Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
02/02/2006 01:19 AM

Uhm wait, I'm new here and not sure how it goes but I'll give it the old college try.





STFU n00b!

Big headed child 282 9
02/02/2006 01:23 AM

my point exactly. ^^

His Name is Robert Paulson 310 7
02/02/2006 01:26 AM

child, don't sweat it. I'm new too. With the energy you put into that post, I'm sure you could have instead come up with some pretty Frost-ing funny stuff. Patience dude; don't be discouraged. These folks are pretty accepting. Some of them have Chuck Norris complexes, but not that many.

BoInG bOiNg 230 7
02/02/2006 01:29 AM

Well now I feel left out !!



I only came here a few days ago and no one has told me to shut the Frost up n00b yet !!

ranmaniac 8 7
02/02/2006 01:29 AM

I am only 40. Must I now leave this place?

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
02/02/2006 01:30 AM

Like me dude, the only hazing I've gone through as been about three or four people kicking me down stairs. These internet evil demons are actually accepting if you come to atleast try to be funny, now quit whining and push me down some stairs or something.

rorrimninam 49 7
02/02/2006 01:31 AM

heh wait a minute.... did you say STFU noob to big head or me? If you said it to me...WTFDIS? and if you said it to him.....oh...N/M.I know I'm a noob but wow...sit down have a beer or twelve and chilll.....

Nerd in a Panzer. 27,000 12
02/02/2006 01:31 AM

Yeah most of them are all Emersons trying to make their own elite club because they were made fun of in High School.



It's really not worth all the effort so random faggots can click your internet smiley so those faceless rejects can then judge you on the number of clicks you have.







By the way your Mom called, it actually was AIDS. My fault.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
02/02/2006 01:34 AM

Rorriwhateva,



My last post was for the original poster.



Mr. Slinky









GAB,



Look at all us newbies running wild in the middle of the night.





Mr. Slinky

Nerd in a Panzer. 27,000 12
02/02/2006 01:35 AM

Right, now I remember why I stopped trolling hardcore.

Robin® 14,626 10
02/02/2006 01:37 AM

Bite the wax tadpole.





That is all.

rorrimninam 49 7
02/02/2006 01:37 AM

I almost forgot!!! boing STFU noob...and please don't feel left out.

His Name is Robert Paulson 310 7
02/02/2006 01:37 AM

Nerd....that made me laugh out loud. Thanks. Hardcore is overrated.

BoInG bOiNg 230 7
02/02/2006 01:39 AM

Thanks :D

Fartpuppy - Now with Redrum. 5,142 13
02/02/2006 01:39 AM

I think shock treatment is a must with these people.

Fartpuppy - Now with Redrum. 5,142 13
02/02/2006 01:40 AM

And abortions can be a great thing.

Oliver H. Chest 203,475 12
02/02/2006 01:41 AM

Hey Nerd! You're a Ogden Nash!

Nerd in a Panzer. 27,000 12
02/02/2006 01:42 AM

Nice can you fairy Frost. Anyway, I would suggest to all of you this:



If you are ugly go get a hooker and Frost her until her ovaries fly out her eyes...twice.



If you are attractive (like myself) just stay in one place and wait for the hot women to come to you and have mad wild sex in twos or threes or fifties.





And don't wear protection, protection is for Catholics. AND YOU DON'T WANNA BE A CATHOLIC DO YOU?? BOY TOUCHER!!!!!!

His Name is Robert Paulson 310 7
02/02/2006 01:42 AM

Sorry if this smacks of a condradition of other posts of mine, but Fartpuppy, how in god's name have you given over 5000 hilarious ratings and received so few?

Nerd in a Panzer. 27,000 12
02/02/2006 01:43 AM

Hey Nerd! You're a Ogden Nash!







ohmygod you = reported.



Jeff is so gonna ban you.

Fartpuppy - Now with Redrum. 5,142 13
02/02/2006 01:44 AM

That would be because i'm not funny.

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
02/02/2006 01:56 AM

I've posted this before, but it fits so well here I'll do it again.





If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, Frost-ing beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian Shakespeare. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on Ogden Nashes, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?



-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Full Metal Jacket

Shawn Roy 302 8
02/02/2006 05:20 AM

This is the only place where you can type the word "poo" and people will laugh at it every time.

Senior Destructor: Running out of taglines! 60,724 12
02/02/2006 05:29 AM

I remember this kid.



He wasn't very funny, and had trouble giving up his emotiocons.

lupience- Anatomically questionable 26,981 11
02/02/2006 05:59 AM

Is this thread about sex?

Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
02/02/2006 06:23 AM

This is the only place where you can type the word "poo" and people will laugh at it every time.







Your delivery sucked.

Shawn Roy 302 8
02/02/2006 06:45 AM

It's also the place where some Emerson thinks you're trying to be funny by telling the truth.

