newwave 45,836 7
01/14/2006 12:38 PM

CONGRATULATIONS! Name the first kid after me, please.

Goddess of ... Something 161 6
01/14/2006 12:39 PM

This is so sweet I can't even think of a single cynical comment. Best wishes!

The future Mrs. McHaggis 72,790 16
01/14/2006 12:40 PM

The song Spicey sang to me is "Proof" by Twin A. Here are the abbreviated lyrics:



Well I told you that I loved you

And you thought I didn't mean it

So I finally get the chance to prove you wrong

And we danced around the issue

Even though you've never seen it

And I know that I'll be loving you too long



If you would be my tambourine

I would come shake you in the morning

I would hold you in my hands on every day

Cause I told you that I loved you

And you thought I didn't mean it

And I finally get to show you know this way:



Cause all I want is you.

And all I need is you.



Oh what do you want

Let me give you proof

Oh what do you want

Let me give you proof



Here's your proof.

Diana Matronic 23,433 15
01/14/2006 12:40 PM

Woooo!!!!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!

Trae 156,239 10
01/14/2006 12:41 PM

Holy crap, another wedding???



This place is going to hell in a hand basket.

Diana Matronic 23,433 15
01/14/2006 12:42 PM

Also, you guys look SO FREAKING CUTE together. I'm really happy for you!

Robin® 14,584 7
01/14/2006 12:45 PM

Another Zug wedding.





Even more importantly more married friends.

Trae 156,239 10
01/14/2006 12:45 PM

Ok, fine.



I'll come.



Can I be in it?

Neep: wants to shag Kate Mulgrew in a santa hat. 33,065 11
01/14/2006 12:50 PM

Frost-ing Awesome. I wish I could be there. Congratulations!

Phla. Just Phla. 102,926 12
01/14/2006 12:50 PM

Congratumaflations!



Now, can you unwrap Spicey from around your lil finger so we can give him clickers for being so brave?

Goddess of ... Something 161 6
01/14/2006 12:52 PM

You didn't happen to record a bootleg of that live performance, did you?

The future Mrs. McHaggis 72,790 16
01/14/2006 12:55 PM

Oh, I wish I had a recording of it, but I don't. I promise he'll sing it to anyone who asks at the wedding, so you can all hear.





(He just read what I wrote and told me not to make promises for him. I told him to get in the kitchen and make me a sammich.)

Mr. Slinky 28,117 8
01/14/2006 12:57 PM

Awww...I wish I could get married to Spicey....but its illegal in the United States!





Spicey, how bout a trip to Tijuana?

Neep: wants to shag Kate Mulgrew in a santa hat. 33,065 11
01/14/2006 12:57 PM

<action>waves at Spicey in the kitchen</action>



Congrats dude!

Trae 156,239 10
01/14/2006 01:00 PM

Seriously, I'm happy for you two!!



Can't wait to be there!

Goddess of ... Something 161 6
01/14/2006 01:00 PM

Singing and making food, what greater deeds can a future husband accomplish?

Spicey McHaggis 102,716 13
01/14/2006 01:02 PM

I would like to thank everyone who encouraged Underwhere to sleep with me in Boston.

Neep: wants to shag Kate Mulgrew in a santa hat. 33,065 11
01/14/2006 01:02 PM

I'm glad I bought 2.

Spicey McHaggis 102,716 13
01/14/2006 01:03 PM

Singing and making food, what greater deeds can a future husband accomplish?



Multiple orgasms.

Goddess of ... Something 161 6
01/14/2006 01:07 PM

Wow, call me if your marriage doesn't work...

Whistler P. McManus 141,160 23
01/14/2006 01:14 PM

Congratulations, you crazy kids! I am coming to the wedding. Consider this my RSVP.



What time, and what do I wear?

Whistler P. McManus 141,160 23
01/14/2006 01:18 PM

Hey! I just checked a map. Chambersburg is about halfway between here and Columbus.



Ohioans?

Chickens down four pants sizes 237,969 14
01/14/2006 03:00 PM

Umm, Spicey? Remember the first bit of advice I gave you when I heard about you two moving in together? The bit about not having to marry the first one you Frost?

















Forget I said that. Congrats!

Chickens down four pants sizes 237,969 14
01/14/2006 03:01 PM

<action> soto voce' to the rest of Gab</action> End. In. Night. Court.

Randy Dicksin 12,322 8
01/14/2006 03:25 PM

Congrats.



So when you 3 are married who is the man?





