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u guyz liek storyies?
A comedy conversation by BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 10:17 AM 209 views

ok soooz u guys r so funny this will make u laugf!



Me and jake (no hes not my BF we just hang out sometimez) were hangin out just doin nuttin and this pig walks up and is all like Hey you guy cant sit here itz lautering and you have to leave and jake is all whatever soos the pig (thatz a cop, lolz!!) startz yelling and im like Jake lets jsut go and we do. then jake is like I dare you to flash that pig ur boobs and im like eww perv! but it soundz funny so i say HEY PIG and when he turnz around i liftedup my shirt and flashed him!!!! OMG he wuz soooooo mad and we ran and got away and laufghed soo hard i bareley breathed!!!!



jake is sooo funny hes even funnierthan me!!! if thats possible, lol!! j/k :) ill tell him about this sight u guyz will luv him too!!!

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u guyz liek storyies?

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Side-splitting 4 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394655
Barefoot Chance ALOG member 171,275 14
01/21/2006 10:25 AM

You reminded me, I have to poop.

 

Hilarious 21 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394657
newwave 45,912 10
01/21/2006 10:27 AM

I just went. Unfortunately, before I could fluShakespeare escaped the bowl and created a GAB account.



I'm so sorry.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394658
BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 10:29 AM

lol!! my mom says that girlz dont talk about poop LOL! she says guyz dont want to know we do that too and we dont fart!! she is soo funny thats my mom!! :)

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394659
BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 10:31 AM

lol newwave u gyz are all funny but you are the best!!! how r u so funny? im funny too but not like u guyz!!

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394660
BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 10:33 AM

why dose u guys have so many smilie guyz and i dont have any??? >:(

 

Side-splitting 6 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394662
Max Planck is not an impressive man 18,881 12
01/21/2006 10:34 AM

Would you believe, I may have actually laugfed at that story. However, I didn't laugh at all.



I think I speak for all of us here when I say, "That story wouldn't have been funny even if one or two words of it had correct spelling."



Now go sell your computer and use the money to buy a puppy. At least that way, when you rape the Shakespeare out of it, nobody else has to suffer.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394663
Barefoot Chance ALOG member 171,275 14
01/21/2006 10:36 AM

OH BURN!



 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394664
Max Planck is not an impressive man 18,881 12
01/21/2006 10:37 AM

Remember when Sausage Boy first started, and somebody said he had a lot of potential, and could fit in if we gave him a chance?

I don't think anyone is going to be saying that this time.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394665
BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 10:38 AM

Max Planck is not an impressive man i already have a puppy and i would nvr do anythign sick to him like u!

 

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Barefoot Chance ALOG member 171,275 14
01/21/2006 10:40 AM

I think hes uber impressive! I am loving me some Max.

 

Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394667
BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 10:40 AM

wot is ALOG?

 

Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394669
Max Planck doesn't like you 18,881 12
01/21/2006 10:42 AM

Cheers Chance, it's about time I impressed someone around here.



In response to the 'tard telling me that I'm the one who rapes puppies, I say this: "OH BURN!"

 

Chuckleworthy 4 votes 2.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394670
Barefoot Chance ALOG member 171,275 14
01/21/2006 10:43 AM

wood.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394677
BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 10:52 AM

Great White u can tell me is it a secret club or sumthin? I WANT TO JOIN!!!

 

Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394678
Barefoot Chance ALOG member 171,275 14
01/21/2006 10:54 AM

Its a secret club for those who can spell an entire sentence correctly. I have no clue how I got in.

 

Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394679
Barefoot Chance ALOG member 171,275 14
01/21/2006 10:56 AM

A Literacy Occult Gabbing. Yep, thats us.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394680
BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 10:58 AM

soundz kinda nerdy lol

 

Side-splitting 3 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394681
Max Planck doesn't like you 18,881 12
01/21/2006 10:59 AM

I have no clue how I got in.



One word: Boobs.



Anyway, I should toddle off to bed as I start work in a few hours.

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394682
Barefoot Chance ALOG member 171,275 14
01/21/2006 11:01 AM

Max, call me! Ill be here all day waiting for your return! Dont forget "us"!

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394683
Max Planck doesn't like you 18,881 12
01/21/2006 11:04 AM

Don't you worry, I'll be back eventually. In the meantime, put in a good word for me with everyone else, otherwise they won't believe that I actually said something clever.







It's so nice to be appreciated!

 

Side-splitting 4 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394684
Barefoot Chance ALOG member 171,275 14
01/21/2006 11:06 AM

Who are you and why are you addressing me?

