANYONE remember HOW to do that?
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Pants.
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Seems as if there's a food and clothing slant to this list, eh? Pants. They're terrific for, er, leg coverings. They keep your naughty bits from being a little more obvious, kept in by whatever silly underpants you happen to be wearing, (I won't talk about the Spongebob Squarepants boxers my kids got me).
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Rhinoplasty.
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It's just a fun word. I don't imagine it's fun for someone who feels they need this procedure or is considering it. Still, I like it. I think it might be a TERRIFIC name for a breakfast cereal.
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Until next time, (which is just as soon as something new and without basis in the sensible world pops into my head), take a moment to remember the pocket lint. In a world full of caring people, who REALLY takes time to care for pocket lint, eh? [Disclaimer: This statement about pocket lint is brought to you by the makers of new Lint-Tastic! The lint reclamation liquid that makes your lint into a fun paste that's great for parties, sculptures, and tire patching!]
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Side-splitting
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5.0
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Hilarious
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4.0
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Big Irish Guy 203,956  21
01/10/2006 08:48 PM
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Hilarious
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Diana Matronic 57,835 108
01/10/2006 08:49 PM
I wish I'd have paid attention to the thread title.
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Chuckleworthy
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2.0
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Pants 14,252 17
01/10/2006 08:59 PM
<action>puts on a blank stare and lowers voice 7 octaves</action>
Youuuuuuuu raaaaaang?
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