Phuc?

Serendipitous Snork 44,997 8
01/14/2006 05:06 PM

You're not real! ANY OF YOU!



Go away!

Frogpop 155,430 12
01/14/2006 05:07 PM

We are happy that we're married now, even though we had to do it via the Internet

Professor Nutbutter 150,770 13
01/14/2006 06:12 PM

I think there's something in the water here.



Congrats, kids.

Serendipitous Snork 44,997 8
01/14/2006 06:49 PM

Oh, and congratulations and stuff, figments of my virtual world.



Spicey is like a light of hope for, ah, people everywhere.

Phuc 231,211 13
01/14/2006 06:59 PM

this is so gonna rule.



Everyone please send me idears for surprises I can pull during the ceremony.



And to all the past detractors of this union: Frost all yz'e! w0000t!!!

Chit Eating Grin 163,790 10
01/14/2006 07:01 PM

Congratulations you two. Best of luck.





I have to admit that I already knew though. A few weeks ago when Underwhere wrote about "Our car being in the shop."

lupience- Waiting for tulips 26,463 6
01/14/2006 07:09 PM

Oh my. This is so romantic. Happiness to the both of you.



I been hitched pert near 27 years. Been together since the first day we met, so it can be done.

Gorky Thatcher- Outlaw Poet 41,022 10
01/14/2006 07:14 PM

Wow. That is awesome. Congratulations.

The future Mrs. McHaggis 72,790 16
01/14/2006 07:29 PM

What time, and what do I wear?



Well, we haven't worked out ALL the details yet. But definitely a suit, Whistler. And for you, I mean a birthday suit.



---



It is going to be an outdoor wedding, it'll probably be before noon, and Spicey wants it to be semi-formal. I wanted to elope and save a bunch of money, but Spicey is a romantic. He wants a ceremony in front of his family.



So khakis and a nice shirt would be fine.

The future Mrs. McHaggis 72,790 16
01/14/2006 07:31 PM

heh. Spicey just woke up and said that you should wear your T-shirt, Whistler. "The T-shirt. DEFINITELY the T-shirt."



A few seconds later, after reflecting on what he'd said, and wiping some of the sleep from his eyes, he said, "Wait. ANYTHING but the T-shirt. Seriously."

Roofie Raccoon 56,415 7
01/14/2006 07:57 PM

Congratulations. So Spicey, you'll be an insta-daddy this summer. Way to skip out on the diaper years.

Chit Eating Grin 163,790 10
01/14/2006 07:59 PM

Right about now Spicey should be scratching his head and asking, "Did we go to a bar last night ?"

Spicey McHaggis 102,716 13
01/14/2006 08:00 PM

Actually, we've decided that I'm going to be a stepDan. And I don't think I'm going to be able to avoid diaper duty for very long.

Crackalacka! 68,154 8
01/14/2006 08:21 PM

Congrats guys! By the way, your wife has a great cooter!

Chance 168,178 11
01/14/2006 08:24 PM

This guy knows his cooters.



Congrats! I want to be the flower girl.

Spicey McHaggis 102,716 13
01/14/2006 08:28 PM

Underwhere pointed out to me that my last statement might lead people to believe that she is knocked up. I assure you that she is not. Don't you think I would have fled the country if that was the case?

Bonky 75,356 13
01/14/2006 08:29 PM

My sister's inlaws live off of Jones Road (north of 1960). They are jerks. Do you know them?

Bonky 75,356 13
01/14/2006 08:31 PM

Oh, and congrats or something.

Chance 168,178 11
01/14/2006 08:31 PM

Yeah I was about to ask that. It was slightly suspicious. I was going to say that the first gab baby would be spoiled rotten. Might not be a bad idea. You always have Great Aunt Trixxie to babysit.

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,238 6
01/14/2006 08:51 PM

Congratulations you guys! I'm so happy for you. You two look so cute together, I wish you many years of happiness.





*opens a bottle of champagne and throws confetti*

Declan McManus-They say that bears have affairs 115,728 11
01/14/2006 09:39 PM

Congratulations and best of luck.





I wish I could say I was surprised.

Declan McManus-They say that bears have affairs 115,728 11
01/14/2006 09:43 PM

Oh, that "Natalie" chick looks hot.





I have a cousin by the same name. She's a rather pretty lipstick lesbian.

turtle10 - the no frills version 19,481 7
01/14/2006 10:00 PM

Congrats to both of you and I wish you the best together

Still you feed us lies from the TableTop 168,678 11
01/14/2006 10:02 PM

Yes, we're engaged. Yes, it happened in a bar. Spicey is the AWESOMEST boyfriend ever, even if he is only the 12th funniest.