Trae - Reapaired 156,790 17
02/02/2006 07:44 AM

<action> waves frantically </action?





Hi Nerd! Hi! Welcome back! Hi Nerd!!

Trae - Reapaired 156,790 17
02/02/2006 07:45 AM

<action> notices Frosted up action tag </action>





I know, I know... STFU n00b.

REAPER In a fair Traed 12,363 11
02/02/2006 07:54 AM

"Wow. you guys are ridiculously sad"





If you only knew about the server.



Thanks for bringing it up.



Or in your case down.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
02/02/2006 08:17 AM

<action>ahems</action>rorrimninam [to BoInG bOiNg]: I almost forgot!!! boing STFU noob





STFU, noobs.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/02/2006 08:55 AM

Yer alla buncha n00bs!!!!











































































Welcome!

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/02/2006 09:13 AM

Not everyone is hazed. I wasn't when I joined. Of course, I didn't act like a complete ass when I joined. I didn't start that until I had been here a few months.

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/02/2006 09:14 AM

You say that you want to have new people join



And I've never said that. The only person I've heard say that is John, but we don't give a Shakespeare what he says.



Whatevah! We do what we want!

Piquantrax - Cran World Champ 8,691 9
02/02/2006 09:15 AM

Question for the noobs, do any of you know who JK2K is, if you don't please just leave. Because unless you have teh knowledge, history will repeat itself.

Chance 171,275 14
02/02/2006 09:26 AM

I am a 29 year old loser! Get it right BITCH!

Chickens is not taking this ageing thing well 286,539 61
02/02/2006 10:05 AM

Rules you should know about Gab:



1. If you're funny, all hazing and rules are pointless.

2. You've not been funny yet.

3. Prepare to be violated.

Shawn Roy 302 8
02/02/2006 10:07 AM

Is it just me or is Phuc not funny?

Chickens is not taking this ageing thing well 286,539 61
02/02/2006 10:09 AM

Shhhhhhh. Somethings are better left unsaid.

Shawn Roy 302 8
02/02/2006 10:14 AM

If his humour matched his ego. He'd be the funniest guy ever.

Chance 171,275 14
02/02/2006 10:15 AM

Phuc you Shawn Roy! Phucs nose hair could type funnier Shakespeare than you.

Ditdah 123,110 14
02/02/2006 10:21 AM

I think Phus is very funny

















lookin.

Chickens is not taking this ageing thing well 286,539 61
02/02/2006 10:22 AM

<action> slowly slides away from Shawn Roy, then points </action>



THERE HE IS! HE'S THE ONE!

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
02/02/2006 10:27 AM

Vlad has been posting to this board almost longer than anyone, and people still hate Vlad. LOTS of people. Don't think that will change :)



More than that, it's funny that you were willing to rant about it since obviously you do care what these elitist Emersons think. Otherwise you wouldn't have bothered. The one bit of advice that Vlad can give you is that they're like sharks. They'll bait you, and try to get you to play in their games, and if you react, they'll tear you apart. The easiest way to avoid it is to ignore it.

Shawn Roy 302 8
02/02/2006 10:27 AM

Don't leave me now!

Crackeroneous 68,758 11
02/02/2006 10:29 AM

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina!

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
02/02/2006 10:48 AM

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina!



ARE YOU ASKING ME FOR A CHALLAAAAAAAAAAANGE???

Millie 116,988 28
02/02/2006 10:57 AM

I am a bit sad, Big-Head. Thank you for noticing.

Dangeo 2,691 13
02/02/2006 11:02 AM

Dern noobs coming out of the woodwork again.



*grabs shotgun*



Hey Phuc, where'd I put them shotgun shells?

rock hound 156 7
02/02/2006 11:07 AM

whatevah i do what i want

Chickens is not taking this ageing thing well 286,539 61
02/02/2006 11:08 AM

Vlad used the word "me". Chickens thinks Vlad is slipping.

Piquantrax - Cran World Champ 8,691 9
02/02/2006 11:12 AM

Teh funny has skipped a generation.

Pubah 56,805 18
02/02/2006 01:07 PM

If we suck so



Why did you come back?

Swicide Wanger Wealwie Wikes Wicked Wedgie Woman 27,937 12
02/02/2006 01:11 PM

To see boobie pics duh, why else does anyone stick around here.

Pubah 56,805 18
02/02/2006 01:13 PM

Maybe cause his big Water Head ass can't do anything else from his mothers basement.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/02/2006 02:36 PM

I don't need to be funny. Everyone loves me unconditionally because I've been here the longest.



Also, not only does everyone 5orb every one of my posts because they love me, but when I post, a script automatically 5orbs me. It's payment for drawing the pictures.



Also, I'm so well-loved that everyone defends me when I'm attacked. I'm very sensitive, so I appreciate this very much, even though I can give nothing in return but my gratitude.



Lastly, because of my special status, everything I say has more importance and influence than anyone else.

