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I was just using Firefox to Google some non-GAB-related thing or other -- 'lambskin chaps' or 'cheerleader +Jello -Cosby' or 'Dame Edna reverse cowgirl', something like that. Standard office-related stuff, really.
That's when I took a look through the recent search terms I've used, and realized how many of them are GABbed up in one way or another. For instance:
"Chuck Norris" 69
dirty Santa
GAB Mennonite
Goatse tattoo
JJ Walker
Mail order bride package
Poopli
Stick figure boobs
Tia "biggest nipples"
Velcro kneepads
To be fair, the Tia nipples thing may have been my own personal research. And the kneepads. And the mail order bride.
Still. You people are killing me.
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Roofie Raccoon 56,688  10
01/13/2006 06:20 PM
You have quite a crush on Chuck Norris, don't you?
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Darrin 21,346 0
01/13/2006 06:20 PM
If Chuck Norris means Roofie - then yes, I think he does.
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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
01/13/2006 06:22 PM
I WISH I could kick like Chuck Norris!
Wait, what?
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Zolton, Ribbed for Her Pleasure 88,200 34
01/13/2006 06:36 PM
Sorry, Roofie. You still wouldn't be able to match Chuck's amazing beard of power. Not in quite the same spot, at least.
But just for the record -- how many cinder blocks would you say yours could punch through?
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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
01/13/2006 06:40 PM
You mean if I had one?
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Side-splitting
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Zolton, Ribbed for Her Pleasure 88,200 34
01/13/2006 06:41 PM
How about if we split the difference, and call it a 'Brazilian soul patch of power'?
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Chuckleworthy
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Darrin 21,346 0
01/13/2006 06:44 PM
If you are Brazilian you are bald. There would be no soul patch.
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1 votes
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Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
01/13/2006 06:52 PM
Honey if he wants me to have a Brazilian soul patch, then that's what I'll have.
[Note: offer void in North America]
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Darrin 21,346 0
01/13/2006 06:59 PM
Of course. Carry on.
But, I must remind you that your post is meaningless without pictures.
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XxNike918xX 33 8
01/13/2006 09:50 PM
Chuck Norris wanted to create a vibrator that emulated the strength and size of his actual penis.
The result was a baseball bat tied to a jackhammer.
Thats the best one i've heard
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Funny
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Crackalacka! 68,758 11
01/13/2006 10:33 PM
You don't get out much, do ya nike?
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Side-splitting
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Trae 156,790 17
01/13/2006 10:47 PM
<action> masturbates furiously </action>
What?
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3 votes
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Crackalacka! 68,758 11
01/13/2006 10:48 PM
Trae,
Did you forward my pic to Roofie?
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Trae 156,790 17
01/13/2006 10:52 PM
<action> almost there </action>
One.... more..... second.
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Side-splitting
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Trae 156,790 17
01/13/2006 10:58 PM
Sent
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XxNike918xX 33 8
01/14/2006 03:49 PM
My brother showed me like 2 pages of chuck norris jokes while i was at work.
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Funny
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The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
01/14/2006 03:54 PM
<action>buys some time</action>
Great! Now go learn how to read and come back when you've understood all the jokes!
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XxNike918xX 33 8
01/14/2006 07:59 PM
What the hells that suppost to mean?
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XxNike918xX 33 8
01/14/2006 11:52 PM
Whats your problem?
does it make you feel like a big man to go on message boards and pick on innocent people?
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Chuckleworthy
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I like KChickita better! 128,316 98
01/15/2006 12:56 PM
Hello dear. Are you new?
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