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I'm not creative enough to think of a good tagline. I'm asking for a little help, from you, the good people of GAB.
The person who comes up with the best/funniest/most creative tagline for me will have all their posts clicked by myself for the next week.
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6 votes
4.2
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12 votes
4.6
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274  10
01/20/2006 01:30 PM
Tagline... for what?
Jade - Queen of Mistakes - I have no idea what I'm talking about 90% of the time!
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21 votes
4.0
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La Femme KChikita 128,316 98
01/20/2006 01:31 PM
Jade - For when you can't afford Emerald!
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13 votes
3.9
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Walter Sobchest 203,475 12
01/20/2006 01:31 PM
Jade - I'm not creative
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6 votes
4.8
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Pubah 56,805 18
01/20/2006 01:31 PM
Jade-Frost you for a Fag?
Jade-Knocked up Every Morning
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15 votes
4.3
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Walter Sobchest 203,475 12
01/20/2006 01:31 PM
Jade - Oliver is actually funnier than Erika
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15 votes
4.3
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Walter Sobchest 203,475 12
01/20/2006 01:32 PM
Jade - commonly mistaken for the downer fairy
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3 votes
3.0
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Pubah 56,805 18
01/20/2006 01:33 PM
Jade-Asian Diamond
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11 votes
4.4
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/20/2006 01:34 PM
Jade - I bet Erika's vagina looks awesome!
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2 votes
3.0
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Pubah 56,805 18
01/20/2006 01:34 PM
Okay, I quit.
Returns to his box.
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22 votes
4.5
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Walter Sobchest 203,475 12
01/20/2006 01:35 PM
Jade - Erika is only popular because she is fairly attractive and she gets drunk a lot so she is easy to take advantage of and since her boyfriend is Asian she is used to a small penis
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16 votes
4.4
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 01:35 PM
Jade - Still fatter than Ollie
Jade - In need of pants
Jade - Not Hargrave's wife
sekatsiM fo neeuQ - edaJ
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3 votes
3.7
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Pubah 56,805 18
01/20/2006 01:36 PM
Backwards is better
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16 votes
4.2
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Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
01/20/2006 01:37 PM
Jade - Oliver is just mad because his penis is still smaller than the Asian kid's
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19 votes
4.4
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 01:38 PM
Jade - No one cares about me enough to stay on topic.
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18 votes
4.5
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/20/2006 01:38 PM
It's not that it's smaller, Its just that when he sits down it goes back inside him.
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6 votes
3.0
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Gorky T- not just FAG president, but also a client 41,132 13
01/20/2006 01:39 PM
Jade- At this point in the contest it takes real humour to get clickies, which I haven't got, but I want the t-shirt, so there!
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Hilarious
25 votes
4.5
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 01:39 PM
Jade - I am the grenade wingman need to jump on.
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6 votes
4.3
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/20/2006 01:40 PM
Big. I'm supressing tears here.
The reason you're making these comments and not me?
Well.. You're STILL fatter.
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14 votes
4.6
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 01:40 PM
Jade - I'm fat so I give good head.
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15 votes
4.3
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 01:41 PM
Jade - My self-esteem is so low I'd Frost Hat.
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16 votes
4.6
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 01:42 PM
Jade - Buffets are my friend.
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20 votes
4.5
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/20/2006 01:42 PM
Jade - I hate you all now.
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18 votes
4.5
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/20/2006 01:42 PM
Jade - I have to admit, I called this all on myself.
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Hilarious
17 votes
4.4
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My name is Cain, and I am now unable 173,958 15
01/20/2006 01:42 PM
Jesus Christ, Jade. Just leave it as it is. I don't understand why people keep changing their names. It's pretty obvious to me that the only people who constantly change their name are the people who would do just about anything for a little attention.
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16 votes
4.7
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 01:42 PM
Jade - Because everyone needs a slump buster.
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7 votes
4.2
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Pubah 56,805 18
01/20/2006 01:43 PM
<action>Slaps B.U.G.</action>
Jade-just pleasantly plump in all the RIGHT places
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5 votes
3.8
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/20/2006 01:43 PM
Jade - The Emerson GABbers are ignoring Commandment #9 or something.
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13 votes
4.5
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 01:43 PM
Jade - You'll regret about it in the morning.
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16 votes
4.6
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Walter Sobchest 203,475 12
01/20/2006 01:43 PM
Jade - I'm begining to think this was a horrible idea
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7 votes
3.6
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My name is Cain, and I am now unable 173,958 15
01/20/2006 01:43 PM
<action>runs through thread in nothing but body armor made of chunky peanut butter with "SOY BOMB" written across her chest
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8 votes
3.9
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Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
01/20/2006 01:44 PM
I'm not bothered by any of the personal comments anyone's making about me. I honestly don't give a Frost what anyone says. So go ahead, call me fat or a slut or a drunk. It's not going to affect me.