Yeah, yeah. I'll be impressed when you get married in a bar.



I'm not bitter!

Chit Eating Grin 163,790 10
01/14/2006 10:02 PM

I can't wait for the pictures from the bachelor's party.

Still you feed us lies from the TableTop 168,678 11
01/14/2006 10:03 PM

On a serious note, I am so happy for you. I will do everything in my power to be there. It may involve robbing a bank, but I'm going to try to be there.

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,414 6
01/14/2006 10:05 PM

Spicey, it takes a real man to take romance to that level.



Congratulations to both of you, and prepare yourselves for the greatest rollercoaster ride of all time!

Chit Eating Grin 163,790 10
01/14/2006 10:05 PM

Good timing Jane !

Still you feed us lies from the TableTop 168,678 11
01/14/2006 10:11 PM

<a href="http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=63164">Holy Shakespeare, congrats, Spicey. You really DID find a winner the first time.</a

Still you feed us lies from the TableTop 168,678 11
01/14/2006 10:11 PM

Holy Shakespeare, congrats, Spicey. You really DID find a winner the first time.

Still you feed us lies from the TableTop 168,678 11
01/14/2006 10:11 PM

Frost!

Big Irish Guy 174,948 10
01/14/2006 10:19 PM

Um, WHAT?

SHP 125,886 11
01/14/2006 10:39 PM

Uh, hello people. She said my name 4 times in the first post. Do you not see how this entire story is about me? God you people are so easily distracted.



Seriously, guys, congrats and stuff. I'm glad I got to be there to watch and share in the moment.



Too bad you didn't stay longer, by the end of the night, I was showing nipple to strangers. On second thought, you probably want to see my nipples like I want to see your engagement sex. Alls well that ends well.

Big Irish Guy 174,948 10
01/14/2006 10:41 PM

Alls well that ends well in tears.

SHP 125,886 11
01/14/2006 10:47 PM

ends well in tears



Shut up, you bitter, cynical bitch.



The love birds got engaged, and I picked up a sweet young cupcake.



There were no tears. Except probably your lonely drunken tears.

k4stmoon 1,062 5
01/14/2006 10:57 PM

Singing and making food, what greater deeds can a future husband accomplish?



Multiple orgasms



Dude, if you can't do this ALREADY then you need to seriously get crackin on that homework... trust me, it's the best assignment you can ever get.

Big Irish Guy 174,948 10
01/14/2006 10:58 PM

Wow, someone's panties are in a bunch.

Gorky Thatcher- Outlaw Poet 41,022 10
01/14/2006 11:01 PM

you probably want to see my nipples like I want to see your engagement sex.



blah, blah, blah without pictures blah, blah, blah

Dogs Akimbo 158,524 11
01/14/2006 11:03 PM

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

Tabula Rasa 14,014 7
01/14/2006 11:03 PM

HOLY Shakespeare. I knew this would happen you damn crazy kids. Right from the beginning I said to myself "hey, I bet they'll have sex and then get married!" so I took Holly to the 7-11 to buy condoms.

And you guys suck for having it in Pennsylvania. I'll try as hard as I can to make it.

Expect a call from me this evenin'.

Big Irish Guy 174,948 10
01/14/2006 11:04 PM

So Tabby, are you the next Texas GABber to get married to another GABber?





This is not an offer.

Tabula Rasa 14,014 7
01/14/2006 11:15 PM

What, you didn't know? I've been secretly married to Demo for yearsOHGODPRIESTESSDON'TKILLME!

Big Irish Guy 174,948 10
01/14/2006 11:16 PM

Silly college kids.

The future Mrs. McHaggis 72,790 16
01/14/2006 11:20 PM

I want to be the flower girl.



Meh, we're not having one. Spicey's already been deflowered.

Big Irish Guy 174,948 10
01/14/2006 11:21 PM

Hey, undies, congrats.

The future Mrs. McHaggis 72,790 16
01/14/2006 11:22 PM

I picked up a sweet young cupcake.



Oh geez SHP, PLEASE tell me it wasn't the dude that sang about waking up wearing panties.

The future Mrs. McHaggis 72,790 16
01/14/2006 11:28 PM

I'll come. Can I be in it?



Trae, are you talking about the cake?

