Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/19/2006 01:22 AM

So you're what, 14?

Millie 116,988 28
01/19/2006 01:24 AM

Good effort, you used proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation. The story had a beginning, middle and end, and even some exposition without being too long and boring.

Millie 116,988 28
01/19/2006 01:25 AM

Oh, except alright is not a word. It should have been all right.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
01/19/2006 01:42 AM

The kid needs more cartoons, and less discovery channel.







You...you're gonna be alright !







<wink/> Hi Millie

Phla. Just Phla. 131,068 34
01/19/2006 02:11 AM

Sometimes, when I'm watching Mythbusters, I manage to get it in my head that Jamie is Whistler, Adam is Declan, and Kari is Tabs. If you know, you know. If you don't, I don't feel like 'splainin.



Also, I like, commas.

Captain Dan, Sultan 44,452 11
01/19/2006 02:22 AM

Oh no! The commas have run amok!



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Prepare to be crushed by my mighty army of equal signs!



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Captain Dan, Sultan 44,452 11
01/19/2006 02:32 AM

Here comes the Ampersand cavalry!





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They're flanking around the left! Aiiieeeeee!! Save the women and children!

Zolton, Ribbed for Her Pleasure 88,200 34
01/19/2006 02:35 AM

Dan, I'm not sure this is what they had in mind when they said you should be more punctual.

Senior Destructor: Senior Destructor 60,724 12
01/19/2006 02:35 AM

And Dan, like a true Captain, goes down with the joke.

SquidBoy 19,912 12
01/19/2006 04:05 AM

Scotty... Scotty, Sco-Scott,



Banana Fana Fo-Fott?

Frogpop 173,153 25
01/19/2006 05:46 AM

Good effort, you used proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation. The story had a beginning, middle and end, and even some exposition without being too long and boring.



I disagree.. Misleading tittle.

This vignette is not a "reason why.." at all, but rather an "illustration that.."



No home game for you!

Phuc 237,919 21
01/19/2006 07:02 AM

Sometimes, when I'm watching Mythbusters, I manage to get it in my head that Jamie is Whistler, Adam is Declan, and Kari is Tabs.



Can I be Grant?



Oh. Waitaminnit. That would mean I'd eventually be smelling Declan's shorts or something. That's gotta be worse than falling face first into my kid's soiled diaper.



Oh, and Millie, "alright" is a non-standard but acceptable variant of "all right."

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
01/19/2006 09:32 AM

Excellent first thread. Since your brother is only 11 I'm giving you this advice: if you're under 18 NEVER tell us. The results could be dire! Or boring. But either way, not pleasant.

Phla. Just Phla. 131,068 34
01/19/2006 09:36 AM

I hate it when Captain Dan gets into my secret crazy stash.

Mr. Sir. 66,727 9
01/19/2006 09:41 AM

I once found a whole baggie full of crazy once.



True story:



I smoked the whole damn thing and woke up in Idaho next to Keanu Reeves and River Phoenix. Later on, we picked-up some Italian chick. We were looking for River's mom or something.

131,068 34
01/19/2006 10:02 AM

Whoa.

10 Inch Pianist 220 9
01/19/2006 09:01 PM

No, I'm 18.

The Almighty 8,691 9
01/19/2006 09:10 PM

Sure, and I'm CG.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
01/19/2006 09:11 PM

Very good! Then keep tormenting your little brother for our amusement.

Sean Penn 173,958 15
01/19/2006 09:30 PM

I understand how your brother feels. I worry a lot, too.



I'm so worried about what's happening today,

In the Middle East, you know.

And I'm so worried about the baggage retrieval

System they've got at Heathrow.

I'm so worried about the fashions today,

I don't think they're good for your feet.

And I'm so worried about the shows on TV

That sometimes they want to repeat.

I'm so worried about what's happening today,

In the Middle East, you know.

And I'm so worried about the baggage retrieval

System they've got at Heathrow.

I'm so worried about my hair falling out,

And the state of the world today.

And I'm so worried about being so full of doubt

About everything anyway.

I'm so worried about modern technology,

I'm so worried about all the things

That they dump in the sea.

I'm so worried about it, worried about it,

Worried, worried, worried.

Sean Penn 173,958 15
01/19/2006 09:31 PM

I'm so worried about everything that can go wrong.

I'm so worried about whether people like this post.

I'm so worried about this very next post,

It isn't the best that I've got.

And I'm so worried about whether I should go on

Or whether I shouldn't just stop.

Sean Penn 173,958 15
01/19/2006 09:31 PM

I'm so worried about whether I ought to have stopped.

And I'm so worried because it's the sort of thing I ought to know.

And I'm so worried about the baggage retrieval

System they've got at Heathrow.

Sean Penn 173,958 15
01/19/2006 09:31 PM

I'm so worried about whether I should have stopped then,

I'm so worried that I'm driving everyone round the bend.

And I'm so worried about the baggage retrieval

System they've got at Heathrow.

Sean Penn 173,958 15
01/19/2006 09:32 PM

Remember when they bitched about me talking about that guy? They're going to beg me to start that again if I start posting lyrics like I used to.