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394685
My name is Cain, and I am now unable 173,958 15
01/21/2006 11:06 AM

I spent most of my life thinking I was smarter than the average person. After being on GAB for a couple years, I know I was wrong. My intelligence is actually pretty average. It just seems I'm smarter because the world is full of idiots.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394687
Barefoot Chance ALOG member 171,275 14
01/21/2006 11:15 AM

Bo0b Intermission.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394688
BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 11:22 AM

OMG wot happened to ur boobs???

 

Hilarious 12 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394689
My name is Cain, and I am now unable 173,958 15
01/21/2006 11:23 AM

Sneaky little HOBses. They wants the orbs. Don't they precious? We hates them! Wicked, tricksy, false!

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394691
Barefoot Chance ALOG member 171,275 14
01/21/2006 11:25 AM

I just use them to host my breasticles. What happened to my boobs? You try breastfeeding a 29 year old man.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394692
BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 11:25 AM

My name is Cain, and I am now unable lol its HOBBITTS even I know that!! lol j/k :)

 

Side-splitting 5 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394693
Barefoot Chance ALOG member 171,275 14
01/21/2006 11:26 AM

Oh honey no.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394694
BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 11:27 AM

Barefoot Chance ALOG member lol!!! i wish i could get a 20 year old guy older guyz are hott!!!

 

Hilarious 12 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394695
Nachos - Sauntering along the Logan trail 57,521 23
01/21/2006 11:29 AM

I'm calling Fat Daughter on this one.



In fact I'm calling a daughter so fat she may have actually eaten the original Fat Daughter.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394696
My name is Cain, and I am now unable 173,958 15
01/21/2006 11:29 AM

Wow, thanks, BObby! I think it's really nice that you pointed out my mistake. Now I won't make the same mistake again. I sure would have to be ashamed of myself even more than I already am. I can tell you're the kind of person who is a really good friend!

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394697
Barefoot Chance ALOG member 171,275 14
01/21/2006 11:29 AM

I am almost 30. Id have no use for your 20 year old child.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394698
BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 11:29 AM

im not fat! jerk! >:?

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394699
BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 11:30 AM

My name is Cain, and I am now unable no problem!! allz cool! :)

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394702
BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 11:35 AM

my name nli or hould i call u JK? lol we are all goofy here!!! :)

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394703
Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
01/21/2006 11:36 AM

im not fat! jerk! >:?



That's the funniest thing you've said yet. Too bad you didn't get the joke.





Unless it is Fat Daughter. In which case, you do, but you're pretending not to. So many levels of deception.

 

Side-splitting 6 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394704
Nachos - Sauntering along the Logan trail 57,521 23
01/21/2006 11:36 AM

Bobby, we have two options here:



1. You actually know the Fat Daughter reference, seeing as you spend your entire life here just like the rest of us. This is the most likely option.



2. You never heard the reference in context before. In that case you should know that I'm not actually calling you a fat daughter. I am however, calling you a barely literate 12-year old.



In which case, how you doin'?

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394705
BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 11:37 AM

im confussed

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394707
BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 11:39 AM

Nachos - Sauntering along the Logan trail i dont know wot u are talking about sorry



i am a lot older than 12!! lol!!! how could i have flashed a cop my boobs if i was 12 lol i wouldnt hav anyz!! :)

 

Side-splitting 6 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394708
Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
01/21/2006 11:40 AM

I don't think any of us got that far in the story before our eyes started bleeding.

 

Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394710
BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 11:41 AM

i know! we laughed (yay!) so hard we were crying too!!!

 

Side-splitting 4 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394711
Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
01/21/2006 11:42 AM

Did I mention laughter? If I did, I'm sorry. I definitely was not laughing.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394713
BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 11:44 AM

srry we though it was funny atm



i have some other funny things that happened to me too!! :)

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394714
BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 11:45 AM

brb

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394715
BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 11:52 AM

ok im back!

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394716
BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 11:57 AM

where are u guyz?

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394720
BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 12:08 PM

who are u? why dont u have a pic next to ur name?

 

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I'm a Monkey 5 7
01/21/2006 12:40 PM

Wow, that was the dumbest thing I have read in all my lurking here. It was all liek LOL, OMG, ROFLMA, etc... of course, no one actually was, an no one was saying anything to that note besides you. Here is an idea if you are such a, dare I say slut, why don't you go to a nice chatroom and try to have a relationship with some pervert and flash your boobs at them, because I for one, don't care.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394725
BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 12:43 PM

lol! u r just a looser at least i have friends here!! >:*

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394733
My name is Cain, and I am now unable 173,958 15
01/21/2006 01:05 PM

Thatz right!!1 I'm Bobbyz friend, because he pointed out that I should have said "HOBBITTS" and not "HOBses". Hez got my back lol

Hez crizazy, yo.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394734
Nachos - Sauntering along the Logan trail 57,521 23
01/21/2006 01:08 PM

Monkey, you forgot to finish you post off with 'email in profile'.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394736
BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 01:18 PM

Cain u r so cool! lol i gotz ur back! ;)

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394737
BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 01:19 PM

a/s/l?