Suicide Ranger 27,449 10
01/14/2006 11:29 PM

Last night Robin said to me. "See Spicey is getting married to Undy. You're not the only guy to marry the only woman he's slept with."



My reply was. "You know comparing me in likeness with Spicey, does not exactly make me feel good about myself."



Everyone says getting married will change everything, you won't be able to run around and sleep with whomever you want, don't worry you weren't doing that to begin with so nothing is going to change Spicey, from one guy who has only been with one woman to another, make sure you know where the TV remote is at all times.

Big Irish Guy 174,948 10
01/14/2006 11:30 PM

When I first saw Trae's post I thought she was asking if she could bet on it.

Suicide Ranger 27,449 10
01/14/2006 11:39 PM

What... I can be cynical about marriage... Frost off!

Tabula Rasa 14,014 7
01/14/2006 11:40 PM

I thought she was asking if she could pee in it.

Big Irish Guy 174,948 10
01/14/2006 11:43 PM

So Spicey is marrying, the GABber who took his virginity, a GABber he met at a GAB event that included another GAB wedding.





Does this mean you are going to be the entertainment at the GABachelor Party, Tabby?

Suicide Ranger 27,449 10
01/14/2006 11:47 PM

Marriage is a lot like a toilet, the more Shakespeare you put into it the more likely some one will be scrambling for a plunger before it flows out all over the place in a social situation. Of course all you find is that white brush, and watch in horror as gallons of repressed anger comes flowing out during a party.

SHP 125,886 11
01/15/2006 12:20 AM

Oh geez SHP, PLEASE tell me it wasn't the dude that sang about waking up wearing panties.



*exaggerated wink & smile*

Roofie Raccoon 56,415 7
01/15/2006 12:21 AM

SR, I normally hate marriage jokes but goddamn if that wasn't original and hilarious.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 129,974 14
01/15/2006 12:30 AM

Congratulations Spicey and Underwhere!

What happens now? Do you get a joint orb account?



---



In order to pay for a wedding gift for the happy couple, I am setting up a betting pool as to which pair of GABbers will be hooking up at Spicey and Underwhere's wedding.



I got $20 on Trixxie and Chris Garrett.

Gorky Thatcher- Outlaw Poet 41,022 10
01/15/2006 12:36 AM

I got $20 on Trixxie and Chris Garrett.



My money's on Filly and Filly.

Suicide Ranger 27,449 10
01/15/2006 12:36 AM

Thank you Roffie, I wrote that on the spot trying to get it in right after Tabby's "pee in" comment, I failed.

Declan McManus-They say that bears have affairs 115,728 11
01/15/2006 12:56 AM

Mailman, you are so dead to me now.

Suicide Ranger 27,449 10
01/15/2006 01:01 AM

It's ok Declan, not many people like you after the mental image you gave us in the Coming Clean thread.

The Rockin' Donkey 76,817 12
01/15/2006 01:27 AM

I say this from personal experience.







End. In. Tears.





Just kidding. Good luck guys.

daisypie 49,257 7
01/15/2006 01:34 AM

Holy Shakespeare, talk about a commitment to comedy!







...Oh, and congratulations, et al.

Suicide Ranger 27,449 10
01/15/2006 01:47 AM

You know if we keep this up we can start an advertising campaign like E-Harmony.

Big Irish Guy 174,948 10
01/15/2006 01:50 AM

Yeah that's a great idea. Hey we used to be a comedy site that had plenty of girls that would show their tits and make out with you at events, but now we married them all.

Suicide Ranger 27,449 10
01/15/2006 01:55 AM

Underwhere showed more then her tits, someone 'snached' her up pretty quick.

The future Mrs. McHaggis 72,790 16
01/15/2006 08:10 AM

Wonder why I'm marrying Spicey?



He buys me presents like this!



So cuddly!



His name is Sam.

Serendipitous Snork 44,997 8
01/15/2006 08:10 AM

Hey, SR, when can we expect our first GAB divorce?

Serendipitous Snork 44,997 8
01/15/2006 08:14 AM

Ah, Mrs. UnderHaggis, you've got like some stuff on your jeans.

No_Key_Bandit 76,342 8
01/15/2006 08:30 AM

Congratulations you two!



UnderWhere - Netnanny will block to boobs page.

Chit Eating Grin 163,790 10
01/15/2006 08:36 AM

In order to pay for a wedding gift for the happy couple, I am setting up a betting pool as to which pair of GABbers will be hooking up at Spicey and Underwhere's wedding.





