McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
01/11/2006 09:05 AM

He told me to grow a thicker skin.



Is that because you break just like a little girl?

Queen of Refuse 171,275 14
01/11/2006 09:05 AM

Ive been know to be the girl who yells "I Frost-ing HATE THIS PLACE!" through the office. Yes I know, Im real mature.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
01/11/2006 09:07 AM

I don't find it sad or pathetic that you cried at work.



I find it sad and pathetic that you felt the need to tell all of us.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
01/11/2006 09:07 AM

Also-



Are you crying? There's no crying in baseball!

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
01/11/2006 09:08 AM

<action>sniffles</action>

Yes. Hold me.



























Chance.

Aimless now with added baby flavor 54,807 10
01/11/2006 09:12 AM

I cried at work once when I first started here. Then I learned the words "Yeah, I don't think I can do that in that amount of time, I'm really busy", jumped back on GAB and haven't looked back. It's all about priorities.

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
01/11/2006 09:13 AM

There's no crying in baseball!

Uh yeah, that quote was implied in the title of the thread.

Crackalacka! 68,758 11
01/11/2006 09:17 AM

What. The. Frost.



You better pray Ollie and BIG don't find this thread. Poe.

turtle10 42,578 26
01/11/2006 09:26 AM

He told me to grow a thicker skin



Yeah, if only strangers from an internet comedy board had told you that before, maybe you wouldn't have cried.

Queen of Refuse 171,275 14
01/11/2006 09:27 AM

I cried in the office once..all I remember is the pure terror on everyones face, cause someone was going to pay.

Ditdah 123,110 14
01/11/2006 09:42 AM

I cried at work once - but it wasn't because I was sad or upset. It's because I was so pissed off, I was tearing up when trying to hold back my instinct to through someone through our IV room window.



Instead, I grabbed a liter bottle of IV solution and threw it on the floor. Sure, I got written up, and sure, I had to clean up broken glass that was buried in the soft tiles, but I never had to worry about that stupid Froster challenging my authority again.



I really do think I should be medicated sometimes.

TTJane-My posts is sick like malaria 173,958 15
01/11/2006 09:45 AM

There's no pill that can help you, Ditdah. Once you catch the gay, you're pretty much screwed for life.

Most Virulent Chickens 286,539 61
01/11/2006 10:01 AM

I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS!

Ditdah 123,110 14
01/11/2006 10:03 AM

Ok...? You want a cookie for that?

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
01/11/2006 10:03 AM

I have nunchuck skills.

Sharribarri 14,124 11
01/11/2006 10:34 AM

I once was so upset about having a horrible lunch encounter that I cried the moemnt I got back to my office. When someone asked what was wrong, I could only get out a few unintelligible words and two happened to be potato chips.



I will never be able to live down the day potato chips made me cry.

Walter Sobchest 203,475 12
01/11/2006 10:38 AM

I cry at the office all the time. Even at home sometimes. Pretty much whenever I read one of Jilly's posts, actually.

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
01/11/2006 11:07 AM

The only time I cried at the office was when my mom called me and told me my grandmother was steadily growing worse after a stroke. I have never cried due to workload, Emerson co-workers, or ridiculous state policies.



I usually wait until lunchtime and go to the local post office to threaten people with my red stapler!!

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
01/11/2006 11:11 AM

<action>despirately tries to avoid making a "I cry while I masturbate" joke.</action>

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
01/11/2006 11:12 AM

I cry while I masturbate.

I need two tissues.

The Last Nacho On The Plate 57,521 23
01/11/2006 11:14 AM

Just aim towards your face when you blow your load, then you'll only need one.

Millie 116,988 28
01/11/2006 11:40 AM

The only times I've cried at work have been due to frustration and anger. I think a lot of women cry when they get angry, especially when yelling isn't an option.



I'm happy to say now I express my anger without crying or yelling. I haven't been able to do it without using foul language, though. That's my next hurdle.



Jilly, you have to learn that when people are Emersons to you to be a bitch back and not let them bother you.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
01/11/2006 12:00 PM

This works well in marriage.

Lila - Gettin' Hitched This Spring 78,555 13
01/11/2006 12:13 PM

We're there photos taken of your crying?

So that I can start my plan of one day making you cry the sweet, sweet tears of hopelessness as you're eating your parents remains in a bowl of chili and I can lick your face and say, "Oh, your tears, Jill, they taste so sweet! Mmmm...give me more - MORE TEARS!!"



Cause you know. Pictures would really help with that.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/11/2006 12:14 PM

That episode was on last night.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/11/2006 12:15 PM

With Jilly, It would be the members of Rush walking past and making fun of her.

Mrs. JM 24,693 8
01/11/2006 05:54 PM

eating your parents remains

For the love of GOD, Lila!

Walter Sobchest 203,475 12
01/11/2006 05:55 PM

<action>cries</action>

Lila - Gettin' Hitched This Spring 78,555 13
01/11/2006 08:27 PM

Actually, I think Trey Parker and Matt Stone had a lot more to do with that comment than God did.

Not that you would still even have any semblance of a clue. As usual.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
01/11/2006 08:59 PM

Lila, I didn't know you were into forcing people to eat their parent's remains too, we should hang out and go disemboweling bowling.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/11/2006 09:17 PM

I have lost faith in GAB. THe correct response is:



If you don't want to cry at work, stop posting and actually work. That way you won't feel overwhelmed.

Fartpuppy - Still turning girls into lesbians 5,142 13
01/11/2006 09:20 PM

Common sense is lost on most people.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
01/11/2006 09:22 PM

Shut up BIG! The proper response is to she needs to purchase a shot gun and show those people how someone should really take care of their work.

lharles 43 7
01/11/2006 09:24 PM

I only cry in the office when we're out of diet soda. THAT is a tragedy.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
01/11/2006 09:37 PM

I've never cried at work, but I did cry and the end of Terminator and Terminator 2.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
01/12/2006 12:06 AM

Is that because you break just like a little girl?



Dude.

Gorky Thatcher- Outlaw Poet 41,132 13
01/12/2006 12:49 AM

The closest I came to crying at work was when I got fired from a despotic, nepotistic, fascist construction company. A family member had been hired to replace me and I really liked the people I worked with, except the woman whose husband founded the business (she's the one that let me go).



I walked into the office Monday morning and all my Shakespeare was boxed up. The kicker was the last paycheck they gave- the woman handed it too me and said with a straight face, "It's not much, but we'll write off the rest of the advance (~$500.00-750.00) you owe." After I got into my car and opened it, it was for one mother-Frosting dollar.



I shed a few tears as I pulled out of the parking lot, bought a pack of smokes, then sucked it up and played the XBOX for the next 3 weeks as bills mounted up and I awaited placement from a temp agency.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/12/2006 01:26 AM

Oh, and just for old time's sake, here's the return of me pissing off Jilly.





Also contains the Aimless's Fetus Puppet.

Walter Sobchest 203,475 12
01/12/2006 02:15 AM

Also notice that was from her other account. The one she had before she thought she could trick us and start her other account and maha all the people that were mean to her.

Walter Sobchest 203,475 12
01/12/2006 02:17 AM

Man, she really likes it here!

newwave 45,912 10
01/12/2006 02:18 AM

Ollie, I'd do you if it wasn't meaningless since we already did it once today.

Walter Sobchest 203,475 12
01/12/2006 02:19 AM

It's never meaningless when you claw my back and spit in my mouth, newwave.

newwave 45,912 10
01/12/2006 02:24 AM

Well, if you insist... but I'll have to recharge the Black and Decker vac again, and my Britney Spears wig is still at the cleaner's.