Darrin 21,346 0
01/20/2006 10:50 AM

<action>eats Chinese food</action>



This Shakespeare is good. The meat is so tender.

daisypie 49,378 9
01/20/2006 10:51 AM

I'll be thinking of your Poe all day long at work, Chance. Here, Poe, Poe, Poe.

daisypie 49,378 9
01/20/2006 10:53 AM

...I gave you clicks for mojo. Not 'cause I think it's funny that your Poe ran away...

Barefoot Chance ALOG member 171,275 14
01/20/2006 10:53 AM

Thank you dahling. I will find him, no one runs away from me.

Aussie Sarah 8,390 9
01/20/2006 10:55 AM

Your Poe eats from a dish ? Now that's impressive !

Zolton, Ribbed for Her Pleasure 88,200 34
01/20/2006 10:56 AM

Don't you keep him chained to the radiator, too?



That'll learn you to trust the thing. Poe will always turn on you, sooner or later.

Aussie Sarah 8,390 9
01/20/2006 10:59 AM

Chance , if it makes you feel any better you can come pet my Poe any day!

KChikita - Gettin teh married in exactly 2 months! 128,316 98
01/20/2006 11:04 AM

Mojo sent! Track that Poe down!

SHP : ALOG cofounder 181,795 70
01/20/2006 11:05 AM

I'm dissapointed in all of you!



Any real GABber would make a Poe joke by now!

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
01/20/2006 11:06 AM

Perhaps your Poe chafed at all the attention that you (self admittedly), heaped upon it.



Over stimulation of the Poe can cause the Poe to become aggressive and noncompliant to the owner, and may cause the Poe to seek out a more gentle and less manipulative owner.



That, or I just like to write "Poe" a lot.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
01/20/2006 11:07 AM

Good Mojo to ya Chance.



Try putting his food bowl out on the porch. They can usually smell those Twinkies from blocks away and come running back home.

Fratberry 283,018 53
01/20/2006 11:07 AM

I CAN TOTALLY HOOK YOU UP CHANCE!!!

Barefoot Chance ALOG member 171,275 14
01/20/2006 11:10 AM

Give me my Poe back Frat! I knew you took my precious Poe! Dont you have enough!

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
01/20/2006 11:11 AM

I CAN TOTALLY HOOK YOU UP CHANCE!!!



If there's one thing Frat is an expert on, It's Poe.





OH, the irony!

Aussie Sarah 8,390 9
01/20/2006 11:12 AM

Is no one else somewhat concerned about Chance refferring to her Poe as "male".



PS Chance sweety , modern medicine can do great things now days.

Barefoot Chance ALOG member 171,275 14
01/20/2006 11:15 AM

Oh I will rub him all night long if he comes home.

Aussie Sarah 8,390 9
01/20/2006 11:19 AM

Oh I will rub him all night long if he comes home



You have it the wrong way around.....

You rub him all night long then he comes!



No wonder he left!

FDIC, ALOG Cofounder 10,327 12
01/20/2006 11:19 AM

Best of luck to you, Chance.

La Femme KChikita 128,316 98
01/20/2006 11:22 AM

You know, when I read the title of this thread, I imagined little Poe's running amok.



So...













...disappointed.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
01/20/2006 11:23 AM

Get a doctor to come make a house call. My Poe is always attracted to doctors.

Aussie Sarah 8,390 9
01/20/2006 11:25 AM

I imagined little Poe's running amok.



I don't WHAT made you think that !























Everyone knows Chances Poe isn't little.

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
01/20/2006 11:43 AM

Everyone knows Chances Poe isn't little.



*Pssst, Sarah, see that line behind you? I think you just stepped over it.*

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
01/20/2006 12:11 PM

You know, "The Cask of Amontillado" was good and all.



I LOVE POE!



Sure, Poe was little, and smelled funny, but DAMN, Poe could produce some interesting imagery.



I have to credit Poe with a lot of my inspiration. If it wasn't for Poe, I might have become a programmer, or some other boring Shakespeare like that.

Pubah 56,805 18
01/20/2006 12:19 PM

I'm deeply distressed about Sly, your Poe running away, Kittuns.



Me hopes with all my farts the missguided Poe dosen't end up in some Asian Quisine joint.



(Shish-ta-Poe and Flie Lice)

Mr. Slinkys a tumblin' 28,185 10
01/20/2006 12:21 PM

Hey....psst...It was Chance that started the thread. <action>Nudges Pubah.</action>

Pubah 56,805 18
01/20/2006 12:22 PM

<action>Oopps</action>



Cocaine is a helluva drug!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 12:26 PM

Get a doctor to come make a house call. My Poe is always attracted to doctors.





You spelled Asians wrong.

daisypie 49,378 9
01/20/2006 09:51 PM

So, any word on Chance's Poe?

daisypie 49,378 9
01/20/2006 09:52 PM

...I'm thinking 'OPEN'.

Cmacker 5,303 10
01/20/2006 09:56 PM

Her Poe is still loose....er.... on the loose.

