Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 12:36 PM

Frost you 'coon.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
01/20/2006 12:39 PM

Bitch, please.

Pubah 56,805 18
01/20/2006 12:40 PM

<action>Puts his tounge back into his mouth and cleans up the bodily fluids he 'deposited'</action>



Dahmn! I'd forgotten how...desirable you SheGabbers are.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 12:40 PM

Tell Daddy how you want it.

Mr. Slinkys a tumblin' 28,185 10
01/20/2006 12:47 PM

Roofie...check your email.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
01/20/2006 12:49 PM

Cracka, if you can't log in and don't know why email John. He'll tell you your password or confirm if you've been banned.



Mr. Slinky, replied.

Cracker, I barely touched her! 68,758 11
01/20/2006 12:53 PM

You all wish!! Psyche!!

Phuc 237,919 21
01/20/2006 12:54 PM

Would it hurt some of you people to take a decent photo of yourselves?



Y'all look like you've been staying at Club Al Qaeda.

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
01/20/2006 12:59 PM

Y'all look like you've been staying at Club Al Qaeda.



I guess having my kid take a picture of me after working a filthy jobsite all day was a bad idea.



Point taken.

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
01/20/2006 01:11 PM

Wow. Mr. Slinky is surprisingly cute. Nice.

Fratberry 283,018 53
01/20/2006 01:11 PM

No, having somebody take your photo in front of your awesome cherub collection was a bad idea.

Mr. Slinkys a tumblin' 28,185 10
01/20/2006 01:15 PM

<action>raises an eyebrow, and blows a kiss.</action>



Whats up Jade?



But no, that picture was taken about a year ago, since then I've gotten contacts and shaved off that pre-pubescent goatee thing I had going on.



Oh...and you should add this.



Thats my finger. Not so cute now am I?

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
01/20/2006 01:16 PM

Wow. Mr. Slinky looks like he could be Hrududu's brother.

La Femme KChikita 128,316 98
01/20/2006 01:16 PM

YAY! I have a roomie on the K page!

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
01/20/2006 01:16 PM

What on earth happened to your finger?

Mr. Slinkys a tumblin' 28,185 10
01/20/2006 01:17 PM

The wonderous joys of Moving.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/20/2006 01:18 PM

Mr Slinky, I advise you to change your name to 9.78 Digits

Mr. Slinkys a tumblin' 28,185 10
01/20/2006 01:19 PM

When I steal stuff, I like to call it a 4 2/3 finger discount.

Crestfallen Snork 45,655 12
01/20/2006 01:20 PM

AH! Mutant! Mutant! Stabby stab stab KILL!

Pubah 56,805 18
01/20/2006 01:23 PM

9.666 Digits



Is that THe ANti CHrist divided by Pi?



I'm not so good at math

Mr. Slinkys 9.75 Digits 28,185 10
01/20/2006 01:23 PM

Just for you Hat, but I rounded down....Sorry.

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
01/20/2006 01:23 PM

No, having somebody take your photo in front of your awesome cherub collection was a bad idea.



You don't know the half of it Frat.



There isn't a square inch of my house not covered with the wife's angel collectables. I have just one shelf and the top of my dresser for my dragons.



And NO, my house doesn't have wheels.



(We got it up on blocks just last week.)

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 01:24 PM

Trae really needs to stop inviting her white trash friends to GAB.

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
01/20/2006 01:28 PM

Thats my finger. Not so cute now am I?



Damn! Just two fingers over from calling you "pointless".

Darrin 21,346 0
01/20/2006 01:29 PM

Slinky throws the shocker without even trying.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/20/2006 01:31 PM

Wow. Mr. Slinky looks like he could be Hrududu's brother.



That, Or "she" finally grew into her manliness.

Mr. Slinkys 9.75 Digits 28,185 10
01/20/2006 01:32 PM

Cause I'm tight like that.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
01/20/2006 01:33 PM

Shake it off Mr. Slinky.





I had a buddy that lost part of his finger once, He said he never realized how convenient it was not having to clean the chick's feces out from underneath his fingernail.

FDIC, ALOG Cofounder 10,327 12
01/20/2006 01:46 PM

I really must get an updated picture of myself.

Kittuns posts cause hysteria 44,835 9
01/20/2006 01:50 PM

<action>pops out of her hole in the ground, looks around, takes a map out of her back pocket, looks at it and scratches her head</action>

Are you sure Roofie? I think I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
01/20/2006 01:52 PM

Since I know everyone is eagerly awaiting my thoughts on the matter, I'll give them to you:



Stone Cold Bikini is hot. Possibly even my choice for hottest noob ever. Maybe even hottest gabber ever. Hard to tell though, I'll need more pictures. AIM name is in profile. Get cracking or you'll never work in this town again.