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26 votes
4.5
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 01:44 PM
Jade - Because one night you will be that drunk.
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5 votes
4.0
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/20/2006 01:45 PM
... We don't care that you don't care.
We're anxious to see if you chose a tagline or not.
Come on, Stick with the Frost-ing thread topic!
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11 votes
4.5
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 01:46 PM
Jade - Ben and Jerry are on speed dial.
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9 votes
4.1
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Walter Sobchest 203,475 12
01/20/2006 01:46 PM
Jade - Erika isn't actually sorry. She is glad that you are fatter than she is because she actually has low self esteem, and the only thing that makes her feel better is picking on people that aren't as attractive as she is
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13 votes
4.1
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Pubah 56,805 18
01/20/2006 01:46 PM
Jade-Just Another Despirate EnglishWoman
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15 votes
4.5
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 01:46 PM
Jade - For the last time, I AM NOT PREGNANT.
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15 votes
4.1
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Cracker, I barely touched her! 68,758 11
01/20/2006 01:47 PM
I was gonna start a thread asking for help naming my goldfish, but now I thing I'll just go with "Fish".
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9 votes
4.2
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Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
01/20/2006 01:47 PM
Jade - I don't make fun of people because I have low self esteem, I make fun of people because I'm really mean.
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4 votes
4.0
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 01:48 PM
Jade - Queen of A2M.
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5 votes
3.8
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My name is Cain, and I am now unable 173,958 15
01/20/2006 01:49 PM
Jade-making GAB a kinder place since 2005
Jade-Now with less of Linda Fiorentino's tits
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14 votes
4.2
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Walter Sobchest 203,475 12
01/20/2006 01:49 PM
Jade - Erika is a mean bitch
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3 votes
4.7
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My name is Cain, and I am now unable 173,958 15
01/20/2006 01:50 PM
Cause, see, it was a movie. And Linda showed her tits in it. Probably a little too random, though, even for this place.
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9 votes
4.5
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 01:50 PM
Jade - I can take a punch.
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4 votes
3.8
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My name is Cain, and I am now unable 173,958 15
01/20/2006 01:51 PM
Or you could take one of the few quotes they have on IMDB.
Jade-I do the Frost-ing! I never get Frosted.
Jade-Cristal, Baluga, Wolfgang Puck... it's a Frosthouse.
NObody else would like it though. I'm one of the few people who enjoys quotes in my name.
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0.0
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 01:51 PM
Jade - Why is TTJ so Frost-ing random sometimes?
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6 votes
4.0
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Walter Sobchest 203,475 12
01/20/2006 01:51 PM
Jade - Oliver thinks Erika is neat
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4 votes
3.5
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/20/2006 01:52 PM
Jade - Meh.. What can ya do?
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13 votes
4.5
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 01:52 PM
Jade - I thought Americans liked Super Sized things.
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8 votes
4.3
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 01:53 PM
Jade - Stop flirting in my thread.
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8 votes
3.9
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Harvard Chick 16,937 8
01/20/2006 01:53 PM
Jade: Ivana Newclit
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8 votes
3.7
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/20/2006 01:53 PM
Jade - Hat gets no positive recognition.
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3 votes
4.7
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/20/2006 01:54 PM
Jade - As he shouldn't.
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9 votes
4.4
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 01:55 PM
Jade - Proof God has a sense of humor.
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14 votes
4.6
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Crestfallen Snork 45,655 12
01/20/2006 02:00 PM
Jade - We'll see who's laughing when I go on a rampage and kill the whole Frost-ing lot of you. And then I'll eat you. With bacon. And chocolate.
Mmmm...chocolate.
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7 votes
3.8
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/20/2006 02:01 PM
Jade - I get sustenance from Fat Jokes, Keep em coming Emersons, It's only stoking the fire.
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5 votes
4.8
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 02:02 PM
Jade - Short and squat.
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7 votes
4.0
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Harvard Chick 16,937 8
01/20/2006 02:02 PM
Jade: Leader of the Furby Nation
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9 votes
4.0
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/20/2006 02:03 PM
Jade - NECK TATTOO!
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8 votes
4.8
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 02:04 PM
Jade - Looking for someone to play the role of Jake in a sitcom I am starring in.
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7 votes
4.4
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/20/2006 02:05 PM
Jade - Bulimia, Do your worst.
