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I just learned a new derogatory expression!
A comedy conversation by The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 130,286 14
01/26/2006 08:55 PM 337 views

Just five minutes ago, the guy sitting in the cubicle next to me made a phone call and greeted the person he was calling with the following phrase:

- "Hey, how's my favorite fudge packer?"



Stunned, I stuck my head above the cubicle wall and looked at him with an interrogative look. Picture a groundhog sticking its head out after hearing an unusual sound. That was me right there.



At the end of his conversation, the guy stood up and asked:

- "You're French, how do you know this expression?"

- "Uhh. I just do", I replied.



Then he proceeded to tell me that when he was working in Australia, another phrase for fag was "Vegemite driller".



Should I invite him to GAB?

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10 Comments (Funniest: Gorky Thatcher- Secret Santa Deadbeat,HRH BobJohnson,The Big Easy Chocolate Cream Cheese Cresent CTCF)


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Declan McManus-They say that bears have affairs 115,728 11
01/26/2006 09:01 PM

Only if you do it indirectly, ma cher monsieur le post.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1399150
Gorky Thatcher- Secret Santa Deadbeat 41,022 10
01/26/2006 09:56 PM

WhenI was 12, I called my dad a fudge packer. He asked if I knew what it meant.



I said, "Yup- butt Frost-ing!"



He nearly pissed himself with laughter.

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1399203
Piemaster - Just another fact of life... 10,666 9
01/26/2006 10:50 PM

Dinnermasher!

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1399204
Walter's Penis 44,804 7
01/26/2006 10:52 PM

I like fudge.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1399208
Gorky Thatcher- Secret Santa Deadbeat 41,022 10
01/26/2006 10:54 PM

Clearly. No one can be that fat without the help of a fudge eating penis.

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1399213
Gorky Thatcher- Secret Santa Deadbeat 41,022 10
01/26/2006 11:00 PM

Incidentally, my dick goes for the fudge with nuts.

 

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HRH BobJohnson 165,461 10
01/26/2006 11:38 PM

I call homosexuals "Chickens."



It might take a few years, but, when it finally catches on and spreads from city to city, GAB will be more fun.

 

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HRH BobJohnson 165,461 10
01/26/2006 11:41 PM

No?



I considered doing the joke with "Seth Macy."

 

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Noe_Ki_Bannedit 76,342 8
01/26/2006 11:42 PM

Me too Bob,



Although the title only applies to a specific homosexual.

 

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The Big Easy Chocolate Cream Cheese Cresent CTCF 64,454 13
01/26/2006 11:44 PM

Is he cute?