Who the hell is Big Boobs McGee? She's cute. She should call me when she's legal.



Did Autra take his picture at a Kalifornia look alike party or is really as badass as he looks* in that picture? All he needs is a guitar strung over his shoulder and some railroad tracks to walk on and he'd be the dream of every flannel-clad high school girl who ever took shop class.



Every time I see that picture of Erika with her head on the desk I cant help but think she's just had an orgasm. Then I imagine she had one because she, too, was looking at the Gab photo album, she came across my picture, and was suddenly overtaken by passion.



Then I turn to the next page and that picture of a naked Foye makes me scratch my eyeballs out and any happy thoughts brought on my Erika instantly vanish and don't come back until the "L" page.



Oh, Livewire, why must you be such a tease?







*Level of actual badassness visible in photo: Zero

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
01/20/2006 01:54 PM

Kittuns, aren't you StaticKitten? If not, my deepest apologies and I'll fix that immediately.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
01/20/2006 01:56 PM

Every time I see that picture of Erika with her head on the desk





I'm actually in my bed. Whether that makes your theory more or less correct, I will not say.

Bankey 70,843 10
01/20/2006 01:57 PM

Well I just gotta say, the J's have never looked so good. I guess it's the old addition by subtraction factor.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
01/20/2006 01:58 PM

I like this new update of the photo album.



My picture is now completely surrounded by pretty ladies - Tabby, TTJ, HP, Trae, and Trixxie.



Also, I think that Stone Cold Bikini should rename herself to "Thtone Cold Bikini", and that FDIC should become "Tried Freeze Instant Coffee".

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
01/20/2006 01:59 PM

I'm actually in my bed.



Good. Just wear you should be. So what are you wearing?

Terika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
01/20/2006 02:01 PM

<action>looks at Mailman, sheds a single tear</action>

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
01/20/2006 02:03 PM

Terika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter



Terika. I totally endorse this new name. It makes me think of Teriyaki.

Walter Sobchest 203,475 12
01/20/2006 02:03 PM

Is there anyway that Jilly could be moved away from the "O" page?



I don't mind sharing, but I don't want to catch retard from her.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
01/20/2006 02:03 PM

So what are you wearing?





The skins of all my lovers. Nothing.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
01/20/2006 02:05 PM

Skins, eh? Maybe we can mix and match them with my collection of severed heads.



So, um, wanna go for coffee sometime?

FDIC, ALOG Cofounder 10,327 12
01/20/2006 02:05 PM

Erika.



Come to FDIC.



Rawr!

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
01/20/2006 02:06 PM

Well, that takes care of the coffee.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 02:06 PM

Erika - Teasing GAB since 2004.

Cracker, I barely touched her! 68,758 11
01/20/2006 02:09 PM

Dear Mrs. Raccoon,



Please allow the pics Chance is sending on my behalf into the album to replace my old hotness with some new hotness. My computer is broken and I asked her to send them in for me.



Thanks,



Crackalacka!

Barefoot Chance ALOG member 171,275 14
01/20/2006 02:11 PM

My computer is broken too! Im using a pixxie stick and a piece of cardboard to access zug.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
01/20/2006 02:11 PM

Will do, Crack. Thanks.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 02:12 PM

I thought pixxie was a girl.



Oh, and Roofie, thanks my picture is perfect.

Kittuns posts cause hysteria 44,835 9
01/20/2006 02:13 PM

No, that's me Roofie.



I was just trying to be funny and make a Bugs Bunny reference.



Apparently everyones mind is too far in the gutter to offer a compliment or a giggle for my G-Rated humor.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
01/20/2006 02:22 PM

BIG, Pixxie was a girl but doesn't post here anymore hence her boob removal. Your picture could be updated you know.



Kittuns, I'm sorry I didn't catch that. Just trying to not blow up the album with the changes.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
01/20/2006 02:22 PM

Who the hell is "I am Jack's Kidney"?

Bankey 70,843 10
01/20/2006 02:23 PM

Ed Norton.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 02:24 PM

Yes, I know you have pictures of me. Also, I have your home phone number.



Love ya'.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
01/20/2006 02:27 PM

GAB: blackmailing each other since time began.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
01/20/2006 02:28 PM

Bankey, I love you today. That was simple and perfect.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/20/2006 02:28 PM

You should ask that girl who "says she is" Straw, Nutbutter.

Trae - Reaping the Wind 156,790 17
01/20/2006 02:33 PM

Thanks for all your hard work on GAB Roofiekins!



The rest of you can Frost off.















Ok, not really, just BIG.

