Yorkie Thompson 60,724 12
01/30/2006 12:29 PM

Hey! A few more useless bricks of text from you, and I can build a house!

Oliver H. Chest 203,475 12
01/30/2006 12:31 PM

Hahhahahha this thread is about gays.

McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
01/30/2006 12:31 PM

Well said, SD. Now let's go have some anal sex.

McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
01/30/2006 12:31 PM

Love that simulpost, Ollie. Just for that, you can join in.

Ditdah 123,110 14
01/30/2006 12:32 PM

Dude, if you type in ZUG chat even half as annyoing as you do on here, you should be kicked out.



You should probably be kicked in the head as well.

Dangeo 2,691 13
01/30/2006 12:56 PM

Ok... since everybody is so obsessed with the kicking and banning and stuff.



I'll answer the question.



Because of the zeal of the religious overlords known as the Roman Catholic church, there is very little left in the way of "pagan GOD" religions. And the catholics have done a fine job of stamping out any other religious practices.



But I point out that there ARE other religions available, AND other GODS to worship.



Buddah is a good one. (don't know if he's really a God)... but people do worship his teachings.



You have choices... but the catholics own the world and you will burn in hell if you do not worship who they say is God.

Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter 76,152 9
01/30/2006 12:58 PM

Buddah is not a god.

rock hound 156 7
01/30/2006 01:02 PM

Yes Danego, there are choices, but there is no Jadeism...at least that I'm aware of. (by the way, I'm not catholic either)

Dangeo 2,691 13
01/30/2006 01:05 PM

Jade isn't a GOD?



* faints *

rock hound 156 7
01/30/2006 01:10 PM

sorry to break it to you man...but do you think she can walk on water??? or turn water into wine?



not so much

HRH BobJohnson 178,045 22
01/30/2006 01:11 PM

I think we're all familiar with the saying, "There's no God but Bob."

Dangeo 2,691 13
01/30/2006 01:13 PM

This is an interesting GOOGLE on Buddhism...



LINK

S. Kake 55,555 14
01/30/2006 01:14 PM

There is only one god, and he lives in reading, PA.

Dangeo 2,691 13
01/30/2006 01:15 PM

sorry to break it to you man...but do you think she can walk on water??? or turn water into wine?



Well then she TOTALLY lied to me!



And I'm not happy about that I can tell you!

rock hound 156 7
01/30/2006 01:39 PM

At least there's historical evidence to back the man from Galilee

Piemaster - Just another fact of life... 12,538 15
01/30/2006 01:45 PM

Dear Rockhound,



It has come to my attention that you suck. I don't mean in the good way that you would associate with typing "deep throat" in Kazaa. No, this would be the you suck that you would associate with country music, the French, and maybe Trixxie.



In the future, try to be funny. Otherwise, log onto the million or so not funny message boards. For example, here's a yarn messageboard, a message board for meeting gay men, and you can also see a picture of three senoir citizens having an all male orgy. The options are endless!



Seriously though, try it, go to google.com (notice the handy link) and find another message board. If you can't find one that fits your niche, try typing "assisted suicide" exactly as shown (with quotes).



In closing, have a nice day, and don't let the door hit ya, where the good Lord BobJohnson split ya.



Toodles,

-Piemaster

rock hound 156 7
01/30/2006 01:47 PM

I'll believe it when I see it, but for the mean time there is no reigning ZUG deity.





Besides shouldn't any GOD that is worshiped be some kind of a perfect image?? not necessarrily beautiful, but at least phyiscally fit, is that too much to ask?

Ditdah 123,110 14
01/30/2006 01:51 PM

Ok, rock, seriously - what are you pissed about? That Jade kicked you out of Chat? If so, you were probably being annoying. Go back in and be nicer. Or stay out if you don't like it in there. It's a chat room for Christ's sake - it's not the end of the world.



And if you don't like people acting like they own the world, you need to run away from GAB as fast as you can. Because we're all perfect and wonderful and better than you.

rock hound 156 7
01/30/2006 01:54 PM

Perfection, wow.





I'M NOT WORTHY!!!

I'M NOT WORTHY!!!

I'M NOT WORTHY!!!

Piemaster - Just another fact of life... 12,538 15
01/30/2006 02:06 PM

No,



YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!!!

YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!!!

YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!!!

Briham is looking for his shadow 38,843 10
01/30/2006 02:53 PM

So you don't like plump people, huh? Well I'm 250 lbs, and I don't like people who don't like me.



*Extends a pseudopod of fat towards Rockhound and devours him like an amoeba*

Yorkie Thompson 60,724 12
01/30/2006 03:58 PM

What? I wouldn't really consider BIG our god.

McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
01/30/2006 04:02 PM

I've always seen BIG as the Cerberos of GAB.

Phuc 237,919 21
01/30/2006 04:02 PM

No, but apparently some blowhards do.

Yorkie Thompson 60,724 12
01/30/2006 04:03 PM

(If so desired, the word "BIG" in my last post can be replaced with any of the following:





-Pokey Little Puppy

-mdviau

-queen michelle

-Suhypa plain and tall

-Spicey McHaggis

-BoInG bOiNg

-Niles

-HRH BobJohnson

-trojandoll

-Jade - Queen of Mistakes

-Diana Matronic

-Oliver H. Chest

-Kittuns Mittuns

-CG-Version 2.0.06

-Erika - Chuck Norris's abandoned daughter

-HighSoci

-S. Kake

-Scorpion wants his name back

-k4stmoon

-FDIC, ALOG Cofounder

-Mrs.JM

-Briham is looking for his shadow

-Brian Fellow

-Bubbs

-TorchAteTeen

-Professor Nutbutter

-dinesh

-hobbez

-TheFoye

-Crazyballs

-Snekcihc

-Bankey

-Piemaster - Just another fact of life...

-Der Lffel

-Aussie Sarah

-Mr. Slinkys 9.75 Digits

-TheWorks

-Phuc

-Panda: the other black & white meat

-Havarti-Parvenu

-REAPER In a fair Traed

-Dangeo

-The Mailman is going postal

-Know_Keyban_dit

-Oboe Master

-Zolton, Ribbed for Her Pleasure

-Chit Eating Grin

-La Petite Mort de TableTopJane

-Poppy Flowers

-The vomiting toad

-Darrin

-nermal-the world's cutest fabulounik

-Fratberry

-Ditdah

-Nice Guy Eddy

-McPants with the daylight in his eyes

-Fluorescent Sombrero

-Roofie Raccoon

-Prof.Fantabulous

-Scorpion

-PrincessBritt

-and the wicked funny Yorkie Thompson

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
01/30/2006 04:04 PM

I love invisible man debates.

Yorkie Thompson 60,724 12
01/30/2006 04:04 PM

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