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17 votes
4.5
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Walter Sobchest 203,475 12
01/20/2006 02:07 PM
Jade - I beat Anorexia
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1 votes
3.0
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 02:07 PM
Jade -
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6 votes
4.7
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/20/2006 02:08 PM
Jade - Banquet for Flesh Eating Disease.
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3 votes
4.0
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 02:09 PM
Jade - Frost you Erika, Frost you long and hard.
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2 votes
4.5
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/20/2006 02:12 PM
Erika. I'm sure if you were to find an Upload Reciept for the first time that picture of the fat Frost in that shirt hit the internet, It'd have at least a couple 9's in it.
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1 votes
5.0
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Harvard Chick 16,937 8
01/20/2006 02:13 PM
Jade- Aynayda Nadalick
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9 votes
4.0
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Fratberry 283,018 53
01/20/2006 02:15 PM
Jade - Someone needs a hug
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22 votes
4.4
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Fratberry 283,018 53
01/20/2006 02:15 PM
Jade - Someone else needs real long arms
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6 votes
4.0
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 02:16 PM
Jade - Yvan eht Nioj.
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9 votes
4.6
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 02:17 PM
Jade - At least I'm not Frat
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14 votes
4.8
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Fratberry 283,018 53
01/20/2006 02:17 PM
Jade - Rolled in flour and still no wet spot
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4 votes
4.8
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Fratberry 283,018 53
01/20/2006 02:18 PM
Thanks man.
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10 votes
4.4
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 02:19 PM
Jade - Try to hold on for 8 seconds
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3 votes
4.7
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/20/2006 02:20 PM
You showed up late for the Fat jokes, Dude.
In 2 minutes we start the Frat jokes. BIG's always shot off a little early.
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7 votes
3.5
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Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
01/20/2006 02:20 PM
Jade - d
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10 votes
4.9
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/20/2006 02:21 PM
I mean, Frat. Look how late you showed up. What other plump jokes can be made?
It's like if you were supposed to meet Jade at the Buffet, You show up and all that's left is salad and jello cubes.
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8 votes
4.7
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 02:21 PM
Jade - My teeth are crooked because I am English, not because of all the skullFrost-ing.
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3 votes
4.7
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 02:23 PM
Hat, use your imagination.
Jade - I will get roped and branded in America.
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16 votes
4.7
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Fratberry 283,018 53
01/20/2006 02:25 PM
Jade - My Thyroid isn't underactive, it's dead.
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3 votes
4.0
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 02:26 PM
Jade - Diagnosed Dietaphobic.
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6 votes
4.5
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Harvard Chick 16,937 8
01/20/2006 02:26 PM
Jade: Cave Dwelling Muffle Bunny
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4 votes
4.5
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Scorpion 4,080 9
01/20/2006 02:27 PM
Jade - Wierd shade of green
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8 votes
4.0
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 02:28 PM
Jade- At least I'm not Chance
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2 votes
3.5
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 02:29 PM
Jade - Because BIG reuses his own jokes in the same thread.
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2 votes
3.5
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Harvard Chick 16,937 8
01/20/2006 02:30 PM
Jade: Vertical Lips and Headlight Tits
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7 votes
4.3
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 02:30 PM
Jade - Because Harvard Chick was date raped.
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7 votes
4.6
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Fratberry 283,018 53
01/20/2006 02:31 PM
Jade - More years as a lineman than BIG
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4 votes
4.0
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 02:31 PM
Jade - What do you mean you can cross the line on GAB?
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6 votes
4.8
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Cracker, I barely touched her! 68,758 11
01/20/2006 02:31 PM
Just remember Jade, the majority of these comments were made by a fat guy who wears feet pajamas, a drunk, a canadian with a neck tatoo, and a beerbong chic.
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2 votes
3.5
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 02:32 PM
Jade - I'm English and have no idea what you are talking about Frat.
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6 votes
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Harvard Chick 16,937 8
01/20/2006 02:32 PM
Jade: Camel Toe Pie Afficianado
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4 votes
4.8
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Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
01/20/2006 02:32 PM
Jade- Real happy she made this thread.
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7 votes
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 02:33 PM
Frost.
My last post should have been.
Jade - Only Frat spends more time as a wide reciever than me.
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3 votes
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Harvard Chick 16,937 8
01/20/2006 02:34 PM
BIG, nice to Frost see you too, love.
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10 votes
4.5
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Bankey 70,843 10
01/20/2006 02:35 PM
Jade - Traded to the Native Americans for 37 percent of the Eastern Seaboard.