Walter Sobchest 203,475 12
01/20/2006 02:34 PM

I mean, really. No one knows her as Officehag. Everyone knows her as Jilly, so shouldn't she be moved to the "J" page?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 02:35 PM

Hey Trae, you giving Reaper anal yet, or are you guys still in the oral only stage of the relationship?

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
01/20/2006 02:39 PM

Thanks Trae.



Walter, when Jilly made her new identity and called it Office Hag I made her pick a page and she picked the O page and captioned the pictures Office Hag. She has not asked for an identity change. I don't generally move people without them asking. (Except Kittuns because hers was linked to her old profile.)

Trae - Reaping the Wind 156,790 17
01/20/2006 02:41 PM

I don't know, same question back at you and .... um.... oh yeah.... no one.





Nevermind.

Mr. Slinkys 9.75 Digits 28,185 10
01/20/2006 02:42 PM

BURN!!!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 02:46 PM

I would never sleep with a GABber.

Cracker, I barely touched her! 68,758 11
01/20/2006 02:46 PM

Thank you Roofie.

Cracker, I barely touched her! 68,758 11
01/20/2006 02:47 PM

Thank you also Chance.

Darrin 21,346 0
01/20/2006 02:49 PM

Do you thank me too, Crack?

Cracker, I barely touched her! 68,758 11
01/20/2006 02:51 PM

I could thank you all in inches, but thats only an inch a piece.

Trae - Reaping the Wind 156,790 17
01/20/2006 02:53 PM

I don't think you have anything to worry about.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 02:54 PM

Aren't you worried lil' Trae is going to realized that her new daddy was bought used on the internet?

Barefoot Chance ALOG member 171,275 14
01/20/2006 02:55 PM

Wow! Like should I break out the Frost-ing bat or what?

Cracker, I barely touched her! 68,758 11
01/20/2006 02:56 PM

THEN WHY DO I ONLY HAVE 4 ORBS! What are you trying to say? Oh god! IT is smaller than average! ACK!!

Darrin 21,346 0
01/20/2006 02:57 PM

Crack's been hot since the dawning of time, Chance.



Chicks notice that sort of thing.



I'm not going to fight you again for him though. I'm still paying off the emergency room bills from the last time.

Cracker, I barely touched her! 68,758 11
01/20/2006 02:58 PM

While Chance does have my heart, luckily my dick is still available.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
01/20/2006 03:11 PM

This thread is completely ruined. You people can't be left alone 5 minutes. God.

Cracker, I barely touched her! 68,758 11
01/20/2006 03:12 PM

Fine, I'm giving your inch to Trae.

Walter Sobchest 203,475 12
01/20/2006 03:13 PM

This thread is completely ruined. You people can't be left alone 5 minutes. God.



The same thing could be said about me.



Why...hello there handsome.



*spits into his hand*

Trae - Reaping the Wind 156,790 17
01/20/2006 03:14 PM

Don't look at me, look at the drunk guy.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
01/20/2006 03:15 PM

I would never sleep with a GABber.





I sense an elaborate scheme...

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 03:17 PM

I ruined the thread?



I care about as much as Trae does about her reputation.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 03:20 PM

Okay, I get it. I ruined the thread. Please stop IMing me to let me know.

daisypie 49,378 9
01/20/2006 09:37 PM

Couple of questions:



- Are the Hartman Twins pictures two pictures of one twin, or one picture of each twin?



- Mailman is on the 't' page for 'The'? Shouldn't he be on the 'f' page (for French Mailman) or maybe even the 'c' page, (for Canadian Mailman) or most obviously the 'm' page, (for Man, that's one tall Mailman!) hmm?



- Could Dianada change her name to Dainada so I'd be in a Daggy n' Dainada sandwich?

daisypie 49,378 9
01/20/2006 09:40 PM

...and, *ahem*, Roofie, Llloyd posted today...

Phuc 237,919 21
01/20/2006 09:41 PM

I just found out that Dianada is pronounced Diana-duh. I had always thought it was Dee-yuh-nah-dah, which is kind of clever-ish.



Now it is simply odd.

Diana Matronic 57,835 109
01/20/2006 09:46 PM

You can pronounce it any way you want, Al.



Raow.

Piemaster - I AM Vlaccid 12,538 15
01/20/2006 10:16 PM

Dear Druggy 'Coon,



Check your e-mail.



Yours,

-Leader of Pastries

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
01/20/2006 10:19 PM

As for Lloyd posting, he hadn't in over 30 days at the time I did the updates. I'm certain he can read the first post of this thread and let me know if he wants to be moved back. He is often gone for long stretches so it's up to him.



I'm not answering the rest.

McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
01/20/2006 10:24 PM

I'm still boycotting the photo album. I just figured I'd add that since no-one else is posting at the moment. I'm sure the album will survive without me.

daisypie 49,378 9
01/20/2006 11:13 PM

Oh come on... you can't be any fatter than Oliver!

Cracker, I barely touched her! 68,758 11
01/20/2006 11:25 PM

I would like to take this time to let everybody know that me and Suicide Ranger are good friends, and there is a picture of us hanging out under the C section of the album.

S. Kake 55,555 14
01/20/2006 11:42 PM

Can you please replace those pictures in the photo album? They have my name on them, but the guy in the picture looks like a retarded jerkoff nerd.

newwave 45,912 10
01/21/2006 04:08 AM

You got your name on my pictures?

McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
01/21/2006 09:42 AM

Oh come on... you can't be any fatter than Oliver!



Heh, actually I mentioned that the weight difference between me and Ollie was 120 lbs. in another thread just a few days ago. You draw your own conclusions from that.

newwave 45,912 10
01/21/2006 10:16 AM

Yeah, but 115 pounds of it is all penismeat.

BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 10:24 AM

ewww newwave u r a perv!!! lol! j/k u r funny too!

BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 10:45 AM

i just looked at ur album and u guyz are so funny!! newwave u r cute too! lol :)

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
01/21/2006 12:39 PM

Mr. Slinky: Thats my finger. Not so cute now am I?



As I understand it, he lost it in a tragic flipping down the stairs accident.

BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 12:41 PM

i want to put my picture up on ur guys album page thing!!!

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
01/21/2006 12:48 PM

1) How come when you click on Trae's pic (repeatedly), you get a smaller picture?



2) I have no problem with Lloyd's pics being removed, but could you put the pics of his husky back? I mean, c'mon, HUSKY!

BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 12:52 PM

i figured it out! i emailed Roofie Raccoon and my pic might be up there soonz!! yay me!

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
01/21/2006 01:22 PM

Mad Matt looks like a retired Village Person.



Sweet 'stash, dude!

BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 01:23 PM

hiya Whistler! do you sing too? lol! j/k :)

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
01/21/2006 01:39 PM

Hartman? On your shirt? Yeah, you misspelled FAG.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
01/21/2006 02:47 PM

I have no problem with Lloyd's pics being removed, but could you put the pics of his husky back? I mean, c'mon, HUSKY!



If you miss the husky on Lloyd's picture so much, you can use my picture as your new fapping material you might like the huskies that are on mine.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
01/21/2006 02:51 PM

Maildude,

You've just stumbled onto one of the two things that I'll automatically give 5ivers for: pictures of Siberian Huskies.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
01/21/2006 02:55 PM

You've just stumbled onto one of the two things that I'll automatically give 5ivers for: pictures of Siberian Huskies.



Thanks for the tip, T-Bone.

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
01/21/2006 04:05 PM

Mad Matt looks like a retired Village Person.



Sweet 'stash, dude!



Shouldn't that have been Declan's line?



P.S. I still have my hardhat.

daisypie 49,378 9
01/21/2006 06:39 PM

I'll automatically give 5ivers for: pictures of Siberian Huskies



Geez, Dogs, I never would have figured you for a husky racist.



Just what the hell do you have against Alaskan Huskies, anyways?

No Lloydering 48,662 14
01/21/2006 08:54 PM

Don't get me started. Hairy Alaskan bastards.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
01/21/2006 09:01 PM

Siberians Huskies are handsome and noble, strong of heart and sweet of character.



Alaskan Huskies are no-good cross-bred, ass-biting, funky looking whore dogs.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
01/21/2006 09:15 PM

Vanilla Dew! Gabbing since 2004 and hiding where?



How you doin'?

I am Straw 98,000 37
01/21/2006 09:19 PM

Somehow I would have thought someone with the name Vanilla Dew would look more cheery.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
01/21/2006 09:21 PM

By the way, boys, Comet eats huskies for breakfast.

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
01/21/2006 09:41 PM

By the way, boys, Comet eats huskies for breakfast.



Are you kidding me? That thing pissed itself and keeled over when the camera flash went off.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
01/21/2006 09:53 PM

Whistler, I hate to tell you this but I think a giant rat ate your dog.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
01/21/2006 10:25 PM

I have to get a new picture of him. He's doubled in size since that one was taken.



Now he's about five pounds.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
01/21/2006 11:25 PM

I've said it before and I'll say it again: that is one cute little dog.



But why does it have fingers?

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
01/22/2006 01:40 AM

STOP TAKING MY PICTURE DOWN.



My mother took my pictures down once.



Once!

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
01/22/2006 09:46 AM

You're not the Frost-ing boss of me.



(See how using all caps really gets me to do what you want? Truly a great choice.)



I'll think about it.