The Pantless Wonder 360 7
01/22/2006 04:59 PM

"Cool Moments"? That would probably be when I got stranded on the side of a mountain, got frostbite in eight fingers and had to eat my best friend for survival.

The Pantless Wonder 360 7
01/22/2006 04:59 PM

Worst forty five minutes of my life.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
01/22/2006 05:01 PM

Dude... that's not cool.

The Pantless Wonder 360 7
01/22/2006 05:07 PM

Well neither is David Bowie, but do you here me complaining?

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
01/22/2006 05:08 PM

Best. First 3 posts. Evar.

Gorky Thatcher- Outlaw Poet 41,132 13
01/22/2006 05:09 PM

This one time, I rolled like 5 natural 20's in a row and my dwarf defeated a monster that was just there for show and the DM was like, "Dude!" and the other people in the group were like, "Dude!" and I was like, "Duuuuude!"



Way cool.

The Pantless Wonder 360 7
01/22/2006 05:10 PM

I really appreciate that, Erika. I want you to know that if we ever got stranded on a mountain together, I wouldn't eat you.

The Pantless Wonder 360 7
01/22/2006 05:10 PM

Until it got past three hours, and then it's every man for himself.

Chance 171,275 14
01/22/2006 05:10 PM

This is where you pass the peace pipe, so he wont have to smoke your ass again!

The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
01/22/2006 05:11 PM

If you won't eat a girl, she won't stick around long.

Senior Destructor: Senior Destructor 60,724 12
01/22/2006 05:11 PM

Dude, I'd totally eat Erika.



I wouldn't even have to be on a mountain.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
01/22/2006 05:12 PM

Meh, I wouldn't blame you. I'm kinda scrawny and I'd probably taste like tofu though, so at least I'd have the satisfaction of knowing you wouldn't enjoy your last meal.

Lila - Gettin' Hitched This Spring 78,555 13
01/22/2006 05:15 PM

I was traveling in a fried-out combie on a hippie trail, head full of zombie.

I met a strange lady, she made me nervous, she took me in and gave me breakfast.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
01/22/2006 05:17 PM

Three biggest lies in the world:

1. The check's in the mail - Creditor



2. Some of best friends are Indians - Custer



3. You won't enjoy eating me - Erika

Phla. Just Phla. 131,068 34
01/22/2006 05:38 PM

Whose best friends? WHOSE best friends? OH the suspense!

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
01/22/2006 05:48 PM

Being Native American makes me 100 times cooler then all of you, because everyone talks about their Native American ancestors. Like "My Grandmother was full-blooded Cherokee." How often do you hear people say, My Grandmother was full-blooded English? Or Irish? Or German?



And when I have Grandkids that look white they can say. "My Grandfather was Half Kiowa." and I'll still be cool.

Phuc 237,919 21
01/22/2006 05:50 PM

Erika's pre-marinated, I bet she'd make a great entree.

Crestfallen Snork 45,655 12
01/22/2006 07:00 PM

It's minus Frost-ing 30 outside and it's been that way for a whole Frost-ing week.



Beyond cool.



Cold.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
01/22/2006 07:04 PM

Yeah, Houston has made it thru the winter. That was a rough night let me tell you. It almost froze. I had to bring my plants in.

Kabuki Quantum Fighter 375 7
01/22/2006 07:08 PM

The coolest moment I ever had was when I was drinking some Kool-Aid while smoking a Kool mentholated cigarette, watching Cool Runnings, and the movie ended. That was great times, I tell you.

Humphrey 51,764 12
01/22/2006 07:17 PM

And she said,



"Do you come from a land down under?

Where women glow and men plunder?

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

You better run, you better take cover."

Lila - Gettin' Hitched This Spring 78,555 13
01/22/2006 08:08 PM

Hey, Humphrey, you weren't there. That was MY really cool moment. I resent you and I bid you good day, sir.

Lila - Gettin' Hitched This Spring 78,555 13
01/22/2006 09:11 PM

I SAID GOOD DAY!

The Almighty 8,691 9
01/22/2006 09:21 PM

Cool Moment?

When I jumped the shark.

Fartpuppy - Still turning girls into lesbians 5,142 13
01/22/2006 09:27 PM

I said that good day to you sir to a girl the other night.



I got beat up by her and It wasn't as enjoyable as I thought it would be.

Jasco is horribly disfigured for your enjoyment 1,370 9
01/22/2006 09:32 PM

In the context of SR's post, several times I have found myself humming a song, only to turn on the radio and find it playing.



This is probably due to my psychotic psychic ability.