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12 votes
4.3
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Gorky T- not just FAG president, but also a client 41,132 13
01/20/2006 02:37 PM
Jade- during a routine Pap Smear, they found a sock, a flashlight and an unopened Snickers bar. I ate the Snickers.
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5 votes
4.4
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Harvard Chick 16,937 8
01/20/2006 02:37 PM
Jade: No Man's Coleridge Dock
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4 votes
3.0
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 02:37 PM
Jade - Having to buy two seats on the plane because of weight restrictions.
Hey, SMRT girl.
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4 votes
2.5
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Harvard Chick 16,937 8
01/20/2006 02:39 PM
Jade: Fetus Canyon Explorer
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11 votes
4.3
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No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
01/20/2006 02:39 PM
Jade - Starter and whipping-girl of the funniest thread in eons.
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16 votes
4.8
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Bankey 70,843 10
01/20/2006 02:40 PM
Jade - I TOLD you I was the queen of mistakes.
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2 votes
5.0
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Harvard Chick 16,937 8
01/20/2006 02:40 PM
Jade: Fun Hole Amusement Park
Hi Big Guy!
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5 votes
4.2
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 02:40 PM
Jade - Taking it on the chin like Trixxie on a Friday night.
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6 votes
3.3
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 02:41 PM
Jade - Because you have one friend that like to go hoggin'
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7 votes
3.6
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Fratberry 283,018 53
01/20/2006 02:42 PM
Jade: Harvard Chicks automatic word randomizer is busted
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3 votes
3.0
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 02:42 PM
Jade - It pathetic when Gorc is making fun of you
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9 votes
3.6
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 02:43 PM
Jade - Helping BIG's self-esteem since 1:35 pm.
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2 votes
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 02:45 PM
Jade - At least I'm not Jilly
<action>hopes it works again</action>
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5 votes
4.2
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Harvard Chick 16,937 8
01/20/2006 02:45 PM
Jade- Whisker Biscuit Cook
Frat, it's hard to believe that $324,955,542.25 in school loans finally paid off.
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5 votes
3.6
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 02:47 PM
Jade - End.In.Tears.
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4 votes
4.0
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/20/2006 02:49 PM
Jade - Favorite band is the Dirigible Escape Plan.
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5 votes
3.6
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 02:50 PM
Jade - Proving not only dinosaurs are big boned
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3 votes
4.3
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Harvard Chick 16,937 8
01/20/2006 02:52 PM
Jade: Rescuing Every "Man in the Boat" Since 1998
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11 votes
4.4
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 02:53 PM
Jade - Because everyone needs a For Chi Chi thread
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1 votes
5.0
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Harvard Chick 16,937 8
01/20/2006 02:53 PM
Jade- British Pearl Diver
BIG: How's things?
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 02:55 PM
Can't complain.
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21 votes
4.4
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Fratberry 283,018 53
01/20/2006 02:59 PM
Jade - I can lose weight but you'll always have that stupid Frost-ing neck tattoo
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2 votes
4.0
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Harvard Chick 16,937 8
01/20/2006 03:00 PM
Jade- Certified Foo Foo Valve Mechanic
BIG: check
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4 votes
4.0
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 03:01 PM
Jade - Wondering what HoB is like
SMRTy- you?
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3 votes
4.3
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/20/2006 03:10 PM
Jade - Tattoos can be removed from skin easier than Bankey's seed from your digestive system.
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6 votes
5.0
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/20/2006 03:11 PM
Jade - I have a feeling we're going to all talk like this from now on.
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5 votes
4.0
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Bankey 70,843 10
01/20/2006 03:11 PM
What the HELL?
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6 votes
4.8
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No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
01/20/2006 03:13 PM
Jade - Even this thread is going to be Bankey/Fratberry fag jacked.
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15 votes
4.8
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Phuc 237,919 21
01/20/2006 03:16 PM
Jade - Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage.
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10 votes
5.0
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Phuc 237,919 21
01/20/2006 03:17 PM
Jade - could lose 98% of her body weight and would still be more woman than Hat could handle
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4 votes
4.3
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Phuc 237,919 21
01/20/2006 03:17 PM
Jade - Poisoning Al since 2006
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5 votes
4.6
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Phuc 237,919 21
01/20/2006 03:18 PM
Jade - Queen of the Stone Age
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1 votes
3.0
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 03:19 PM
Jade - Phuc isn't good at this game
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3 votes
4.3
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Phuc 237,919 21
01/20/2006 03:19 PM
Jade - You gonna make a big man outta me
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3 votes
5.0
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Phuc 237,919 21
01/20/2006 03:20 PM
Jade - Al refuses to use more than a fifth of Jamesons to make hisself funnier
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5 votes
4.2
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/20/2006 03:20 PM
I wouldn't know where to begin to handle a chubby fingerless palm, So I agree with Al.