I'm betting on Underwhere's daughter and someone.

Spicey McHaggis 102,716 13
01/15/2006 08:52 AM

If anyone is serious about attending our wedding, please e-mail or IM me your address so we can send you an invitation.



Anyone who plans on hooking up with my new stepdaughter, please e-mail or IM me your address so I can kick your ass in person.

Still you feed us lies from the TableTop 168,678 11
01/15/2006 09:46 AM

Panties, you might not want to read the rest of this post.





I'm betting on Underwhere's daughter and someone.



$50 to the GABber that beds Underwhere's hot teenage daughter.

Still you feed us lies from the TableTop 168,678 11
01/15/2006 09:48 AM

What do you mean, I crossed a line? There's no line on GAB.

Phla. Just Phla. 102,926 12
01/15/2006 09:50 AM

Excuse me, is this the line for Space Mountain?

Fat Bottomed Almost Azn Snork Random 44,997 8
01/15/2006 10:06 AM

My heart is made of gold with a creamy chocolate center.



Yes, the doctor was puzzled.

Neep: wants to shag Kate Mulgrew in a santa hat. 33,065 11
01/15/2006 02:39 PM

Spicey, if I was there I would so hit on her.

Karen Walker 85,897 10
01/15/2006 03:27 PM

Yeah.... I got married once.

Neep: wants to shag Kate Mulgrew in a santa hat. 33,065 11
01/15/2006 03:29 PM

I bet Daggy would too.

Karen Walker 85,897 10
01/15/2006 03:30 PM

I like the mens.

Karen Walker 85,897 10
01/15/2006 03:31 PM

So! Will this mean your new name will be UnderMcHaggis?

Declan McManus-They say that bears have affairs 115,728 11
01/15/2006 10:51 PM

Isn't she already?

Chance 168,178 11
01/16/2006 12:26 AM

Yeah I think thats her name now. Have another drink dahling.

The future Mrs. McHaggis 72,790 16
01/16/2006 12:46 AM

Actually, lately I've been OnTopOfMcHaggis. He's been sick and hasn't had much energy.

Suicide Ranger 27,449 10
01/16/2006 03:43 AM

Just because I have adopted a cynical and angry look at other people's marriages, doesn't mean mine isn't stellar. Robin is working as a Lab Tech 5 days a week 40+ hours, and I am working 4 days a week in a comedy club 30 hours... She makes much more money than I do. She said to me, "You know I made more money last week, than you made last month." I replied "Yeah, but who gets to take more naps and drink during the week?" We all make choices and I am happy with mine.

Zolton, Ribbed for Her Pleasure 70,867 8
01/16/2006 03:55 AM

Actually, lately I've been OnTopOfMcHaggis.



You know, I find I enjoy these posts of a sexual nature far more when I can put a cooter with the post in my head.



I mean 'face'. 'Face with the post'.



Cooter.

Chit Eating Grin 163,790 10
01/16/2006 04:00 AM

Zolton, you should go shoot over to the Urban Dictionary and put your name on "Posting Cooter" before someone beats ya to it.

Not Jilly 14,845 9
01/16/2006 07:35 AM

Congrats!



I think it's fabulous that Spicey isn't gay anymore!

Spicey McHaggis 102,716 13
01/16/2006 05:14 PM

I think it's fabulous that Spicey isn't gay anymore!



Fixed that for you.

Mrs. JM 24,640 6
01/16/2006 06:38 PM

So does this mean we have 4 engaged GABettes? I smell a bachelorette party!

Mrs. JM 24,640 6
01/16/2006 06:54 PM

Chance- why don't you head that up?

Dogs Akimbo 158,524 11
01/16/2006 06:59 PM

I smell a bachelorette party!



You sure it's not just the...ah, never mind.

Mrs. Jaqutia M. 24,640 6
01/16/2006 07:06 PM

No , it smells like roses and tequila.

Dogs Akimbo 158,524 11
01/16/2006 07:09 PM

Back into the wading pool filled with collard greens, you!

Mrs. Jaqutia M. 24,640 6
01/16/2006 07:11 PM

But Dogs, it's stinky in there! ...and the collard greens smell bad too.

Lila - Gettin' Hitched This Spring 78,460 11
01/16/2006 07:15 PM

I'll bet Ashley never has this problem.

Mrs. Jaqutia M. 24,640 6
01/16/2006 07:20 PM

Ashley got married.