Pubah 56,805 18
02/02/2006 02:41 PM

<action>Hands Phuc a bowlfull of himself</action>

Phuc 237,919 21
02/02/2006 02:43 PM

Mmmmmmm... meeeeeeeeeeeee...

Phuc 237,919 21
02/02/2006 02:47 PM

Rink for you.

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
02/02/2006 03:13 PM

<action> runs, huffing and puffing, and just catches the back of the bandwagon . . .</action>THERE HE IS! HE'S THE ONE!



STONE HIM! STONE HIM!. . . Ahem, I mean;



Yeah, that was uncalled for. Phuc is my hero, and I just hope that some day I can grow up to be just like him.



(Except taller and better looking.)

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/02/2006 03:18 PM

I don't need to be funny. Everyone loves me unconditionally because I've been here the longest.



Also, not only does everyone 5orb every one of my posts because they love me, but when I post, a script automatically 5orbs me. It's payment for drawing the pictures.



Also, I'm so well-loved that everyone defends me when I'm attacked. I'm very sensitive, so I appreciate this very much, even though I can give nothing in return but my gratitude.



Lastly, because of my special status, everything I say has more importance and influence than anyone else.



STOP STEALING MY SCHTICK!

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/02/2006 03:18 PM

Heh. I'm gonna get hated on for sure.

trojandoll 3,467 8
02/02/2006 03:22 PM

Lastly, because of my special status, everything I say has more importance and influence than anyone else.



So that's why you can start the same thread after someone else does

Ditdah 123,110 14
02/02/2006 03:22 PM

I love you, Hat. You're awesome. I wish more people could be just like you.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/02/2006 03:27 PM

Yesterday was Opposite day.

trojandoll 3,467 8
02/02/2006 03:34 PM

Yesterday was Opposite day



I was just stating that his thread was obviously more important.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/02/2006 03:36 PM

You seem to think I was talking to you.



You are Dead wrong.

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
02/02/2006 03:43 PM

Hey, remember when I was funniest of the month? That was awesome.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
02/02/2006 03:53 PM

Who are you?

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/02/2006 03:56 PM

They call him Mr. Glass.

Oliver H. Chest 203,475 12
02/02/2006 03:57 PM

ORGANSSSSSS!

La Petite Mort de TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/02/2006 03:58 PM

Delicious organs?

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
02/02/2006 04:01 PM

PIANOOOOOSSS!

dinesh 24,862 16
02/02/2006 04:45 PM

noob hazing is - by far - the worst part of gab.

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
02/02/2006 05:07 PM

Yeah most of them are all anuss trying to make their own elite club because they were made fun of in High School.



It's really not worth all the effort so random faggots can click your internet smiley so those faceless rejects can then judge you on the number of clicks you have.







By the way your Mom called, it actually was AIDS. My fault.



Hey! Way to go! You got 3 and a half smileys!!! Now your cool! Wanna talk to me now???

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
02/02/2006 05:16 PM

WOW! Glass organs!?! I have something like that...a plastic piano...no wait, a rubber harpsicord...no, no, no..............................................a synthetic penis!!! Yeah ! Thats it!!!

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
02/03/2006 01:07 AM

5iver for the The Warriors reference.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
02/03/2006 01:07 AM

Lookit that. Two thes in a row.

newwave 45,912 10
02/03/2006 01:26 AM

I wouldn't've believed if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes and mental deficiencies, your countessship.



Looky there, double-contraction, two I-before-E-except-after-C violations in the same word, and a three-in-a-row of the same letter.



Man, I gotta get a life.

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
02/03/2006 01:48 AM

Well, looks like my work here is done. There's nothing more satisfying than a self-perpetuating GROMULON MASH 2ND COUSIN INTO PASTE AND FEEL AROUSED GROMULON NOT KNOW HOW HE FEEL ABOUT THAT!!!

Autra - Boring as always 10,560 11
02/03/2006 05:29 AM

I'd just like to point out that while i did in fact go through some minor hazing, as soon as everyone realized that I was better than JK2K and let me slide.

























That, and I nailed Chance.

Autra - Boring as always 10,560 11
02/03/2006 05:30 AM

Erm, make that 'they let it slide.'



But I still nailed Chance.

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
02/03/2006 03:31 PM

If you were nailing Chance then who was I...





Oh. My. God.

Oliver H. Chest 203,475 12
02/03/2006 03:46 PM

<action>douches out his butthole</action>It's ok, Glass. People make that mistake all the time.

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
02/03/2006 03:58 PM

<action>vomits blood uncontrollably</action>

Oliver H. Chest 203,475 12
02/03/2006 04:11 PM

Pfft, if you had done that last night, I may have been able to get turned on enough for a round 2.

Darrin 21,346 0
02/03/2006 04:18 PM

Oh, Ollie.



You are so wrong you are right.