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6 votes
4.7
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Phuc 237,919 21
01/20/2006 03:20 PM
Jade - Taking the Gun Out of Jilly's Mouth
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10 votes
4.3
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Phuc 237,919 21
01/20/2006 03:21 PM
Jade - Get on Your Bikes and Ride
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3 votes
4.0
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 03:23 PM
Jade - Wonders if the horse is dead yet
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5 votes
3.8
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Cracker, I barely touched her! 68,758 11
01/20/2006 03:23 PM
Jade- small penis make Asian man bitter
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1 votes
5.0
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Harvard Chick 16,937 8
01/20/2006 03:24 PM
Jade- Mistress of Muffle Bunny
Jade-Lady Mufflebunny
Jade-Duchess of BunnyMuffle
BIG: a little low on the shag meter, but alive and well, thanks.
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4 votes
2.3
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 03:24 PM
Jade - Twice as funny as Suzie McMuffin
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15 votes
3.6
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TacoCrunch 61,976 36
01/20/2006 03:24 PM
Jade - angry, Jade smash!
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1 votes
4.0
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 03:25 PM
You're in college, even I got laid in college.
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1 votes
5.0
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Harvard Chick 16,937 8
01/20/2006 03:25 PM
Jade- I Like My Tacos Spicey
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3 votes
4.0
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 03:29 PM
Underwhere? - I give Spicey all the taco he wants
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3 votes
5.0
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Phuc 237,919 21
01/20/2006 03:30 PM
Jade - Doesn't need to resort to... Hey, waitaminnit!
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6 votes
4.2
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Phuc 237,919 21
01/20/2006 03:33 PM
Jade - Clatto... Verata... Nhhhrummphahhuhhh
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5 votes
3.6
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 03:34 PM
Jade - Jiggle jiggle, jiggle those jigglers
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7 votes
4.8
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Phuc 237,919 21
01/20/2006 03:36 PM
Jade - Should wire over a few quid to buy a whore to give BIG a mercy Frost
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3 votes
3.7
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 03:37 PM
Tabby's for hire?
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2 votes
5.0
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Harvard Chick 16,937 8
01/20/2006 03:37 PM
Sometimes it's not so easy to find a guy that doesn't mind being laughed at in bed. I can't help it, it's a "must have" for lift-off.
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3 votes
5.0
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Bankey 70,843 10
01/20/2006 03:39 PM
I'd imagine it's even harder finding a guy who's worried about anyone's "lift-off" besides his own.
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10 votes
3.9
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No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
01/20/2006 03:41 PM
Harvard Chick - At least Jade sent in a picture
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3 votes
5.0
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Bankey 70,843 10
01/20/2006 03:41 PM
<action>rolls over, goes to sleep</action>
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6 votes
4.2
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Gorky T- not just FAG president, but also a client 41,132 13
01/20/2006 03:43 PM
Sometimes it's not so easy to find a guy that doesn't mind being laughed at in bed. I can't help it, it's a "must have" for lift-off.
Hi.
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1 votes
5.0
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Harvard Chick 16,937 8
01/20/2006 03:49 PM
NKB: Is that the Titty Monster talking?
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9 votes
4.7
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Bankey 70,843 10
01/20/2006 03:50 PM
Titty Monster
Of all the monsters to never hide in my closet or under my bed...
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5 votes
4.0
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 03:52 PM
Jade - Taking it like a champ
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8 votes
3.8
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Bankey 70,843 10
01/20/2006 03:54 PM
BIG, we're not doing porno titles yet.
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5 votes
3.2
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/20/2006 03:54 PM
Jade - Taking it from a chimp.
What? I could totally see Ollie and Jade doing a GAB hookup.
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2 votes
5.0
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Phuc 237,919 21
01/20/2006 03:54 PM
BIG - Keeping GABbers Charmin fresh since 2005
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5 votes
4.8
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Phuc 237,919 21
01/20/2006 03:55 PM
Al - Forgetting the linkee no shirtee
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2 votes
3.0
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Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
01/20/2006 03:56 PM
Well, let this thread be a lesson to anyone who should ever think of asking us to come up with a tagline.
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6 votes
4.0
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/20/2006 03:57 PM
Especially if you're fat.
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6 votes
4.0
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 03:58 PM
Al - Because sticking up for the Girls of GAB is the only way I can show I'm a man
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3 votes
4.0
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Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
01/20/2006 04:00 PM
Hat - Glad BIG is there to take half of the hits.