Dogs Akimbo 158,524 11
01/16/2006 07:26 PM

collard greens smell bad too



You are dead to me now.

Barefoot Chance 168,178 11
01/16/2006 07:27 PM

Oh man, if I planned a bachlorette party...chances are Spicey would kill me.

Barefoot Chance 168,178 11
01/16/2006 07:30 PM

It would included male and female strippers, jello shots, and me getting double teamed in the back room. and a just a plain ol' raunchy good time!

Lila - Gettin' Hitched This Spring 78,460 11
01/16/2006 07:36 PM

Being in a committed relationship certainly didn't seem to stop your groom-to-be before, now did it, Jilly?

Lila - Gettin' Hitched This Spring 78,460 11
01/16/2006 07:38 PM

Man, am I in rare form this morning. Someone musta put an extra shot of bitch in my coffee.

It's gonna be a good day.

The Last Nacho On The Plate 51,774 10
01/16/2006 07:50 PM

Ashley got married.



Your hubby-to-be does know that bigamy is a crime, right?

Lila - Gettin' Hitched This Spring 78,460 11
01/16/2006 07:52 PM

I think she meant he changed his mind and married Ashley instead of her. Can't really blame the guy.

The Last Nacho On The Plate 51,774 10
01/16/2006 07:56 PM

That or the 'Does anyone know why these two should not be married' part would be worth me paying for the cameraman.

KChikita - A great source of Potassium! 50,342 11
01/16/2006 08:12 PM

CONGRATS TO UNDERMCHAGGIS!!!!



We need to get a timeline straight on when all these damn weddings are happening!



UnderMcHaggis - June

KChikita - March

_________ - ______

_________ - ______

The Last Nacho On The Plate 51,774 10
01/16/2006 08:19 PM

I started a lifetime relationship with myself 29 years ago.



I've been having the honeymoon sex ever since.

Mrs. JM 24,640 6
01/16/2006 08:42 PM

Jill- October 7

Spicey McHaggis 102,716 13
01/17/2006 12:29 AM

Well, that's one way to kill a thread.

Walter Sobchest 201,899 7
01/17/2006 12:32 AM

Congrats, you wierdos.

Darrin 0 0
01/17/2006 12:39 AM

Congratulations, Love Birds!



Please don't have a Renaissance wedding - it's all I ask of you.

Sharribarri 14,050 8
01/17/2006 12:42 AM

Sharri and Peesincanister October sometime

KChikita - A great source of Potassium! 50,342 11
01/17/2006 02:07 AM

Are you going to break him of the habit before the wedding, or is that part of his charm?

Millie 107,009 10
01/17/2006 05:21 AM

Congratulations! I wish you both happiness.



It seems like I will soon be the only unmarried female GABber.

SHP 125,886 11
01/17/2006 05:25 AM

No, Millie, it'll be you and me. You'll be the weird lady down the street, I'll be the lady with all the cats. We can smoke PalMals and talk about the daytime "stories."

This year, I resolve to be more Briham 38,583 7
01/17/2006 05:35 AM

<action>thinks "Congratulations!"</action>

Excellent. With Spicey, Underwear, TTJ, Donkey, Robing, and SR all married, it will be only a matter of time before I can begin my Gabber breeding program and create a race of superhumans.

This year, I resolve to be more Briham 38,583 7
01/17/2006 05:36 AM

Shakespeare! I said my thoughts and thought my words again!

Millie 107,009 10
01/17/2006 05:42 AM

I only smoke Kool Milds.



Otherwise, you are probably right. Except I'll have to change Daisypie's diaper every once and a while.

Spicey McHaggis 102,716 13
01/17/2006 06:53 PM

Just so you know, we're registered at Target and JC Penney. If anyone steps up to the plate to get us the video camera, I'll make sure you get a copy of the wedding night day video.

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,287 10
01/17/2006 07:21 PM

Congratulations to my awesome Secret Santa and fellow gentle snowflake, and to her funny and handsome fiancee! I am so completely happy for you that I am about to pee my pants...or is that just a side effect of the huge bottle of water I drank?

Anyway, I offer my best wishes on a happy engagement and marriage.

Regrettably, I will be unable to attend the joyous celebration as I'll be in Canada on June 4.

The future Mrs. McHaggis 72,790 16
01/19/2006 03:46 AM

Just so you know, we're registered at Target and JC Penney. If anyone steps up to the plate to get us the video camera, I'll make sure you get a copy of the wedding night day video.



Like you need another camera! I think we all know what happened last time.