Lila - Gettin' Hitched This Spring 78,555 13
01/20/2006 10:24 PM

Oh no! Our kitten has gotten out a total of 2 times since we've adopted her and I have freaked the Frost out because she's more "my baby" than she is Matt's. Both times I was reunited happily with her within a day.

Now I'm all worried! Have you located your Poe, Chance?

Robin® 14,626 10
01/20/2006 11:30 PM

I had an un-neutered tuxedo male. He dissapeared for 2 days due to a female in heat in the neighborhood.



I'll pet my Poe while I send you mojo.

S. Kake 55,555 14
01/20/2006 11:39 PM

hey, did you find him yet? I'd be devestated. When I used to live in a raver crackhouse, there was like 12 of us in a one bedroom. I had a cat named Stash, and he used to always escape into south Boston. It's not the best environment for a cat, but he always came home. So I'm sure your cat will come back eventually, unless he's a Poe, and then you can make guitar strings out of his tattered, rotting corpse.

newwave 45,912 10
01/20/2006 11:47 PM

This morning when I woke I was not greeted by my kitty Sylvester.



Wait, Chance is a redhead?

Barefoot Chance ALOG member 171,275 14
01/21/2006 06:38 AM

Nope, hes still not home. I just took a walk around the block again hollering "here kitty kitty". I hope I woke everyone up. Nobody should be sleeping while my baby is missing. NOBODY!!

newwave 45,912 10
01/21/2006 06:39 AM

I haven't slept, Chance.

Barefoot Chance ALOG member 171,275 14
01/21/2006 06:40 AM

Excellent.

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
01/21/2006 06:44 AM

Sylvester will come home when he's good and ready.



In other words, when he's caught that darned canary, Tweetie Pie.



"I tought I taw a puddy tat!"

Barefoot Chance ALOG member 171,275 14
01/21/2006 06:44 AM

Wow youre up early, want to skidadle over to chat?

BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 09:59 AM

OMGZ!! that sukz soooo much i hope you find ur wittle kitty!!!! ;(

Barefoot Chance ALOG member 171,275 14
01/21/2006 10:02 AM

I dont feel like searching IPs for with bored reg you are.

Barefoot Chance ALOG member 171,275 14
01/21/2006 10:05 AM

I have a headache, I dont care if that made sense. Sue me. Use BIG as your lawyer. I dont give a flying Frost.

BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 10:05 AM

u r silly!!!! i dont even know what that means? :(

BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 10:06 AM

did u find ur kitty???? *hopes!!*

BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 10:10 AM

hahahah!! u guyz are sooo funny on here wot does "flying frost" supposed to mean?? are u a cook or sumthing, or do u just like cake??? lol!! ;) j/k!!!!

Barefoot Chance ALOG member 171,275 14
01/21/2006 10:11 AM

Like OMG!@ No i didNt find My K1tty!11 Po0r M3!

BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 10:22 AM

awwww u will find him!!



how did u get that crown thing i could only find this kitty?



OMG i used a dead kitty icon thing for me and u lost ur kitty! im super sorry i dont want u guyz mad at me it was an accident!! :(

BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 10:23 AM

there i made it a steak! lol! i dont even eat meat!!

lupience- Waiting for tulips 26,981 11
01/21/2006 11:44 AM

I found your Poe Chance!



Oh- wait- that's mine. Never mind.

BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 12:54 PM

hey Barefoot Chance ALOG member have u tried puttin up poster and stuff around town?

Barefoot Chance ALOG member 171,275 14
01/21/2006 01:37 PM

Yes I have posters everywhere.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/21/2006 01:41 PM

Why are you bothering even talking to her/him? Is your ignore function broken?

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
01/21/2006 01:57 PM

Chance!



The Poe is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!!

Chickens down four pants sizes 286,539 61
01/22/2006 01:10 AM

Strangest thing. I have no interest in Chance anymore whatsoever. Wonder what could be the change?

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
01/22/2006 01:20 AM

The best way to get your Poe back is to pretend like it isn't there.



Soon enough your Poe will be looking for you.

larkknot 3,359 10
01/22/2006 01:29 AM

One of mine routinely hides somewhere in the house that I haven't discovered a cat can fit into yet. I freak out and wonder how he got out until he appears again. I hope you find your kitty soon! Hopefully he'll be like my kitty that DID manage to run off and decide that he never wants to do that again.

171,275 14
01/22/2006 01:30 AM

Weird, Chance does nothing for me either.























Fag.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
01/22/2006 01:36 AM

W3 has a good point. If you stop looking, or even better yet, get another Poe, you will have Poe you didn't even know ever existed knocking on your cat door.

Fidel Chistro 2 7
01/22/2006 01:36 AM

huh...you miss him bunches? I am confused at this statement, please enlighten me to its meaning.

newwave 45,912 10
01/22/2006 01:58 AM

<action>enlightens Fidel by bunching his panties up into a wicked wedgie</action>

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
01/22/2006 02:07 AM

HEY.



I am the only one here with the qualifications to perform a proper wedgie around here newwave.

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
01/22/2006 02:19 AM

huh...you miss him bunches? I am confused at this statement, please enlighten me to its meaning.



Her cat is named "Bunches". She just forgot to put the comma in there.