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4 votes
3.5
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Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
01/20/2006 04:03 PM
What makes you think I'm crying? None of this has upset me. Maybe pissed me off a little, but at the end of the day I know I've been through worse than this.
When you've had half your hair burnt off by bullies, been beaten up numerous times and had two fingers broken, then you can deal with a few insults from internet people. Nothing you say is going to get me down.
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1 votes
5.0
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Harvard Chick 16,937 8
01/20/2006 04:04 PM
Phuc- Feeding GAB'ers His
Crap Since 2001
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 04:04 PM
On your knees bitch.
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1 votes
4.0
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 04:05 PM
Erika - Marker Huffer
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3 votes
4.7
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Cmacker 5,303 10
01/20/2006 04:06 PM
Jade - Unemployed since "The Facts of Life."
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6 votes
4.8
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Phuc 237,919 21
01/20/2006 04:06 PM
Harvard Chick - Not far away enough from Boston that she hasn't drank a coke Al's peed in
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3 votes
4.0
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Phuc 237,919 21
01/20/2006 04:07 PM
---and begged for mo!
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4 votes
5.0
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TacoCrunch 61,976 36
01/20/2006 04:08 PM
When you've had half your hair burnt off by bullies
You must know some really interesting bullies. Either that or you suck to an extraordinary extent.
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0.0
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Harvard Chick 16,937 8
01/20/2006 04:09 PM
I'm overcome with the vapors.
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1 votes
4.0
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 04:11 PM
Erika - Take it to RIC
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4 votes
4.8
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Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
01/20/2006 04:14 PM
You must know some really interesting bullies. Either that or you suck to an extraordinary extent.
STFU, n00b.
The reason the bully burnt my hair? She didn't like the way it was styled that day.
So stop being a Frosttard and go die or something.
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1 votes
3.0
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 04:16 PM
Jade - When enough is enough
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6 votes
2.7
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TacoCrunch 61,976 36
01/20/2006 04:22 PM
I'm not actually a n00b, I just haven't been around in some time and forgot my old password.
You, however, started a thread on GAB asking people to make a nickname for you and expected friendly, nonabrasive responses. Now come up with a better comeback you Frost-ing twat.
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9 votes
4.8
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Phuc 237,919 21
01/20/2006 04:24 PM
I doubt she expected friendly, non-abrasive responses, you sub-Jilly, rottencrotched pig felcher.
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3 votes
4.3
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La Femme KChikita 128,316 98
01/20/2006 04:27 PM
Jade knows better than to expect friendly, nonabrasive responses to anything on GAB.
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5 votes
3.8
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Gorky T- not just FAG president, but also a client 41,132 13
01/20/2006 04:29 PM
douchejuice
twatwaffle
Coleridge scab
labial flake
colon crust
<action>offers a few terms for the flame fest that seems to be brewing</actioN>
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8 votes
4.4
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Cracker, I barely touched her! 68,758 11
01/20/2006 04:33 PM
Sub-Jilly! I didn't even know the scale went that low!
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0.0
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Harvard Chick 16,937 8
01/20/2006 04:34 PM
Jade-Good Luck With Your Taglines
BIG: Catch you later
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5 votes
5.0
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Phuc 237,919 21
01/20/2006 04:37 PM
Harvard Chick: Head of the Charles doesn't mean you have to blow every guy on crew.
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4 votes
3.5
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 04:39 PM
You're going to catch me later? I hope you mean that in a sexual manner, because if you don't, you might get a hernia.
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5 votes
3.6
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Fratberry 283,018 53
01/20/2006 04:44 PM
Jade - Virn in a fat suit
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11 votes
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Walter Sobchest 203,475 12
01/20/2006 04:48 PM
When you've had half your hair burnt off by bullies, been beaten up numerous times and had two fingers broken, then you can deal with a few insults from internet people. Nothing you say is going to get me down.
Definitely go for the downer fairy tagline. Definitely.
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/20/2006 07:02 PM
This is an example of flooding. Have fun with the whole being banned thing.
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
01/20/2006 07:22 PM
Jade - I got nothing
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4 votes
3.0
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Not Jilly 15,189 12
01/20/2006 07:36 PM
Jade - Not Jilly either
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Hilarious
4 votes
4.0
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
01/20/2006 07:42 PM
Jade - Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage
Huttese translation
Jade - Bugo Solo chung Wookiee! Soto lo cheva na locho!
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Side-splitting
3 votes
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Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
01/20/2006 07:44 PM
Yeah, and Spicey invited me over to play Star Wars Trivial Pursuit... that boy hasn't a clue who he's dealing with.
