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As some of you, my sister isn't the brightest knife in the Happy Meal. Though not as manipulative and evil as she used to be, she is still very bad at decisions. For example, she decided to get me a t-shirt for Christmas. The problems with this is that the shirt:
a. Is from Abercrombie. They make shirts for thin people, not fatties like me. Thus, even though the tag said XL, it was in reality about a M. Every curve in my bloated body showed.
b. Is bright orange. Totally not my color. I can't imagine what kind of man could look good in bright orange.
c. Bears the words "I'm Crazy For Psych Majors". She apparently still thought I wanted to be a Psychiatrist, despite continually saying I didn't want to be a doctor for the last three years. Also, that phrase could be masculine even if Chuck Norris said it.
Anyway, for your entertainment, here are some pictures. The girl next to me is Kimmy, by the way. The one who gave me that shirt.
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Hilarious
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Chit Eating Grin 178,781  15
02/04/2006 01:33 AM
At least you can sit on the floor. My legs go numb after about ten seconds.
Ohh, and orange does suck, and Kimmy is cute.
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Sizzlin' Snork 45,655 12
02/04/2006 01:34 AM
Your sister is hot.
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Frogpop 173,153 25
02/04/2006 02:14 AM
Her mouth sure is purdy.
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Chit Eating Grin 178,781 15
02/04/2006 02:57 AM
Maybe so but she curses like a sailor.
Dude, you're supposed to try to deter us.
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Manly Man 220 8
02/04/2006 03:41 AM
I like your moobs...
can I touch them?
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Wonderus Breadulus 3,319 10
02/04/2006 03:42 AM
I think I got a bright orange shirt once as a present. It said in plain letters on the front: "100% not sure."
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Briham is looking for his shadow 38,843 10
02/04/2006 01:46 PM
I like your moobs...
can I touch them?
Depends. Have you eaten all your vegetables?
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Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
02/04/2006 02:14 PM
I can't imagine what kind of man could look good in bright orange.
Chicks with knives love orange...
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Briham is looking for his shadow 38,843 10
02/04/2006 10:44 PM
Hoodiea are excusable. A tight orange t-shirt makes me look like a tangerine.
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Chuckleworthy
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Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
02/04/2006 11:40 PM
As some of you, my sister isn't the brightest knife in the Happy Meal
At first I thought that you had out a word. Then I realized that you mean that some of us aren't the brightest knife in the Happy Meal.
I prefer to be several fries short of a drive-through.
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Briham is looking for his shadow 38,843 10
02/04/2006 11:47 PM
No, actually, I meant "As some of you know,..."
I also meant to say "Also, that phrase couldn't be masculine even if Chuck Norris said it."
It's not my fault you guys aren't smart enough to figure out what I'm saying when I spew out half sentences. Why don't go uck yousels!
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Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
02/05/2006 03:05 AM
Bah, you may look like a tangerine, and I may be drunk, but you're still cute.
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Neophyte 9,956 11
05/27/2006 07:41 PM
Anyway, for your entertainment, here are some pictures. The girl next to me is Kimmy, by the way. The one who gave me that shirt.
A lot of people say, "What's that?" It's Pat!
A lot of people ask, "Who's he? Or she?"
A ma'am or a sir, accept him or her
or whatever it might be.
It's time for androgyny.
Here comes Pat!
Special Thanks to: Julia Sweeny!, Jim Emerson!,The Entire cast, crew and guest list of the '94 season of Saturday Night Live
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Neophyte 9,956 11
05/27/2006 08:12 PM
I'm SOOO sorry.
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