And thanks a lot for pointing that out asshat. She is already very upset about losing her cat, and she is very sensitive about her handicap. You see, she had an accident as a little girl, and as a result she now has "Punctuation Dyslexia", and whenever someone points it out it forces her to relive that terrible accident.

Shawn Roy 302 8
01/22/2006 02:27 AM

I think your cat is now a dish of moogooguypan at a local Chinese take away.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
01/22/2006 02:28 AM

I can relate to that. I have absolutely no synapses in the punctuational lobe of my brain at all either.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
01/22/2006 02:33 AM

Mine came from an accident in high school. I was accidentally Frost-ing off and getting high when I should have been in class.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
01/22/2006 02:37 AM

I am a secretary AND an English major and I still haven't mastered punctuation and spelling.



Thats why god created atomatic spelling/grammar check.

Shawn Roy 302 8
01/22/2006 02:51 AM

Are you talking about my punctuation?

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
01/22/2006 02:53 AM

Shawn,shhh, sweetie, just sit there and look pretty.

Shawn Roy 302 8
01/22/2006 02:54 AM

I will fight that moogooguypan is one word till the day I die.

Shawn Roy 302 8
01/22/2006 03:00 AM

Also, have you seen what I look like? It's far from pretty.

Lila - Gettin' Hitched This Spring 78,555 13
01/22/2006 03:44 PM

It's been like 2 days. Has Chance found her kitty yet? It's raining outside and I'm scared for him.

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
01/22/2006 04:19 PM

Um, what?

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
01/22/2006 04:24 PM

Okay. That was weird. Somebody deleted the post that my last post was in reply to. What's going on?

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
01/22/2006 04:26 PM

No they didn't, you're just drunk.

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
01/22/2006 04:26 PM

Wow! That was like when the Angel of Death passed over in Egypt and took all their firstborn sons.



Thank God I had sheepsblood all over my posts.



(I know that only 2-3 people will get that, but it had to be said.)

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
01/22/2006 04:48 PM

You should genuflect before you enter a joke that would be descried as 'Pew'

Chance 171,275 14
01/22/2006 04:51 PM

Nope hes still missing. I went out searching earlier. I was way back in the woods alone. I looked down and a spider was trying to eat me. So there I was alone in the woods, screaming, beating my chest. Good times. Good times.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
01/22/2006 05:00 PM

Your Poe is probably in the arms of a young girl, who's seen them but never had one of her very own, at least one that wasn't as soft and fuzzy.

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
01/22/2006 05:56 PM

SR, you should drink less, and post more . . . WAIT!



Strike that, and then reverse it.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
01/22/2006 05:57 PM

I do those in equal amouts.

rock hound 156 7
01/22/2006 06:48 PM

did you look in the bush?

rock hound 156 7
01/22/2006 07:24 PM

maybe you're gyno knows where labia is????

Chance has died a little on the inside. 171,275 14
01/22/2006 09:36 PM

I just had a false alarm. Someone called me and told me they might have him. I had just gotten out of the shower, I threw crap clothes on and ran out the door. I looked like a mad woman. hair everywhere, sweaty, and emotional. Low and behold there was 4 girls and a hot dude. I'll make up a story later about the hot sex we had.

Jasco is horribly disfigured for your enjoyment 1,370 9
01/22/2006 09:41 PM

<action>starts writing script</action>

Four girls, a hot dude, your Poe and you just got out of the shower. Right, got it.

Lila - Gettin' Hitched This Spring 78,555 13
01/22/2006 10:24 PM

So...the false alarm was that they had kitty but did not or the false alarm was that you saw cute chics when you really didn't.

Don't toy with me, Chance, for I will punish you later.

Chance has died a little on the inside. 171,275 14
01/22/2006 10:43 PM

No they didnt have kitty. It was some funky looking black cat. Not Sylvester at all.

Jasco is horribly disfigured for your enjoyment 1,370 9
01/22/2006 10:55 PM

Well suffering succotash!

rock hound 156 7
01/22/2006 11:02 PM

Did you look in the tree for labia?

newwave 45,912 10
01/23/2006 07:13 AM

Hell, I always look in the tree for labia. To quote the great Flavor Flav:



I Frosted this lady in the tree

The baby came out and said "Run DMC"

Blue-Footed 'Back In Action' Boobie 21,744 10
01/23/2006 08:44 AM

So there I was alone in the woods, screaming, beating my chest.



Peter Jackson has been dispatched...

Chickens down four pants sizes 286,539 61
01/23/2006 08:51 AM

Found Him.

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
01/23/2006 08:54 AM

I can't believe someone actually took the time to pull over and put that sign there.

Barefoot Chance ALOG member 171,275 14
01/23/2006 09:06 AM

Nice Chickens. This morning on the way to work I spotted a cat at the side of the road, flat. He looked exactly like Sylvester except no white mustache. Thank God! I picked him up and his body was hard. One of his eyes had exploded out of his head. Im making a soup later.

Dangeo 2,691 13
01/23/2006 11:06 AM

I bet your Poe found him some other Poe to hang out with.



Something a bit more genetically in line with his own breed.