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1 votes
3.0
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Harvard Chick 16,937 8
01/20/2006 07:57 PM
oh good a translator
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Side-splitting
1 votes
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Snekcihc 286,539 61
01/30/2006 02:52 PM
Jade - will 5 click anyone who posts in her thread
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Side-splitting
1 votes
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Phuc 237,919 21
05/11/2006 01:07 PM
Jade: EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!!!!!!
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Side-splitting
1 votes
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Phuc 237,919 21
05/11/2006 01:20 PM
Jade: But I don't remember eating corn!
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3 votes
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Phuc 237,919 21
06/09/2006 06:57 AM
Jade: This thread loads faster on the new server.
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SAVIORA Throws Knives 4,599 8
06/09/2006 05:38 PM
Jade - Dalek Queen
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5 votes
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newwave 45,912 10
06/10/2006 05:50 PM
You are the Dalek Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen...
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Thud 68,497 19
06/10/2006 07:26 PM
Jade - Dare me, I just might
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SAVIORA, Lord of the Knives 4,599 8
06/10/2006 07:43 PM
Jade - She can dance...She can jive...
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2 votes
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Lila Drinks Pepsi 78,555 13
06/10/2006 08:02 PM
Cause her friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well - they're no friends of mine!
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
2.5
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Lila Drinks Pepsi 78,555 13
06/10/2006 08:03 PM
Oh sorry, I broke the pattern. We're still coming up with taglines Jade should use. How about:
Jade: still freaking out on Myspace about once a week and really scaring the Shakespeare out of Lila
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5 votes
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k4stmoon 1,143 11
06/11/2006 02:41 PM
Jade- Warning: Dangerous Curves
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4 votes
3.2
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k4stmoon 1,143 11
06/11/2006 02:41 PM
Jade- Cuz Fat Bottomed Girls Make the Rockin' World Go Round
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Side-splitting
1 votes
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k4stmoon 1,143 11
06/11/2006 02:42 PM
Jade- Sir Mix-A-Lot's Wet Dream
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4 votes
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AmazingBeauty 246 7
06/11/2006 02:49 PM
Jade...the other white meat
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The Pantless Wonder 360 7
06/11/2006 03:52 PM
Jade-Fatty Make A Funny
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Amusing
1 votes
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Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
06/11/2006 03:53 PM
ABbie,
I was gonna use that one, but I wasn't sure what it meant.
I still don't.
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4 votes
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AmazingBeauty 246 7
06/11/2006 10:41 PM
I don't know...she's not dark meat.
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3 votes
4.0
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Jade - Queen of MissChance 14,453 11
08/04/2006 11:20 AM
For BIG, seeing as how he loves this thread so much.
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5 votes
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/04/2006 11:24 AM
Yaaaaaaaaay!
<action>bursts into thread and runs around</action>
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Kürbis geht Esel voran 56,642 8
08/04/2006 11:26 AM
<action> busts a move</action>
chucka chucka
Yooou want it....Yooou got it...
Yoooooou want it....Baaaby you got it...
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3 votes
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Gorks on a Plane 41,132 13
08/04/2006 11:27 AM
<action>calls a taxi for the ride to Hell</action>Jade: I'm the Blubbernaught, bitch!
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.7
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Neophyte 9,956 11
08/04/2006 11:34 AM
I honestly don't give a Frost what anyone says. So go ahead, call me fat or a slut or a drunk. It's not going to affect me.
Jade-The fat slutty drunk
Am I doing this right?
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6 votes
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/04/2006 11:35 AM
Jade: Locked in my parents' basement for the summer, so I won't eat the neighborhood children.
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1 votes
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Kürbis geht Esel voran 56,642 8
08/04/2006 11:38 AM
Jade- I'm not green, I'm moldy
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5 votes
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/04/2006 11:39 AM
Jade- Buffet connoisseur
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7 votes
4.4
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/04/2006 11:40 AM
Jade- Eating away all of life's problems
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6 votes
3.0
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/04/2006 11:41 AM
Jade- The Sequel is not as much fun
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3 votes
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Mr Fook 4,016 9
08/04/2006 11:41 AM
Jade - The bandwagon of fat jokes '06
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7 votes
4.0
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/04/2006 11:42 AM
Jade- I'm the girl from the Mufftaur CapCon
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2 votes
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Neophyte 9,956 11
08/04/2006 05:30 PM
Jade-Hampster cage scented...but cute!
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2 votes
4.0
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Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
10/04/2006 02:52 PM
Bump. Because this was a funny thread. And because I said so. I'm still looking for a good tagline, people!