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394758
I'm a Monkey 5 7
01/21/2006 02:06 PM

Thank you Nachos, I am so sorry, must have been an oversight...will remedy the problem approximately never

 

Hilarious 10 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394795
Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
01/21/2006 03:16 PM

BobbyBooBooz4215327

Click to Rate

1/21/2006 10:17 am[sQM55wGQ4N3nVaKh4z8kdQ]





Blue Boobie nli

3/17/2005 10:21 pm[sQM55wGQ4N3nVaKh4z8kdQ]





Are you truly so bored that you feel the need to start a bunch of Shakespeare here? And email me a bunch of times about the album?

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394796
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/21/2006 03:17 PM

I love Roofie for more than the boobs pics.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394798
Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
01/21/2006 03:18 PM

Roofie is on the case!

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394806
BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 03:21 PM

Damn Roofie, you are good. How did you know it was me?

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394809
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/21/2006 03:24 PM

You see how she showed your IPs?



That's a bit of a give away, assclown.

 

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BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 03:24 PM

No Shakespeare big, but I haven't posted here in - Frost I don't know how long...

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394812
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/21/2006 03:26 PM

Since you skipped out on the icon auction?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394819
BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 03:29 PM

Biggie please, that was old news long before I left...and it wasn't even news then.



I seem to remember you being funnier...

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394820
BobbyBooBooz4215327 225 7
01/21/2006 03:30 PM

<action>wipes a single tear from his eye...</action>Man I've missed you guys!

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394822
Filly 39,193 20
01/21/2006 03:34 PM

My question is, how could you possibly bring yourself to type like that? Um, pain?

 

0 0
01/21/2006 03:34 PM

wipes a single tear from his eye...



Like U Care!

 

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Blue-Footed 'Back In Action' Boobie 21,744 10
01/21/2006 03:36 PM

Filly, it tore me apart inside. It really did...



You should have seen the emails I sent to Roofie.

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394832
Filly 39,193 20
01/21/2006 03:50 PM

I don't think I could survive the carnage. Are you really that bored?

 

Side-splitting 3 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394834
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
01/21/2006 03:52 PM

I thought you liked getting torn up inside.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394842
Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
01/21/2006 03:58 PM

That's just terrible. I mean, a guy pretending to be a girl?

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394846
Queen_Ilikimikimaka 440 8
01/21/2006 04:00 PM

Who the Frost kept giving that give 5 orbs? You whores.

 

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Queen_Ilikimikimaka 440 8
01/21/2006 04:00 PM

Giving that GUY.. Mother of God...

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394854
Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
01/21/2006 04:04 PM

Who the Frost kept giving that give 5 orbs? You whores.





You're just jealous cause you weren't here earlier to get some.

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394859
Queen_Ilikimikimaka 440 8
01/21/2006 04:04 PM

Of course I am! Why else would I complain?

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394861
Blue-Footed 'Back In Action' Boobie 21,744 10
01/21/2006 04:05 PM

Are you really that bored?



Yes.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394959
Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
01/21/2006 05:24 PM

Dude, I am a SUPER SLEUTH! Actually the one place I found you was a suggestion by BIG so he gets half the credit. It seams nearly everyone has history in one of just a handful of places.



P.S. You suck. That was horrible.

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1394998
Rodentberry 0 0
01/21/2006 06:16 PM

Go to this website to see some hot anim-



Oh. It's already been today? Alright, I'll come back some other time.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1395000
Alex the seal 86,705 14
01/21/2006 06:21 PM

I need to do number twos. Anyone mind if I use this thread to wipe my arse?

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1395021
Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
01/21/2006 07:34 PM

I read the first 3 words in the first post; I then had the urge to shoot the poster. As I tried to continue to read said post, I thought it would be easier to shoot myseBAM!

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1395069
Blue-Footed 'Back In Action' Boobie 21,744 10
01/21/2006 10:22 PM

See, something good did come of this...

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1395071
Blue-Footed 'Back In Action' Boobie 21,744 10
01/21/2006 10:23 PM

...or do we like SR now? I've been gone a while...