OMG! I am sooooo funny!!!!!
A comedy conversation
by BobbyBooBooz4215327  225  7
01/21/2006 09:44 AM 218 views
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U R allz going to luv these!!!!
# Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
# Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the Frost down.
# Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
# The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
# Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
# Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
# If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
# Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
# When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
# The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
# Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Hilarious
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Hilarious
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BobbyBooBooz4215327 225  7
01/21/2006 09:45 AM
# Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
# There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
# Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
# In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
# Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
# Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
# Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
# A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
# Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
# Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
# Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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Funny
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Mr. Slinkys 9.75 Digits 28,185 10
01/21/2006 09:52 AM
Wow, thanks for those old jokes. They'll come in handy, IN 2005!!!!
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Side-splitting
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BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 09:53 AM
HA HAHAAA Mr. Slinkys 9.75 Digits!! they are sooooz funny!!
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Hilarious
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newwave 45,912 10
01/21/2006 10:15 AM
It's always funny when a regular decides to pose as an idiotic n00b, either to get attention or to piss people off.
(You may substitute "Frost-ing annoying" for "funny" in the above statement,)
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Side-splitting
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BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 10:26 AM
Mr. Slinkys 9.75 Digits i think newwave wants to fight u!! ;)
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Side-splitting
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Phla. Just Phla. 131,068 34
01/21/2006 10:41 AM
Can I substitute 'banned' for 'regular' too?
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Hilarious
3 votes
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BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 10:43 AM
u have a steak like me!! lol! we are sisterz!! :)
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Hilarious
2 votes
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John Wayne Isn't Dead; He's Frozen 18 7
01/21/2006 10:45 AM
I think that Booboo (or whatever the Frost your name is) should really get rid of his/her computer, in order to keep GAB a respectable place to be. You're an idiot. Your stories aren't funny. Stop trying.
Now.
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Side-splitting
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BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 10:48 AM
John Wayne Isn't Dead; He's Frozen u arent very nice!!
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Side-splitting
1 votes
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BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 10:49 AM
u arent funny either u have no smilie guyz!!!
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Evan Ruga 0 7
01/21/2006 05:07 PM
Not funny, no laughs here sorry
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Amusing
2 votes
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Kabuki Quantum Fighter 375 7
01/21/2006 05:30 PM
Maybe I signed up for the wrong website.
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Side-splitting
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Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
01/21/2006 05:32 PM
I doubt it. I'm not as well established here as some of these folks, so my opinion may matter less, but I'm pretty sure you could learn to like and be liked here.
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