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6 votes
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hisboyelroy 10,621 13
10/04/2006 02:54 PM
jade - think for me
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4 votes
3.0
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Midgets 96,092 48
10/04/2006 02:54 PM
Jade-I just can't let it go
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5 votes
4.0
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Phuc 237,919 21
10/04/2006 03:01 PM
Jade - Taking one for the team.
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2 votes
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Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
10/04/2006 03:03 PM
I'm only doing it to bump that annoying thread off the board. If it means I have to be subjected to some mild teasing, who am I to complain?
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4 votes
4.5
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Phuc 237,919 21
10/04/2006 03:06 PM
Hey, Taco. Sorry for calling you a "sub-Jilly, rottencrotched pig felcher." I'll send you a mesh bag of lobsters as an apology.
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1 votes
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Tweak 18,881 12
10/04/2006 03:14 PM
Jade - At least I can spell better than Pumpkin
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5 votes
4.4
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Tweak 18,881 12
10/04/2006 03:26 PM
<action>assumes BIG's joke will work again.</action>Jade - At least I'm not Pram
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6 votes
4.3
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/04/2006 04:11 PM
Jade - I'm on GAB to find the love my parents never gave me
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.7
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shadesofgrey 5,445 7
10/04/2006 04:12 PM
Jade - Not just any old shiny green rock.
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3 votes
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Erika Le'Vaginae 76,152 9
10/04/2006 04:15 PM
Jade- I'm responsible for one of the funniest threads in recent GAB history.
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4 votes
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Bankey 70,843 10
10/04/2006 04:16 PM
Jade - Im not just big in Japan
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6 votes
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/04/2006 04:17 PM
Jade - Ollie, BIG, Ditdah, Phuc...ALL FAT GABBERS GET CLICKIES
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3 votes
4.0
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Bendy Straw 98,000 37
10/04/2006 04:19 PM
<action>thunders into thread.</action>Jade - Ollie, BIG, Ditdah, Phuc...ALL FAT GABBERS GET CLICKIES
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2 votes
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Mr Stabby 512 7
10/04/2006 04:28 PM
<action>Clicks Jade, Ollie, BIG, Ditdah & Phuc</action>
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2 votes
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Midgets 96,092 48
10/04/2006 04:32 PM
<action>decides "Frost the diet" and eats 3 hershey bars</action>
Jade-Yeah, I wouldn't Frost me either
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2 votes
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Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
10/04/2006 04:33 PM
You might not, but there's someone who definitely will.
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6 votes
4.3
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/04/2006 04:37 PM
I don't know if this has been said yet, but...
Jade - I have to get drunk to masturbate.
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Mel Gibson hates me 15,189 12
10/04/2006 05:29 PM
Jade - Wishes she was Trae
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mothcleaner 4,106 9
10/04/2006 05:31 PM
jade- i'm the fattest.... aww everyone already knows
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4 votes
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Fratberry 283,018 53
10/04/2006 05:33 PM
Jade - I have to use an extension pole to masturbate.
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2 votes
4.5
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mothcleaner 4,106 9
10/04/2006 05:41 PM
jade- i wear spandex, because cotton only stretches so far
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1 votes
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Thud, the sleigh has landed 68,497 19
12/13/2006 11:52 PM
Jade - because BIG can't find the thread himself
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1 votes
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
12/13/2006 11:54 PM
Jade - moving up the all-time funniest list because Leppy died
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Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
12/13/2006 11:55 PM
And I have this thread bookmarked.
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3 votes
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Nachos - It's always the quiet ones. 57,521 23
12/14/2006 12:15 PM
This thread is a prime example of why it's best to develop a schtick before you have a schtick thrust upon you.
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2 votes
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Jade - Queen Of Mistakes 14,453 11
07/16/2008 03:22 AM
<action> hauls thread off high shelf and dusts it off</action>
It's about time this thread made a comeback.
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1 votes
4.0
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KChikita - Same as in town 128,316 98
07/16/2008 08:33 AM
"Jade: The Ultimate Good Sport"
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"Jade: She Never Learns"
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2 votes
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Phuc 237,919 21
07/16/2008 08:43 AM
Jade: Eye of the tiger.
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1 votes
5.0
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Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/04/2010 07:08 PM
This was a pretty mean thread.
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Taco's in Tenpenny Tower! 61,976 36
08/04/2010 07:44 PM
This was a pretty mean awesome thread.
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1 votes
2.0
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Jeeni 47,787 51 doesn't read thread
08/04/2010 07:59 PM
This was a pretty mean awesome long thread.
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